...I like to squeeze things." <clown horn honks twice>
...you can bounce a quarter off my abs." <pulls open his shirt and there's a funny
...once after a fifteen-minute conversation I convinced Madonna
to adopt an English accent."
...I once spent six months in Nepal chanting with Zen Buddhist monks. Ommmmmm-bad-meh-ommmmmmm...
It's good for your spirit, you should try it sometime."
...one time I waited backstage at the Point Theatre in Dublin for three weeks just to give Michael Flatley
the surprise beating of his lifetime."
...I don't like Canada." The Miz:
I don't like maple syrup- it reminds me of Canada.