History Funny / JetSetRadio

** "BaayBoooomMaaaan."

** When "Mr. Osaki" asks about dealing with a roach problem, Prof. K quickly and nonchalantly suggests he burn his house down. [[AdviceBackfire When he actually goes through with this]] and asks what to do next, Prof. K is dumbfounded and angry that someone actually took his advice seriously. All he says is "How should I know, fool?"

--> "The sewers are as tricky and twisted as my ex-girlfriend, and twice as smelly."

--> "The name of this tower of ultimate beauty is...eh..blibbity blah blah blah, the name is ''[[SuddenlyShouting IRRELEVANT!]]''

** As the protagonists are attacked by the cops throughout the story, Prof. K lightens the mood with "even the keisatsu tune in when they're not eating donuts!" After the beatings the player goes through, this typical DonutMessWithACop joke upgrades to a cathartic TakeThat
** How does he illustrate the danger of the Tokyo Underground Sewage Facility? Not how you'd expect:

** When "Mr. Osaki" asks about dealing with a roach problem, Prof. K quickly and nonchalantly suggests he burn his house down. [[AdviceBackfire When he actually goes through with this]] and asks what to do next, Prof. K shouts "How should I know, fool?"
** He immediately punctuates Pots' disappearance with a near-perfect imitation of a stock dog howl.

** As the protagonists are attacked by the cops throughout the story, Prof. K lightens the mood with "even the keisatsu tune in when they're not eating donuts!"
** How does he illustrate the danger of the Tokyo Underground Sewage Facility? "The sewers are as tricky and twisted as my ex-girlfriend, and twice as smelly."

* Onishima will call tanks and drone strikes against skating teenagers if his toadies can't handle them. What makes it funnier than Hayashi's calls for backup is his panicked screaming in the face of the "danger."
* When Yo-Yo falls in ''Future,'' he seems to go through [[https://youtu.be/zecEUYYQnTs?t=15 all five stages of grief at once.]]

** When "Mr. Osaki" asks about dealing with a roach problem, Prof. K quickly and nonchalantly suggests he burn his house down. [[AdviceBackfire When he actually goes through with this]], Prof. K shouts "How should I know, fool?"

* Many things that Professor K says are funny:
** "A letter from Mr. Osaka asks, 'How do I rid my house of these nasty roaches?' Easy, just burn your house down!"
** Later on, Mr. Osaka responds saying, "[[AdviceBackfire I burned my house down]], now what?" Professor K's answer: [[spoiler: "How should I know, fool?!"]]
** "Martians come all the way to earth, just to listen to us!"
** "[[NotSoAboveItAll Even the keisatsu tune in when they're not eating donuts!]]"
* [[http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=97816932 Beat's face and shrug when he sees that Potts is missing.]]
** There's also Professor K howling.
* The fact that the cops are sending in tanks, tear gas, and ''air strikes'' all because of teens doing graffiti. That nobody in the police department or those in power see anything wrong with this is just the cherry on top.
* The noise Yoyo makes when he falls from a great height in JSRF.
** Related to the above is how Professor K makes fun of you for falling off of the stage in the same game. Be it dropping into the local river or ''plummeting from a skyscraper'', his response is to loudly laugh at you or make a sarcastic quip.
* Gouji Rokkaku is voiced by the one and only Creator/CharlesMartinet, and his MotiveRant is just a [[EvilIsHammy joy]] to listen to:
--> "The name of this tower of ultimate beauty is...eh, blibbity blah blah blah, the name is ''[[SuddenlyShouting IRRELEVANT!]]''
* Professor K's description of the sewers in JSRF, comparing them to his ex-girlfriend.
* You can make your own custom sprays. Bored players have probably [[VideoGamePerversityPotential abused this to spray phalluses all over Tokyo-to]].
* Roll through any crowd of people. There will be at least one woman (or 20) accusing the Rudie of "AGH, HE TOUCHED MY BUM!". Or alternately, 20 men screaming "MY KNEE, MY KNEE!".
** If you find one of those women, it's possible to position yourself so they'll keep hopping back and forth screaming that 'he' (even if you're playing as a female character) touched her butt...even if you're literally standing in place a few feet away from them, not touching anything at all.

* The fact that the cops are sending in tanks, tear gas, and ''air strikes'' all because of teens doing graffiti.

* "The name of this tower is--BLAH-DE-DEE-BLAH, ITS NAME IS IRRELEVANT!!!"

* Many things that Professor K says are funny, but this has got to be the best one: "A letter from Mr. Osaka asks, 'How do I rid my house of these nasty roaches?' Easy, just burn your house down!"

** Later on, Mr. Osaka responds saying, "I burned my house down, now what?" Professor K's answer: [[spoiler: "How should I know, fool?!"]]

** Later on, Mr. Osaka responds saying, "I burned my house down, now what?"
** And Then... Professor K: I dont know Fool!

* You can make your own custom sprays. Bored players have probably abused this to spray phalluses all over Tokyo-to.