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--> '''Hak Foo:''' Angry crow takes flight! ''(jumps at Uncle)''
--> '''Uncle:''' Thank you for sharing, angry crow!
--> ''[[ShutUpHannibal (Uncle knocks Hak down with one kick)]]''

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--> ---> '''Hak Foo:''' Angry crow takes flight! ''(jumps at Uncle)''
--> ---> '''Uncle:''' Thank you for sharing, angry crow!
--> ---> ''[[ShutUpHannibal (Uncle knocks Hak down with one kick)]]''
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*** Hak Foo gets apt revenge seconds later.
---> '''Hak Foo:''' Elephant thrusts its leg! *floors Uncle with a punch* I meant ''fist''.
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** Later in that episode, Jackie, as per tradition:
-->'''Jackie''': Jade, stay here.
-->'''Jade''': Tch...in a prison?
-->Cue Jackie's frustrated look.
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-->''Hak Foo:''' Minnow wallops whale!
-->''Tohru:''' I'm sorry, what was that last part?
-->''Hak Foo:''' I said minnow-

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-->''Hak -->'''Hak Foo:''' Minnow wallops whale!
-->''Tohru:''' -->'''Tohru:''' I'm sorry, what was that last part?
-->''Hak -->'''Hak Foo:''' I said minnow-
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** Another Tohru and Hak Foo exchange.
-->''Hak Foo:''' Minnow wallops whale!
-->''Tohru:''' I'm sorry, what was that last part?
-->''Hak Foo:''' I said minnow-
-->[Tohru charges into Hak Foo knocking Hak Foo into the wall. Speaking in a daze]
-->'''Hak Foo:''' What was that last part?
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* "What rock...is the legless reptile under?"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSOzAGbyzt8#t=50s Finn's dream sequence about the Dark Hand starting a band, only to get beaten up by Jackie anyway.]]
--> Finn: But...we're not even doing anything wrong!
--> Jackie: You are off-key. *punch*
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--> '''Jackie''': You! Uh...[[WhoIsThisGuyAgain Dark Hand guy!]]

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--> '''Jackie''': You! Uh...[[WhoIsThisGuyAgain Dark Hand guy!]]guy!]]
* The episode where they all went to Hollywood.
-->'''Jade''': Hey look, TheThreeStooges!
-->'''Ratso''': (''he, Chow, and Finn look up excitedly'') Where!?
-->'''Jade''': (''steals their map and runs'') Duh!

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--> '''Possessed Jade:''' [[EvilDead I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL]]!

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--> '''Possessed Jade:''' [[EvilDead Soon I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL]]!will devour your soul.]]


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* This exchange between Tohru and Hak Foo in Season Two.
--> '''Hak Foo:''' Yin-Yang, the power of balance! You will be unable to knock me ov-
--> '''Tohru:''' [[VerbalTic NYAR!]] *decks him* Spiritual balance, Hak FOOL.
** Which is immediately followed by...
--> '''Uncle:''' *kicks Hak Foo away without even looking at him* YOU ARE BLOCKING MY LIGHT!
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* On a plane in-fight, Jade kicks a man, knocking him unconscious.\\

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* On a plane in-fight, Jade kicks a man, knocking him unconscious.\\
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** At the end, after they've just beaten the bad guys, the prison guards show up, grab Jackie, and drag him to solitary confinement. Jackie begs for help, only for Jade, Uncle, and Tohru to do a ShrugTake and walk away.
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--> '''Jackie''': Where? ''(looks around in panic)''

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--> '''Jackie''': Where? ''(looks around in panic)''panic)''
** Another interaction between Ratso and Jackie, from "Enter the Viper":
--> '''Ratso''': Chan!
--> '''Jackie''': You! Uh...[[WhoIsThisGuyAgain Dark Hand guy!]]
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They made the reference frequently, but it still wasn\'t the name of the episode.


* "The Tortoise and the Hare" had a nice moment when Jackie defeats Ratso's crane and confronts him directly.

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* "The Tortoise and the Hare" "Shell Game" had a nice moment when Jackie defeats Ratso's crane and confronts him directly.
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** That's not even getting into Uncle's Renfield behavior during the final fight. Jade's discovery that in order to defeat the vampire, he must [[spoiler:have a mushroom from a graveyard put into his left sock, and then have said sock thrown into the river]] (Jackie's reaction: "...you're making this up,") has Uncle lying on the ground completely frozen (with his arms in the most ridiculous position), saying things like "Is that your [[spoiler:sock]], master?" and begging him to take the others' "delicious chiiiii..." complete with Uncle's slight increase in pitch at the end. Classic!

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** That's not even getting into Uncle's Renfield behavior during the final fight. Jade's discovery that in order to defeat the vampire, he must [[spoiler:have a mushroom from a graveyard put into his left sock, and then have said sock thrown into the river]] (Jackie's reaction: "...you're making this up,") has Uncle lying on the ground completely frozen (with his arms in the most ridiculous position), saying things like "Is that your [[spoiler:sock]], master?" and begging him to take the others' "delicious chiiiii..." complete with Uncle's slight increase in pitch at the end. Classic!Classic!
* "The Tortoise and the Hare" had a nice moment when Jackie defeats Ratso's crane and confronts him directly.
--> '''Ratso''': ''(raises arms)'' Uncle!
--> '''Jackie''': Where? ''(looks around in panic)''
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* Good!Jackie's reaction to being kidnapped and forced into a car:

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* Good!Jackie's Good Jackie's reaction to being kidnapped and forced into a car:



** That's not even getting into Uncle's Renfield behaviour during the final fight. Jade's discovery that in order to defeat the vampire, he must [[spoiler:have a mushroom from a graveyard put into his left sock, and then have said sock thrown into the river]] (Jackie's reaction: "...you're making this up,") has Uncle lying on the ground completely frozen (with his arms in a the most ridiculous position), saying things like "Is that your [[spoiler:sock]], master?" and begging him to take the others' "delicious chiiiii..." complete with Uncle's slight increase in pitch at the end. Classic!

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** That's not even getting into Uncle's Renfield behaviour behavior during the final fight. Jade's discovery that in order to defeat the vampire, he must [[spoiler:have a mushroom from a graveyard put into his left sock, and then have said sock thrown into the river]] (Jackie's reaction: "...you're making this up,") has Uncle lying on the ground completely frozen (with his arms in a the most ridiculous position), saying things like "Is that your [[spoiler:sock]], master?" and begging him to take the others' "delicious chiiiii..." complete with Uncle's slight increase in pitch at the end. Classic!
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It was a water tower. Removing troper\'s self-doubt.


* Jackie rescuing Uncle from Hsi Wu from the top of a water tower (at least, I think it was a water tower). At the moment, Hsi Wu is trying to get Uncle to uncurse him or something, and his goons have just arrived with Uncle's books, having been sent all the way across town to get them at Uncle's insistence. Uncle notices Jackie coming up behind Hsi Wu, so he delays. ("These are not my reading glasses!") Hsi Wu, finally fed up, is preparing to strike at him when Jackie throws him off the tower.

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* Jackie rescuing Uncle from Hsi Wu from the top of a water tower (at least, I think it was a water tower). tower. At the moment, Hsi Wu is trying to get Uncle to uncurse him or something, his broken tail, and his goons have just arrived with Uncle's books, having been sent all the way across town to get them at Uncle's insistence. Uncle notices Jackie coming up behind Hsi Wu, so he delays. ("These are not my reading glasses!") Hsi Wu, finally fed up, is preparing to strike at him when Jackie throws him off the tower.

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--> ''[[ShutUpHannibal (Uncle knocks Hak out with one kick)]]''

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--> ''[[ShutUpHannibal (Uncle knocks Hak out down with one kick)]]''


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** He ends up in their bathroom briefly. "He is privy to our privy!"
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--> ''Jackie'': *Approaches the completely still Uncle and leans in closely. There is a brief beat and then...*
--> ''Uncle'': You are DOOMED!
--> ''Jackie'': AUGH!
--> ''Jade'': *In Uncle's ''duh'' sort of voice* ...but he can still talk!
--> ''Tohru'': *Crossing arms* Shoulda put that thing over his mouth.

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--> ''Jackie'': '''Jackie''': *Approaches the completely still Uncle and leans in closely.close. There is a brief beat and then...*
--> ''Uncle'': '''Uncle''': You are DOOMED!
'''DOOMED'''!
--> ''Jackie'': '''Jackie''': AUGH!
--> ''Jade'': '''Jade''': *In Uncle's ''duh'' sort of voice* ...but he can still talk!
''talk''!
--> ''Tohru'': '''Tohru''': *Crossing arms* arms and pouting* Shoulda put that thing over his mouth.
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--> '''Jade:''' I think I'mm gonna hurl.

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--> '''Jade:''' I think I'mm I'm gonna hurl.
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* Why does Tohru make his HeelFaceTurn at the end of season one? ''Jackie told him there were doughnuts at Section 13''
** Being thrown out of building by Shendu probably helped.

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* Why does Tohru make his HeelFaceTurn at the end of season one? ''Jackie told him there were doughnuts at Section 13''
13.''
** Being thrown out of building by Shendu probably helped. That and he was most likely sick of the treatment he got from the rest of the Dark Hand.



** That's not even getting into Uncle's Renfield behaviour during the final fight. Jade's discovery that in order to defeat the vampire, he must [[spoiler:have a mushroom from a graveyard put into his left sock, and then said sock thrown into the river]] (Jackie's reaction: "...you're making this up,") has Uncle lying on the ground completely prone, saying things like "Is that your [[spoiler:sock]], master?" and begging him to take the others' "delicious chiiiii..." complete with Uncle's slight increase in pitch at the end. Classic!

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** That's not even getting into Uncle's Renfield behaviour during the final fight. Jade's discovery that in order to defeat the vampire, he must [[spoiler:have a mushroom from a graveyard put into his left sock, and then have said sock thrown into the river]] (Jackie's reaction: "...you're making this up,") has Uncle lying on the ground completely prone, frozen (with his arms in a the most ridiculous position), saying things like "Is that your [[spoiler:sock]], master?" and begging him to take the others' "delicious chiiiii..." complete with Uncle's slight increase in pitch at the end. Classic!
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** Then there's the bit where Jade turns Jackie into a chinchilla with the monkey talisman, just to see what one was.

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** Then there's the bit where Jade turns Jackie into a chinchilla with the monkey talisman, just to see what one was.was.
* "The Chi Of The Vampire" is pretty much non-stop laughter (well, after the [[NightmareFuel introduction of said vampire and how he extracts your]] [[EyeScream chi]] at least). Some highlights include: Jade switching her chi with Uncle (obtaining certain... abrasive personality traits), and Tohru getting some of Jade's chi (and turning moe - complete with big eyes and exuberant personality). But then, Uncle is bitten and Jade uses her Uncle chi to put a holding spell on him, saying that he cannot move until it is removed.
--> ''Jackie'': *Approaches the completely still Uncle and leans in closely. There is a brief beat and then...*
--> ''Uncle'': You are DOOMED!
--> ''Jackie'': AUGH!
--> ''Jade'': *In Uncle's ''duh'' sort of voice* ...but he can still talk!
--> ''Tohru'': *Crossing arms* Shoulda put that thing over his mouth.
** That's not even getting into Uncle's Renfield behaviour during the final fight. Jade's discovery that in order to defeat the vampire, he must [[spoiler:have a mushroom from a graveyard put into his left sock, and then said sock thrown into the river]] (Jackie's reaction: "...you're making this up,") has Uncle lying on the ground completely prone, saying things like "Is that your [[spoiler:sock]], master?" and begging him to take the others' "delicious chiiiii..." complete with Uncle's slight increase in pitch at the end. Classic!
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-->'''Jackie''': Chinchilla. (''{{Beat}}'') What do you mean, "What's a chinchilla?" That's the password!

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-->'''Jackie''': Chinchilla. (''{{Beat}}'') What do you mean, "What's a chinchilla?" That's the password!password!
** Then there's the bit where Jade turns Jackie into a chinchilla with the monkey talisman, just to see what one was.
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-->'''Jackie''': NO WE DON'T!

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-->'''Jackie''': NO WE DON'T!DON'T!
* Jackie is undercover in prison. When he gets his one phone call:
-->'''Jackie''': Chinchilla. (''{{Beat}}'') What do you mean, "What's a chinchilla?" That's the password!
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--> '''Possessed Jade:''' I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!

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--> '''Possessed Jade:''' [[EvilDead I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!SOUL]]!
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-->'''Wizard cultist''': [[YeOldeButcheredEnglishe You knoweth too mucheth!

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-->'''Wizard cultist''': [[YeOldeButcheredEnglishe [[YeOldeButcheredEnglish You knoweth too mucheth!mucheth!]]
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* Pretty much all of "The Chan That Knew Too Much". Especially this bit:
-->'''Wizard cultist''': [[YeOldeButcheredEnglishe You knoweth too mucheth!
-->'''Jackie''': NO WE DON'T!
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--> [[ShutUpHannibal ''Uncle knocks Hak out with one kick'']]

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--> [[ShutUpHannibal ''Uncle ''[[ShutUpHannibal (Uncle knocks Hak out with one kick'']]kick)]]''
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--> [[ShutUpHannibal ''(Uncle knocks Hak out with one kick)'']]

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--> [[ShutUpHannibal ''(Uncle ''Uncle knocks Hak out with one kick)'']]kick'']]
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* Jackie rescuing Uncle from Hsi Wu from the top of a water tower (at least, I think it was a water tower). At the moment, Hsi Wu is trying to get Uncle to uncurse him or something, and his goons have just arrived with Uncle's books, having been sent all the way across town to get them at Uncle's insistence. Uncle notices Jackie coming up behind Hsi Wu, so he delays. ("These are not my reading glasses!") Hsi Wu, finally fed up, is preparing to strike at him when Jackie throws him off the tower.
--> '''Jackie:''' Uncle! Run!
--> '''Uncle:''' ''(looks to one side, then the other)'' Where to?
* Good!Jackie's reaction to being kidnapped and forced into a car:
--> "Are those seats real leather? ''(cries)'' Oh, the poor cows!"
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*** True, but the doughnuts are the reason he gives - and the expression on his face suggests he's ''completely serious''.


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** Speaking of Hak Foo, in his first episode, we have this gem:
--> '''Hak Foo:''' Angry crow takes flight! ''(jumps at Uncle)''
--> '''Uncle:''' Thank you for sharing, angry crow!
--> [[ShutUpHannibal ''(Uncle knocks Hak out with one kick)'']]

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny - "WHAT'S THE MOOSE'S NAME?! THE NAAAAAAAME?!?!"

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny - "WHAT'S In "Project A, For Astral," Jackie trying to prove to Captain Black that Jade ([[DemonicPossession who was possessed by Shendu]] at the moment) is "evil." Jackie's expressions and gestures make it even better.
--> '''Jackie:''' I'll prove it to you! (Beat, then he grabs a guy in a Melvin Moose costume) WHAT'S
THE MOOSE'S NAME?! THE NAAAAAAAME?!?!"''THE NAME?!!''
--> '''Shendu:''' Urgh...
--> '''Jade (in astral form):''' I'll give ya a hint. Another word for wedgie.
--> '''Jackie:''' You can't name it, can you?! (pushes moose away) You're evil, ''YOU'RE EVIL!!''
* From the same episode:



** How about that episode in which an Oni mask gets broken in half, with one of them sticking to Valmont and the other to Jade? It's funny how she tries to resist the murderous impulse of her Oni half.

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** * How about that episode in which an Oni mask gets broken in half, with one of them sticking to Valmont and the other to Jade? It's funny how she tries to resist the murderous impulse of her Oni half.



** Why does Tohru make his HeelFaceTurn at the end of season one? ''Jackie told him there were doughnuts at Section 13''
*** Being thrown out of building by Shendu probably helped.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0znoyLr7qAw Never. Mock. The cookie.]]

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** * Why does Tohru make his HeelFaceTurn at the end of season one? ''Jackie told him there were doughnuts at Section 13''
*** ** Being thrown out of building by Shendu probably helped.
** * [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0znoyLr7qAw Never. Mock. The cookie.]]]]
* On a plane in-fight, Jade kicks a man, knocking him unconscious.\\
--> '''Jade:''' "I'm Jackie Chan... and you're the pilot."
* Captain Black: (Re: an EvilTwin) "Let's go kick my butt."
* The Season Two beginning with Uncle bypassing the good guys and baddies who are all in the midst of battle to read the ancient script ahead, then later kicking one of the baddies without hesitation, citing that he was "''blocking my [his] light."'' Couldn't stop laughing.
** Uncle is a gold-mine for these.
--> '''Uncle:''' The hand is quicker than the eye
--> ''(SlowMotion as Uncle moves his hands about. Uncle kicks bad person in the face)''
--> '''Uncle:''' But you should have been watching the ''foot''.
* I am quite fond of the scene where Hak Foo (the king of [[CallingYourAttacks metaphorical attack names]]) acquires the pig talisman and begins yelling "Heat-Beam Eye Blasts!" every five seconds.
* Then there's Jade's CrowningMomentOfFunny: Jackie pushes a button on the [[OvertOperative secret agent]]'s briefcase, which unfolds into a giant glider plane...and promptly flies away, leaving them stranded on the side of a volcano and alerting the {{mooks}} to their presence.
--> '''Jade:''' See? This is why we can't buy you nice things.
* How about in the clip show episode when things really start to speed up?
--> '''Jade:''' I think I'mm gonna hurl.
--> '''Uncle:''' Uncle becoming very dizzy...

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