History Funny / JackieChanAdventures

28th Dec '16 2:25:43 PM TMNTFanGirl
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21st Nov '16 9:01:51 PM jewelia13
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* When Uncle first visited Section 13:
-->'''Uncle:''' Captain Black, your place is too big! I have to walk very far to get to the bathroom!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0znoyLr7qAw Never. Mock. The cookie.]]
** The hilarious comeback in Season 3. "Never. Mock. The sock."
* On a plane in-fight, Jade kicks a man, knocking him unconscious.
--> '''Jade:''' "I'm Jackie Chan... [[OhCrap and you're the pilot]]."
* Uncle is a gold-mine for these.
--> '''Uncle:''' The hand is quicker than the eye
--> ''(SlowMotion as Uncle moves his hands about. Uncle kicks mook in the face)''
--> '''Uncle:''' But you should have been watching the ''foot''.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0znoyLr7qAw Never. Mock. The cookie.]]
** The hilarious comeback in Season 3. "Never. Mock. The sock."



* "What rock... is the legless reptile under?"

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* "What rock... is the legless reptile under?"
under? Where... does the serpent sleep?" *{{Beat}}* "'''''Where's the snake talisman?!'''''"



* Shendu is furious of how the Rabbit Talisman is taken with the turtle, so he started breathing fire at Tohru.
-->"Whoa! I did not know he could do that."

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* Shendu is furious of how furiously berating the Rabbit Talisman is taken with the turtle, so he started Enforcers and then breathing fire at Tohru.
them provokes this reaction:
-->"Whoa! I did not ''not'' know he could do that."
"

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* When Uncle first visited Section 13:
-->'''Uncle:''' Captain Black, your place is too big! I have to walk very far to get to the bathroom!


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[[AC:Mother Of All Battles]]
* Uncle is a gold-mine for these.
--> '''Uncle:''' The hand is quicker than the eye
--> ''(SlowMotion as Uncle moves his hands about. Uncle kicks mook in the face)''
--> '''Uncle:''' But you should have been watching the ''foot''.


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* On a plane in-fight, Jade kicks a man, knocking him unconscious.
--> '''Jade:''' "I'm Jackie Chan... [[OhCrap and you're the pilot]]."
21st Nov '16 8:51:11 PM jewelia13
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* "What rock... is the legless reptile under?"



* Another Tohru and Hak Foo exchange.
-->'''Hak Foo:''' Minnow wallops whale!
-->'''Tohru:''' I'm sorry, what was that last part?
-->'''Hak Foo:''' I said minnow-
-->[Tohru charges into Hak Foo knocking Hak Foo into the wall.]
-->'''Hak Foo:''' ''*Mockingly, yet dazed*'' What was that last part?




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* "What rock... is the legless reptile under?"




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* Another Tohru and Hak Foo exchange.
-->'''Hak Foo:''' Minnow wallops whale!
-->'''Tohru:''' I'm sorry, what was that last part?
-->'''Hak Foo:''' I said minnow-
-->[Tohru charges into Hak Foo knocking Hak Foo into the wall.]
-->'''Hak Foo:''' ''*Mockingly, yet dazed*'' What was that last part?

10th Oct '16 3:01:13 PM AHI-3000
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* While everyone is aboard the space shuttle, Valmont temporarily awakens from Shendu's possession, and demands to know where he is. His terrified reaction upon seeing that he's orbiting the Earth is priceless.

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* While everyone is aboard the space shuttle, Valmont temporarily awakens from Shendu's possession, and demands to know where he is. His terrified reaction upon seeing that he's orbiting they're flying over the Earth is priceless.



** Also, when the astronaut chimp steals the Pan'ku Box:

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** Also, when the astronaut chimp chimpanzee steals the Pan'ku Box:



* After Tso Lan emerges from the portal, he looks at the space chimp and asks Shendu with confusion if this is Jackie Chan.

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* After Soon after Tso Lan emerges from the portal, he looks at the space chimp and asks Shendu with confusion if this is Jackie Chan.



* After Hak Foo became a Dark Chi Warrior:
--> '''Hak Foo:''' Meteor Brings Mass Extinction!
--> '''Hak Foo:''' Tornado Desecrates Trailer Park!

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* After Hak Foo became becomes a [[SuperpoweredMook Dark Chi Warrior:
--> '''Hak
Warrior]], he upgrades his attacks accordingly:
-->'''Hak
Foo:''' Meteor "Meteor Brings Mass Extinction!
--> '''Hak
Extinction!"
-->'''Hak
Foo:''' Tornado "Tornado Desecrates Trailer Park!
Park!"



* The Ikazuki Mask's awkward attempts at finding a host to attach himself to. He ends up being placed on Finn... on Finn's butt, to be exact. There's also Jade's reaction:

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* The This happens after the mask of the Oni general Ikazuki Mask's awkward is awakened with the [[AnimateInanimateObject Rat Talisman]]. He's quite disappointed about being reduced to just his face.
-->'''Ikazuki:''' "[[LargeHam IKAZUKI LIVES]]! [[KneelBeforeZod Bow before my mighty form]] and -- wait, [[EpicFail where is my mighty form]]? Insolent humans, you shall pay for your trickery at the hands of my Shadowkhan!"\\
''(Attempts to summon the {{Samurai}} Khan, but nothing happens)''\\
"Ahem. At the hands of my Shadowkhan!"\\
''(Still nothing happens)''
* Ikazuki somehow escapes from Section 13, and he awkwardly
attempts at finding to find a host to attach himself to. He ends up For example:
-->'''Ikazuki:''' ''(while sitting in a woman's lap)'' "PUT ME ON YOUR FACE!"\\
''(She screams and throws him away)''
* Ikazuki later (accidentally) succeeds at
being placed on Finn... on Finn's butt, to be exact. There's also Jade's reaction:




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* At the end, Ratso dabs his hands in the mask removal potion, and he performs the admittedly awkward task of removing Ikazuki from Finn's ass, with Ratso and Finn both agreeing to [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain never talk about it]].
30th Aug '16 10:15:30 AM AHI-3000
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* While everyone is inside the space shuttle, Valmont temporarily awakens from Shendu's possession, and demands to know where he is. His terrified reaction when he sees that he's way up in space is priceless.

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* While everyone is inside aboard the space shuttle, Valmont temporarily awakens from Shendu's possession, and demands to know where he is. His terrified reaction when he sees upon seeing that he's way up in space orbiting the Earth is priceless.



* When Tso Lan emerges from the portal, he looks at the space chimp and asks Shendu with confusion if this is Jackie Chan.

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* When After Tso Lan emerges from the portal, he looks at the space chimp and asks Shendu with confusion if this is Jackie Chan.



-->'''Magister''': [[YeOldeButcheredEnglish Thou knoweth too much!]]
-->'''Jackie''': NO WE DON'T!

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-->'''Magister''': [[YeOldeButcheredEnglish -->'''Magister:''' "[[YeOldeButcheredEnglish Thou knoweth too much!]]
-->'''Jackie''': NO
much]]!"
-->'''Jackie:''' "NO
WE DON'T!DON'T!"



-->"He is privy to our privy!"

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-->"He -->'''Magister:''' "He is privy to our privy!"



--> '''Magister''': Thou has faxed our insignia!
--> '''Jackie''': It didn't go through!

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--> '''Magister''': Thou '''Magister:''' "Thou has faxed our insignia!
insignia!"
--> '''Jackie''': It '''Jackie:''' "It didn't go through!
through!"
28th Aug '16 11:27:59 PM AHI-3000
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* The evil Mirror Spirits possess our heroes and [[BalefulPolymorph change them]]; Uncle becomes mute, Jackie's head grows huge, Jade is turned into a ''literal'' StubbornMule, and Tohru becomes a giant clone of his mother (with her voice and personality too, thus getting on the silent Uncle's nerves).

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* The evil Mirror Spirits possess our heroes and [[BalefulPolymorph change them]]; Uncle becomes mute, Jackie's head grows huge, Jade is turned into a ''literal'' StubbornMule, {{stubborn mule}}, and Tohru becomes a giant clone of his mother (with (complete with her voice and personality too, thus getting on the silent Uncle's nerves).
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-->'''Shendu:''' Why the interest in the box Chan? You have sealed the portals.
-->'''Jackie:''' I want a keepsake of our time together.

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-->'''Shendu:''' Why "Why the interest in the box Chan? You have sealed the portals.
portals."
-->'''Jackie:''' I "I want a keepsake of our time together. together."



-->"WHOOPEE! BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA, BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA!"

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-->"WHOOPEE! BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA, BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA!"
-->'''Valmont:''' "WHOOPEE! BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA, BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA!"



-->'''[[GravityMaster Tso Lan]]:''' [[CatchPhrase Behold my mastery of gravity!]]
-->'''El Toro:''' Behold my mastery of ''(takes a look at the Rooster Talisman)'' ...[[GratuitousSpanish pollo!]]

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-->'''[[GravityMaster Tso Lan]]:''' [[CatchPhrase "[[CatchPhrase Behold my mastery of gravity!]]
gravity]]!"
-->'''El Toro:''' Behold "Behold my mastery of of..." ''(takes a look at the Rooster Talisman)'' ...Talisman)'' "...[[GratuitousSpanish pollo!]]pollo]]!"



* At the comic convention, Uncle is playing a trading card game against a young boy. Even though he hasn't even played the game before, he somehow aces through the game, and he even uses a ''magic blowfish'' card to finish off the kid!

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* At the comic convention, Uncle is playing a trading card game against a young boy. Even though he hasn't even played the game before, he somehow aces through the game, match, and he even uses a ''magic blowfish'' card to finish off the kid!



* The episode's ending: just when Jade no longer seems interested in gaining a Robomercs game, Jackie is very pleased, prompting a very tired-looking Tohru bringing one of the giant manual Robomercs.
-->'''Tohru''': Jade, I do not believe this will fit in the overhead compartment.

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* The episode's ending: just when Jade no longer seems interested in gaining a Robomercs ''Robomercs'' game, Jackie is very pleased, prompting a very tired-looking Tohru bringing one of the giant manual Robomercs.
-->'''Tohru''': Jade,
''Robomercs''.
-->'''Tohru:''' "Jade,
I do not believe this will fit in the overhead compartment.
compartment."
15th Aug '16 8:42:49 AM OlmoJV
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* At the end of the episode, Uncle is locked up in a decompression chamber for 48 hours due to Jade [[BlatandLies claiming]] that he has the bends like Jackie. The real reason for this was to decimate his stronger than normal garlic odour and to have some peace and quiet from the yelling from his sickbed.

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* At the end of the episode, Uncle is locked up in a decompression chamber for 48 hours due to Jade [[BlatandLies [[BlatantLies claiming]] that he has the bends like Jackie. The real reason for this was to decimate his stronger than normal garlic odour and to have some peace and quiet from the yelling from his sickbed.
15th Aug '16 8:40:10 AM OlmoJV
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* When the Chans have to vote which one of them has to exit the game, the winner is Uncle, thanks to Jade's conspiracies. As Uncle's dragged away, he yells in a hilarious way at Jade for cheating on him.
-->'''Uncle''': UNCLE HAS BEEN BAMBOOZLED?! JADE! WE HAD A DEAL!



* At the end of the episode, Uncle is locked up in a decompression chamber for 48 hours due to Jade [[BlatandLies claiming him]] to suffer from sickness like Jackie. The real reason for this was to garlic
** As Captain Black makes his exit, he has a smug look on his face

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* At the end of the episode, Uncle is locked up in a decompression chamber for 48 hours due to Jade [[BlatandLies claiming him]] to suffer from sickness claiming]] that he has the bends like Jackie. The real reason for this was to garlic
decimate his stronger than normal garlic odour and to have some peace and quiet from the yelling from his sickbed.
** As Captain Black makes his exit, he has a smug look on his face
face, indicating that he went gladly along with Jade's lies.
15th Aug '16 8:22:18 AM OlmoJV
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[[AC:Clash of the Titanics]]
* Uncle is forbidden from coming underwater due to his cold, but he sneaks along anyway in Jade style. When he's found, he [[BorrowedCatchphrase greets Jackie in Jade style]].
* At the end of the episode, Uncle is locked up in a decompression chamber for 48 hours due to Jade [[BlatandLies claiming him]] to suffer from sickness like Jackie. The real reason for this was to garlic
** As Captain Black makes his exit, he has a smug look on his face
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