History Funny / JackieChanAdventures

30th Aug '16 10:15:30 AM AHI-3000
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* While everyone is inside the space shuttle, Valmont temporarily awakens from Shendu's possession, and demands to know where he is. His terrified reaction when he sees that he's way up in space is priceless.

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* While everyone is inside aboard the space shuttle, Valmont temporarily awakens from Shendu's possession, and demands to know where he is. His terrified reaction when he sees upon seeing that he's way up in space orbiting the Earth is priceless.



* When Tso Lan emerges from the portal, he looks at the space chimp and asks Shendu with confusion if this is Jackie Chan.

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* When After Tso Lan emerges from the portal, he looks at the space chimp and asks Shendu with confusion if this is Jackie Chan.



-->'''Magister''': [[YeOldeButcheredEnglish Thou knoweth too much!]]
-->'''Jackie''': NO WE DON'T!

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-->'''Magister''': [[YeOldeButcheredEnglish -->'''Magister:''' "[[YeOldeButcheredEnglish Thou knoweth too much!]]
-->'''Jackie''': NO
much]]!"
-->'''Jackie:''' "NO
WE DON'T!DON'T!"



-->"He is privy to our privy!"

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-->"He -->'''Magister:''' "He is privy to our privy!"



--> '''Magister''': Thou has faxed our insignia!
--> '''Jackie''': It didn't go through!

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--> '''Magister''': Thou '''Magister:''' "Thou has faxed our insignia!
insignia!"
--> '''Jackie''': It '''Jackie:''' "It didn't go through!
through!"
28th Aug '16 11:27:59 PM AHI-3000
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* The evil Mirror Spirits possess our heroes and [[BalefulPolymorph change them]]; Uncle becomes mute, Jackie's head grows huge, Jade is turned into a ''literal'' StubbornMule, and Tohru becomes a giant clone of his mother (with her voice and personality too, thus getting on the silent Uncle's nerves).

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* The evil Mirror Spirits possess our heroes and [[BalefulPolymorph change them]]; Uncle becomes mute, Jackie's head grows huge, Jade is turned into a ''literal'' StubbornMule, {{stubborn mule}}, and Tohru becomes a giant clone of his mother (with (complete with her voice and personality too, thus getting on the silent Uncle's nerves).
24th Aug '16 10:09:40 AM AHI-3000
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-->'''Shendu:''' Why the interest in the box Chan? You have sealed the portals.
-->'''Jackie:''' I want a keepsake of our time together.

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-->'''Shendu:''' Why "Why the interest in the box Chan? You have sealed the portals.
portals."
-->'''Jackie:''' I "I want a keepsake of our time together. together."



-->"WHOOPEE! BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA, BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA!"

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-->"WHOOPEE! BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA, BOOM SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA!"
-->'''Valmont:''' "WHOOPEE! BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA, BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA-LAKA!"



-->'''[[GravityMaster Tso Lan]]:''' [[CatchPhrase Behold my mastery of gravity!]]
-->'''El Toro:''' Behold my mastery of ''(takes a look at the Rooster Talisman)'' ...[[GratuitousSpanish pollo!]]

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-->'''[[GravityMaster Tso Lan]]:''' [[CatchPhrase "[[CatchPhrase Behold my mastery of gravity!]]
gravity]]!"
-->'''El Toro:''' Behold "Behold my mastery of of..." ''(takes a look at the Rooster Talisman)'' ...Talisman)'' "...[[GratuitousSpanish pollo!]]pollo]]!"



* At the comic convention, Uncle is playing a trading card game against a young boy. Even though he hasn't even played the game before, he somehow aces through the game, and he even uses a ''magic blowfish'' card to finish off the kid!

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* At the comic convention, Uncle is playing a trading card game against a young boy. Even though he hasn't even played the game before, he somehow aces through the game, match, and he even uses a ''magic blowfish'' card to finish off the kid!



* The episode's ending: just when Jade no longer seems interested in gaining a Robomercs game, Jackie is very pleased, prompting a very tired-looking Tohru bringing one of the giant manual Robomercs.
-->'''Tohru''': Jade, I do not believe this will fit in the overhead compartment.

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* The episode's ending: just when Jade no longer seems interested in gaining a Robomercs ''Robomercs'' game, Jackie is very pleased, prompting a very tired-looking Tohru bringing one of the giant manual Robomercs.
-->'''Tohru''': Jade,
''Robomercs''.
-->'''Tohru:''' "Jade,
I do not believe this will fit in the overhead compartment.
compartment."
15th Aug '16 8:42:49 AM OlmoJV
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* At the end of the episode, Uncle is locked up in a decompression chamber for 48 hours due to Jade [[BlatandLies claiming]] that he has the bends like Jackie. The real reason for this was to decimate his stronger than normal garlic odour and to have some peace and quiet from the yelling from his sickbed.

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* At the end of the episode, Uncle is locked up in a decompression chamber for 48 hours due to Jade [[BlatandLies [[BlatantLies claiming]] that he has the bends like Jackie. The real reason for this was to decimate his stronger than normal garlic odour and to have some peace and quiet from the yelling from his sickbed.
15th Aug '16 8:40:10 AM OlmoJV
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* When the Chans have to vote which one of them has to exit the game, the winner is Uncle, thanks to Jade's conspiracies. As Uncle's dragged away, he yells in a hilarious way at Jade for cheating on him.
-->'''Uncle''': UNCLE HAS BEEN BAMBOOZLED?! JADE! WE HAD A DEAL!



* At the end of the episode, Uncle is locked up in a decompression chamber for 48 hours due to Jade [[BlatandLies claiming him]] to suffer from sickness like Jackie. The real reason for this was to garlic
** As Captain Black makes his exit, he has a smug look on his face

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* At the end of the episode, Uncle is locked up in a decompression chamber for 48 hours due to Jade [[BlatandLies claiming him]] to suffer from sickness claiming]] that he has the bends like Jackie. The real reason for this was to garlic
decimate his stronger than normal garlic odour and to have some peace and quiet from the yelling from his sickbed.
** As Captain Black makes his exit, he has a smug look on his face
face, indicating that he went gladly along with Jade's lies.
15th Aug '16 8:22:18 AM OlmoJV
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[[AC:Clash of the Titanics]]
* Uncle is forbidden from coming underwater due to his cold, but he sneaks along anyway in Jade style. When he's found, he [[BorrowedCatchphrase greets Jackie in Jade style]].
* At the end of the episode, Uncle is locked up in a decompression chamber for 48 hours due to Jade [[BlatandLies claiming him]] to suffer from sickness like Jackie. The real reason for this was to garlic
** As Captain Black makes his exit, he has a smug look on his face
13th Aug '16 8:32:36 AM AHI-3000
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[[AC:The New Atlantis]]
* Shendu is forcing Valmont to take potions that make him look more [[DraconicHumanoid dragon-like]], much to the latter's dismay.
-->'''Valmont:''' ''(Referring to a horn on his forehead)'' "Wearing the skirt is demeaning enough, Shendu. But this is over the line!"
-->'''Shendu:''' "Do you think I am pleased with our union, Valmont? If I am to remain in your pathetic body, I must at least make a few cosmetic improvements. Now hold still while I sprout our tail."
-->''(Valmont fights with Shendu over control for his body, using the Pan'ku Box to temporarily incapacitate Shendu.)''
13th Aug '16 8:24:13 AM AHI-3000
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* Valmont complains about Shendu forcing him to wear a "sorcerer's robe" (which Valmont thinks looks too much like a dress). The Enforcers also mock the robes as well:
-->'''Finn:''' Hehe. Shendu-''dette''. ''(mock bows)''
-->'''Ratso:''' Pretty dress.
-->'''Chow:''' Very becoming.



* While everyone is inside the space shuttle, Valmont temporarily awakens from Shendu's possession, and demands to know where he is. His terrified reaction when he sees that he's way up in space is priceless.




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* When Tso Lan emerges from the portal, he looks at the space chimp and asks Shendu with confusion if this is Jackie Chan.
12th Aug '16 8:43:44 AM AHI-3000
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* When Uncle yells over the phone at Jackie (not knowing that he's been [[LiteralSplitPersonality divided by the power of the Tiger Talisman]] again) for [[ItMakesSenseInContext leaving him in a hotel that couldn't provide him with]] [[EyeOfNewt eel saliva]], [[{{Jerkass}} Jackie's Yang side]] [[CallingTheOldManOut responds spitefully]]:
-->'''Yang Jackie:''' "Pull your tongue out of your mouth and wring out the spit."

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* When This phone conversation between Uncle yells over the phone at and Jackie (not knowing that he's (unbeknownst to the former, the latter has been [[LiteralSplitPersonality divided by the power of the Tiger Talisman]] again) for again).
-->'''Uncle:''' "Room service? I have been waiting for--"
-->'''[[NiceGuy Yin Jackie]]:''' "Uncle! Thank goodness you are--"
-->'''Uncle:''' "Jackie!
[[ItMakesSenseInContext leaving him in How could you leave Uncle at a shabby hotel that couldn't provide him with]] with no]] [[EyeOfNewt eel saliva]], [[{{Jerkass}} Jackie's saliva]]?!"
-->'''[[{{Jerkass}}
Yang side]] [[CallingTheOldManOut responds spitefully]]:
-->'''Yang Jackie:''' "Pull
Jackie]]:''' "[[CallingTheOldManOut Pull your tongue out of your mouth and wring out the spit."spit]]."
-->'''Uncle:''' ''(Gasps)''
11th Aug '16 9:42:07 AM AHI-3000
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-->'''Monster:''' "It's just me, but thank you ever so kindly for freeing me from that beastly limbo!"

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-->'''Monster:''' "It's just me, but thank you ever so kindly much for freeing me from that beastly limbo!"



-->'''Monster:''' ''(Looks menacingly at Jade)'' "What's a... ''cookie''?" ''(Roars)''

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-->'''Monster:''' ''(Looks menacingly hungrily at Jade)'' "What's a... ''cookie''?" ''(Roars)''
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