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28th Feb '16 6:25:07 PM AHI-3000
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-->(Kessler telekinetically pushes Zeke out of the battlefield.)

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-->(Kessler telekinetically pushes throws Zeke out of the battlefield.)
26th Jan '16 3:31:21 PM AHI-3000
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--> '''Zeke''': Hey, Cole. You there? I gotta talk to you about something.
--> '''Cole''': I kinda got my hands full right now!

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--> '''Zeke''': -->'''Zeke''': Hey, Cole. You there? I gotta talk to you about something.
--> '''Cole''': -->'''Cole''': I kinda got my hands full right now!now!
* During the {{final battle}} between Cole and [[FinalBoss Kessler]], [[BigDamnHeroes Zeke]] suddenly shows up and tries shooting at Kessler. His response?
-->'''Kessler''': This does not concern you, fat man!
-->(Kessler telekinetically pushes Zeke out of the battlefield.)
11th Jul '13 8:48:20 PM PersonWithManyAliases
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* In the second game there is a mission where Kuo has been kidnapped by the Militia. There is the Good option to release a small army of captured police to held you attack the Militia base, and then there's Nix's idea of loading a tram up with explosives and just blowing a hole in the front of the building. If you take the Evil option, Cole asks for Nix's help saving Kuo, but she suggests just leaving her while they have fun fighting the Militia. Nix had no idea why they were even attacking the place; ''she just wanted to blow them up!''
11th Jul '13 8:48:09 PM PersonWithManyAliases
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7th May '13 10:26:18 PM SideburnsKid
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* In the second game there is a mission where Kuo has been kidnapped by the Militia. There is the Good option to release a small army of captured police to held you attack the Militia base, and then there's Nix's idea of loading a tram up with explosives and just blowing a hole in the front of the building. If you take the Evil option, Cole asks for Nix's help saving Kuo, but she suggests just leaving her while they have fun fighting the Militia. Nix had no idea why they were even attacking the place; ''she just wanted to blow them up!''
25th Feb '13 7:37:52 PM Mullon
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* In the sequel, Cole and Zeke have an [[HeterosexualLifePartners epically bromantic]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq5Xz-P2T-M scene]] on the new rooftop. After chugging all the beer they've got and falling asleep on the couch, they end up with their heads on each others' shoulders. When Cole wakes up, he casually uses his new blast core while Zeke is still passed out, comically flopping down out of sight behind the couch when it's done giving him a new power.
** Even more hilarious if you use the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MhGfxMB6j8 Kessler costume]] while doing so. The spectacle of the ManipulativeBastard[=/=]BigBad of the last game chugging beers and watching Spaghetti Westerns with Zeke is quite a sight.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8xHlndtnZE&NR=1 The same cutscene...]][[spoiler: [[FunnyBackgroundEvent except that because of some bug a Ravager is stuck in the background, and they don't even react to it.]]]]
** On the subject of the Kessler costume, you might as well get some extra lulz by equipping it for the cutscene where you make the decision to swap powers with Nix. It's "ass-slappingly" entertaining.
** The scene when you first meet Dr. Wolfe is also worth a laugh when you're using the Kessler costume.[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxqalOa_ilo]]
* The cutscene from the start of the mission during which Cole first meets Bertrand.
--> '''Cole''': ''[Sneaking into Bertrand's rally]'' I miss anything?
--> '''Zeke''': Nah, just Bertand telling everyone that you're the devil.
--> '''Cole''': Oh. ''[{{Beat}}]'' Nice.
** And then later in the same scene, when things deteriorate (as they do).
--> '''Cole''': DEVIL COMING THROUGH!
* If you decide to take the evil route on your way into New Marais, Kuo is understandably upset when you overcharge a generator near the bridge, killing both enemies and innocents. She goes all WhatTheHellHero Cue Zeke's voice in your earpiece: "Things... uh... tend to blow up around him. You get used to it."
* One of the side missions in two involves tampering with TV dishes so Zeke can put his own program on the air. What program does Zeke show? A dating video for Cole.
--> '''Zeke''': He loves all the standard crap. Long walks on the beach, brushing ladies' hair, romantic picnics with cheese.
--> '''Cole''': Zeke, [[YouBastard you bastard.]]
** Note that Cole actually finds this ''hilarious'', as he's chuckling when he says it.
* For me it has to be from the mission where you and Zeke try to move a nuke down to the docks, and of course the militia try to stop you.
--> '''Zeke''': STOP. SHOOTING. THE THERMONUCLEAR MISSILE, YOU DUMB HICKS!
** And shortly before that:
--> '''Militia''': Give us back our nuke!
--> '''Zeke''': If you know what it is, then ''STOP SHOOTING AT IT!''



* Cole's reaction the first time you freeze an enemy when you work with Kuo:
--> '''Cole''': ''(barely audible through laughter)'' It's a hickcicle!
* During the mission "Lost and Found", Kuo and Cole have this exchange:
--> '''Cole''': So, he's not like your [[MayDecemberRomance significantly older boyfriend]], or something like that?
--> '''Kuo''': I believe the term you're looking for here is 'father figure'.
--> '''Cole''': Hey, it's cool. I'm not gonna judge you.
* The epic lampshading of your inability to climb fences in i1.
--> ''Troper climbs a fence.''
--> '''Trophy achieved! 'Don't fence me in''''
--> '''Description:''' ''Climb a chain-link fence and rejoice.''
* This little conversation with Zeke shortly after the arrival in New Marais:
-->'''Zeke:''' Hey, uh... [[NoodleIncident remember when we came here the first time]], and I got involved with uh... some [[{{Streetwalker}} unsavoury characters]]?
-->'''Cole:''' Yeah, yeah - a little penicillin, it all cleared up.
-->'''Zeke:''' Well, uh, now it's your turn. Couple of 'em still have my number, and they're looking for some help from the Electric Man.
-->'''Cole:''' Oh''' ''God.'' '''
* In which Agent Kuo discovers the world is in the hands of a superpowered man with the soul of a fourteen-year-old boy, and a {{facepalm}} is implied:
--> '''Cole:''' But Agent Kuo, isn't stealing ''illegal''?
--> '''Kuo:''' (''recites from memory a very long rule about government agents commandeering civilian vehicles when necessary, listed in the Penal Code.'')
--> '''Cole:''' Heh. [[HehHehYouSaidX Penal Code]].
* Heartwarming ''and'' funny: Cole comforts Kuo in his own way when she's scared and disgusted by her powers. The cherry is how Kuo sounds both touched and a little taken aback by Cole's hilariously crude phrasing.
--> '''Cole:''' Listen, Kuo, you're not a freak. You're still you. You just happen to have ice coming out of your ass.
--> '''Kuo:''' Wow, that's...that's really sweet, Cole. Thanks.
** Occasionally, Kuo's flight animation will glitch, and she'll spend an entire mission with an icy spray actually shooting out of her ass.
* At the end of festival of blood, when the woman Zeke was courting [[spoiler: flashes a pair of fangs at him]], Zeke's reaction is a simple but priceless "OH SHIT!" The look on his face, lacking his sunglasses, seals the deal.
23rd Feb '13 10:03:05 AM Vir
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* In which Agent Kuo discovers the world is in the hands of a superpowered man with the soul of a fourteen-year-old boy, and a FacePalm is implied:

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* In which Agent Kuo discovers the world is in the hands of a superpowered man with the soul of a fourteen-year-old boy, and a FacePalm {{facepalm}} is implied:
23rd Feb '13 10:00:22 AM Vir
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* If you decide to take the evil route on your way into New Marais, Kuo is understandably upset when you overcharge a generator near the bridge, killing both enemies and innocents. She goes all ''WhatTheHellHero'' Cue Zeke's voice in your earpiece: "Things... uh... tend to blow up around him. You get used to it."

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* If you decide to take the evil route on your way into New Marais, Kuo is understandably upset when you overcharge a generator near the bridge, killing both enemies and innocents. She goes all ''WhatTheHellHero'' WhatTheHellHero Cue Zeke's voice in your earpiece: "Things... uh... tend to blow up around him. You get used to it."



* For me it has to be from the misson where you and Zeke try to move a nuke down to the docks, and of course the militia try to stop you.

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* For me it has to be from the misson mission where you and Zeke try to move a nuke down to the docks, and of course the militia try to stop you.
17th Jan '13 10:27:59 AM daydreamlab
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** Occasionally, Kuo's flight animation will glitch, and she'll spend an entire mission with an icy spray actually shooting out of her ass.
20th Jan '12 11:15:50 AM PaladinPhoenix
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** Note that Cole actually finds this ''hilarious'', as he's chuckling when he says it.
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