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* Indy and Vogel are fighting atop the tank and one of the Nazi's in it is watching from the parascope. He turns and says something to his fellow officers in German (likely insulting Indy, it's not translated). Indy in his struggle, unintentionally kicks the scope causing it to turn inside and hit the solider from behind.
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* After dispatching one of the fighter planes in the tunnel.
--> '''Henry Sr''': That was a bit of a close one!\\
''(Cue the remaining plane dropping a bomb near them, causing them to crash their car)''
--> '''Henry Sr''': That was a bit of a close one!\\
''(Cue the remaining plane dropping a bomb near them, causing them to crash their car)''
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* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . . who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan, and ''signs'' the diary leading to the Holy Grail.
** And autographs the notebook containing instructions on how to find the {{MacGuffin}}.
** And autographs the notebook containing instructions on how to find the {{MacGuffin}}.
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* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . . who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan, and ''signs'' the diary leading to the Holy Grail.
** Andautographs the notebook containing instructions on how to find the {{MacGuffin}}.
** And
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39ZuGNaGVg "No ticket!"]]
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39ZuGNaGVg After throwing out a Nazi official while in the disguise of an attendant: "No ticket!"]]ticket!"
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* The hilariously awkward {{beat}} between Indy and Henry Sr. when he finds out his dad slept with Elsa.
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* The hilariously awkward {{beat}} between Indy and Henry Sr. when he finds out his dad slept with Elsa. Even better because it [[ThrowItIn wasn't in the script]].
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* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . . who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan.
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* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . . who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan.fan, and ''signs'' the diary leading to the Holy Grail.
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* When we find out where Indiana comes from. "The dog? You are named after the dog."
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* Dad! What? Dad! What? DAD! WHAT?!
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The character\'s not actually nameless; you can hear someone comment \"Herman\'s horse-sick!\" when he falls off his horse at the opening of the film.
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* In 1912, as a young Indy and a fat, nameless Boy Scout stumble upon a bunch of bandits who discover the gold cross:
-->'''NMBS''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent freaking out]])''
-->'''NMBS''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent freaking out]])''
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* In 1912, as a young Indy and a fat, nameless fellow Boy Scout Herman stumble upon a bunch of bandits who discover the gold cross:
-->'''NMBS''': -->'''Herman''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent freaking out]])''
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*** Made even more funny when all of the said passengers pull out their tickets and frantically shout "TICKET!"
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* When Indy is teaching a class and all the girls are gazing at him!
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* Indy's bemused look when he somehow manages to kill three Nazis with ''one shot'', the bullet passing through them like they were cardboard cutouts.
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*** The best part is that it's ''[[JamesBond James freakin' Bond]]'' getting upset over some bad guys getting killed.
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-->'''Sallah''': That car belongs to my brother-in-law.
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-->'''Sallah''': That car belongs belonged to my brother-in-law.
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-->'''Henry Sr.''': More or less... Son I'm sorry, [[BlatantLies they got us]].
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-->'''Henry Sr.''': More or less... Son Son, I'm sorry, [[BlatantLies they got us]].
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-->'''Henry Sr.''': More or less... Son I'm sorry, [[BlatantLies they got us]]
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-->'''Henry Sr.''': More or less... Son I'm sorry, [[BlatantLies they got us]]us]].
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* Indy laughing after killing the last Nazi motorcyclist chasing them, then doing a double-take at his father who just frowns disapprovingly and then casually winds his watch. Indy then glowers like he's thinking "Nothing's ever good enough for him!"
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* "You call this archaeology?"
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* "You call this archaeology?"archaeology?"
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** Are you sure that it was a seagull? It sounded more like a Steamtrain!
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-->'''YoungIndy''': Would you ''relax''? It's just a ''snake''!
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-->'''Indy''': Would you ''relax''? It's just a ''snake''!
-->'''Indy''': Would you ''relax''? It's just a ''snake''!
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-->'''NMB''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrentfreaking out]])''
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-->'''NMB''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrentfreaking [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent freaking out]])''
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-->'''NMB''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrentfreaking out])''
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-->'''NMB''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrentfreaking out])''out]])''
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* In 1912, as a young Indy and a fat, nameless Boy Scout stumble upon a bunch of bandits who discover the gold cross:
-->'''NMB''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrentfreaking out])''
-->'''Indy''': Would you ''relax''? It's just a ''snake''!
-->'''NMB''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrentfreaking out])''
-->'''Indy''': Would you ''relax''? It's just a ''snake''!
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** "Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!"
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* When the Nazis offer the Sultan a chest of jewels and gold, he is not impressed - he '''is''' impressed by the Rolls Royce, however. Donovan quickly adjusts his plan, smiles, and tells the Sultan, "The keys are in the ignition."
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* When the Nazis offer the Sultan a chest of jewels and gold, he is not impressed - he '''is''' impressed by the Rolls Royce, however. Donovan quickly adjusts his plan, smiles, and tells the Sultan, "The keys are in the ignition.""
* "You call this archaeology?"
* "You call this archaeology?"
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o39ZuGNaGVg "No ticket!"ticket!"]]
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*** The little smirk he makes after he says it is hilarious.
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--> '''Marcus:''' Does anybody here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek? Water? no thank you sir. No...no, fish make love in it. Chicken? No thank you, I'm a ''vegetarian!'' Does anyone understand a word I'm saying?!
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--> '''Marcus''': Indy! Henry! Follow me! I know the way! Hyaaaaahhh! (Spurs his horse, which takes off, bouncing him violently in the saddle)
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--> '''Henry''': What are you doing? Get down!
--> '''Indy''': Don't worry, Dad. We're well out of range.
--> '''''BOOM!'''''
--> ''(Sallah's car was hit)''
--> '''Sallah''': That car belongs to my brother-in-law.
--> '''Indy''': Don't worry, Dad. We're well out of range.
--> '''''BOOM!'''''
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--> '''Sallah''': That car belongs to my brother-in-law.
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--> ''(Sallah's
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* When the Nazis offer the Sultan a chest of jewels and gold, he is not impressed - he '''is''' impressed by the Rolls Royce, however. Donovan quickly adjusts his plan, smiles, and tells the Sultan, "The keys are in the ignition."
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* When the Nazis offer the Sultan a chest of jewels and gold, he is not impressed - he '''is''' impressed by the Rolls Royce, however. Donovan quickly adjusts his plan, smiles, and tells the Sultan, "The keys are in the ignition."
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** It becomes a BrickJoke when Indy angrily tells Sallah that he doesn't need camels. Sallah explains they're not for transportation - they're to pay his brother-in-law back for the car.
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* As above, almost any time that DenholmElliott (Marcus) is onscreen, he hams it up for all he's worth, including at the end when everyone is set to ride off into the sunset for a HappyEnding.
--> '''Marcus''': Indy! Henry! Follow me! I know the way! Hyaaaaahhh! (Spurs his horse, which takes off, bouncing him violently in the saddle)
--> '''Marcus''': Indy! Henry! Follow me! I know the way! Hyaaaaahhh! (Spurs his horse, which takes off, bouncing him violently in the saddle)
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* [[CatchPhrase "It belongs]] [[ItBelongsInAMuseum in a museum!"]] [[TakeThat "So do you!"]]
* Indy breaking a floor tile in time to a Librarian stamping his books, with the Librarian looking in utter bewilderment at his suddenly incredibly noisy rubber stamp.
* "No ticket!"
** Made even funnier by the fact that he's speaking plain American English to a bunch of German passengers.
* Most of Indy and Henry's lines, in fact; SeanConnery and Harrison Ford have ''excellent'' comic timing for normally dramatic actors.
* [spotting fighter planes] "Dad! Eleven o'clock!" [Henry checks pocket watch] "...what happens at eleven o'clock?!"
** Just after that, when one of the enemy fighters gets on the biplane's tail, Henry Sr. takes up the gun and shoots at him... and [[OhCrap tears up his own plane's tail section]].
-->'''Indiana/Henry Jr.''': Dad! Are we hit?
-->'''Henry Sr.''': More or less... Son I'm sorry, [[BlatantLies they got us]]
* "Junior... the floor's on fire... and the chair... and the table!"
** "Dad!" "What?" "DAD!" "WHAT??" "DAD!!" "WHAAAT?!?" "Head for the fireplace!"
** "Our situation has not improved."
* The hilariously awkward {{beat}} between Indy and Henry Sr. when he finds out his dad slept with Elsa.
** "She talks in her sleep."
*** "I'm as human as the next man." "Dad, I ''was'' the next man!"
* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . . who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan.
** And autographs the notebook containing instructions on how to find the {{MacGuffin}}.
* "How does one get off this thing?" Made even funnier when Henry notices that Brody's no longer on the tank - you can see him lying there in the background, dazed and probably wondering what the hell just happened.
* Sean Connery squawking like a seagull!
** And the seagulls causing the Nazi plane to crash.
* The scene where they're trying to infiltrate the Nazi castle that Henry Sr. is being held in.
-->'''Butler''': If you are a Scottish lord, then ''I am Mickey Mouse!''
-->'''Indy''': ''(In a hilariously bad Scottish accent)'' How dare he? ''*knocks out butler*''
* One of the German pilots actually trying to fly into the tunnel to chase after Indy and Henry, tearing off the plane's wings and setting it on fire, and ending up passing their car. The look on the pilot's face just says, "I did not think this through."
* This film remarkably has a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming ''AND'' CrowningMomentOfFunny all at the same time ''without a word of dialogue.'' When Henry Jones Sr., Marcus and Sallah watch the tank which they think Indy's inside go over a cliff, they all stand heartbroken on the edge of it. Indy gets up and dazedly walks to the cliff edge, staring confusedly along with everyone else.
* Sallah desperately trying to hint to Marcus that he should run as German soldiers close in on them, until he finally just shouts "Run!" and punches a soldier through his newspaper.
--> '''Marcus:''' ''(confused)'' Yes.
** Just before this, the GilliganCut from Indy telling the Nazis that they'll never be able to find Marcus as he'll blend in perfectly with the locals, to Marcus desperately asking if anyone speaks English.
*** Which has some of Marcus' most hilarious lines. For example:
--> '''Marcus:''' Does anybody here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek? Water? no thank you sir. No...no, fish make love in it. Chicken? No thank you, I'm a ''vegetarian!'' Does anyone understand a word I'm saying?!
** And when Sallah tells Marcus to hide in a nearby shop, which is, in fact, a Nazi truck that drives off. Sallah can only stare and lean over in disappointment.
* A TemptingFate moment:
--> '''Henry''': What are you doing? Get down!
--> '''Indy''': Don't worry, Dad. We're well out of range.
--> '''''BOOM!'''''
--> ''(Sallah's car was hit)''
--> '''Sallah''': That car belongs to my brother-in-law.
* This exchange between Indy and Henry Sr. after it comes out that Indy brought the MacGuffin with him:
-->'''Henry Sr.''': I should've mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
-->'''Indy''': Will you take it easy?
-->'''Henry Sr.''': Take it easy?! Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
-->'''Indy''': I came here to save you!
-->'''Henry Sr.''': Oh yeah?! Well who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
** And "Don't call me 'Junior!'"
* "What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?"
* Indy breaking a floor tile in time to a Librarian stamping his books, with the Librarian looking in utter bewilderment at his suddenly incredibly noisy rubber stamp.
* "No ticket!"
** Made even funnier by the fact that he's speaking plain American English to a bunch of German passengers.
* Most of Indy and Henry's lines, in fact; SeanConnery and Harrison Ford have ''excellent'' comic timing for normally dramatic actors.
* [spotting fighter planes] "Dad! Eleven o'clock!" [Henry checks pocket watch] "...what happens at eleven o'clock?!"
** Just after that, when one of the enemy fighters gets on the biplane's tail, Henry Sr. takes up the gun and shoots at him... and [[OhCrap tears up his own plane's tail section]].
-->'''Indiana/Henry Jr.''': Dad! Are we hit?
-->'''Henry Sr.''': More or less... Son I'm sorry, [[BlatantLies they got us]]
* "Junior... the floor's on fire... and the chair... and the table!"
** "Dad!" "What?" "DAD!" "WHAT??" "DAD!!" "WHAAAT?!?" "Head for the fireplace!"
** "Our situation has not improved."
* The hilariously awkward {{beat}} between Indy and Henry Sr. when he finds out his dad slept with Elsa.
** "She talks in her sleep."
*** "I'm as human as the next man." "Dad, I ''was'' the next man!"
* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . . who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan.
** And autographs the notebook containing instructions on how to find the {{MacGuffin}}.
* "How does one get off this thing?" Made even funnier when Henry notices that Brody's no longer on the tank - you can see him lying there in the background, dazed and probably wondering what the hell just happened.
* Sean Connery squawking like a seagull!
** And the seagulls causing the Nazi plane to crash.
* The scene where they're trying to infiltrate the Nazi castle that Henry Sr. is being held in.
-->'''Butler''': If you are a Scottish lord, then ''I am Mickey Mouse!''
-->'''Indy''': ''(In a hilariously bad Scottish accent)'' How dare he? ''*knocks out butler*''
* One of the German pilots actually trying to fly into the tunnel to chase after Indy and Henry, tearing off the plane's wings and setting it on fire, and ending up passing their car. The look on the pilot's face just says, "I did not think this through."
* This film remarkably has a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming ''AND'' CrowningMomentOfFunny all at the same time ''without a word of dialogue.'' When Henry Jones Sr., Marcus and Sallah watch the tank which they think Indy's inside go over a cliff, they all stand heartbroken on the edge of it. Indy gets up and dazedly walks to the cliff edge, staring confusedly along with everyone else.
* Sallah desperately trying to hint to Marcus that he should run as German soldiers close in on them, until he finally just shouts "Run!" and punches a soldier through his newspaper.
--> '''Marcus:''' ''(confused)'' Yes.
** Just before this, the GilliganCut from Indy telling the Nazis that they'll never be able to find Marcus as he'll blend in perfectly with the locals, to Marcus desperately asking if anyone speaks English.
*** Which has some of Marcus' most hilarious lines. For example:
--> '''Marcus:''' Does anybody here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek? Water? no thank you sir. No...no, fish make love in it. Chicken? No thank you, I'm a ''vegetarian!'' Does anyone understand a word I'm saying?!
** And when Sallah tells Marcus to hide in a nearby shop, which is, in fact, a Nazi truck that drives off. Sallah can only stare and lean over in disappointment.
* A TemptingFate moment:
--> '''Henry''': What are you doing? Get down!
--> '''Indy''': Don't worry, Dad. We're well out of range.
--> '''''BOOM!'''''
--> ''(Sallah's car was hit)''
--> '''Sallah''': That car belongs to my brother-in-law.
* This exchange between Indy and Henry Sr. after it comes out that Indy brought the MacGuffin with him:
-->'''Henry Sr.''': I should've mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
-->'''Indy''': Will you take it easy?
-->'''Henry Sr.''': Take it easy?! Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
-->'''Indy''': I came here to save you!
-->'''Henry Sr.''': Oh yeah?! Well who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
** And "Don't call me 'Junior!'"
* "What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?"
