History Funny / IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade

15th May '17 11:35:15 PM Kalaong
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-->'''Herman''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent freaking out]])''
-->'''Young Indy''': Hey, it's just a ''snake''.

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-->'''Herman''': ''(discovers a snake has been crawling on his leg for some time, starts promptly [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent freaking out]])''
-->'''Young
out]])''\\
'''Young
Indy''': Hey, it's just a ''snake''.



-->'''Nazi''': Doctor Jones!
-->'''Both Joneses''': [[NamesTheSame Yes?]]

to:

-->'''Nazi''': Doctor Jones!
-->'''Both
Jones!\\
'''Both
Joneses''': [[NamesTheSame Yes?]]



-->'''Jones, Sr.:''' "Junior, there's something I have to tell you...
-->'''Indy:''' "Don't get sentimental on me now, Dad. Save it for when we get out of here."
-->'''Jones, Sr.:''' "The floor's on fire. See?"
-->'''Indy:''' "What?"
-->'''Jones, Sr.:''' "...'''And''' the chair!"

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-->'''Jones, Sr.:''' "Junior, there's something I have to tell you... \n-->'''Indy:''' \\
'''Indy:'''
"Don't get sentimental on me now, Dad. Save it for when we get out of here."
-->'''Jones,
"\\
'''Jones,
Sr.:''' "The floor's on fire. See?"
-->'''Indy:''' "What?"
-->'''Jones,
See?"\\
'''Indy:''' "What?"\\
'''Jones,
Sr.:''' "...'''And''' the chair!"



--> '''Indy''': Are you ''crazy'', don't go between them!
--> '''Elsa''': Go between them! Are you '''crazy''?!
** Only after they (barely) squeak through does Indy explain that he was saying ''not'' to go between the two ships.

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--> '''Indy''': -->'''Indy''': Are you ''crazy'', don't go between them!
-->
them!\\
'''Elsa''': Go between them! them? Are you '''crazy''?!
** Only after they (barely) squeak through does Indy explain that he was saying ''not'' to go between the two ships. Also a blink-and-you'll-miss-it AccentRelapse on Elsa's part; she's so freaked out by what she just did she says "betveen".



-->'''Henry:''' You know, sharing your adventures is an interesting experience.
-->'''Indy:''' That's not ''all'' we shared. It's disgraceful. You're old enough to be her fa--her ''grandfather''!
-->'''Henry:''' ''(Shrugging)'' I'm just as human as the next man.
-->'''Indy:''' I ''was'' the next man!

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-->'''Henry:''' You know, sharing your adventures is an interesting experience.
-->'''Indy:'''
experience.\\
'''Indy:'''
That's not ''all'' we shared. It's disgraceful. You're old enough to be her fa--her ''grandfather''!
-->'''Henry:'''
''grandfather''!\\
'''Henry:'''
''(Shrugging)'' I'm just as human as the next man.
-->'''Indy:'''
man.\\
'''Indy:'''
I ''was'' the next man!



-->'''Colonel Vogel:''' And this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones. (Punches Indy in the face, causing him to bump heads with Henry Sr.)
-->'''Indy:''' I liked the Austrian way better.
-->'''Henry Sr.:''' So did I.

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-->'''Colonel Vogel:''' And this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones. (Punches Indy in the face, causing him to bump heads with Henry Sr.)
-->'''Indy:'''
)\\
'''Indy:'''
I liked the Austrian way better.
-->'''Henry
better.\\
'''Henry
Sr.:''' So did I.



-->'''Butler''': This ''is'' a castle...and we have ''many'' tapestries...but if you are a Scottish lord, then ''I AM MICKEY MOUSE!''
-->'''Indy''': How ''dare'' he? ''*knocks out butler*''

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-->'''Butler''': This ''is'' a castle...and we have ''many'' tapestries...but if you are a Scottish lord, then ''I AM MICKEY MOUSE!''
-->'''Indy''':
MOUSE!''\\
'''Indy''':
How ''dare'' he? ''*knocks out butler*''



-->'''Elsa:''' It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
-->'''Professor Henry Jones:''' Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
-->'''Walter Donovan:''' He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
-->'''Indiana Jones:''' The hell you will. (everyone looks at him with surprise) He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

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-->'''Elsa:''' It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody. \n-->'''Professor \\
'''Professor
Henry Jones:''' Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
-->'''Walter
challenge.\\
'''Walter
Donovan:''' He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him. \n-->'''Indiana \\
'''Indiana
Jones:''' The hell you will. (everyone looks at him with surprise) He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.



-->'''Marcus''': Indy! Henry! Follow me! I know the way! Hyaaaaahhh! (Spurs his horse, which takes off, bouncing him violently in the saddle)
-->'''Henry''' (sighs): [[CallBack Got lost]] [[NoodleIncident in his own museum]], eh?

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-->'''Marcus''': Indy! Henry! Follow me! I know the way! Hyaaaaahhh! (Spurs his horse, which takes off, bouncing him violently in the saddle)
-->'''Henry'''
saddle)\\
'''Henry'''
(sighs): [[CallBack Got lost]] [[NoodleIncident in his own museum]], eh?



-->'''Henry''': What are you doing? Get down!
-->'''Indy''': [[SedgwickSpeech Dad, we're well out of range.]]
-->'''''BOOM!'''''
-->''(Sallah's car was hit)''
-->'''Sallah''': That car belonged to my brother-in-law--
-->'''Indy:''' COME ON!

to:

-->'''Henry''': What are you doing? Get down!
-->'''Indy''':
down!\\
'''Indy''':
[[SedgwickSpeech Dad, we're well out of range.]]
-->'''''BOOM!'''''
-->''(Sallah's
]]\\
'''''BOOM!'''''\\
''(Sallah's
car was hit)''
-->'''Sallah''':
hit)''\\
'''Sallah''':
That car belonged to my brother-in-law--
-->'''Indy:'''
brother-in-law--\\
'''Indy:'''
COME ON!



-->'''Henry Sr.''': I should've mailed it to Creator/TheMarxBrothers.
-->'''Indy''': Will you take it easy?
-->'''Henry Sr.''': Take it easy?! Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
-->'''Indy''': I came here to save you!
-->'''Henry Sr.''': Oh yeah?! And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
-->'''Indy''': I ''told you''...*seizes a machine gun from a distracted guard, then mows away everyone with it, leaving his dad totally shocked*...''don't'' call me "Junior"!

to:

-->'''Henry Sr.''': I should've mailed it to Creator/TheMarxBrothers.
-->'''Indy''':
Creator/TheMarxBrothers.\\
'''Indy''':
Will you take it easy?
-->'''Henry
easy?\\
'''Henry
Sr.''': Take it easy?! Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands!
-->'''Indy''':
hands!\\
'''Indy''':
I came here to save you!
-->'''Henry
you!\\
'''Henry
Sr.''': Oh yeah?! And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?!
-->'''Indy''':
Junior?!\\
'''Indy''':
I ''told you''...*seizes a machine gun from a distracted guard, then mows away everyone with it, leaving his dad totally shocked*...''don't'' call me "Junior"!



-->'''Henry Sr.''': [[CaptainObvious Those people are trying to kill us!]]
-->'''Indy''': I KNOW DAD!
-->'''Henry Sr.''' (cowed, quietly): Well, this is a new experience for me.
-->'''Indy''': *rolls eyes* [[LampshadeHanging It happens to me all the time.]]

to:

-->'''Henry Sr.''': [[CaptainObvious Those people are trying to kill us!]]
-->'''Indy''':
us!]]\\
'''Indy''':
I KNOW DAD!
-->'''Henry
DAD!\\
'''Henry
Sr.''' (cowed, quietly): Well, this is a new experience for me.
-->'''Indy''':
me.\\
'''Indy''':
*rolls eyes* [[LampshadeHanging It happens to me all the time.]]



-->'''Knight:''' The last of the three brothers, who sworn an oath to find the grail and to guard it.
-->'''Indy:''' That was 700 years ago.
-->'''Knight:''' Long time to wait.

to:

-->'''Knight:''' The last of the three brothers, who sworn an oath to find the grail and to guard it.
-->'''Indy:'''
it.\\
'''Indy:'''
That was 700 years ago.
-->'''Knight:'''
ago.\\
'''Knight:'''
Long time to wait.
2nd May '17 11:32:30 AM SithPanda16
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1st May '17 2:08:05 PM jmparker78
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* As above, almost any time that Creator/DenholmElliott (Marcus) is onscreen, he hams it up for all he's worth, including at the end when everyone is set to ride off into the sunset for a HappyEnding.

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** Still later, Indy expresses a need to rescue Marcus, whereupon Professor Jones says "I thought you said he would blend in, disappear." Indy rolls his eyes and says "Are you kidding? I made that up. You know Marcus, he got lost in his own museum once."
* As above, almost any time that Creator/DenholmElliott (Marcus) is onscreen, he hams it up for all he's worth, including at the end when everyone is set to ride off into the sunset for a HappyEnding.
1st May '17 2:03:26 PM jmparker78
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* The classic GilliganCut, from Indy giving an awesome, totally straight-faced lecture to the Nazis that they'll never be able to find Marcus as he'll blend in perfectly with the locals--to:

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* The classic GilliganCut, from Indy giving an awesome, totally straight-faced lecture to the Nazis that they'll never be able to find Marcus as he'll blend in perfectly with the locals--to:locals:
-->'''Elsa:''' It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
-->'''Professor Henry Jones:''' Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
-->'''Walter Donovan:''' He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
-->'''Indiana Jones:''' The hell you will. (everyone looks at him with surprise) He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
** Cut to:
28th Apr '17 5:25:12 AM StarTropes
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'''Henry Sr.:''' ''(checks pocket watch)'' What happens at eleven o'clock?!\\

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'''Henry Sr.:''' ''(checks pocket watch)'' [[YourOtherLeft What happens at eleven o'clock?!\\o'clock?]]\\
28th Apr '17 5:10:18 AM StarTropes
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'''Henry Sr.:''' ''[checks pocket watch]'' What happens at eleven o'clock?!\\
'''Indy:''' (gesturing frantically) Twelve, eleven, ten! Eleven o'clock, FIRE!
** Just after that, when one of the enemy fighters gets on the biplane's tail, Henry Sr. takes up the gun and shoots at him... and [[EpicFail tears up his own plane's tail section]].

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'''Henry Sr.:''' ''[checks ''(checks pocket watch]'' watch)'' What happens at eleven o'clock?!\\
'''Indy:''' (gesturing frantically) ''(gesturing frantically)'' Twelve, eleven, ten! Eleven o'clock, FIRE!
** Just after that, when one of the enemy fighters gets on the biplane's tail, [[GuyInBack Henry Sr. takes up the gun and shoots at him...him]]... and [[EpicFail tears up his own plane's tail section]].
28th Apr '17 5:09:30 AM StarTropes
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* [spotting fighter planes] "Dad! Eleven o'clock!" [Henry checks pocket watch] "...what happens at eleven o'clock?!"
--> '''Indy:''' (gesturing frantically) Twelve, eleven, ten! Eleven o'clock, FIRE!

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* [spotting fighter planes] "Dad! During the dogfight:
--> '''Indy:''' Dad!
Eleven o'clock!" [Henry checks o'clock!\\
'''Henry Sr.:''' ''[checks
pocket watch] "...what watch]'' What happens at eleven o'clock?!"
-->
o'clock?!\\
'''Indy:''' (gesturing frantically) Twelve, eleven, ten! Eleven o'clock, FIRE!



-->'''Indiana/Henry Jr.''': Dad, are we hit?
-->'''Henry Sr.''': More or less. [[BlatantLies Son, I'm sorry; they got us]].

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-->'''Indiana/Henry Jr.''': --->'''Indy''': Dad, are we hit?
-->'''Henry
hit?\\
'''Henry
Sr.''': More or less. [[BlatantLies Son, I'm sorry; they got us]].
23rd Apr '17 2:36:18 PM StarTropes
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Only after they (barely) squeak through does Indy explain that he was saying ''not'' to go between the two ships.

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** Only after they (barely) squeak through does Indy explain that he was saying ''not'' to go between the two ships.
20th Apr '17 8:16:18 PM OzGuy
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* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . . who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan, and autographs the notebook containing instructions on how to find the {{MacGuffin}}, and then gives it back to him.

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* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . . who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan, and autographs the notebook containing instructions on how to find the {{MacGuffin}}, and then gives it back to him. How ''humiliating'' must it be to get an autograph from the devil incarnate!
11th Apr '17 12:35:46 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* After throwing out a Nazi official while in the disguise of an attendant: "No ticket!"

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* After Indy after punching and throwing out a Nazi official SS officer out of an airship while in the disguise of an attendant: "No ticket!"
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