History Funny / IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade

16th Aug '17 6:56:55 AM TheWildWestPyro
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'''"Lord Clarence MacDonald"''': How ''dare'' he? ''*knocks out butler*''

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'''"Lord Clarence MacDonald"''': [=MacDonald=]"''': How ''dare'' he? ''*knocks out butler*''
16th Aug '17 6:56:41 AM TheWildWestPyro
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'''Indy''': How ''dare'' he? ''*knocks out butler*''

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'''Indy''': '''"Lord Clarence MacDonald"''': How ''dare'' he? ''*knocks out butler*''
16th Aug '17 2:00:59 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* As above, almost any time that Creator/DenholmElliott (Marcus) is onscreen, he hams it up for all he's worth, including at the end when everyone is set to ride off into the sunset for a HappyEnding.

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* As above, almost any time that Creator/DenholmElliott Denholm Elliott (Marcus) is onscreen, he hams it up for all he's worth, including at the end when everyone is set to ride off into the sunset for a HappyEnding.
16th Aug '17 2:00:41 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* Indy's bemused look when he somehow manages to kill three Nazis with ''a single shot'', the bullet passing through them like they were cardboard cutouts.

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* Indy's bemused look when he somehow manages to kill three Nazis with ''a single shot'', shot'' from a Walther P38 pistol, the 9x19mm bullet passing through them all like they were cardboard cutouts.
9th Aug '17 7:15:40 AM Tailikku
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*** Even funnier is the fact that in the novelization, Indy does this earlier at Barnett College to reveal that a fellow professor was cheated out of $300 for an alleged Pre-Columbian fertility idol.
6th Aug '17 7:35:00 AM wittylibrarian
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** And in what must be ''the'' understatement of all understatements: "He chose...poorly."

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** And in what must be ''the'' [[MemeticMutation understatement of all understatements: understatements]]: "He chose...poorly."
2nd Aug '17 8:26:15 PM infernape612
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-->'''Colonel Vogel:''' And this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones. (Punches Indy in the face, causing him to bump heads with Henry Sr.)\\

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-->'''Colonel --->'''Colonel Vogel:''' And this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Dr. Jones. (Punches Indy in the face, causing him to bump heads with Henry Sr.)\\



* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . . who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan, and autographs the notebook containing instructions on how to find the {{MacGuffin}}, and then gives it back to him. How ''humiliating'' must it be to get an autograph from the devil incarnate!

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* The scene where Indy sneaks into the Nazi rally in disguise and runs into Hitler . . .Hitler... who thinks Indy's just a starstruck fan, and autographs the notebook containing instructions on how to find the {{MacGuffin}}, and then gives it back to him. How ''humiliating'' must it be to get an autograph from the devil incarnate!



-->'''Jones Sr.''': Where's Marcus?

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-->'''Jones --->'''Jones Sr.''': Where's Marcus?



** Just before the tank goes off the cliff, Indy's ''[[NiceHat hat]]'' seems to decide ScrewThisImOuttaHere!

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** Just before the tank goes off the cliff, Indy's ''[[NiceHat hat]]'' seems to decide ScrewThisImOuttaHere!ScrewThisImOuttaHere



-->'''Marcus:''' My reputation precedes me!
-->'''Sallah:''' [[PullingTheThread There is no museum in Iskenderun.]]
-->'''Disguised Nazi''': Papers please.
-->'''Sallah:''' Papers! Of course! Heh heh. (''casually to Marcus'') Run.
-->'''Marcus:''' (''confused'') Yes.
-->'''Sallah:''' [[CasualDangerDialog Papers. Got it here! Hah! Just finished reading myself!]] (''insistent to Marcus'') Run!
-->'''Marcus:''' Uh yes...
-->'''Sallah:''' Egyptian Mail! Morning Edition! (''annoyed at Marcus'') Run!
-->'''Marcus:''' [[TooDumbToLive Excuse me, did you say uh...]]
-->'''Sallah:''' RUN! (''punches Nazi in the face'')

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-->'''Marcus:''' My reputation precedes me!
-->'''Sallah:'''
me!\\
'''Sallah:'''
[[PullingTheThread There is no museum in Iskenderun.]]
-->'''Disguised
]]\\
'''Disguised
Nazi''': Papers please.
-->'''Sallah:'''
please.\\
'''Sallah:'''
Papers! Of course! Heh heh. (''casually to Marcus'') Run.
-->'''Marcus:'''
Run.\\
'''Marcus:'''
(''confused'') Yes.
-->'''Sallah:'''
Yes.\\
'''Sallah:'''
[[CasualDangerDialog Papers. Got it here! Hah! Just finished reading myself!]] (''insistent to Marcus'') Run!
-->'''Marcus:'''
Run!\\
'''Marcus:'''
Uh yes...
-->'''Sallah:'''
yes...\\
'''Sallah:'''
Egyptian Mail! Morning Edition! (''annoyed at Marcus'') Run!
-->'''Marcus:'''
Run!\\
'''Marcus:'''
[[TooDumbToLive Excuse me, did you say uh...]]
-->'''Sallah:'''
]]\\
'''Sallah:'''
RUN! (''punches Nazi in the face'')



-->'''Marcus:''' Does ''anybody'' here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek? Water? No, thank you sir. No...no, fish make love in it. Chicken? No thank you, I'm a ''vegetarian!'' Does ''anyone'' understand a ''word'' I'm saying?!

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-->'''Marcus:''' --->'''Marcus:''' Does ''anybody'' here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek? Water? No, thank you sir. No...no, fish make love in it. Chicken? No thank you, I'm a ''vegetarian!'' Does ''anyone'' understand a ''word'' I'm saying?!



* Dr. Jones tells his students that XMarksTheSpot never ''ever'' happens. Then it becomes a RunningGag that ''everything'' is marked with an X. When he sees an "X" scratched on a stone wall leading to the tomb, he rolls his eyes.

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* Dr. Jones tells his students that XMarksTheSpot "X marks the spot" never ''ever'' happens. Then it becomes a RunningGag that ''everything'' is marked with an X. When he sees an "X" scratched on a stone wall leading to the tomb, he rolls his eyes.
2nd Aug '17 8:20:53 PM infernape612
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'''Elsa''': Go between them? Are you '''crazy''?!

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'''Elsa''': Go between them? Are you '''crazy''?!''crazy''?!
2nd Aug '17 8:20:37 PM infernape612
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-->'''Jones, Sr.:''' "Junior, there's something I have to tell you...\\
'''Indy:''' "Don't get sentimental on me now, Dad. Save it for when we get out of here."\\
'''Jones, Sr.:''' "The floor's on fire. See?"\\
'''Indy:''' "What?"\\
'''Jones, Sr.:''' "...'''And''' the chair!"

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-->'''Jones, Sr.:''' "Junior, Junior, there's something I have to tell you...\\
'''Indy:''' "Don't Don't get sentimental on me now, Dad. Save it for when we get out of here."\\
\\
'''Jones, Sr.:''' "The The floor's on fire. See?"\\
See?\\
'''Indy:''' "What?"\\
What?\\
'''Jones, Sr.:''' "...:''' ...'''And''' the chair!"chair!
31st Jul '17 1:21:21 AM DocStone
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** [[FridgeBrilliance One can't help but imagine]] the look on any future archeology scholar's face who might be studying the book for notes only to come across a page signed by ''Adolf Hitler'' of all people.
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