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* Later on, one enterprising trooper sets up a trap for our intrepid heroine: a terminal with a remarkably addictive minigame. While the character's dealing with the minigame, Komato troops can just move in and capture her bloodlessly. Depending on the player, this may or may not be a very wise move...

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* Later on, one enterprising trooper sets up a trap for our intrepid heroine: a terminal with a remarkably addictive minigame. While the character's dealing with the minigame, Komato troops can just move in and capture her bloodlessly. Depending on the player, this may or may not be a very wise move...move...
* Playing through the game in a PacifistRun through the first three stages gives us the lovely sight of Vateilika [[UnfriendlyFire fragging]] Elite Krotera with a Devastator while he's busy posturing towards Iji.
-->'''Vateilika:''' ''"I've heard enough of THAT, thank you!"''
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* On a pacifist run, keep talking to Vateilika. She's eventually break down in near-tears about how the way Iji poking her caused her and her ex to break up, because he '''wouldn't. STOP.''' '''''POKING.'''''

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* On a pacifist run, keep talking to Vateilika. She's eventually break down in near-tears about how the way Iji poking her caused her and her ex to break up, because he she '''wouldn't. STOP.''' '''''POKING.'''''

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* The intro to [[spoiler: reallyjoel's Dad]] difficulty.
* Defeat the FinalBoss with the [[JokeWeapon Banana Gun]]. [[note]][[spoiler:The defeated Tor will have a banana balanced on his nose.]][[/note]]

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* The intro to [[spoiler: reallyjoel's Dad]] Dad difficulty.
* Defeat the FinalBoss with the [[JokeWeapon Banana Gun]]. [[note]][[spoiler:The [[note]]The defeated Tor will have a banana balanced on his nose.]][[/note]][[/note]]
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-->'''Iji:''' NO WAY! THOSE ARE THE TARGETING LASER THINGIES FROM THE INTRO CUTSCENE!
-->'''Tor:''' You got that right! [[SideBet I got hot drink coupons riding on this one]] - check THIS out!

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-->'''Iji:''' --->'''Iji:''' NO WAY! THOSE ARE THE TARGETING LASER THINGIES FROM THE INTRO CUTSCENE!
-->'''Tor:'''
CUTSCENE!\\
'''Tor:'''
You got that right! [[SideBet I got hot drink coupons riding on this one]] - check THIS out!



--> '''Asha''': If you move, he dies!
--> ''*The teleporter explodes*''
--> '''Asha''': WHAT IN THE?

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--> '''Asha''': -->'''Asha''': If you move, he dies!
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'''Asha''': WHAT IN THE?



--> '''Asha''': >:(

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--> ---> '''Asha''': >:(



--> '''(The picture on the guide's intro)''': [[HeroicMime Ellipsis as character voice is like tragic past as personality]]
--> '''(The Tasen Elite's picture)''': Hidden skill: speed lines
--> '''(The Tasen Elite Krotera's picture)''': Notable achievements: punched by Hel Sarie, universally loathed

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--> '''(The -->'''The picture on the guide's intro)''': intro''': [[HeroicMime Ellipsis as character voice is like tragic past as personality]]
--> '''(The
personality]]\\
'''The
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'''The
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--> Vateilika: Okay, I'm serious - dead serious - STOP DOING THAT! You wanna know how annoying that is? That you just keep poking me when you should've been outta here way long ago? I'm really super Blit-eating TIRED of people POKING ME! Okay look, how's this? Poke poke! How's this? Huh? Is that fun? ''Is that fun?''
--> Iji: Sheesh, calm down, I was just-
--> Vateilika: ''JUST POKING!'' I loved Yuka, but his constant poking was what tore us apart! Such a great guy with just one little flaw! It's, it's so unfair that we couldn't be together just because of that poking! It's so unfair! Backflipping rocket-jumping POKING!
--> Iji: Uh, I think I'll just leave you alone with this-
--> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's- it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."

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--> Vateilika: -->'''Vateilika:''' Okay, I'm serious - dead serious - STOP DOING THAT! You wanna know how annoying that is? That you just keep poking me when you should've been outta here way long ago? I'm really super Blit-eating TIRED of people POKING ME! Okay look, how's this? Poke poke! How's this? Huh? Is that fun? ''Is that fun?''
--> Iji:
fun?''\\
'''Iji:'''
Sheesh, calm down, I was just-
--> Vateilika:
just-\\
'''Vateilika:'''
''JUST POKING!'' I loved Yuka, but his constant poking was what tore us apart! Such a great guy with just one little flaw! It's, it's so unfair that we couldn't be together just because of that poking! It's so unfair! Backflipping rocket-jumping POKING!
--> Iji:
POKING!\\
'''Iji:'''
Uh, I think I'll just leave you alone with this-
--> VATEILIKA:
this-\\
'''Vateilika:'''
JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's- it's. Just. *Sigh*" *Sigh* (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."
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* Even the game guide on Daniel's website isn't safe: the [[AltText alt-texts] for pictures include snarky lines such as:

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* Even the game guide on Daniel's website isn't safe: the [[AltText alt-texts] alt-texts]] for pictures include snarky lines such as:
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Has nothing to do with familiarity with in-universe fiction.


* Later on, one enterprising trooper sets up a trap for our intrepid heroine: a terminal with a remarkably addictive minigame. While the character's dealing with the minigame, Komato troops can just move in and capture her bloodlessly. Depending on the player, this may or may not be a very GenreSavvy move...

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* Later on, one enterprising trooper sets up a trap for our intrepid heroine: a terminal with a remarkably addictive minigame. While the character's dealing with the minigame, Komato troops can just move in and capture her bloodlessly. Depending on the player, this may or may not be a very GenreSavvy wise move...

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* The title character and her brother have the following conversation if you have spent the majority of Level 1 jumping and breaking light fixtures with your head:
-->'''Dan:''' Iji, about those ceiling lamps...\\
'''Iji, [[DevelopersForesight with bits of glass in her hair]]:''' What? \\
'''Dan:''' ...Um, nevermind.



* The title character and her brother have the following conversation if you have spent the majority of Level 1 jumping and breaking light fixtures with your head:
-->'''Dan:''' Iji, about those ceiling lamps...\\
'''Iji, [[DevelopersForesight with bits of glass in her hair]]:''' What? \\
'''Dan:''' ...Um, nevermind.


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** Additionally, in Sector X, the casualty report logs will list kills by the Banana Gun as "fruit-assisted".
* Even the game guide on Daniel's website isn't safe: the [[AltText alt-texts] for pictures include snarky lines such as:
--> '''(The picture on the guide's intro)''': [[HeroicMime Ellipsis as character voice is like tragic past as personality]]
--> '''(The Tasen Elite's picture)''': Hidden skill: speed lines
--> '''(The Tasen Elite Krotera's picture)''': Notable achievements: punched by Hel Sarie, universally loathed
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-->'''Tor:''' You got that right! [[SideBet I got hot drink coupons riding on this one - check THIS out!

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-->'''Tor:''' You got that right! [[SideBet I got hot drink coupons riding on this one one]] - check THIS out!out!
** And in the ending, references to Asha killing Dan are replaced with Asha stealing Iji's socks.
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** In the final boss fight, after Tor's "enjoy the view" line:
-->'''Iji:''' NO WAY! THOSE ARE THE TARGETING LASER THINGIES FROM THE INTRO CUTSCENE!
-->'''Tor:''' You got that right! [[SideBet I got hot drink coupons riding on this one - check THIS out!

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'''Iji, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything with bits of glass in her hair]]:''' What? \\

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'''Iji, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything [[DevelopersForesight with bits of glass in her hair]]:''' What? \\
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--> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's- it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."

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--> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's- it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry.""
* On a PacifistRun, one Tasen log lists the primary, most terrifying threat level as the [[PlayerCharacter human anomaly]] finally absorbing enough ammunition to create a black hole. (On a normal playthrough, it's just Iji killing everyone.)
* Later on, one enterprising trooper sets up a trap for our intrepid heroine: a terminal with a remarkably addictive minigame. While the character's dealing with the minigame, Komato troops can just move in and capture her bloodlessly. Depending on the player, this may or may not be a very GenreSavvy move...
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* Defeat the FinalBoss with the Banana Gun.

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* Defeat the FinalBoss with the [[JokeWeapon Banana Gun.Gun]]. [[note]][[spoiler:The defeated Tor will have a banana balanced on his nose.]][[/note]]

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** Nearly every mention of Yukabacera, actually. "A pony...with missiles!"



* Break all the lamps in the first level.

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* Break all The title character and her brother have the lamps in following conversation if you have spent the first level.majority of Level 1 jumping and breaking light fixtures with your head:
-->'''Dan:''' Iji, about those ceiling lamps...\\
'''Iji, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything with bits of glass in her hair]]:''' What? \\
'''Dan:''' ...Um, nevermind.
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--> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's| it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."

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--> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's| It's- it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."
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-> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's| it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."

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-> --> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's| it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."
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* Defeat the FinalBoss with the Banana Gun.

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* Defeat the FinalBoss with the Banana Gun.Gun.
* On a pacifist run, keep talking to Vateilika. She's eventually break down in near-tears about how the way Iji poking her caused her and her ex to break up, because he '''wouldn't. STOP.''' '''''POKING.'''''
--> Vateilika: Okay, I'm serious - dead serious - STOP DOING THAT! You wanna know how annoying that is? That you just keep poking me when you should've been outta here way long ago? I'm really super Blit-eating TIRED of people POKING ME! Okay look, how's this? Poke poke! How's this? Huh? Is that fun? ''Is that fun?''
--> Iji: Sheesh, calm down, I was just-
--> Vateilika: ''JUST POKING!'' I loved Yuka, but his constant poking was what tore us apart! Such a great guy with just one little flaw! It's, it's so unfair that we couldn't be together just because of that poking! It's so unfair! Backflipping rocket-jumping POKING!
--> Iji: Uh, I think I'll just leave you alone with this-
-> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's| it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."
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* Anything involving the scrambler

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* Anything involving the scramblerscrambler.



** Dan' and Vateilika's 'Missile Pony' rants can also be this.

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** Dan' Dan and Vateilika's 'Missile Pony' rants can also be this.
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* Defeat Tor with the Banana Gun.

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* Defeat Tor the FinalBoss with the Banana Gun.
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* Break all the lamps in the first level.

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* Break all the lamps in the first level.level.
* Defeat Tor with the Banana Gun.
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** The scrambler is even better:

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** The Leaving scrambler is even better:mode on results in this:
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** The scrambler is even better:
--> '''Asha''': >:(

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* The intro to [[spoiler: reallyjoel's dad]] difculty.

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* The intro to [[spoiler: reallyjoel's dad]] difculty.Dad]] difficulty.
* Break all the lamps in the first level.
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--> '''Asha''': WHAT IN THE?

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--> '''Asha''': WHAT IN THE?THE?
*The intro to [[spoiler: reallyjoel's dad]] difculty.
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** "Mindgames, son."

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** "Mindgames, son.""
* Saving Dan.
--> '''Asha''': If you move, he dies!
--> ''*The teleporter explodes*''
--> '''Asha''': WHAT IN THE?
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** Dan' and Vateilika's 'Missile Pony' rants can also be this.

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** Dan' and Vateilika's 'Missile Pony' rants can also be this.this.
** "Mindgames, son."

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