History Funny / Iji

4th Aug '17 6:19:27 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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* Later on, one enterprising trooper sets up a trap for our intrepid heroine: a terminal with a remarkably addictive minigame. While the character's dealing with the minigame, Komato troops can just move in and capture her bloodlessly. Depending on the player, this may or may not be a very GenreSavvy move...

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* Later on, one enterprising trooper sets up a trap for our intrepid heroine: a terminal with a remarkably addictive minigame. While the character's dealing with the minigame, Komato troops can just move in and capture her bloodlessly. Depending on the player, this may or may not be a very GenreSavvy wise move...
10th May '17 9:00:10 AM AzyWng
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* The title character and her brother have the following conversation if you have spent the majority of Level 1 jumping and breaking light fixtures with your head:
-->'''Dan:''' Iji, about those ceiling lamps...\\
'''Iji, [[DevelopersForesight with bits of glass in her hair]]:''' What? \\
'''Dan:''' ...Um, nevermind.



* The title character and her brother have the following conversation if you have spent the majority of Level 1 jumping and breaking light fixtures with your head:
-->'''Dan:''' Iji, about those ceiling lamps...\\
'''Iji, [[DevelopersForesight with bits of glass in her hair]]:''' What? \\
'''Dan:''' ...Um, nevermind.


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** Additionally, in Sector X, the casualty report logs will list kills by the Banana Gun as "fruit-assisted".
* Even the game guide on Daniel's website isn't safe: the [[AltText alt-texts] for pictures include snarky lines such as:
--> '''(The picture on the guide's intro)''': [[HeroicMime Ellipsis as character voice is like tragic past as personality]]
--> '''(The Tasen Elite's picture)''': Hidden skill: speed lines
--> '''(The Tasen Elite Krotera's picture)''': Notable achievements: punched by Hel Sarie, universally loathed
24th Mar '17 8:39:46 PM DensetsuNoKaboom
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-->'''Tor:''' You got that right! [[SideBet I got hot drink coupons riding on this one - check THIS out!

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-->'''Tor:''' You got that right! [[SideBet I got hot drink coupons riding on this one one]] - check THIS out!out!
** And in the ending, references to Asha killing Dan are replaced with Asha stealing Iji's socks.
24th Mar '17 8:20:05 PM DensetsuNoKaboom
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** In the final boss fight, after Tor's "enjoy the view" line:
-->'''Iji:''' NO WAY! THOSE ARE THE TARGETING LASER THINGIES FROM THE INTRO CUTSCENE!
-->'''Tor:''' You got that right! [[SideBet I got hot drink coupons riding on this one - check THIS out!
18th Dec '16 10:06:41 AM Berrenta
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'''Iji, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything with bits of glass in her hair]]:''' What? \\

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'''Iji, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything [[DevelopersForesight with bits of glass in her hair]]:''' What? \\
3rd Oct '15 4:26:11 AM Schismatism
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--> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's- it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."

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--> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's- it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry.""
* On a PacifistRun, one Tasen log lists the primary, most terrifying threat level as the [[PlayerCharacter human anomaly]] finally absorbing enough ammunition to create a black hole. (On a normal playthrough, it's just Iji killing everyone.)
* Later on, one enterprising trooper sets up a trap for our intrepid heroine: a terminal with a remarkably addictive minigame. While the character's dealing with the minigame, Komato troops can just move in and capture her bloodlessly. Depending on the player, this may or may not be a very GenreSavvy move...
27th Sep '14 1:08:17 AM nightelf37
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* Defeat the FinalBoss with the Banana Gun.

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* Defeat the FinalBoss with the [[JokeWeapon Banana Gun.Gun]]. [[note]][[spoiler:The defeated Tor will have a banana balanced on his nose.]][[/note]]
3rd May '14 12:37:29 PM Korodzik
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** Nearly every mention of Yukabacera, actually. "A pony...with missiles!"



* Break all the lamps in the first level.

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* Break all The title character and her brother have the lamps in following conversation if you have spent the first level.majority of Level 1 jumping and breaking light fixtures with your head:
-->'''Dan:''' Iji, about those ceiling lamps...\\
'''Iji, [[TheDevTeamThinksOfEverything with bits of glass in her hair]]:''' What? \\
'''Dan:''' ...Um, nevermind.
29th Mar '14 11:59:05 PM EKonoMai
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--> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's| it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."

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--> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's| It's- it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."
25th Mar '14 1:11:01 PM EKonoMai
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-> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's| it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."

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-> --> VATEILIKA: JUST! POKE! ING! Like it's nothing at all! Let me tell you, let me tell you about the escape fleet! It was me, Yuka and Naot, right? And Yuka suddenly asked, `Hey, what's more annoying, this or this?` And first he poked Naot rapidly, then he just held his finger on his shoulder constantly, and Naot said the second one was the worst but it's nothing compared to the completely unexpected, completely random POKE on the shoulder that comes up from nowhere just when you're about to relax, just when you thought you couldn't be worse off than having your homeworld Alpha Struck, just when you thought you'd never feel just one more POKE that's like it's piercing through your Nanofield and shoulder pads! NOTHING! It's| it's. Just. *Sigh*" (Deep breaths) I'm sorry... just... just don't do that again. I'm sorry."
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