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** By the end of the game, all the major empires are destroyed or severely weakened due to [[LetsYouAndHimFight The Deceiver fooling them all into fighting each other]] by recreating the Literature/HorusHeresy and [[RageQuit The Emperor starting several]] [[TakingYouWithMe Endgame Crises out of spite]]... except for Kitten, who kept his federation intact by [[BoringButPractical building a network of allies and properly managing his resources and military the entire time.]] Seems he either read up on Interex doctrine, or perhaps he still remembers a few things about The Greater Good from [[BerserkButton his time with Shadowsun]]. Naturally, everyone else [[ComicallyMissingThePoint derides his strategy as boring]] after he's won.
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* [[AllLovingHero Vulkan]] makes a late appearance as "[[AndCallHimGeorge The Hugger]] [[PlanetEater of Worlds]]"
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* Doubling as a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] moment, but the very fact that [[HiddenHeartOfGold Kitten]] won the galactic battle royale by simply sitting out the violence, saving up military power when necessary and, unlike every other player, being a genuinely ethical and idealistic leader of a [[TheFederation Federation]] {{Utopia}}. In '''''Warhammer 40,000.''''' Naturally, the rest of the players - who wiped themselves out in their own errant stupidity, complains how boring Kitten's strategy was, [[GoodPaysBetter while he cheerfully gloats he still won because of it]].
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* Doubling as a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] moment, but the very fact that [[HiddenHeartOfGold Kitten]] won the galactic battle royale by simply sitting out the violence, saving up military power when necessary and, unlike every other player, being a genuinely ethical and idealistic leader of a [[TheFederation Federation]] {{Utopia}}. In '''''Warhammer 40,000.''''' Naturally, the rest of the players - who wiped themselves out in their own errant stupidity, stupidity - complains how boring Kitten's strategy was, [[GoodPaysBetter while he cheerfully gloats he still won because of it]].
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* Doubling as a {{SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] moment, but the very fact that [[HiddenHeartOfGold Kitten]] won the galactic battle royale by simply sitting out the violence, saving up military power when necessary and, unlike every other player, being a genuinely ethical and idealistic leader of a [[TheFederation Federation]] {{Utopia}}. In '''''Warhammer 40,000.''''' Naturally, the rest of the players - who wiped themselves out in their own errant stupidity, complains how boring Kitten's strategy was, [[GoodPaysBetter while he cheerfully gloats he still won because of it]].
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* Doubling as a {{SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] moment, but the very fact that [[HiddenHeartOfGold Kitten]] won the galactic battle royale by simply sitting out the violence, saving up military power when necessary and, unlike every other player, being a genuinely ethical and idealistic leader of a [[TheFederation Federation]] {{Utopia}}. In '''''Warhammer 40,000.''''' Naturally, the rest of the players - who wiped themselves out in their own errant stupidity, complains how boring Kitten's strategy was, [[GoodPaysBetter while he cheerfully gloats he still won because of it]].
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* Doubling as a Heartwarming {{SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Heartwarming]] moment, but the very fact that [[HiddenHeartOfGold Kitten]] won the galactic battle royale by simply sitting out the violence, saving up military power when necessary and, unlike every other player, being a genuinely ethical and idealistic leader of a [[TheFederation Federation]] {{Utopia}}. In '''''Warhammer 40,000.''''' Naturally, the rest of the players - who wiped themselves out in their own errant stupidity, complains how boring Kitten's strategy was, [[GoodPaysBetter while he cheerfully gloats he still won because of it]].it]].
** As additional hilarity, what was Kitten's race of choice? The [[CatFolk Mammalian 14 portrait]]. Even in a video game within a tabletop gaming world, Kitten can't escape being called his namesake!
** As additional hilarity, what was Kitten's race of choice? The [[CatFolk Mammalian 14 portrait]]. Even in a video game within a tabletop gaming world, Kitten can't escape being called his namesake!
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* The whole episode is pretty much the Emperor and pals playing ''VideoGame/{{Stellaris}}'', and they spend a good chunk of it accidentally reproducing the history of the 40k setting in the progress.
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[[folder:Special 7: Space Game Pain]]
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** Extra hillarious considering that Red/Blue is the colors Tzeentch's strategy would be in that game, since it focuses on combos. Like in this episode, Red/Blue is generally hated for how long it takes for a player to take their turn.
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---->'''Ordo Xenos leader:''' Do they steal genes[[note]][[ItMakesSenseInContext jeans]][[/note]]?\\
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---->'''Ordo Malleus:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne WHOT]].
** To the Ordo Hereticus, he calls them the Inquisitorial equivalent of ''child molesters'', saying they'll kill more people than daemons ''ironically''.
---->'''Inquisitor:''' ''[[EvilLaugh [definitely aroused snicker] ]]''
** To the Ordo Hereticus, he calls them the Inquisitorial equivalent of ''child molesters'', saying they'll kill more people than daemons ''ironically''.
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** The Emperor built Kitten's deck too, and in the process of giving him cat-themed cards just to insult him, absentmindedly [[WhatAnIdiot gave Kitten exactly what he needed to counter his own game-breakers.]]
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'''Fabius:''' I did say this was a SOLO Black Crusade, dog. I'm doin' this shit by MYSELF.
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'''Fabius:''' I did say this was a SOLO Black Crusade, dog. I'm doin' this shit by MYSELF.\\
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* The origin of Slaaneshmas: while torment and pain are perfectly adequate to sustain Slaanesh, he/she/they/it subsist on ''all'' strong emotions. Thus, to prevent the meal from getting samey, his/her/their/its followers try to spread joy through the universe as a change of pace. The problem is that they're ''really'' bad at it.
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** To the Grey Knight, he calls them the Inquisitorial equivalent of spoiled, rich children. Also their accent is weird, and full of waffles.
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[[folder:Special 1: Kitten and Emps play a Children's Card Game]]
* When Kitten refuses to immediately go out and unplug Roboute Guilliman's life support, the Emperor challenges him to a game of [[TabletopGame/YuGiOh Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker]] over it. Kitten makes the mistake of complaining that he doesn't know ''how'' to play "Paradox-Billiards-Hyperbole Chips Poker."
-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:I will have a Tech-Priest give you the knowledge instantly through the power of science.]]\\
'''Tech-Priest:''' (''hits Kitten over the head with a mallet'')\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:There you go.]]
* The Fabstodes are initially delighted that Kitten will be banished when he loses and plan on taking his place as the Emperor's caretaker, until Emps informs them that he's making it an [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame Ultra-Game]] and will banish the lot of them to Ultramar if Kitten loses.
-->'''Karstodes:''' KITTEN! You are our only hope! Ple-he-he-hease win!\\
'''Custodisi:''' If you win, we won't steal your lunch for an entire week! I swear!\\
'''Whammudes:''' No promises are made!\\
'''Kitten:''' ''Fine'', I'll try to play, I guess. As long as you look away when the whole "strip" part comes into play.\\
'''Whammudes:''' No promises are made!
* The other Custodes are reduced to {{Combat Commentator}}s, with Cutodisi only able to ask "How his Kitten ''ever'' going to win NOW?" in an increasingly strained and inarticulate voice, until it sounds like he's having a stroke.
* Only three cards into the Emperor's turn and Kitten can see the shape of the game to come.
-->'''Kitten:''' I'm sorry, but isn't that super cheap? I mean, why ''wouldn't'' you have those cards in your deck? [[ComplacentGamingSyndrome There's no reason not to.]]\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:I am the Emperor and thus destined to wield the very best cards humanity has ever created.]]\\
'''Kitten:''' Including the [[{{Gamebreaker}} broken ones?]]\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:The {{meta|game}} is not exactly merciful in the Warp, sunshine.]]
* The summoning of [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Mega Ultra Chicken]] is accompanied by an overpowering glow.
-->'''Karstodes:''' It... it's so bright!\\
'''Custodisi:''' Are the legends true?! Is Lord Emperor really summoning it?!\\
'''Whammudes:''' This light reflecting upon ''[[PerpetuallyShinyBodies my glistening skin]] is BLINDING MEEEEEE!!''
* Karstodes gets to remind Kitten to "believe in the heart of the cards!"
-->'''Kitten:''' (''deadpan'') Cards don't need to circulate blood.\\
'''Whammudes:''' The heart is but one muscle you must believe in, Kitten! The tongue, the pecs, and the firm buttocks - all too are integral parts of the card you must put your faith in!
* As the Emperor's first turn taking forever playing overpowered after overpowered card Kitten finally gets fed up with how ridiculous the entire situation is and he starts to sass the Emperor.
-->'''Kitten:''' You can't have a game with a card THAT overpowered in it.\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Only I have one [[InsaneTrollLogic so it is fair.]]]]\\
'''Kitten:''' (''blatantly fed up'') Does anyone even play this game except you?\\
'''The Emperor:''' ...[[AC:Tzeentch does.]]\\
'''Kitten:''' Well, Tzeentch is a giant nerd now, isn't he?\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Shut up and make your move. I need you to get to Ultramar now, before the dishes stack up too tightly.]]
* Despite the Emperor's long string of stupidly overpowered cards, Kitten is able to defeat him with two cards - Giant Trunade to put all the Emperor's traps and buffs back into his hand, and Wind-Up Kitten to put the Winged Warrior of Terra back into the Emperor's hand, leaving him defenseless.
-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA-]]\\
'''Kitten:''' And yes, Wind-Up Kitten! Attack his life points directly with your... wind-up cat attack.\\
(''Wind-Up Kitten meows and rings like a bicycle bell, before smacking off the Emperor's face, depleting his life points'')\\
'''Karstodes:''' He, he did it! Kitten actually did it! We're free!\\
'''Custodisi:''' I am surprised by his immense fortitude! Truly this was a great battle of wits!\\
'''Whammudes:''' I was promised stripping, but there was ''none.'' They just p-played a fucking children's card game, I mean - [[[FunWithSubtitles blue-balled sigh]]]
* The realization that the Emperor plays such a poor game that he needed to use stupidly overpowered cards - and still somehow manages to lose.
** To add salt in the wound, one of the cards played by the Emperor, the Golden Castle of Stromberg, is so broken it technically doesn't even ''exist.'' The version The Emperor is using is an anime-only variant created solely for cheating by a computer, the real equivalent isn't nearly as broken.
** The Emperor built Kitten's deck too, and in the process of giving him cat-themed cards just to insult him, absentmindedly [[WhatAnIdiot gave Kitten exactly what he needed to counter his own game-breakers.]]
* [[AC:"This spin-off was dumb. {{Let us never speak of this again}}."]]
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[[folder:Special 2: Warp Hijinx]]
* Just to set the tone, the whole thing kicks off with Leman Russ welcoming the Inquisition to living in what he calls a "Shit-ridden galactic Fjord."
* One Stormtrooper brings up that The Warp isn't galactic, showing surprising knowledge of it's properties and nature. However, this prompts the other Inquisition members to plot his demise and Leman to call him a nerd.
* There are too many moments in the roll call to choose. So here's the whole thing.
-->'''Grey Knight:''' [[ThePaladin The Grey Knights]] and the [[DemonSlaying Ordo Malleus]], present! We shall search out and kill [[SuddenlyShouting ALL OF THE DAEMONS!]]\\
'''Inquisitor:''' [[TheWitchHunter The Ordo Hereticus]], present. [[HeKnowsTooMuch We're going to kill that Stormtrooper in a bit.]] Unless he explodes by himself. [[CallBack Like the others...]] [[EvilLaugh [possibly aroused snicker] ]] [[note]]''*Extremely muted cry of'' "[[{{Callback}} FUCKING HERETIIIICS!!]]" ''is heard in the background*''[[/note]]\\
'''Canoness of the Order of Our Martyred Lady:''' [[AmazonBrigade The Sisters of Battle of the Adepta Sororitas]], present! Well, some of us at least. The Ecclesiarchy breaking apart and everything else [[SanitySlippage drove some of us a]] ''[[SanitySlippage bit]]'' MAD. But uh... yeah anyway [[SuddenlyShouting PURGE THE HERETICS!]]\\
'''Adrielle:''' [[CreatureHunterOrganization Ordo Xenos, present!]] We're here to kill GENESTEALERS~! *The Inquisitors around her cheer like school children*\\
'''Calato:''' Deathwatch, represent. [[TheRival Lion]] for Life, [[BullyingADragon dogfucker]]. [[MassOhCrap *other Deathwatch Marines gasp and recoil*]]\\
'''Stormtrooper:''' [[RedshirtArmy Inquisitorial Stormtroopers of the Ordo Tempestus]], present. [[TemptingFate We are actively trying]] [[KilledMidSentence not to]] [[YourHeadAsplode explode-]]\\
'''Taurox:''' [TAUROX SPEAK] [[note]]Which amounts to playing "La Cucaracha" with airhorns[[/note]]\\
'''Kaldor Draigo:''' *Appearing out of nowhere with an army of himself.* [[NoIndoorVoice ORDO DRAIGO PRESENT.]] [[LampshadeHanging WE WILL PROVIDE THE]] [[LargeHam HAMS!]]
* Pretty much all of Leman's ReasonYouSuckSpeech to the Chapters, gleefully telling them why they have no chance and are going to die;
--->'''Leman:''' Alritey then! Yer all pathetic in your own little ways. So let me point out your flaws and tell ya why you won't survive here.
** To the Grey Knight, he calls them the Inquisitorial equivalent of spoiled, rich children. Also their accent is weird, and full of waffles.
---->'''Ordo Malleus:''' WHOT.
** To the Ordo Hereticus, he calls them the Inquisitorial equivalent of ''child molesters'', saying they'll kill more people than daemons ''ironically''.
---->'''Inquisitor:''' ''[definitely aroused snicker]]''
** Leman talking to the Adeptus Sororitas:
---->'''Russ:''' Daemons of Khorne are gonna [[CrossesTheLineTwice eat ya out like ice cream sandwiches once yer red rage begins.]]\\
''*Sound of a glass breaking*''\\
'''Canoness of the Order of the Sacred Rose:''' That is literally the absolute worst thing you could have said. [[SarcasmMode Thank you.]]
*** Made doubly funny [[https://youtu.be/qProQ5QUH9w when you hear the original recording]] - Zoran was LateToThePunchline on that one, and his reaction mirrors the Canoness'.
** Leman bluntly stating that the Ordo Xenos doesn't known what daemons are.
---->'''Ordo Xenos leader:''' Do they steal genes[[note]][[ItMakesSenseInContext jeans]][[/note]]?\\
'''Leman:''' ''(While walking away)'' Yeeeeer gonna die.
** When Leman gets to berating Calato, he uses a Space Marine version of the [[MemeticMutation Navy SEALS copypasta]]. Doubles as a SugarWiki/AwesomeMoment, as unlike the [[InternetToughGuy fine fellow]] who was the subject of said copypasta. Leman is a Primarch who can back ''every single solitary word of it up''.
---->'''Russ:''' Well, first off, you're probably not used to the whole ''"killing things that aren't Tau or some other pansy species"'' thing. [[TranquilFury And second off.... You. Dark Angel]].\\
'''Calato:''' Just stop breathing. I can smell the ammonia from here.\\
'''Russ:''' '''What in the wolf did you just howlin' say about me, you little milksop? I'll have ye know I was throned at the top of my tribe in the Kingdom of the Russ, and I've been involved in numerous executions of traitor Primarchs and I have over 300 million confirmed kills! I am trained in wolf warfare, and I am the top [[PunctuatedForEmphasis C. Q. C.]] Expert in the entire Imperium. Ye are NOTHIN' to me but just ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER ''BITCH''.'''
*** Later, once he's thoroughly drunk, Calato approaches Russ to apologize calling him his uncle. As Space Marines generally consider themselves the children of their Primarch, so calling Russ his uncle is fairly accurate. Russ just rolls with it.
---->'''Calato:''' ''*Slurring*'' Look, I'm...I'm sorry--[Cough]--bwugh. Oooh, I'm...I'm sorry for what I said before, I...It was just the old Dank Angels/Sparse Dogs rivalaraly...I didn--uugh--BUGHR--I didn't uuh...mean it personally, ya know? You're still my, uh...You're still my uncle, right?\\
'''Russ:''' ''*Reassuringly*'' I am still your uncle.
** [[CallBack "Also, fuck recaf"]]
** Leman on the Imperial Guardsmen.
--->'''Russ:''' I feel that yer very presence is enough to show why [[ButtMonkey ye really shouldn't be here.]]\\
'''Guardsman:''' I agree. *Explodes randomly*
** Once Russ has finished summing up the faults of everyone present except himself, Draigo and Fyodor:
-->'''Russ:''' The lot of ye are not gonna survive a single sunrise in the Warp at this rate.\\
'''Fyodor:''' There are suns... in the Warp?\\
'''Draigo:''' ''(floating above them and shining golden)'' I AM ONE!
* Leman's attempt at Warp survival training appropriately amounts to getting utterly wasted on alcohol made from Bloodthirster ichor and combat drugs and then going off to troll daemons. Which somehow WORKS.
* The fact that Leman's homemade brew [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure generates a palpable aura of Menace]] serves as one. Even better is Fyodor's reaction.
-->'''Fyodor:''' *clearly worried* What are those beverages made of?\\
'''Russ:''' This is my attempt at remaking the good ol' recipe for Fenresian Ale by combining Bylestim [[note]]A potent Combat Drug[[/note]] and the distilled liver-juices of a Bloodthirster!\\
'''Fyodor:''' Are you telling us to literallly drink liquid chaos?\\
'''Russ:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YES YA BLEEDIN' SOUPHEAD, DRINK THE WOLFIN' CHAOS!]]
* Everyone's reaction to getting drunk of Leman's ale is pure gold.
-->'''Adrielle:''' Ooooh myyyyy... *Collapses to the floor* [[InterspeciesRomance Broodlord]][[FoeYayShipping -kuuuuun~]]...\\
'''Grey Knight Inquisitor:''' SSSSSÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅSSSS!\\
'''Inquisitor:''' WEH, Wheere did I get this mask from anywayyy?\\
'''Canoness of the Order of Our Martyred Lady:''' *Drunkenly* You're the Heretic.\\
'''Canoness of the Order of the Sacred Rose:''' *Also Drunkenly* Naw Gurl. You're the Heretic.\\
'''Canoness of the Order of Our Martyred Lady:''' Nohohoo, you're the heretic.\\
'''Canoness of the Order of the Sacred Rose:''' waAAaw... What is the definishun of a heretic anyway?\\
'''Canoness of the Order of Our Martyred Lady:''' Noooooo! You're the heretic.\\
'''Fyodor:''' Oh... ''oooohhh''... ''holy'' thrones on a... [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment throne on a... throne...]] I feel... '''''AMAZING'''''.
* Skarbrand hates ''everything''. Including being outside. Or inside. He'd rather stay in the doorframe; he hates that slightly less.
* Leman killing a [[HornyDemons Daemonette]] by ''blue balling it''. Crosses over with [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome]].
-->'''Fyodor:''' YEHEHAAH! I give that 15 out of 10...virus...bombings...\\
'''Grey Knight Inquisitor:''' SSSSSÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅSSSS!
* How does our merry band of drunken idiots mess with Epidemius, Tallyman of Nurgle? Bombard him with bar soap and an entire bathtub.
-->'''Epidemius:''' Excuse me, that is incredibly offensive, could you stop--''*An onslaught of soap is thrown at him''--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Kairos, Vizier of Tzeentch, is asked by Adrielle if he's a Genestealer. Being the living embodiment of a KnightsAndKnaves puzzle, he answers both yes and no.
-->'''Adrielle:''' I KNEW IT [ATTACK SCREAM]\\
'''Kairos:''' AAAAAAAAAAA! NO!! NOT THE FACE!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Halloween Special: Shadows Over the Immateriums]]
* The Halloween special [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep_1k-lOto8 Shadow Over Immateriums]] is mostly a combination of a film noir hardboiled detective story with Lovecraftian horror involving Genestealer cults and the Tyranid invasion played nearly completely straight and humor free, but toward the end, right as the detective Bruce Norring is about to be infected by the cult...
-->'''Norring:''' I'll never be a slave to ''genestealers!''
-->'''Adrielle:''' Did someone say.... '''''[[IncomingHam GENESTEALERS?!]]''''' ''(proceeds to burst through the Warp and destroy the entire cult in seconds.)''
-->'''Norring:''' Who are you? WHAT ARE YOU?!
-->'''Adrielle:''' ....drunk. Bye-bye now~! ''(disappears into the Warp again)''
** As everyone stares in disbelief at Adrielle's return Draigo pops up out of nowhere.
--->'''Draigo:''' [[NoFourthWall HI INTERNET!]]
* As an example of the Hive World's inhabitant's cruelty, we see two guys in the street arguing. Or rather, we see one guy shouting at another guy ''voiced by a clip of Creator/GordonRamsay''
-->'''Hive Worlder:''' ''LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN! FUCK OFF FUCK OFF-''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Slaaneshmas Prologue]]
* The origin of Slaaneshmas: while torment and pain are perfectly adequate to sustain Slaanesh, he/she/they/it subsist on ''all'' strong emotions. Thus, to prevent the meal from getting samey, his/her/their/its followers try to spread joy through the universe as a change of pace. The problem is that they're ''really'' bad at it.
* Lucius's plan to broadcast to everyone in the galaxy using tech borrowed from Bob. Or as everyone else knows him, Fabius Bile.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Special 3: Slaaneshmas]]
* Lucius uses the mass broadcaster device in order to force everyone in the Imperium to watch his show. It manages to surpass his prank show in audacity.
** For bonus points, the entire opening is a giant ShoutOut to Series/TheEricAndreShow.
** Lucius terrorizes Little Billy to make him [[DefenseMechanismSuperpower conjure a warp rift]], then pulls whatever Imperial happens to be at the destination back through with him, kills them, then terrorizes Little Billy all over again. [[OverlyLongGag Hundreds of times.]]
* Draigo shows up at one point in all his ludicrous glory. The kicker? He was invited to be there, he just didn't wait for his cue.
* After a brief incident with Draigo and a commercial pause, Lucius can be seen smoking [[BodyHorror several blunts at once]] to calm down. Ahriman? He's huffing the dust off a TomeOfEldritchLore.
-->'''Lucius:''' Oh, wow. That's pretty brutal.\\
'''Ahriman:''' Get on my level, scrub.
* Apparently Lucius has mixed up the contact information of Kharn and Sly Marbo before. How does he know he didn't do it this time? Sly Marbo actually showed up and completely fucks things up.
-->'''Ahriman:''' Are you ''sure'' you didn't mix up his contact details with Sly Marbo's again?\\
'''Lucius:''' Nope! I'm 100% certain of that!\\
'''Ahriman:''' How come?\\
'''Lucius:''' Because SLY MARBO IS HERE RIGHT NOW! ''*Rumbling starts and intensifies rapidly*'' GIVE IT UP FOR OUR NEXT GUEST!!!\\
'''Ahriman:''' '''''[[OhCrap OH SHIT!!!]]'''''\\
''*CRASH*''\\
'''Sly Marbo:''' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'''''\\
'''Lucius:''' ''*Garbled through broadcast interruptions*'' FIGHT ME, BITCH!
* Fabius Bile shows up in person and manages to blow all the other insanity out of the water. First he announces that he'll be doing a solo Black Crusade without Abbadon.
-->'''Lucius:''' Well, I mean... I guess it's not like you're short of {{Super Soldier}}s to bring along, right?\\
'''Fabius Bile:''' Oh no, I ain't doing that.\\
'''Lucius:''' [genuinely confused] Pardon?\\
'''Fabius:''' I did say this was a SOLO Black Crusade, dog. I'm doin' this shit by MYSELF.
'''Lucius:''' Oookay, time out for a second, the dick are you talking about right now?
* Fabius doesn't take being questioned well.
-->'''Fabius:''' ''*cough*'' [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH!]] [[MissingStepsPlan I could clone ANYONE!]]\\
'''Lucius:''' That...that wasn't what I-\\
'''Fabius:''' In fact, just to prove my point: Ladies and motherfuckers, here before your eyes, is Ahriman 2.0!\\
'''Ahriman:''' Hey, you leave me out of this shit-
* Then he unveils his attempt to clone Ahriman, freaking out both of the hosts, before getting into an argument with the original [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything about caring for their son]].
-->'''Lucius:''' WHAT THE UNHOLY LORDY LOO?!\\
'''Ahriman:''' WHAT IN TZEENTCH'S BLUE BALLS IS ''THAT''?!\\
'''Fabius Bile:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's a work in progress.]]
* The various scenes of people reacting to Lucius' show. First Magnus and Kitten, then Emps, Rogal, Decius, Karstodes, and the tech priest from Episode 24. Most of whom are filled with BileFascination.
-->'''Kitten:''' It's like that feeling when you see a jetbike crash and there are broken bodies and blood flying everywhere and you just can't look away even though you want to.
** Rogal, Decius, and Karstodes are lounging in front of the Golden throne on ''bean bags''.
** For the first time since his introduction Rogal actually gets ''legitimately angry'' about something. Is he furious because the enemies of man are forcing all of humakind to watch their twisted show? Nope! Is he furious becaus said show is a nonsensical trainwreck that seems to only get worse the more one watches it? Uh-uh. The ''real'' thing that makes him so angry is because ''Lucius keeps breaking perfectly well-crafted desks for the sake of a gag.'' He then admits that he's only there because the others have snacks.
* Lucius's musical number over a montage of alien murder.
* Toward the end of the special, Ahriman explains that this is the one day where the servants of the Chaos Gods will not commit atrocities on innocents, and explains that even after ten thousand years of the Long War, there is still one thing that unites the Forces of Chaos and the Imperium of Man: [[FantasticRacism Literal xenophobia]].
* The final scene with Magnus and Kitten.
-->'''Magnus:''' Alright companion, put on Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I relate to him on so many levels!
** It gets even better. Zegram, Magnus' VA revealed this line was actually a [[ThrowItIn blooper!]] The comment is actually pinned at the top of the video to boot.
--->'''Zegram:''' THE RUDOLPH JOKE WAS JUST A BLOOPER, ALFA YOU RASCAL\\
'''Alfabusa:''' It had to be included to keep in line with the very likely theory that Magnus is a giant reference to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer [[DisSimile except with tragedy and space and no reindeer.]]
* The show finally concludes, the Emperor is ready to go back to mourning Sanguinius, and Decius remembers one mild, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall fourth wall-stressing detail]]...
-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:This abomination of a show has come to a close. Now I can go back to saying "Sob" repeatedly.]]\\
'''Karstodes:''' Do you think people will actually go along with this crazy idea?\\
'''Rogal:''' Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.\\
'''Decius:''' Wait, didn't Sanguinala end, like, three months ago?[[note]]This special was planned to air around Christmas or New Years 2016, but the crew needed more time to put the episode together, opting to release it on the Orthodox New Year as loophole.[[/note]]
* The Emperor appears to be using his glass eye as a movie projector.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Special 4: Kitten and Tzeentch play a Children's Card Game]]
* Right off the bat, we get Magnus referring to Nocturne as "the Salamander's hidey-hole" in an adorably sing-song voice.
* Magnus trying to get Kitten to play Ouija, who thinks it's called [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros the Luigi board.]] And apparently even forty thousand years in the future, it's still [[ShownTheirWork made by Hasbro]].
** The actual conversation itself, and its subtitles is hilarious:
-->''[Magnus pulls down the Ouija board]''\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Kitten:''' [[DitzyGenius Are we going to learn the alphabet?]]\\
'''Magnus:''' In-corr-ect.\\
'''Kitten:''' ''[heart-rending]'' Oh.\\
'''Magnus:''' This! Is a Ouija board!\\
'''Kitten:''' Oh, sweet!\\
'''Magnus:''' Yes indeed!\\
'''Kitten:''' [[{{Mondegreen}} I've always wanted to play luigi board.]]\\
''[awkward pause]''\\
'''Magnus:''' Never say these words again.\\
'''Kitten:''' ''[[SeriousBusiness [the melancholy of no luigi]]]'' Aww.\\
** And then there's his reaction to being told he has to place his hand on the planchette for it to work, backed by ''[[VideoGame/MarioKartDoubleDash Luigi Circuit]]'' slowed down.
-->'''Kitten:''' (almost seductively) ''Let'sa go...''
* Kitten refuses to place his hand on the planchette.
-->'''Magnus:''' But why though?\\
'''Kitten:''' I must firmly grip my weapon ever and always.\\
'''Magnus:''' But why though?\\
'''Kitten:''' As a [[PraetorianGuard Custodian Guard]], I must be ever-vigilant.\\
'''Magnus:''' [[DoNotDropYourWeapon Are you even capable of letting it go?]]\\
'''Kitten:''' [[LimitedAnimation No.]]
* Tzeentch forcibly morphing Magnus into his canon model [[MerchandiseDriven (to help drive model sales)]].
-->'''Magnus:''' ''AAAAAAAARGH I HAVE NIPPLES ON MY HEAD!''
** Later Magnus realizing ''he can't change himself back.''
--->'''Magnus:''' ALIRGHT! Time to...t-tou...Time...to...eeeuuuuUUUUUUHHH NOOOOOOO! I can't turn back to normal! Oh, no, no, NO! Father is gonna make so many CHICKEN PUNS at my expense I'll go--[inhale]--FULL-ON HORUS HERESY MARK TWO ''[[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo ElectricBoogalooNowInStores]]''.
* The subtitles seeming incapable of telling if Tzeentch's vocalizations count as a laugh... [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped or what]] ''[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped any]]'' [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped of his vocalizations are for that matter.]]
-->''[possibly laughing]''\\
''[possibly a mollusk imitating a turkey]''\\
''[still not sure if this is a laugh]]''\\
''[most likely screeching tires]''\\
''[perhaps a snide old lady?]''\\
''[[[EvilLaugh holy shit stay away perchance]]]''\\
''[a barely contained snigger or something]\\
''[probably SWOLE TURKEY]''\\
''[supposedly [[YouMakeMeSic laughes]] in eldritch]''\\
''[probable discontent]''\\
''[presumed to be screech of HATRED]\\
''[OH FUCK STAY BACK]''
* Tzeentch trying to drag Magnus back home. Magnus proceeds to act like a stubborn child and throws a tantrum.
-->'''Magnus:''' Nowannago!\\
'''Tzeentch:''' We're going!\\
'''Magnus:''' Nooooooooo!\\
'''Tzeentch:''' Stop or I'll put you in time-out, young mister!\\
'''Magnus:''' YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!\\
'''Tzeentch:''' WELL I’M THE BEST YOU GOT!
* In contrast to Tzeentch's genuine interest in the idea that Kitten knows how to play the game Magnus throws a massive lampshade over the entire proceedings.
-->'''Tzeentch:''' Reeeeally now? So that loony shaman-chassis actually packs you trivial beings with such cranial capacity... Hmmm... It ''is'' rare for mortals to master such an intricate clash of the minds.\\
'''Kitten:''' [[DeadpanSnarker This is the opposite of true.]]\\
'''Magnus:''' The only thing intricate about this game is its ''[[TakeThat ban list]]''.
* When Kitten intervenes, Tzeentch calls him a "silvery doorstop," then "silverware."
-->'''Kitten:''' ''[[TemptingFate I'm not silvery.]]''\\
'''Tzeentch:''' Or ''are'' you? ''[[FingerPokeOfDoom Boop!]]''\\
(''[[RealityWarper Kitten turns silver]]'')\\
'''Kitten:''' Aw, how ghastly...
** Funnier still is that there were a few times before this where Kitten managed to catch himself and not protest, knowing damn good and well who he's dealing with.
* Tzeentch naturally agrees to duel Kitten in a children's card game for ownership of Magnus' soul, but ups the ante by making it an [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame Ultra-Game]], in which the loser will be banished to the Shadow Real- er, [[PlaceWorseThanDeath Ultramar]].
-->'''Kitten:''' [[LampshadeHanging Okay, for real though, what's with the beef about being sent to Ultramar?]]\\
'''Tzeentch:''' I don't know, but the Deceiver says it flippin' sucks, dude.
* When Morphing Jar activates and Tzeentch starts going through his deck to find another monster card, he flicks his cards into the gravewarp one by one, ''[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud saying]]'' [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud "flick" each time,]] until...
-->'''Magnus:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stop... flicking... your...]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis cards.]]''\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''[[{{Troll}} Tzeentch]]:''' Flick-flick-flick-flick-flick-\\
'''Magnus:''' (''[[HulkingOut in demon form]]'') [[{{Angrish}} AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!]]
* Magnus is exasperated when Kitten's "Magic Turnade" seemingly derails Tzeentch's strategy.
-->'''Magnus:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh wow! A massive play undone by a SINGLE card.]] Only in a children's card game--(''beat, Magnus clicks his tongue'') You know what? [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering I play Red/Blue.]] [[HypocrisyNod I am NOT allowed to criticize here.]]
** Extra hillarious considering that Red/Blue is the colors Tzeentch's strategy would be in that game, since it focuses on combos. Like in this episode, Red/Blue is generally hated for how long it takes for a player to take their turn.
** Then when Tzeentch counters with Dark Bribe.
--->'''Kitten:''' [[CaptainObvious Oh no! It didn't actually work!]]\\
'''Magnus:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Accurate.]]
* When things look bad, Kitten remembers to "believe in the spleen of the cards."
* Magnus ruins Tzeentch's fun when Kitten realizes that Tzeentch has been reading his mind to check out his cards.
-->'''Kitten:''' Wuh--wait.\\
'''Tzeentch:''' What?\\
'''Kitten:''' Can you hear my thoughts?\\
'''Tzeentch:''' Oh, what are thoughts, really?\\
'''Magnus:''' Yes he can!\\
'''Tzeentch:''' Screw you, Magnus!
* When Magnus runs interference to level the playing field, Kitten solemnly thanks him and vows to "never forget this day, in which you helped me help you by winning a children's card game."
* Kitten turning Tzeentch's pointlessly circular questions back on him by, when the game looks like it's about to be decided by a coin flip, shooting the coin so it lands in his favor. Turns out the Architect of Fate can dish it out, but can't take it.
-->'''Magnus:''' (''mockingly'') Oh look, it's tails.\\
'''Tzeentch:''' Hey! I saw that with all twelve of my eyes!\\
'''Kitten:''' Saw what?\\
'''Tzeentch:''' (''with images of giant crying babies in the background'') You cheated! You shot it while it was in the air so it stopped spinning somehow!\\
'''Kitten:''' (''conceited sniff'') "Cheated," you say?\\
'''Tzeentch:''' That's. Against. The rules.\\
'''Kitten:''' [[IronicEcho What are rules]] ''[[IronicEcho really]]'' [[IronicEcho though?]]\\
'''Tzeentch:''' [[HoistByHisOwnPetard AN INTERESTING QUESTION]] [[VillainousBreakdown ASSHOLE!!!]]
** Another thing about this to note is that while Tzeentch's background becomes crying babies in this scene, Kitten's is filled with ''smug'' babies.
* Kitten wins not by trying to outsmart Tzeentch when it comes to mind games, but by calling upon the mortal virtues of sacrifice and brotherhood... in the form of playing a lot of cat-themed monster cards.
-->'''Tzeentch:''' What are you trying to prove with this line of pathetic creatures?\\
'''Kitten:''' I am demonstrating to you the ''true'' power of the Imperium, ''[[ARareSentence through the use of small, fluffy animals!]]''
* Kitten tries a PreMortemOneLiner as he cinches the game against the Master of Mentalism and Lord of Fate.
-->'''Kitten:''' Looks like you gotta ''change your mind!''\\
'''Tzeentch:''' [[LamePunReaction ...That's AWFUL!]]
* In the end, Kitten belatedly remembers what the stakes of the game were.
-->'''Kitten:''' By the way, do I technically own your soul-\\
'''Magnus:''' [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject ALRIGHT!]]
* The two decide to "play a card game that is actually ''good''." Kitten says he wants to play ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty''... while pulling out something with the cover art of ''{{VideoGame/Battlefield}}'', but with ''{{Franchise/Halo}}'' as a title, for the original {{UsefulNotes/Xbox}}.
* Though it is subtler, and needs a little GeniusBonus from those who actually play TabletopGame/YuGiOh, there is also the realization Tzeentch only got as far as he did because ''practically every single card'' he used was a GameBreaker banned from normal play. [[GameBreaker/YuGiOhCardGame Have a look]].
** Also, if you look closely, up in the right hand corner is a list of all the cards in Kitten's hand. They only go away after Magnus blocks Tzeentch's mind-reading powers. So yes, Tzeentch was ''literally'' using a cheat tool to read Kitten's hand.
* Kitten's voice during the duel inexplicably becomes deeper, as if he's channeling the Pharaoh (Or possibly the Emperor). He even says "Reborn the Monster" instead of "Monster Reborn!" No one makes note of it and it changes back immediately after he and Tzeentch stop playing cards.
* The fact that Wind Up Kitten is effectively Kitten's signature card. Kitten, when forced to discard his hand, is mostly concerned about the loss of Wind Up Kitten, who gets a short shot of falling into the abyss, and is later the monster that delivers the final blow to Tzeentch.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Special 5: Just Aeldari Things]]
* The Eldar apparently are intentionally vague while talking to "mon-keigh" [[IceCreamKoan solely for the sake of trolling them.]] Eldrad also does so to other Eldar... ''for the exact same reason.''
* Some spectacular mood whiplash while Eldrad is being somber about his race's survival, while walking in front of an unusually vocal mural:
-->'''Eldrad:''' This really is not the time for tomfoolery, though. The Despoiler gathers his forces in the Eye...\\
'''Abaddon mural:''' '''''FUCK YOOOOOOOOOU!!!'''''\\
'''Eldrad:''' The children of man stir and breathe anew,-\\
'''Emperor mural:''' [Skeleton Shriek]\\
'''Eldrad:''' -eons of corrosion shuffled off...
** Said mural will go on to periodically scream in the background every now and then during the entire video, including the credits.
** Added hilarity: Abaddon is voiced by [[Creator/TeamFourStar Takahata101!]] He also screams again when his name appears in the credits.
* The entire chat between Eldrad and Vect is full of hilarity, mostly because Vect is an ''epitome'' of FauxAffablyEvil and milks his own utter evil for all it's worth, not to mention has a blast trolling the shit out of Eldrad.
** Vect gets bonus points for two things. One: His entire party being a massive excuse to off half of Archons in attendance with the rest being collateral, Vect himself leaving ''as the gas starts filtering in'', and Two: Vect's refusal to even lift his arms to imbibe in his wine, instead making a disturbing looking slave creature called "Timothy" pour it into his mouth. Vect's bodyguard seems ''disturbingly'' into watching this happen.
** A very specific ([[BlackComedy and dark]]) example: The Dark Eldar are playing "pin the tail on the Mon-Keigh"(incidentally, in case you haven't noticed, Mon-Keigh don't have tails).
--->''Human screams horribly offscreen''\\
'''Vect:''' Oh hoo, well that is a fun color!
* A meta one, from Alfa's twitter:
-->'''[[WordOfGod Alfabusa]]:''' I'd like to point out a thing that might be my favourite part of the new video. It is the fact that I forced [=StringStorm=] to make me an original speedcore track for Vect's party. 'Cause If there's anything the Drukhari would listen to, it'd be [[SensoryAbuse god awful, horrifying speedcore]]. The thing that makes it even funnier is that String doesn't want to release the track on his channel 'cause [[TakeThat speedcore just doesn't deserve the time of day, which is 100% understandable]].
** [=StringStorm=] himself did end up [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKc-xaP-xgg releasing it later]], full of apologies and jokes about the Dark Eldar's terrible, terrible taste. Even the song itself amuses, you can practically ''taste'' the StylisticSuck.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Special 6: Tabletop Adventures]]
* The Emperor spends the entire episode wearing a pair of sunglasses that make him look like Franchise/TheTerminator, complete with an eye glowing behind the left lens.
* Magnus decides to play [[TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay a tabletop game]] with everyone else in the Imperial Palace, but immediately runs into the problem of who to choose to GM it.
-->'''Magnus:''' First things first, we need a GameMaster. They will be in charge of building the adventure.\\
'''Rogal Dorn:''' I will do this.\\
'''Magnus:''' Is it because I said "build?"\\
'''Rogal:''' [[BluntYes Yes]]. (''the GM screen drops in front of him'') You find yourselves in [[ShapedLikeItself the castle of... Castle. Which looks over the town of Town.]]\\
'''Magnus:''' ...And?\\
'''Rogal:''' Wait a month until the taxes of the peasantry are tallied, so you can begin renovations. The harvest is also to come in soon.\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Rogal, we are trying to not be senselessly bored.]]\\
'''Rogal:''' Nothing is more enjoyable than [[SimulationGame the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment.]]\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Game-running privileges revoked.]] (''telekinetically removes the GM screen'')\\
'''Rogal:''' [-''[[VideoGame/SimCity You will regret this.]]''-]
* With Rogal a bust, Wamuudes volunteers to run the game, since he was the one who found it.
-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:I will allow this [[PromiseMeYouWontX on the condition that you keep your horndog hornswaggle away from us.]]]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' [[BrutalHonesty No promises are made.]]\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Bastard.]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' (''clears throat'') You all arrive at the ''Slabnasium'' of the ''Quivering Isles.'' The air is ''thick'' with musk-\\
(''the Emperor telekinetically smashes him with the Prohibition Hammer'')
* Needless to say, Magnus ends up running the game, and has the others spend several hours rolling up their characters. The results reveal that they all fit a stereotypical PlayerArchetypes, with a character to match:
** The Emperor is the group [[TheMunchkin Power Gamer]], [[AGodIAmNot of course]], playing "[[SelfInsert the Celestial Shaman]] [[GenderFlip Queen]]" (Emps says she needs no actual name), a surprisingly buff Apprentice Wizard who is not nearly as powerful as the Emperor would like her to be. He also tries to cheat as much as he's able.
** Whammudes is TheRoleplayer, getting far too into character as "Sir Wamri [[BilingualBonus le Savoureux]]," Knight Errant of Bretonnia.
** The Tour Guide is TheRealMan, playing the murderous "Urban the Hagflayer," who is here to "take your coin, [[AmbiguouslyGay your men]], your ''world.''" Or, you know, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking do some mercenary work to fill his pockets.]]
** Rogal Dorn plays the apprentice runesmith [[SdrawkcabName Nrod Lagorsson]], a dwarf who he insists upon calling "a Squat, [[RecycledInSpace just in not-space."]] In other words, it's basically just a self-insert of Rogal himself. He's also [[NonActionGuy very lacking in the combat department, sacrificing his points for non-combat skills]], leaving him as a bit of a load. He also insists on [[PardonMyKlingon dropping random Dwarf words]] into conversation.
** The Grand Provost Marshall of the Adeptus Arbites is the resident RulesLawyer, unsurprisingly, and plays "[[NonActionGuy Brukham Nougat, Imperial Litigator,]]" a character whose only skills are knowledge of the laws and posession of a lawbook. He's also the only one (aside from Magnus) to have read the entire rulebook.
** The Lord Commander Militant winds up being TheLoonie, playing Krakus, ''[[ToiletHumor Dung Collector]].'' He attacks his enemies exclusively with [[DungFu the poop he's collected]].
** The Master of the Administratum is also TheRoleplayer, playing Bulgo Potatoskin, Halfling Fieldwarden. Like Whammudes, he's one of the few people to actually try getting into character.
** Decius, surprisingly, winds up playing the [[AntiHero dark and edgy]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Benny McBackstab,]] the party's rogue with a dark and mysterious past and utter contempt for everyone in his party.
** Karstodes plays the non-descript [[TheGenericGuy Rolf]], and barely even tries to come up with a backstory or a reason to be there ("[[TriviallyObvious he's a guy]]"). He also tends to have trouble simply paying attention to what's going on.
* Magnus of course gets way into being the Game Master, and reminds everyone that ''[[AGodAmI "I am your god."]]''
-->'''Karstodes:''' So if I [[GodsNeedPrayerBadly stop believing in you]], you will stop forcing us to play baby games?\\
'''Magnus:''' Ha! You should know by now that's not how things work.
* Eagle-eyed viewers might be able to pick up on the clues that heavily implies that Magnus was pretty much trying to create [[https://youtu.be/azOvRwrqz2M Ravandil's]] [[https://youtu.be/i5-Tuo1bmFM Quest]] [[StealthSequel 3]].
* The adventure begins with the unlikely party serving as escorts for Emperor Franz's cousin Magnar Buckethead as he visits the Imperial Zoo. The very first thing the Emperor does is tell Buckethead to "fuck off," forcing Wamuudes to placate the noble.
-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Why do you defy me?]]]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' I am a noble knight, and a noble knight should be as deft with his tongue as with his sword!\\
'''Karstodes:''' The tongue is a ''flexible'' muscle!\\
'''Wamuudes:''' ''So'' it ''is!''
* Then the Grand Provost Marshall complains that his immersion is broken because a noble is hiring a bunch of random misfits to guard him instead of actual guards, prompting Magnus to counter that he didn't expect everyone to pick "trash classes."
-->'''Grand Provost Marshall:''' We didn't pick them, you naughty red ballpen! [[HonestRollsCharacter We rolled them like you said we should!]]\\
'''Magnus:''' Shut it you screaming canister!\\
'''Rogal:''' Magnus. My immersion, too, has been broken.\\
'''Magnus:''' [[[FunWithSubtitles Big groaning]]]\\
'''Rogal:''' [[FridgeLogic Why would a zoo of vicious monstrosities exist within the confines of a city where technology has not yet passed the earliest periods of the Age of Terra?]]\\
'''Magnus:''' It's an early modern city, Dorn! They're not fucking cavemen like Bretonnians are!\\
'''Wamuudes:''' Besmirch my people, will you?!\\
'''Rogal:''' I do not think cavemen have a concept of knighthood.\\
'''Magnus:''' MOVING... ''on.''
* While Buckethead gawks at the Imperial Dragon, Bulgo spots a Skaven assassin sneaking up on the noble and raises the alarm. What follows is a series of {{Epic Fail}}s and poor decisions:
** The Shaman-Queen immediately charges at the Skaven, critically fails so that she tackles Buckethead instead, who critically fails his Dodge roll. Then the Shaman-Queen rolls a critical success for max damage and breaks his leg.
** Sir Wamri throws a barrel of lamp oil at the Skaven for a critical hit, killing the rat-man but drenching the area in flammable liquid.
** Krakus decides to throw shit at the screaming, flailing Buckethead, for no real reason.
** Nrod rolls to fortify the dragon's cage in case it was damaged by the collision ("I am fortifying [[MythologyGag this iron cage]]... [-wait, that's terrible. Why did I say that?"-]) but critically fails his Smith Skill test, injuring Magnar Buckethead further with a collapsing section of bars and allowing the dragon inside the cage to breathe fire on the crippled, oil-soaked VIP.
--->'''Magnus:''' Magnar Buckethead dies. He had leather, chain and full plate armor, 70 Toughness, 25 Wounds, and he was your only contact that I thought to come up with for all of this, and I spent at least a week writing his backstory. And now he's dead. [[SarcasmMode Congratulations.]]\\
'''The Tour Guide:''' [[SarcasmBlind First]] [[BloodKnight blood!]]\\
'''Grand Provost Marshall:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Whyyy didn't you just give him a Fate Point to burn if you wanted him to live?]]\\
'''Magnus:''' [-You can do that with non-player characters?-]\\
'''Grand Provost Marshall:''' Yeah. Didn't you read ''the rules?''\\
'''Magnus:''' [[NowYouTellMe fffffFFUCK you!]]
** Magnus declares that the guards come running after the commotion, see the Emperor's cousin dead next to some disreputable scum, and draw their crossbows. Urban murders one, the Shaman-Queen chases off the other, and the now-fugitive party decides that instead of going to the Moot like Magnus is hinting, [[OffTheRails they're headed to the Empire's eastern border.]]
* Several hours later, the party finds a caravaneer with wagons large enough for them all to hide in. The Emperor decides his character is going to convince the wagon's owner to ''let'' them hide in the wagons, and predictably botches his Charm roll.
-->'''Celestial Shaman Queen:''' My child, you look like dung and I hate you. ''Please'' let us hide in your carts, ''for we are'' '''''fugitives!'''''\\
'''Magnus:''' [[CriticalFailure Your rolls]] are [[EpicFail consistently amazing]].\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[RandomNumberGod This is why Chaos must die]].]]\\
'''Caravan Man:''' What was that you said?!\\
'''The Tour Guide:''' ''I charge him with my'' '''''axe!'''''\\
''[Urban slaughters the NPC]''\\
'''Bulgo:''' Oh, my...\\
'''Lord Commander Militant:''' Heheheheh, [[TearOffYourFace I roll to cut off the man's]] ''[[DesecratingTheDead face!]]''\\
''[Krakus does just that, and starts wearing the man's face from here on out]''\\
'''Krakus:''' [[MotorMouth I AM NOW THE CARAVAN MAN]].\\
'''Magnus:''' You gain '''''five''''' ''Corruption points.''\\
'''Lord Commander Militant:''' Heheheheh, ''YEEEEAAAH.''\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards I feel queasy...]]
* On the run in the Mountains of Mourn, Benny [=McBackstab=] gives a long, ClusterFBomb TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, targeting mainly the characters played by the other High Lords of Terra.
-->'''Master of the Administratum:''' Okay, calm down. Decius, why are you so angry?\\
'''Decius:''' Oh, no, I'm not angry. I'm just roleplaying.\\
'''Lord Provost Marshal:''' It doesn't really... ''feel'' like roleplaying...\\
'''Decius:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability Oh, come on, it's not personal, I'm just having a bit of fun]]!\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' ''Riiiiiight.''\\
'''Lord Provost Marshal:''' ''[[[FunWithSubtitles doubt]]]''
* Then Benny immediately starts suggesting they kill the halfling, at which point Sir Wamri throws another barrel of oil at him out of nowhere.
-->'''Decius:''' Aww, why would you do that?\\
'''Wamuudes:''' ''[mocking Decius]'' ''[[IronicEcho [=DoN=]'T [=TaKe=] It [=PeRsONaLlY=], I'M [=JuSt RoLePlAyInG=]!]]''\\
'''Decius:''' ''[gasp]'' Why, I never...\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' I don't even know what roleplayin' is anymore...
* When an ogre ambushes the party, Benny misses his charge and faceplants at the ogre's feet, Urban overkills a gnoblar, and Nrod holds his ground.
-->'''Nrod Lagorsson:''' I will defend this position.\\
'''Brukham Nougat:''' I am part of this position, too! [[DirtyCoward You are thus legally obligated to defend me]]!
* Bulgo manages to cause an avalanche to crush the remaining gnoblars through a critical success, but the ogre retaliates by [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe tearing Benny in half.]]
-->'''Karstodes:''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Are you really allowed to portray such violence in a children's theatre game?]]\\
'''Grand Provost Marshall:''' I'd be disappointed if it ''didn't!'' Gotta get the youth up in arms about ''VIOLENNNNCE!''
* Sir Wamri attempts to avenge his companion by slaying the ogre, and though he's out of normal charge range, he declares he's taking advantage of the oil trail left by Benny to move faster. Magnus lets him try with a hefty penalty, Wamuudes declares he's putting his faith in "[[CallBack the liver of the dice]]" and... fails and faceplants. But wait, the Emperor says he'll use the force of Magic Dart to propel Sir Wamri forward!
-->'''Magnus:''' Eh... eh... if you get a critical success, I will allow it.\\
'''Wamuudes:''' My master! Are you going to...?\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Easy-peasy. Reality obeys me, for I am its emperor. One critical success, coming up.]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' Yes! Go, my Emperor! GO, ''GO,'' '''GO,''' '''''GOOOO!'''''\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Magic Dart, away.]]\\
''[the Emperor rolls triple 2's, which unfortunately leads to a critical failure; cue an off-screen chuckle]''\\
'''Magnus:''' You crit-fail Tzeentch's curse.\\
'''The Emperor:''' ''[[[SuddenAnatomy grows an eye back]] for an EyeTake]'' [[AC:[[VoiceoftheLegion FUCK YOU, TZEENTCH]].]]\\
'''Magnus:''' A catastrophic magical mishap occurs, and ''I'' get to decide what happens! '''OH,''' '''''BOY!'''''\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[OhCrap Oh hell no]].]]\\
'''Magnus:''' Well, if it's ''force'' you want, then it's ''force'' you will get!\\
''[cue said magical mishap causing the Shaman-Queen's arm to mutate and elongate]''\\
'''Celestial Shaman Queen:''' '''OH,''' '''''FUUUUUUUUUCK...!'''''\\
''[at that, the now-mutated arm reaches for Sir Wamri's posterior and gives it a hard '''SLAP''']''\\
'''Magnus:''' YOU '''SLAP''' HIS ''KNIGHTLY'' '''''ASS!'''''\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[YouMonster HOW DARE YOU]].]]
** Good news is, this ass-slap still manages to propel Sir Wamri forward hard enough to tear through the ogre. Bad news is that the warped arm doesn't go away.
-->'''Sir Wamri:''' I almost died.\\
'''Celestial Shaman Queen:''' Is my arm just like this now?
** Oh, and the sadistic glee in Magnus' voice during that bit is absolutely ''hilarious.'' It's pretty clear that he's having way too much fun with this.
* With a party member slain, Urban goes storming off the road in search of vengeance.
-->'''Brukham Nougat:''' Right, uh, I guess we'll just... continue on our way--\\
'''Urban:''' '''NO!''' We must avenge the fallen! These creatures have claimed a soul loyal to our cause! We must claim A ''THOUSAND'' OF THEIRS IN RETURN!\\
''[at that, he runs off in a bloodthirsty rage]''\\
'''Bulgo:''' Hey! Hey, where are you goin'?\\
'''Nrod Lagorsson:''' [[CaptainObvious He is running off the road]].\\
'''Sir Wamri:''' Uh... should we follow him?\\
'''Magnus:''' ''No!''\\
''[beat]''\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:We will follow him.]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' ...Yeah.\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' Fun!\\
'''Lord Commander Militant:''' ''[cackling]'' Krakus...\\
'''Lord Provost Major:''' Mmm, cake...\\
''[Magnus slumps forward to the sound of creaking wood]''\\
'''Magnus:''' [[TranquilFury You're all taken hostage immediately]].\\
'''The Tour Guide:''' ''My power'' '''''wanes!'''''
* After being captured by an ogre tribe, the party is led before "The Gorger-Lord," who turns out to be... [[TheBusCameBack Custodisi]] with a crown stuck over his custodian helmet and other assorted ogre armor. And not an {{Expy}} rolled up by Magnus, but the ''actual'' Custodisi who somehow got [[TrappedInAnotherWorld isekai]]'d into the Warhammer World after the Emperor '''DELETE''''d him, and is looking for a powerful wizard to create a portal to another universe so he can go home.
* The Emperor ''finally'' succeeds at a dice roll and manages to convince the ogres that him casting Marsh Lights around a bottomless pit (called the Great Jaw) has made it an interdimensional portal, so they all jump in it... followed by Urban, [[TooDumbtoLive who dove in to finish them off, unwittingly killing himself in the process]]. But just as the remaining party members are looting the camp, a primitive remix of "Awaken" plays, the Gorger-Lord jumps out of the pit, and dive-kicks the Celestial Shaman Queen, cracking her skull.
-->'''Bulgo:''' Hey, this one's... quite powerful.\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' Can we really defeat this creature?\\
'''Magnus:''' [[KillerGameMaster No! You CAN'T!]]\\
'''Rogal:''' That is unfair.\\
'''Lord Provost Major:''' Hey, you can't set us up with an opponent we can't even defeat!\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Magnus is a bad GM.]]\\
'''Magnus:''' You weren't even supposed to ''be here'' in the FIRST PLACE! You were ''supposed'' to protect Magnar Buckethead!\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' I mean, we ''tried'' doing that, but he just up and died 'cause of the rules! Couldn't you just had 'em... not able to die?\\
'''Magnus:''' ''That would be cheating and I am not going to cheat!'' Nothing about this situation is illegal!\\
'''Grand Provost Marshal:''' You're the one that statted him! If you didn't want him to die, you shouldn't have given him any stats! Rules as written: If it has no statistics, ''it cannot die!''\\
'''Lord Commander Militant:''' I roll to throw shit at Magnus! The bastard can't even run the game right!\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment Magnus is a bad GM]].]]\\
'''Magnus:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT IT]]!!!'''''
* When the group complains, Magnus strongly suggests they ''[[KnowWhenToFoldEm run]]'' from the unbeatable boss monster. Their response is a mixture of Funny and Awesome.
-->'''Lord-Commander Militant:''' That's an option?\\
'''Magnus:''' ''Yes''. Run away! Go back west! And I'll set you up with a brand new adventure! A ''fair'' one, in the Moot! It'll be fun! You'll have a clean slate! You won't be killed by the guards, you won't be eaten by an ogre, and most importantly, you can ''finally experience a story!'' With ''themes!'' And ''characters!'' You'll be making a brand new mythos in a way! You'll be the centerpiece of a story! Weavers of a tapestry of dreams and jubilation! Just ''run away'', take Father's pseudo-corpse with you, and GO BACK!\\
'''Wamuudes:''' ''No!'' You are ''dishonorable'', Magnus! I will not run to this land of empty promises like a ''coward!'' This may be a [[OffTheRails tram-ride into hell]], but it was forged of our own decisions! ''We'' made this adventure our own, through the pitfalls, [[EpicFail and the mistakes,]] and the {{critical failure}}s, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the destruction of my fabulous knightly bottom!]] But it is ''ours'' - and the fact it is ours, the fact that ''we'' have ''made this'', ''that'' makes it worth ''fighting for!'' [[DefiantToTheEnd I will stay to SPITE you, AND YOUR]] [[RailRoading RAILROADING WAYS!]]\\
(''the rest of the group cheers'')\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:New game goal: spite Magnus.]]\\
'''Magnus:''' Okay, ''fine!'' If you want to fucking DIE, then you shall ''fucking DIE!!''
* The Gorger-Lord turns out to be more or less unkillable, even after some absurd luck lets Sir Wamri chop off his arm, and he gets hit by a leadbelcher and catches on fire... but then the boss gets close enough for the Shaman-Queen to cast a Sleep spell, and it turns out that despite how PurposelyOverpowered the Gorger-Lord is, his Willpower is only a measly 10. '''''10.''''' Apparently, one of Custodisi's major flaws is that he's so WeakWilled that even the ''lowliest baseline human'' has more willpower than what's supposed to be a SuperSoldier to end all Super Soldiers. No wonder he just couldn't stop himself from hitting on Magnus even after all the threats...
** After the sleeping Gorger-Lord is tossed down a pit and the party begins celebrating around the actual tabletop:
--->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Hey, Magnus.]] [[AC:We won.]]\\
'''Magnus:''' You can't ''win'' in an RPG... ''just like [[ButtMonkey you can't win at life]]...''\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Speak for yourself.]]\\
'''Grand Provost Marshal:''' Yeah, pretty sure we won that one.\\
'''Wamuudes:''' We are a ''victorious'' lot.\\
'''Karstodes:''' Yeah, that was really neat, how we ''won'' and stuff.\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Even whilst our Game Master constantly tried to have us murdered, we won.]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' Not even a spiteful '''god''' could stop ''our'' mighty party!\\
'''Karstodes:''' Ha! He's- he's... he's less a god, and... more, uh... more like... a ''chicken!'' '''CHICKEN GOD!'''\\
''[cue laughter from Wamuudes and the Lord Provost Marshal]''\\
'''Grand Provost Marshal:''' Chicken! Because he looks like a bird...\\
'''Rogal:''' Degrading chicken noises.\\
'''Magnus:''' OKAY, ''NO!'' '''THAT'S IT!''' '''''[[RocksFallEverybodyDies YOUR CHARACTERS ARE ALL DELETED]]!'''''
** ...but somehow, deleting the ''Tome of the Parallel'' ends up summoning the surviving characters onto the Imperial Table.
-->'''Wamuudes:''' ...Greetings. Welcome to Hell.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Sir Wamri:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Thank you]].''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Special 1: Kitten and Emps play a Children's Card Game]]
* When Kitten refuses to immediately go out and unplug Roboute Guilliman's life support, the Emperor challenges him to a game of [[TabletopGame/YuGiOh Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker]] over it. Kitten makes the mistake of complaining that he doesn't know ''how'' to play "Paradox-Billiards-Hyperbole Chips Poker."
-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:I will have a Tech-Priest give you the knowledge instantly through the power of science.]]\\
'''Tech-Priest:''' (''hits Kitten over the head with a mallet'')\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:There you go.]]
* The Fabstodes are initially delighted that Kitten will be banished when he loses and plan on taking his place as the Emperor's caretaker, until Emps informs them that he's making it an [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame Ultra-Game]] and will banish the lot of them to Ultramar if Kitten loses.
-->'''Karstodes:''' KITTEN! You are our only hope! Ple-he-he-hease win!\\
'''Custodisi:''' If you win, we won't steal your lunch for an entire week! I swear!\\
'''Whammudes:''' No promises are made!\\
'''Kitten:''' ''Fine'', I'll try to play, I guess. As long as you look away when the whole "strip" part comes into play.\\
'''Whammudes:''' No promises are made!
* The other Custodes are reduced to {{Combat Commentator}}s, with Cutodisi only able to ask "How his Kitten ''ever'' going to win NOW?" in an increasingly strained and inarticulate voice, until it sounds like he's having a stroke.
* Only three cards into the Emperor's turn and Kitten can see the shape of the game to come.
-->'''Kitten:''' I'm sorry, but isn't that super cheap? I mean, why ''wouldn't'' you have those cards in your deck? [[ComplacentGamingSyndrome There's no reason not to.]]\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:I am the Emperor and thus destined to wield the very best cards humanity has ever created.]]\\
'''Kitten:''' Including the [[{{Gamebreaker}} broken ones?]]\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:The {{meta|game}} is not exactly merciful in the Warp, sunshine.]]
* The summoning of [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Mega Ultra Chicken]] is accompanied by an overpowering glow.
-->'''Karstodes:''' It... it's so bright!\\
'''Custodisi:''' Are the legends true?! Is Lord Emperor really summoning it?!\\
'''Whammudes:''' This light reflecting upon ''[[PerpetuallyShinyBodies my glistening skin]] is BLINDING MEEEEEE!!''
* Karstodes gets to remind Kitten to "believe in the heart of the cards!"
-->'''Kitten:''' (''deadpan'') Cards don't need to circulate blood.\\
'''Whammudes:''' The heart is but one muscle you must believe in, Kitten! The tongue, the pecs, and the firm buttocks - all too are integral parts of the card you must put your faith in!
* As the Emperor's first turn taking forever playing overpowered after overpowered card Kitten finally gets fed up with how ridiculous the entire situation is and he starts to sass the Emperor.
-->'''Kitten:''' You can't have a game with a card THAT overpowered in it.\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Only I have one [[InsaneTrollLogic so it is fair.]]]]\\
'''Kitten:''' (''blatantly fed up'') Does anyone even play this game except you?\\
'''The Emperor:''' ...[[AC:Tzeentch does.]]\\
'''Kitten:''' Well, Tzeentch is a giant nerd now, isn't he?\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Shut up and make your move. I need you to get to Ultramar now, before the dishes stack up too tightly.]]
* Despite the Emperor's long string of stupidly overpowered cards, Kitten is able to defeat him with two cards - Giant Trunade to put all the Emperor's traps and buffs back into his hand, and Wind-Up Kitten to put the Winged Warrior of Terra back into the Emperor's hand, leaving him defenseless.
-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA-]]\\
'''Kitten:''' And yes, Wind-Up Kitten! Attack his life points directly with your... wind-up cat attack.\\
(''Wind-Up Kitten meows and rings like a bicycle bell, before smacking off the Emperor's face, depleting his life points'')\\
'''Karstodes:''' He, he did it! Kitten actually did it! We're free!\\
'''Custodisi:''' I am surprised by his immense fortitude! Truly this was a great battle of wits!\\
'''Whammudes:''' I was promised stripping, but there was ''none.'' They just p-played a fucking children's card game, I mean - [[[FunWithSubtitles blue-balled sigh]]]
* The realization that the Emperor plays such a poor game that he needed to use stupidly overpowered cards - and still somehow manages to lose.
** To add salt in the wound, one of the cards played by the Emperor, the Golden Castle of Stromberg, is so broken it technically doesn't even ''exist.'' The version The Emperor is using is an anime-only variant created solely for cheating by a computer, the real equivalent isn't nearly as broken.
** The Emperor built Kitten's deck too, and in the process of giving him cat-themed cards just to insult him, absentmindedly [[WhatAnIdiot gave Kitten exactly what he needed to counter his own game-breakers.]]
* [[AC:"This spin-off was dumb. {{Let us never speak of this again}}."]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Special 2: Warp Hijinx]]
* Just to set the tone, the whole thing kicks off with Leman Russ welcoming the Inquisition to living in what he calls a "Shit-ridden galactic Fjord."
* One Stormtrooper brings up that The Warp isn't galactic, showing surprising knowledge of it's properties and nature. However, this prompts the other Inquisition members to plot his demise and Leman to call him a nerd.
* There are too many moments in the roll call to choose. So here's the whole thing.
-->'''Grey Knight:''' [[ThePaladin The Grey Knights]] and the [[DemonSlaying Ordo Malleus]], present! We shall search out and kill [[SuddenlyShouting ALL OF THE DAEMONS!]]\\
'''Inquisitor:''' [[TheWitchHunter The Ordo Hereticus]], present. [[HeKnowsTooMuch We're going to kill that Stormtrooper in a bit.]] Unless he explodes by himself. [[CallBack Like the others...]] [[EvilLaugh [possibly aroused snicker] ]] [[note]]''*Extremely muted cry of'' "[[{{Callback}} FUCKING HERETIIIICS!!]]" ''is heard in the background*''[[/note]]\\
'''Canoness of the Order of Our Martyred Lady:''' [[AmazonBrigade The Sisters of Battle of the Adepta Sororitas]], present! Well, some of us at least. The Ecclesiarchy breaking apart and everything else [[SanitySlippage drove some of us a]] ''[[SanitySlippage bit]]'' MAD. But uh... yeah anyway [[SuddenlyShouting PURGE THE HERETICS!]]\\
'''Adrielle:''' [[CreatureHunterOrganization Ordo Xenos, present!]] We're here to kill GENESTEALERS~! *The Inquisitors around her cheer like school children*\\
'''Calato:''' Deathwatch, represent. [[TheRival Lion]] for Life, [[BullyingADragon dogfucker]]. [[MassOhCrap *other Deathwatch Marines gasp and recoil*]]\\
'''Stormtrooper:''' [[RedshirtArmy Inquisitorial Stormtroopers of the Ordo Tempestus]], present. [[TemptingFate We are actively trying]] [[KilledMidSentence not to]] [[YourHeadAsplode explode-]]\\
'''Taurox:''' [TAUROX SPEAK] [[note]]Which amounts to playing "La Cucaracha" with airhorns[[/note]]\\
'''Kaldor Draigo:''' *Appearing out of nowhere with an army of himself.* [[NoIndoorVoice ORDO DRAIGO PRESENT.]] [[LampshadeHanging WE WILL PROVIDE THE]] [[LargeHam HAMS!]]
* Pretty much all of Leman's ReasonYouSuckSpeech to the Chapters, gleefully telling them why they have no chance and are going to die;
--->'''Leman:''' Alritey then! Yer all pathetic in your own little ways. So let me point out your flaws and tell ya why you won't survive here.
** To the Grey Knight, he calls them the Inquisitorial equivalent of spoiled, rich children. Also their accent is weird, and full of waffles.
---->'''Ordo Malleus:''' WHOT.
** To the Ordo Hereticus, he calls them the Inquisitorial equivalent of ''child molesters'', saying they'll kill more people than daemons ''ironically''.
---->'''Inquisitor:''' ''[definitely aroused snicker]]''
** Leman talking to the Adeptus Sororitas:
---->'''Russ:''' Daemons of Khorne are gonna [[CrossesTheLineTwice eat ya out like ice cream sandwiches once yer red rage begins.]]\\
''*Sound of a glass breaking*''\\
'''Canoness of the Order of the Sacred Rose:''' That is literally the absolute worst thing you could have said. [[SarcasmMode Thank you.]]
*** Made doubly funny [[https://youtu.be/qProQ5QUH9w when you hear the original recording]] - Zoran was LateToThePunchline on that one, and his reaction mirrors the Canoness'.
** Leman bluntly stating that the Ordo Xenos doesn't known what daemons are.
---->'''Ordo Xenos leader:''' Do they steal genes[[note]][[ItMakesSenseInContext jeans]][[/note]]?\\
'''Leman:''' ''(While walking away)'' Yeeeeer gonna die.
** When Leman gets to berating Calato, he uses a Space Marine version of the [[MemeticMutation Navy SEALS copypasta]]. Doubles as a SugarWiki/AwesomeMoment, as unlike the [[InternetToughGuy fine fellow]] who was the subject of said copypasta. Leman is a Primarch who can back ''every single solitary word of it up''.
---->'''Russ:''' Well, first off, you're probably not used to the whole ''"killing things that aren't Tau or some other pansy species"'' thing. [[TranquilFury And second off.... You. Dark Angel]].\\
'''Calato:''' Just stop breathing. I can smell the ammonia from here.\\
'''Russ:''' '''What in the wolf did you just howlin' say about me, you little milksop? I'll have ye know I was throned at the top of my tribe in the Kingdom of the Russ, and I've been involved in numerous executions of traitor Primarchs and I have over 300 million confirmed kills! I am trained in wolf warfare, and I am the top [[PunctuatedForEmphasis C. Q. C.]] Expert in the entire Imperium. Ye are NOTHIN' to me but just ANOTHER NANCY LIONLOVER ''BITCH''.'''
*** Later, once he's thoroughly drunk, Calato approaches Russ to apologize calling him his uncle. As Space Marines generally consider themselves the children of their Primarch, so calling Russ his uncle is fairly accurate. Russ just rolls with it.
---->'''Calato:''' ''*Slurring*'' Look, I'm...I'm sorry--[Cough]--bwugh. Oooh, I'm...I'm sorry for what I said before, I...It was just the old Dank Angels/Sparse Dogs rivalaraly...I didn--uugh--BUGHR--I didn't uuh...mean it personally, ya know? You're still my, uh...You're still my uncle, right?\\
'''Russ:''' ''*Reassuringly*'' I am still your uncle.
** [[CallBack "Also, fuck recaf"]]
** Leman on the Imperial Guardsmen.
--->'''Russ:''' I feel that yer very presence is enough to show why [[ButtMonkey ye really shouldn't be here.]]\\
'''Guardsman:''' I agree. *Explodes randomly*
** Once Russ has finished summing up the faults of everyone present except himself, Draigo and Fyodor:
-->'''Russ:''' The lot of ye are not gonna survive a single sunrise in the Warp at this rate.\\
'''Fyodor:''' There are suns... in the Warp?\\
'''Draigo:''' ''(floating above them and shining golden)'' I AM ONE!
* Leman's attempt at Warp survival training appropriately amounts to getting utterly wasted on alcohol made from Bloodthirster ichor and combat drugs and then going off to troll daemons. Which somehow WORKS.
* The fact that Leman's homemade brew [[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure generates a palpable aura of Menace]] serves as one. Even better is Fyodor's reaction.
-->'''Fyodor:''' *clearly worried* What are those beverages made of?\\
'''Russ:''' This is my attempt at remaking the good ol' recipe for Fenresian Ale by combining Bylestim [[note]]A potent Combat Drug[[/note]] and the distilled liver-juices of a Bloodthirster!\\
'''Fyodor:''' Are you telling us to literallly drink liquid chaos?\\
'''Russ:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YES YA BLEEDIN' SOUPHEAD, DRINK THE WOLFIN' CHAOS!]]
* Everyone's reaction to getting drunk of Leman's ale is pure gold.
-->'''Adrielle:''' Ooooh myyyyy... *Collapses to the floor* [[InterspeciesRomance Broodlord]][[FoeYayShipping -kuuuuun~]]...\\
'''Grey Knight Inquisitor:''' SSSSSÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅSSSS!\\
'''Inquisitor:''' WEH, Wheere did I get this mask from anywayyy?\\
'''Canoness of the Order of Our Martyred Lady:''' *Drunkenly* You're the Heretic.\\
'''Canoness of the Order of the Sacred Rose:''' *Also Drunkenly* Naw Gurl. You're the Heretic.\\
'''Canoness of the Order of Our Martyred Lady:''' Nohohoo, you're the heretic.\\
'''Canoness of the Order of the Sacred Rose:''' waAAaw... What is the definishun of a heretic anyway?\\
'''Canoness of the Order of Our Martyred Lady:''' Noooooo! You're the heretic.\\
'''Fyodor:''' Oh... ''oooohhh''... ''holy'' thrones on a... [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment throne on a... throne...]] I feel... '''''AMAZING'''''.
* Skarbrand hates ''everything''. Including being outside. Or inside. He'd rather stay in the doorframe; he hates that slightly less.
* Leman killing a [[HornyDemons Daemonette]] by ''blue balling it''. Crosses over with [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Awesome]].
-->'''Fyodor:''' YEHEHAAH! I give that 15 out of 10...virus...bombings...\\
'''Grey Knight Inquisitor:''' SSSSSÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅSSSS!
* How does our merry band of drunken idiots mess with Epidemius, Tallyman of Nurgle? Bombard him with bar soap and an entire bathtub.
-->'''Epidemius:''' Excuse me, that is incredibly offensive, could you stop--''*An onslaught of soap is thrown at him''--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* Kairos, Vizier of Tzeentch, is asked by Adrielle if he's a Genestealer. Being the living embodiment of a KnightsAndKnaves puzzle, he answers both yes and no.
-->'''Adrielle:''' I KNEW IT [ATTACK SCREAM]\\
'''Kairos:''' AAAAAAAAAAA! NO!! NOT THE FACE!
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Halloween Special: Shadows Over the Immateriums]]
* The Halloween special [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep_1k-lOto8 Shadow Over Immateriums]] is mostly a combination of a film noir hardboiled detective story with Lovecraftian horror involving Genestealer cults and the Tyranid invasion played nearly completely straight and humor free, but toward the end, right as the detective Bruce Norring is about to be infected by the cult...
-->'''Norring:''' I'll never be a slave to ''genestealers!''
-->'''Adrielle:''' Did someone say.... '''''[[IncomingHam GENESTEALERS?!]]''''' ''(proceeds to burst through the Warp and destroy the entire cult in seconds.)''
-->'''Norring:''' Who are you? WHAT ARE YOU?!
-->'''Adrielle:''' ....drunk. Bye-bye now~! ''(disappears into the Warp again)''
** As everyone stares in disbelief at Adrielle's return Draigo pops up out of nowhere.
--->'''Draigo:''' [[NoFourthWall HI INTERNET!]]
* As an example of the Hive World's inhabitant's cruelty, we see two guys in the street arguing. Or rather, we see one guy shouting at another guy ''voiced by a clip of Creator/GordonRamsay''
-->'''Hive Worlder:''' ''LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN! FUCK OFF FUCK OFF-''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Slaaneshmas Prologue]]
* The origin of Slaaneshmas: while torment and pain are perfectly adequate to sustain Slaanesh, he/she/they/it subsist on ''all'' strong emotions. Thus, to prevent the meal from getting samey, his/her/their/its followers try to spread joy through the universe as a change of pace. The problem is that they're ''really'' bad at it.
* Lucius's plan to broadcast to everyone in the galaxy using tech borrowed from Bob. Or as everyone else knows him, Fabius Bile.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Special 3: Slaaneshmas]]
* Lucius uses the mass broadcaster device in order to force everyone in the Imperium to watch his show. It manages to surpass his prank show in audacity.
** For bonus points, the entire opening is a giant ShoutOut to Series/TheEricAndreShow.
** Lucius terrorizes Little Billy to make him [[DefenseMechanismSuperpower conjure a warp rift]], then pulls whatever Imperial happens to be at the destination back through with him, kills them, then terrorizes Little Billy all over again. [[OverlyLongGag Hundreds of times.]]
* Draigo shows up at one point in all his ludicrous glory. The kicker? He was invited to be there, he just didn't wait for his cue.
* After a brief incident with Draigo and a commercial pause, Lucius can be seen smoking [[BodyHorror several blunts at once]] to calm down. Ahriman? He's huffing the dust off a TomeOfEldritchLore.
-->'''Lucius:''' Oh, wow. That's pretty brutal.\\
'''Ahriman:''' Get on my level, scrub.
* Apparently Lucius has mixed up the contact information of Kharn and Sly Marbo before. How does he know he didn't do it this time? Sly Marbo actually showed up and completely fucks things up.
-->'''Ahriman:''' Are you ''sure'' you didn't mix up his contact details with Sly Marbo's again?\\
'''Lucius:''' Nope! I'm 100% certain of that!\\
'''Ahriman:''' How come?\\
'''Lucius:''' Because SLY MARBO IS HERE RIGHT NOW! ''*Rumbling starts and intensifies rapidly*'' GIVE IT UP FOR OUR NEXT GUEST!!!\\
'''Ahriman:''' '''''[[OhCrap OH SHIT!!!]]'''''\\
''*CRASH*''\\
'''Sly Marbo:''' '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'''''\\
'''Lucius:''' ''*Garbled through broadcast interruptions*'' FIGHT ME, BITCH!
* Fabius Bile shows up in person and manages to blow all the other insanity out of the water. First he announces that he'll be doing a solo Black Crusade without Abbadon.
-->'''Lucius:''' Well, I mean... I guess it's not like you're short of {{Super Soldier}}s to bring along, right?\\
'''Fabius Bile:''' Oh no, I ain't doing that.\\
'''Lucius:''' [genuinely confused] Pardon?\\
'''Fabius:''' I did say this was a SOLO Black Crusade, dog. I'm doin' this shit by MYSELF.
'''Lucius:''' Oookay, time out for a second, the dick are you talking about right now?
* Fabius doesn't take being questioned well.
-->'''Fabius:''' ''*cough*'' [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH!]] [[MissingStepsPlan I could clone ANYONE!]]\\
'''Lucius:''' That...that wasn't what I-\\
'''Fabius:''' In fact, just to prove my point: Ladies and motherfuckers, here before your eyes, is Ahriman 2.0!\\
'''Ahriman:''' Hey, you leave me out of this shit-
* Then he unveils his attempt to clone Ahriman, freaking out both of the hosts, before getting into an argument with the original [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything about caring for their son]].
-->'''Lucius:''' WHAT THE UNHOLY LORDY LOO?!\\
'''Ahriman:''' WHAT IN TZEENTCH'S BLUE BALLS IS ''THAT''?!\\
'''Fabius Bile:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint It's a work in progress.]]
* The various scenes of people reacting to Lucius' show. First Magnus and Kitten, then Emps, Rogal, Decius, Karstodes, and the tech priest from Episode 24. Most of whom are filled with BileFascination.
-->'''Kitten:''' It's like that feeling when you see a jetbike crash and there are broken bodies and blood flying everywhere and you just can't look away even though you want to.
** Rogal, Decius, and Karstodes are lounging in front of the Golden throne on ''bean bags''.
** For the first time since his introduction Rogal actually gets ''legitimately angry'' about something. Is he furious because the enemies of man are forcing all of humakind to watch their twisted show? Nope! Is he furious becaus said show is a nonsensical trainwreck that seems to only get worse the more one watches it? Uh-uh. The ''real'' thing that makes him so angry is because ''Lucius keeps breaking perfectly well-crafted desks for the sake of a gag.'' He then admits that he's only there because the others have snacks.
* Lucius's musical number over a montage of alien murder.
* Toward the end of the special, Ahriman explains that this is the one day where the servants of the Chaos Gods will not commit atrocities on innocents, and explains that even after ten thousand years of the Long War, there is still one thing that unites the Forces of Chaos and the Imperium of Man: [[FantasticRacism Literal xenophobia]].
* The final scene with Magnus and Kitten.
-->'''Magnus:''' Alright companion, put on Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I relate to him on so many levels!
** It gets even better. Zegram, Magnus' VA revealed this line was actually a [[ThrowItIn blooper!]] The comment is actually pinned at the top of the video to boot.
--->'''Zegram:''' THE RUDOLPH JOKE WAS JUST A BLOOPER, ALFA YOU RASCAL\\
'''Alfabusa:''' It had to be included to keep in line with the very likely theory that Magnus is a giant reference to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer [[DisSimile except with tragedy and space and no reindeer.]]
* The show finally concludes, the Emperor is ready to go back to mourning Sanguinius, and Decius remembers one mild, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall fourth wall-stressing detail]]...
-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:This abomination of a show has come to a close. Now I can go back to saying "Sob" repeatedly.]]\\
'''Karstodes:''' Do you think people will actually go along with this crazy idea?\\
'''Rogal:''' Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.\\
'''Decius:''' Wait, didn't Sanguinala end, like, three months ago?[[note]]This special was planned to air around Christmas or New Years 2016, but the crew needed more time to put the episode together, opting to release it on the Orthodox New Year as loophole.[[/note]]
* The Emperor appears to be using his glass eye as a movie projector.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Special 4: Kitten and Tzeentch play a Children's Card Game]]
* Right off the bat, we get Magnus referring to Nocturne as "the Salamander's hidey-hole" in an adorably sing-song voice.
* Magnus trying to get Kitten to play Ouija, who thinks it's called [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros the Luigi board.]] And apparently even forty thousand years in the future, it's still [[ShownTheirWork made by Hasbro]].
** The actual conversation itself, and its subtitles is hilarious:
-->''[Magnus pulls down the Ouija board]''\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Kitten:''' [[DitzyGenius Are we going to learn the alphabet?]]\\
'''Magnus:''' In-corr-ect.\\
'''Kitten:''' ''[heart-rending]'' Oh.\\
'''Magnus:''' This! Is a Ouija board!\\
'''Kitten:''' Oh, sweet!\\
'''Magnus:''' Yes indeed!\\
'''Kitten:''' [[{{Mondegreen}} I've always wanted to play luigi board.]]\\
''[awkward pause]''\\
'''Magnus:''' Never say these words again.\\
'''Kitten:''' ''[[SeriousBusiness [the melancholy of no luigi]]]'' Aww.\\
** And then there's his reaction to being told he has to place his hand on the planchette for it to work, backed by ''[[VideoGame/MarioKartDoubleDash Luigi Circuit]]'' slowed down.
-->'''Kitten:''' (almost seductively) ''Let'sa go...''
* Kitten refuses to place his hand on the planchette.
-->'''Magnus:''' But why though?\\
'''Kitten:''' I must firmly grip my weapon ever and always.\\
'''Magnus:''' But why though?\\
'''Kitten:''' As a [[PraetorianGuard Custodian Guard]], I must be ever-vigilant.\\
'''Magnus:''' [[DoNotDropYourWeapon Are you even capable of letting it go?]]\\
'''Kitten:''' [[LimitedAnimation No.]]
* Tzeentch forcibly morphing Magnus into his canon model [[MerchandiseDriven (to help drive model sales)]].
-->'''Magnus:''' ''AAAAAAAARGH I HAVE NIPPLES ON MY HEAD!''
** Later Magnus realizing ''he can't change himself back.''
--->'''Magnus:''' ALIRGHT! Time to...t-tou...Time...to...eeeuuuuUUUUUUHHH NOOOOOOO! I can't turn back to normal! Oh, no, no, NO! Father is gonna make so many CHICKEN PUNS at my expense I'll go--[inhale]--FULL-ON HORUS HERESY MARK TWO ''[[OddlyNamedSequel2ElectricBoogaloo ElectricBoogalooNowInStores]]''.
* The subtitles seeming incapable of telling if Tzeentch's vocalizations count as a laugh... [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped or what]] ''[[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped any]]'' [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped of his vocalizations are for that matter.]]
-->''[possibly laughing]''\\
''[possibly a mollusk imitating a turkey]''\\
''[still not sure if this is a laugh]]''\\
''[most likely screeching tires]''\\
''[perhaps a snide old lady?]''\\
''[[[EvilLaugh holy shit stay away perchance]]]''\\
''[a barely contained snigger or something]\\
''[probably SWOLE TURKEY]''\\
''[supposedly [[YouMakeMeSic laughes]] in eldritch]''\\
''[probable discontent]''\\
''[presumed to be screech of HATRED]\\
''[OH FUCK STAY BACK]''
* Tzeentch trying to drag Magnus back home. Magnus proceeds to act like a stubborn child and throws a tantrum.
-->'''Magnus:''' Nowannago!\\
'''Tzeentch:''' We're going!\\
'''Magnus:''' Nooooooooo!\\
'''Tzeentch:''' Stop or I'll put you in time-out, young mister!\\
'''Magnus:''' YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!\\
'''Tzeentch:''' WELL I’M THE BEST YOU GOT!
* In contrast to Tzeentch's genuine interest in the idea that Kitten knows how to play the game Magnus throws a massive lampshade over the entire proceedings.
-->'''Tzeentch:''' Reeeeally now? So that loony shaman-chassis actually packs you trivial beings with such cranial capacity... Hmmm... It ''is'' rare for mortals to master such an intricate clash of the minds.\\
'''Kitten:''' [[DeadpanSnarker This is the opposite of true.]]\\
'''Magnus:''' The only thing intricate about this game is its ''[[TakeThat ban list]]''.
* When Kitten intervenes, Tzeentch calls him a "silvery doorstop," then "silverware."
-->'''Kitten:''' ''[[TemptingFate I'm not silvery.]]''\\
'''Tzeentch:''' Or ''are'' you? ''[[FingerPokeOfDoom Boop!]]''\\
(''[[RealityWarper Kitten turns silver]]'')\\
'''Kitten:''' Aw, how ghastly...
** Funnier still is that there were a few times before this where Kitten managed to catch himself and not protest, knowing damn good and well who he's dealing with.
* Tzeentch naturally agrees to duel Kitten in a children's card game for ownership of Magnus' soul, but ups the ante by making it an [[AbsurdlyHighStakesGame Ultra-Game]], in which the loser will be banished to the Shadow Real- er, [[PlaceWorseThanDeath Ultramar]].
-->'''Kitten:''' [[LampshadeHanging Okay, for real though, what's with the beef about being sent to Ultramar?]]\\
'''Tzeentch:''' I don't know, but the Deceiver says it flippin' sucks, dude.
* When Morphing Jar activates and Tzeentch starts going through his deck to find another monster card, he flicks his cards into the gravewarp one by one, ''[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud saying]]'' [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud "flick" each time,]] until...
-->'''Magnus:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Stop... flicking... your...]] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis cards.]]''\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''[[{{Troll}} Tzeentch]]:''' Flick-flick-flick-flick-flick-\\
'''Magnus:''' (''[[HulkingOut in demon form]]'') [[{{Angrish}} AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!]]
* Magnus is exasperated when Kitten's "Magic Turnade" seemingly derails Tzeentch's strategy.
-->'''Magnus:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh wow! A massive play undone by a SINGLE card.]] Only in a children's card game--(''beat, Magnus clicks his tongue'') You know what? [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering I play Red/Blue.]] [[HypocrisyNod I am NOT allowed to criticize here.]]
** Extra hillarious considering that Red/Blue is the colors Tzeentch's strategy would be in that game, since it focuses on combos. Like in this episode, Red/Blue is generally hated for how long it takes for a player to take their turn.
** Then when Tzeentch counters with Dark Bribe.
--->'''Kitten:''' [[CaptainObvious Oh no! It didn't actually work!]]\\
'''Magnus:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Accurate.]]
* When things look bad, Kitten remembers to "believe in the spleen of the cards."
* Magnus ruins Tzeentch's fun when Kitten realizes that Tzeentch has been reading his mind to check out his cards.
-->'''Kitten:''' Wuh--wait.\\
'''Tzeentch:''' What?\\
'''Kitten:''' Can you hear my thoughts?\\
'''Tzeentch:''' Oh, what are thoughts, really?\\
'''Magnus:''' Yes he can!\\
'''Tzeentch:''' Screw you, Magnus!
* When Magnus runs interference to level the playing field, Kitten solemnly thanks him and vows to "never forget this day, in which you helped me help you by winning a children's card game."
* Kitten turning Tzeentch's pointlessly circular questions back on him by, when the game looks like it's about to be decided by a coin flip, shooting the coin so it lands in his favor. Turns out the Architect of Fate can dish it out, but can't take it.
-->'''Magnus:''' (''mockingly'') Oh look, it's tails.\\
'''Tzeentch:''' Hey! I saw that with all twelve of my eyes!\\
'''Kitten:''' Saw what?\\
'''Tzeentch:''' (''with images of giant crying babies in the background'') You cheated! You shot it while it was in the air so it stopped spinning somehow!\\
'''Kitten:''' (''conceited sniff'') "Cheated," you say?\\
'''Tzeentch:''' That's. Against. The rules.\\
'''Kitten:''' [[IronicEcho What are rules]] ''[[IronicEcho really]]'' [[IronicEcho though?]]\\
'''Tzeentch:''' [[HoistByHisOwnPetard AN INTERESTING QUESTION]] [[VillainousBreakdown ASSHOLE!!!]]
** Another thing about this to note is that while Tzeentch's background becomes crying babies in this scene, Kitten's is filled with ''smug'' babies.
* Kitten wins not by trying to outsmart Tzeentch when it comes to mind games, but by calling upon the mortal virtues of sacrifice and brotherhood... in the form of playing a lot of cat-themed monster cards.
-->'''Tzeentch:''' What are you trying to prove with this line of pathetic creatures?\\
'''Kitten:''' I am demonstrating to you the ''true'' power of the Imperium, ''[[ARareSentence through the use of small, fluffy animals!]]''
* Kitten tries a PreMortemOneLiner as he cinches the game against the Master of Mentalism and Lord of Fate.
-->'''Kitten:''' Looks like you gotta ''change your mind!''\\
'''Tzeentch:''' [[LamePunReaction ...That's AWFUL!]]
* In the end, Kitten belatedly remembers what the stakes of the game were.
-->'''Kitten:''' By the way, do I technically own your soul-\\
'''Magnus:''' [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject ALRIGHT!]]
* The two decide to "play a card game that is actually ''good''." Kitten says he wants to play ''VideoGame/CallOfDuty''... while pulling out something with the cover art of ''{{VideoGame/Battlefield}}'', but with ''{{Franchise/Halo}}'' as a title, for the original {{UsefulNotes/Xbox}}.
* Though it is subtler, and needs a little GeniusBonus from those who actually play TabletopGame/YuGiOh, there is also the realization Tzeentch only got as far as he did because ''practically every single card'' he used was a GameBreaker banned from normal play. [[GameBreaker/YuGiOhCardGame Have a look]].
** Also, if you look closely, up in the right hand corner is a list of all the cards in Kitten's hand. They only go away after Magnus blocks Tzeentch's mind-reading powers. So yes, Tzeentch was ''literally'' using a cheat tool to read Kitten's hand.
* Kitten's voice during the duel inexplicably becomes deeper, as if he's channeling the Pharaoh (Or possibly the Emperor). He even says "Reborn the Monster" instead of "Monster Reborn!" No one makes note of it and it changes back immediately after he and Tzeentch stop playing cards.
* The fact that Wind Up Kitten is effectively Kitten's signature card. Kitten, when forced to discard his hand, is mostly concerned about the loss of Wind Up Kitten, who gets a short shot of falling into the abyss, and is later the monster that delivers the final blow to Tzeentch.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Special 5: Just Aeldari Things]]
* The Eldar apparently are intentionally vague while talking to "mon-keigh" [[IceCreamKoan solely for the sake of trolling them.]] Eldrad also does so to other Eldar... ''for the exact same reason.''
* Some spectacular mood whiplash while Eldrad is being somber about his race's survival, while walking in front of an unusually vocal mural:
-->'''Eldrad:''' This really is not the time for tomfoolery, though. The Despoiler gathers his forces in the Eye...\\
'''Abaddon mural:''' '''''FUCK YOOOOOOOOOU!!!'''''\\
'''Eldrad:''' The children of man stir and breathe anew,-\\
'''Emperor mural:''' [Skeleton Shriek]\\
'''Eldrad:''' -eons of corrosion shuffled off...
** Said mural will go on to periodically scream in the background every now and then during the entire video, including the credits.
** Added hilarity: Abaddon is voiced by [[Creator/TeamFourStar Takahata101!]] He also screams again when his name appears in the credits.
* The entire chat between Eldrad and Vect is full of hilarity, mostly because Vect is an ''epitome'' of FauxAffablyEvil and milks his own utter evil for all it's worth, not to mention has a blast trolling the shit out of Eldrad.
** Vect gets bonus points for two things. One: His entire party being a massive excuse to off half of Archons in attendance with the rest being collateral, Vect himself leaving ''as the gas starts filtering in'', and Two: Vect's refusal to even lift his arms to imbibe in his wine, instead making a disturbing looking slave creature called "Timothy" pour it into his mouth. Vect's bodyguard seems ''disturbingly'' into watching this happen.
** A very specific ([[BlackComedy and dark]]) example: The Dark Eldar are playing "pin the tail on the Mon-Keigh"(incidentally, in case you haven't noticed, Mon-Keigh don't have tails).
--->''Human screams horribly offscreen''\\
'''Vect:''' Oh hoo, well that is a fun color!
* A meta one, from Alfa's twitter:
-->'''[[WordOfGod Alfabusa]]:''' I'd like to point out a thing that might be my favourite part of the new video. It is the fact that I forced [=StringStorm=] to make me an original speedcore track for Vect's party. 'Cause If there's anything the Drukhari would listen to, it'd be [[SensoryAbuse god awful, horrifying speedcore]]. The thing that makes it even funnier is that String doesn't want to release the track on his channel 'cause [[TakeThat speedcore just doesn't deserve the time of day, which is 100% understandable]].
** [=StringStorm=] himself did end up [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKc-xaP-xgg releasing it later]], full of apologies and jokes about the Dark Eldar's terrible, terrible taste. Even the song itself amuses, you can practically ''taste'' the StylisticSuck.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Special 6: Tabletop Adventures]]
* The Emperor spends the entire episode wearing a pair of sunglasses that make him look like Franchise/TheTerminator, complete with an eye glowing behind the left lens.
* Magnus decides to play [[TabletopGame/WarhammerFantasyRoleplay a tabletop game]] with everyone else in the Imperial Palace, but immediately runs into the problem of who to choose to GM it.
-->'''Magnus:''' First things first, we need a GameMaster. They will be in charge of building the adventure.\\
'''Rogal Dorn:''' I will do this.\\
'''Magnus:''' Is it because I said "build?"\\
'''Rogal:''' [[BluntYes Yes]]. (''the GM screen drops in front of him'') You find yourselves in [[ShapedLikeItself the castle of... Castle. Which looks over the town of Town.]]\\
'''Magnus:''' ...And?\\
'''Rogal:''' Wait a month until the taxes of the peasantry are tallied, so you can begin renovations. The harvest is also to come in soon.\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Rogal, we are trying to not be senselessly bored.]]\\
'''Rogal:''' Nothing is more enjoyable than [[SimulationGame the overseeing of development and the distribution of resources to the infrastructure of an urban environment.]]\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Game-running privileges revoked.]] (''telekinetically removes the GM screen'')\\
'''Rogal:''' [-''[[VideoGame/SimCity You will regret this.]]''-]
* With Rogal a bust, Wamuudes volunteers to run the game, since he was the one who found it.
-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:I will allow this [[PromiseMeYouWontX on the condition that you keep your horndog hornswaggle away from us.]]]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' [[BrutalHonesty No promises are made.]]\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Bastard.]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' (''clears throat'') You all arrive at the ''Slabnasium'' of the ''Quivering Isles.'' The air is ''thick'' with musk-\\
(''the Emperor telekinetically smashes him with the Prohibition Hammer'')
* Needless to say, Magnus ends up running the game, and has the others spend several hours rolling up their characters. The results reveal that they all fit a stereotypical PlayerArchetypes, with a character to match:
** The Emperor is the group [[TheMunchkin Power Gamer]], [[AGodIAmNot of course]], playing "[[SelfInsert the Celestial Shaman]] [[GenderFlip Queen]]" (Emps says she needs no actual name), a surprisingly buff Apprentice Wizard who is not nearly as powerful as the Emperor would like her to be. He also tries to cheat as much as he's able.
** Whammudes is TheRoleplayer, getting far too into character as "Sir Wamri [[BilingualBonus le Savoureux]]," Knight Errant of Bretonnia.
** The Tour Guide is TheRealMan, playing the murderous "Urban the Hagflayer," who is here to "take your coin, [[AmbiguouslyGay your men]], your ''world.''" Or, you know, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking do some mercenary work to fill his pockets.]]
** Rogal Dorn plays the apprentice runesmith [[SdrawkcabName Nrod Lagorsson]], a dwarf who he insists upon calling "a Squat, [[RecycledInSpace just in not-space."]] In other words, it's basically just a self-insert of Rogal himself. He's also [[NonActionGuy very lacking in the combat department, sacrificing his points for non-combat skills]], leaving him as a bit of a load. He also insists on [[PardonMyKlingon dropping random Dwarf words]] into conversation.
** The Grand Provost Marshall of the Adeptus Arbites is the resident RulesLawyer, unsurprisingly, and plays "[[NonActionGuy Brukham Nougat, Imperial Litigator,]]" a character whose only skills are knowledge of the laws and posession of a lawbook. He's also the only one (aside from Magnus) to have read the entire rulebook.
** The Lord Commander Militant winds up being TheLoonie, playing Krakus, ''[[ToiletHumor Dung Collector]].'' He attacks his enemies exclusively with [[DungFu the poop he's collected]].
** The Master of the Administratum is also TheRoleplayer, playing Bulgo Potatoskin, Halfling Fieldwarden. Like Whammudes, he's one of the few people to actually try getting into character.
** Decius, surprisingly, winds up playing the [[AntiHero dark and edgy]] [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Benny McBackstab,]] the party's rogue with a dark and mysterious past and utter contempt for everyone in his party.
** Karstodes plays the non-descript [[TheGenericGuy Rolf]], and barely even tries to come up with a backstory or a reason to be there ("[[TriviallyObvious he's a guy]]"). He also tends to have trouble simply paying attention to what's going on.
* Magnus of course gets way into being the Game Master, and reminds everyone that ''[[AGodAmI "I am your god."]]''
-->'''Karstodes:''' So if I [[GodsNeedPrayerBadly stop believing in you]], you will stop forcing us to play baby games?\\
'''Magnus:''' Ha! You should know by now that's not how things work.
* Eagle-eyed viewers might be able to pick up on the clues that heavily implies that Magnus was pretty much trying to create [[https://youtu.be/azOvRwrqz2M Ravandil's]] [[https://youtu.be/i5-Tuo1bmFM Quest]] [[StealthSequel 3]].
* The adventure begins with the unlikely party serving as escorts for Emperor Franz's cousin Magnar Buckethead as he visits the Imperial Zoo. The very first thing the Emperor does is tell Buckethead to "fuck off," forcing Wamuudes to placate the noble.
-->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Why do you defy me?]]]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' I am a noble knight, and a noble knight should be as deft with his tongue as with his sword!\\
'''Karstodes:''' The tongue is a ''flexible'' muscle!\\
'''Wamuudes:''' ''So'' it ''is!''
* Then the Grand Provost Marshall complains that his immersion is broken because a noble is hiring a bunch of random misfits to guard him instead of actual guards, prompting Magnus to counter that he didn't expect everyone to pick "trash classes."
-->'''Grand Provost Marshall:''' We didn't pick them, you naughty red ballpen! [[HonestRollsCharacter We rolled them like you said we should!]]\\
'''Magnus:''' Shut it you screaming canister!\\
'''Rogal:''' Magnus. My immersion, too, has been broken.\\
'''Magnus:''' [[[FunWithSubtitles Big groaning]]]\\
'''Rogal:''' [[FridgeLogic Why would a zoo of vicious monstrosities exist within the confines of a city where technology has not yet passed the earliest periods of the Age of Terra?]]\\
'''Magnus:''' It's an early modern city, Dorn! They're not fucking cavemen like Bretonnians are!\\
'''Wamuudes:''' Besmirch my people, will you?!\\
'''Rogal:''' I do not think cavemen have a concept of knighthood.\\
'''Magnus:''' MOVING... ''on.''
* While Buckethead gawks at the Imperial Dragon, Bulgo spots a Skaven assassin sneaking up on the noble and raises the alarm. What follows is a series of {{Epic Fail}}s and poor decisions:
** The Shaman-Queen immediately charges at the Skaven, critically fails so that she tackles Buckethead instead, who critically fails his Dodge roll. Then the Shaman-Queen rolls a critical success for max damage and breaks his leg.
** Sir Wamri throws a barrel of lamp oil at the Skaven for a critical hit, killing the rat-man but drenching the area in flammable liquid.
** Krakus decides to throw shit at the screaming, flailing Buckethead, for no real reason.
** Nrod rolls to fortify the dragon's cage in case it was damaged by the collision ("I am fortifying [[MythologyGag this iron cage]]... [-wait, that's terrible. Why did I say that?"-]) but critically fails his Smith Skill test, injuring Magnar Buckethead further with a collapsing section of bars and allowing the dragon inside the cage to breathe fire on the crippled, oil-soaked VIP.
--->'''Magnus:''' Magnar Buckethead dies. He had leather, chain and full plate armor, 70 Toughness, 25 Wounds, and he was your only contact that I thought to come up with for all of this, and I spent at least a week writing his backstory. And now he's dead. [[SarcasmMode Congratulations.]]\\
'''The Tour Guide:''' [[SarcasmBlind First]] [[BloodKnight blood!]]\\
'''Grand Provost Marshall:''' [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Whyyy didn't you just give him a Fate Point to burn if you wanted him to live?]]\\
'''Magnus:''' [-You can do that with non-player characters?-]\\
'''Grand Provost Marshall:''' Yeah. Didn't you read ''the rules?''\\
'''Magnus:''' [[NowYouTellMe fffffFFUCK you!]]
** Magnus declares that the guards come running after the commotion, see the Emperor's cousin dead next to some disreputable scum, and draw their crossbows. Urban murders one, the Shaman-Queen chases off the other, and the now-fugitive party decides that instead of going to the Moot like Magnus is hinting, [[OffTheRails they're headed to the Empire's eastern border.]]
* Several hours later, the party finds a caravaneer with wagons large enough for them all to hide in. The Emperor decides his character is going to convince the wagon's owner to ''let'' them hide in the wagons, and predictably botches his Charm roll.
-->'''Celestial Shaman Queen:''' My child, you look like dung and I hate you. ''Please'' let us hide in your carts, ''for we are'' '''''fugitives!'''''\\
'''Magnus:''' [[CriticalFailure Your rolls]] are [[EpicFail consistently amazing]].\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[RandomNumberGod This is why Chaos must die]].]]\\
'''Caravan Man:''' What was that you said?!\\
'''The Tour Guide:''' ''I charge him with my'' '''''axe!'''''\\
''[Urban slaughters the NPC]''\\
'''Bulgo:''' Oh, my...\\
'''Lord Commander Militant:''' Heheheheh, [[TearOffYourFace I roll to cut off the man's]] ''[[DesecratingTheDead face!]]''\\
''[Krakus does just that, and starts wearing the man's face from here on out]''\\
'''Krakus:''' [[MotorMouth I AM NOW THE CARAVAN MAN]].\\
'''Magnus:''' You gain '''''five''''' ''Corruption points.''\\
'''Lord Commander Militant:''' Heheheheh, ''YEEEEAAAH.''\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' [[EveryoneHasStandards I feel queasy...]]
* On the run in the Mountains of Mourn, Benny [=McBackstab=] gives a long, ClusterFBomb TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, targeting mainly the characters played by the other High Lords of Terra.
-->'''Master of the Administratum:''' Okay, calm down. Decius, why are you so angry?\\
'''Decius:''' Oh, no, I'm not angry. I'm just roleplaying.\\
'''Lord Provost Marshal:''' It doesn't really... ''feel'' like roleplaying...\\
'''Decius:''' [[ImplausibleDeniability Oh, come on, it's not personal, I'm just having a bit of fun]]!\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' ''Riiiiiight.''\\
'''Lord Provost Marshal:''' ''[[[FunWithSubtitles doubt]]]''
* Then Benny immediately starts suggesting they kill the halfling, at which point Sir Wamri throws another barrel of oil at him out of nowhere.
-->'''Decius:''' Aww, why would you do that?\\
'''Wamuudes:''' ''[mocking Decius]'' ''[[IronicEcho [=DoN=]'T [=TaKe=] It [=PeRsONaLlY=], I'M [=JuSt RoLePlAyInG=]!]]''\\
'''Decius:''' ''[gasp]'' Why, I never...\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' I don't even know what roleplayin' is anymore...
* When an ogre ambushes the party, Benny misses his charge and faceplants at the ogre's feet, Urban overkills a gnoblar, and Nrod holds his ground.
-->'''Nrod Lagorsson:''' I will defend this position.\\
'''Brukham Nougat:''' I am part of this position, too! [[DirtyCoward You are thus legally obligated to defend me]]!
* Bulgo manages to cause an avalanche to crush the remaining gnoblars through a critical success, but the ogre retaliates by [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe tearing Benny in half.]]
-->'''Karstodes:''' [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids Are you really allowed to portray such violence in a children's theatre game?]]\\
'''Grand Provost Marshall:''' I'd be disappointed if it ''didn't!'' Gotta get the youth up in arms about ''VIOLENNNNCE!''
* Sir Wamri attempts to avenge his companion by slaying the ogre, and though he's out of normal charge range, he declares he's taking advantage of the oil trail left by Benny to move faster. Magnus lets him try with a hefty penalty, Wamuudes declares he's putting his faith in "[[CallBack the liver of the dice]]" and... fails and faceplants. But wait, the Emperor says he'll use the force of Magic Dart to propel Sir Wamri forward!
-->'''Magnus:''' Eh... eh... if you get a critical success, I will allow it.\\
'''Wamuudes:''' My master! Are you going to...?\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Easy-peasy. Reality obeys me, for I am its emperor. One critical success, coming up.]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' Yes! Go, my Emperor! GO, ''GO,'' '''GO,''' '''''GOOOO!'''''\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Magic Dart, away.]]\\
''[the Emperor rolls triple 2's, which unfortunately leads to a critical failure; cue an off-screen chuckle]''\\
'''Magnus:''' You crit-fail Tzeentch's curse.\\
'''The Emperor:''' ''[[[SuddenAnatomy grows an eye back]] for an EyeTake]'' [[AC:[[VoiceoftheLegion FUCK YOU, TZEENTCH]].]]\\
'''Magnus:''' A catastrophic magical mishap occurs, and ''I'' get to decide what happens! '''OH,''' '''''BOY!'''''\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[OhCrap Oh hell no]].]]\\
'''Magnus:''' Well, if it's ''force'' you want, then it's ''force'' you will get!\\
''[cue said magical mishap causing the Shaman-Queen's arm to mutate and elongate]''\\
'''Celestial Shaman Queen:''' '''OH,''' '''''FUUUUUUUUUCK...!'''''\\
''[at that, the now-mutated arm reaches for Sir Wamri's posterior and gives it a hard '''SLAP''']''\\
'''Magnus:''' YOU '''SLAP''' HIS ''KNIGHTLY'' '''''ASS!'''''\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[YouMonster HOW DARE YOU]].]]
** Good news is, this ass-slap still manages to propel Sir Wamri forward hard enough to tear through the ogre. Bad news is that the warped arm doesn't go away.
-->'''Sir Wamri:''' I almost died.\\
'''Celestial Shaman Queen:''' Is my arm just like this now?
** Oh, and the sadistic glee in Magnus' voice during that bit is absolutely ''hilarious.'' It's pretty clear that he's having way too much fun with this.
* With a party member slain, Urban goes storming off the road in search of vengeance.
-->'''Brukham Nougat:''' Right, uh, I guess we'll just... continue on our way--\\
'''Urban:''' '''NO!''' We must avenge the fallen! These creatures have claimed a soul loyal to our cause! We must claim A ''THOUSAND'' OF THEIRS IN RETURN!\\
''[at that, he runs off in a bloodthirsty rage]''\\
'''Bulgo:''' Hey! Hey, where are you goin'?\\
'''Nrod Lagorsson:''' [[CaptainObvious He is running off the road]].\\
'''Sir Wamri:''' Uh... should we follow him?\\
'''Magnus:''' ''No!''\\
''[beat]''\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:We will follow him.]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' ...Yeah.\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' Fun!\\
'''Lord Commander Militant:''' ''[cackling]'' Krakus...\\
'''Lord Provost Major:''' Mmm, cake...\\
''[Magnus slumps forward to the sound of creaking wood]''\\
'''Magnus:''' [[TranquilFury You're all taken hostage immediately]].\\
'''The Tour Guide:''' ''My power'' '''''wanes!'''''
* After being captured by an ogre tribe, the party is led before "The Gorger-Lord," who turns out to be... [[TheBusCameBack Custodisi]] with a crown stuck over his custodian helmet and other assorted ogre armor. And not an {{Expy}} rolled up by Magnus, but the ''actual'' Custodisi who somehow got [[TrappedInAnotherWorld isekai]]'d into the Warhammer World after the Emperor '''DELETE''''d him, and is looking for a powerful wizard to create a portal to another universe so he can go home.
* The Emperor ''finally'' succeeds at a dice roll and manages to convince the ogres that him casting Marsh Lights around a bottomless pit (called the Great Jaw) has made it an interdimensional portal, so they all jump in it... followed by Urban, [[TooDumbtoLive who dove in to finish them off, unwittingly killing himself in the process]]. But just as the remaining party members are looting the camp, a primitive remix of "Awaken" plays, the Gorger-Lord jumps out of the pit, and dive-kicks the Celestial Shaman Queen, cracking her skull.
-->'''Bulgo:''' Hey, this one's... quite powerful.\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' Can we really defeat this creature?\\
'''Magnus:''' [[KillerGameMaster No! You CAN'T!]]\\
'''Rogal:''' That is unfair.\\
'''Lord Provost Major:''' Hey, you can't set us up with an opponent we can't even defeat!\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Magnus is a bad GM.]]\\
'''Magnus:''' You weren't even supposed to ''be here'' in the FIRST PLACE! You were ''supposed'' to protect Magnar Buckethead!\\
'''Master of the Administratum:''' I mean, we ''tried'' doing that, but he just up and died 'cause of the rules! Couldn't you just had 'em... not able to die?\\
'''Magnus:''' ''That would be cheating and I am not going to cheat!'' Nothing about this situation is illegal!\\
'''Grand Provost Marshal:''' You're the one that statted him! If you didn't want him to die, you shouldn't have given him any stats! Rules as written: If it has no statistics, ''it cannot die!''\\
'''Lord Commander Militant:''' I roll to throw shit at Magnus! The bastard can't even run the game right!\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:[[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment Magnus is a bad GM]].]]\\
'''Magnus:''' '''''[[BigShutUp SHUT IT]]!!!'''''
* When the group complains, Magnus strongly suggests they ''[[KnowWhenToFoldEm run]]'' from the unbeatable boss monster. Their response is a mixture of Funny and Awesome.
-->'''Lord-Commander Militant:''' That's an option?\\
'''Magnus:''' ''Yes''. Run away! Go back west! And I'll set you up with a brand new adventure! A ''fair'' one, in the Moot! It'll be fun! You'll have a clean slate! You won't be killed by the guards, you won't be eaten by an ogre, and most importantly, you can ''finally experience a story!'' With ''themes!'' And ''characters!'' You'll be making a brand new mythos in a way! You'll be the centerpiece of a story! Weavers of a tapestry of dreams and jubilation! Just ''run away'', take Father's pseudo-corpse with you, and GO BACK!\\
'''Wamuudes:''' ''No!'' You are ''dishonorable'', Magnus! I will not run to this land of empty promises like a ''coward!'' This may be a [[OffTheRails tram-ride into hell]], but it was forged of our own decisions! ''We'' made this adventure our own, through the pitfalls, [[EpicFail and the mistakes,]] and the {{critical failure}}s, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the destruction of my fabulous knightly bottom!]] But it is ''ours'' - and the fact it is ours, the fact that ''we'' have ''made this'', ''that'' makes it worth ''fighting for!'' [[DefiantToTheEnd I will stay to SPITE you, AND YOUR]] [[RailRoading RAILROADING WAYS!]]\\
(''the rest of the group cheers'')\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:New game goal: spite Magnus.]]\\
'''Magnus:''' Okay, ''fine!'' If you want to fucking DIE, then you shall ''fucking DIE!!''
* The Gorger-Lord turns out to be more or less unkillable, even after some absurd luck lets Sir Wamri chop off his arm, and he gets hit by a leadbelcher and catches on fire... but then the boss gets close enough for the Shaman-Queen to cast a Sleep spell, and it turns out that despite how PurposelyOverpowered the Gorger-Lord is, his Willpower is only a measly 10. '''''10.''''' Apparently, one of Custodisi's major flaws is that he's so WeakWilled that even the ''lowliest baseline human'' has more willpower than what's supposed to be a SuperSoldier to end all Super Soldiers. No wonder he just couldn't stop himself from hitting on Magnus even after all the threats...
** After the sleeping Gorger-Lord is tossed down a pit and the party begins celebrating around the actual tabletop:
--->'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Hey, Magnus.]] [[AC:We won.]]\\
'''Magnus:''' You can't ''win'' in an RPG... ''just like [[ButtMonkey you can't win at life]]...''\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Speak for yourself.]]\\
'''Grand Provost Marshal:''' Yeah, pretty sure we won that one.\\
'''Wamuudes:''' We are a ''victorious'' lot.\\
'''Karstodes:''' Yeah, that was really neat, how we ''won'' and stuff.\\
'''The Emperor:''' [[AC:Even whilst our Game Master constantly tried to have us murdered, we won.]]\\
'''Wamuudes:''' Not even a spiteful '''god''' could stop ''our'' mighty party!\\
'''Karstodes:''' Ha! He's- he's... he's less a god, and... more, uh... more like... a ''chicken!'' '''CHICKEN GOD!'''\\
''[cue laughter from Wamuudes and the Lord Provost Marshal]''\\
'''Grand Provost Marshal:''' Chicken! Because he looks like a bird...\\
'''Rogal:''' Degrading chicken noises.\\
'''Magnus:''' OKAY, ''NO!'' '''THAT'S IT!''' '''''[[RocksFallEverybodyDies YOUR CHARACTERS ARE ALL DELETED]]!'''''
** ...but somehow, deleting the ''Tome of the Parallel'' ends up summoning the surviving characters onto the Imperial Table.
-->'''Wamuudes:''' ...Greetings. Welcome to Hell.\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Sir Wamri:''' ''[[SarcasmMode Thank you]].''
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