History Funny / IWannaBeTheGuy

* Also, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.]] '''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD/DUMBASS!]]'''"

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* Ryu from StreetFighter coming out of absolutely nowhere and hurricane kicking the Kid into a pulp.

* Also, [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.]] '''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!]]'''"

* Also, [[VideoGame/TheLegendofZelda It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.]] '''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!]]'''"

* The fact that, for absolutely no logical reason, touching a ''fruit'' will turn the Kid into a shower of blood and guts. And that's before the fruit falls ''[[SelectiveGravity up]]'' to kill you. And then there's Kayin's explanation: the fruit is so deadly that it has to be boiled three times to remove all the poison, and if you only boil it twice, it turns into a bouncy orb of death as shown in the ''Breakout'' section.

* The fact that, for absolutely no logical reason, touching a ''fruit'' will turn the Kid into a shower of blood and guts. And that's before the fruit falls ''[[SelectiveGravity up]]'' to kill you.

* The boss battle with Dracula replicates the prologue dialogue from ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' word-for-word, with The Kid replacing Richter. And then... [[spoiler:[[PressXToNotDie he throws his wine glass at The Kid, killing him if he doesn't dodge it in time.]]]]

--> [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight BEHOLD]] [[{{Dracula}} MY]] [[OneWingedAngel TRUE FORM,]] [[LargeHam AND DESPAIR!!!]] [[spoiler:*[[ClippedWingAngel Turns into]] [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Waddle Doo]]*]]
* Also, [[VideoGame/TheLegendofZelda It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.]] [[spoiler:'''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!]]''']]"
* The ending, which allows you to [[spoiler:[[KaizoTrap die at the end of the credits]]]]. Probably not so hilarious if you discover it the hard way, though.
** [[spoiler: Oddly enough, the spikes at the bottom '''don't''' kill you]].

* The special death if Kraidgief gets hold of you: [[spoiler:[[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Hokuto Shinken]] [[Franchise/StreetFighter Spinning Piledriver!]]]]

-->'''The Guy:''' [[WhamLine No. Not The Guy]]. [[spoiler: [[TheReveal The]] [[LukeIAmYourFather Father!]]]]

** [[spoiler:[[LukeIAmYourFather "Yes, I]] [[ParodiedTrope did have sex with your mother."]]]]

* The room before the Tetris segment involves a [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2 Snifit]] manning a [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1 Bullet Bill]] cannon. Try to jump into the pit (leading to the Tetris room) without taking him out? [[spoiler: He shoots a ''giant [[AlwaysAccurateAttack undodgeable]] {{death ray}}'' at you.]]

* The special death if Kraidgief gets hold of you: [[spoiler:[[FistOfTheNorthStar Hokuto Shinken]] [[StreetFighter Spinning Piledriver!]]]]
** Kraidgief. The sheer concept of Kraidgief is absolutely hilarious. It's simply what would happen if Kraid from Metroid and Zangief from VideoGame/StreetFighterII did the fusion dance from Manga/DragonBall.

* The funny music from VideoGame/MarioPaint that plays when you get hit by the airplane.

* Didn't escape the room with the Tetris pieces in time? A giant pill from ''VideoGame/DrMario'' smashes you and it fills the whole width of the playing field to boot!

* The room before the Tetris segment involves a Snifit manning a Bullet Bill cannon. Try to jump into the pit (leading to the Tetris room) without taking him out? [[spoiler: He shoots a ''giant undodgeable death ray'' at you.]]

* The room before the Tetris segment involves a Snifit manning a Bullet Bill cannon. Try to jump into the pit (leading to the Tetris room) without taking him out? [[spoiler: He shoots a ''giant undodgeable death ray''at you.]]
A: [[BluntYes Yes.]]

** Kraidgief. The sheer concept of Kraidgief is absolutely hilarious. It's simply what would happen if Kraid from Metroid and Zangief from StreetFighterII did the fusion dance from DragonBall.

--> '''Q: [[YouMonster You're a bastard.]]'''

* In a certain room before Kraidgief, there are some spikes at the bottom of a room, but they cover only a small part of the floor. You'd think you could jump off safely... and if you try, the spikes get up on their legs and place themselves ''right below you''.

-->The Guy: "[[WhamLine No. Not The Guy]]. [[spoiler: [[TheReveal THE]] [[LukeIAmYourFather FATHER]]!]]
-->The Kid: '''[[BigWhat "WHAT"]]'''

* In a certain level (before Kraidgief, IIRC), there are some spikes at the bottom of a room, but they cover only a small part of the floor. You'd think you could jump off safely... and if you try, the spikes get up on their legs and place themselves ''right below you''.

* The funny music from MarioPaint that plays when you get hit by the airplane.

* Didn't escape the room with the Tetris pieces in time? A giant pill from DrMario smashes you and it fills the whole width of the playing field to boot!

* The boss battle with Dracula replicates the prologue dialogue from ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' word-for-word, with The Kid replacing Richter. And then... [[spoiler:[[[PressXToNotDie he throws his wine glass at The Kid, killing him if he doesn't dodge it in time.]]]]

--> [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight BEHOLD]] [[{{Dracula}} MY]] [[OneWingedAngel TRUE FORM,]] [[LargeHam AND DESPAIR!!!]] [[spoiler:*[[ClippedWingAngel Turns into]] [[{{Kirby}} Waddle Doo]]*]]

* The ending, which allows you to [[spoiler:[[KaizoTrap die at the end of the credits]]]].

* Also, "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. [[spoiler:'''[[YetAnotherStupidDeath YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!]]''']]"

** Kraidgief. The sheer concept of Kraidgief is absolutely hilarious.

* The funny music from Mario Paint that plays when you get hit by the airplane.

* Didn't escape the room with the Tetris pieces in time? A giant pill from Dr.Mario smashes you and it fills the whole width of the playing field to boot!

* The boss battle with Dracula replicates the prologue dialogue from ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' word-for-word, with The Kid replacing Richter. And then... [[spoiler:he throws his wine glass at The Kid, killing him if he doesn't dodge it in time.]]

* The boss battle with Dracula replicates the prologue dialogue from ''{{Castlevania}}: Symphony of the Night'' word-for-word, with The Kid replacing Richter. And then... [[spoiler:he throws his wine glass at The Kid, killing him if he doesn't dodge it in time.]]

--> [[CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight BEHOLD]] [[{{Dracula}} MY]] [[OneWingedAngel TRUE FORM,]] [[LargeHam AND DESPAIR!!!]] [[spoiler:*[[ClippedWingAngel Turns into]] [[{{Kirby}} Waddle Doo]]*]]

--> [[CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight BEHOLD]] [[{{Dracula}} MY]] [[OneWingedAngel TRUE FORM,]] [[LargeHam AND]] [[LookOnMyWorksYeMightyAndDespair DESPAIR!!!]] [[spoiler:*[[ClippedWingAngel Turns into]] [[{{Kirby}} Waddle Doo]]*]]

** This editor actually ''convinced'' someone to take the sword once. It's even funnier in third person.

** [[RunningGag They're actually more like giant cherries.]]

** My reaction: "Oh, nice, fucking Windows... WAIT A SEC! I HAVE WINDOWS 7!"
* The funny music that plays when you get hit by the airplane.
** It's actually from Mario Paint.
* "Die, monster!-! WHOZAWHAT? YOU?!"

-->The Guy: "No. Not The Guy. [[spoiler: THE [[LukeIAmYourFather FATHER]]!]]

* Didn't escape the room with the Tetris pieces in time? A giant pill from Dr. Mario smashes you and it fills the whole width of the playing field to boot!
* In a certain level (before Kraidgief, IIRC), there are some spikes at the bottom of a room, but they cover only a small part of the floor. You'd think you could jump off safely... and if you try, ''the spikes get up on their legs and place themselves '''right below you'''.''