History Funny / Hogfather

17th Apr '16 1:18:43 PM Ulkomaalainen
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*** Followed by Nobby's unadalterated glee at the AutomaticCrossbow he got.

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*** Followed by Nobby's unadalterated unadultered glee at the AutomaticCrossbow he got.
28th Sep '15 9:50:45 PM LBHills
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** He then cures Hex of its Bursar-grade madness by "giving it" lots of Dried Frog Pills.

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** He then cures Hex of its Bursar-grade madness by "giving it" lots entering the following data: "Lots of Dried Frog Pills.Frorg Pills".
28th Sep '15 9:48:47 PM LBHills
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* The sequence where the (er) Real Hogfather takes over the "Mall Santa" equivalent is outstanding.

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* The sequence where the (er) Real real (or rather, less false) Hogfather takes over the "Mall Santa" equivalent is outstanding.
8th Aug '15 5:57:39 PM LentilSandEater
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* What? No mention of Death getting stuck in the iron stove? It's especially funny in the live-action adaptation thanks to Death's deadpan voice.

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* What? No mention of Death getting stuck in the iron stove? stove. It's especially funny in the live-action adaptation thanks to Death's deadpan voice.
3rd Jul '15 2:04:09 AM NanoMoose
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** Death having trouble with the fake beard and looking to thin on account of being a skeleton in a suit

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** Death having trouble with the fake beard and looking to too thin on account of being a skeleton in a suitsuit with a pillow stuffed down his shirt. It doesn't even make him look fat, just normal-ish.



-->'''Death''': (tallying the sherries so far) [[AC: one million, eight hundred thousand, seven hundred and six. And sixty eight thousand, three hundred and nineteen pork pies. And one turnip.]]

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-->'''Death''': (tallying ''(tallying the sherries so far) [[AC: one far)'' [[AC:One million, eight hundred thousand, seven hundred and six. And sixty eight thousand, three hundred and nineteen pork pies. And one turnip.]]



-->''A violent death is the '''last''' thing that will happen to you.''

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-->''A -->A violent death is the '''last''' ''last'' thing that will happen to you.''



-->'''Ridcully:''' ''(Pointing dramatically upwards)'' To the laundry!

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-->'''Ridcully:''' ''(Pointing ''(pointing dramatically upwards)'' To the laundry!



** This is possibly a callback to The Light Fantastic in which the Wizards follow a reality altering spell up through the various floors of the University, each time shouting "Quick! To the (Insert floor above name here)"

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** This is possibly a callback to The Light Fantastic in which the Wizards follow a reality altering spell up through the various floors of the University, each time shouting "Quick! To the (Insert (insert floor above name here)"here)."



* Death disguising himself as a Snowman when he arrives to deal with the Auditors.

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* Death disguising himself as a Snowman snowman when he arrives to deal with the Auditors.
13th Mar '15 8:55:47 AM AceOfScarabs
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** He then cures Hex of its Bursar-grade madness by "giving it" lots of Dried Frog Pills.
25th Dec '14 6:42:44 PM MrDeath
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--->'''Death''': (tallying the sherries so far) [[AC: one million, eight hundred thousand, seven hundred and six. And sixty eight thousand, three hundred and nineteen pork pies. And one turnip.]]

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--->'''Death''': -->'''Death''': (tallying the sherries so far) [[AC: one million, eight hundred thousand, seven hundred and six. And sixty eight thousand, three hundred and nineteen pork pies. And one turnip.]]
13th Dec '13 9:38:44 PM LoneHoundoom
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** Which is followed by an argument between Death and Albert about how much to give a poor child, and containing perhaps the greatest LiteralMinded joke ever:
-->'''Death''':[[AC: Please enlighten me. What is so important about having a pot to piss in?]]
8th Nov '13 12:48:56 PM charlessage
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* The restaurant staff making a complete menu based on boots and laces.

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* The restaurant staff making a complete menu based on boots boots, laces and laces.mud by describing the dishes in [[FrenchCuisineIsHaughty Quirmian.]]
** One chef draws the line at "Café de la térre" that's just mud and hot water.
-->'''Chef''': Surely they'll spot that!
-->'''Manager''': They haven't yet.
19th Oct '13 11:49:52 AM jordanish
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-->'Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?' When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks, and one of them said, 'We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts...'

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-->'Possibly the gods exist, and possibly they do not. So why believe in them in any case? If it's all true you'll go to a lovely place when you die, and if it isn't then you've lost nothing, right?' When he died he woke up in a circle of gods holding nasty-looking sticks, and one of them said, 'We're going to show you what we think of Mr Clever Dick in these parts...''
* Death disguising himself as a Snowman when he arrives to deal with the Auditors.
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