History Funny / Hellsing

* Jan's AxCrazy shooting rampage, and what he recites during this:

* For me it was his hilarious call in the TV series to Integra and the Round Table:

-->'''Imamura:''' I tell ya, [[FridgeBrilliance when I was in]] [[SecondSinoJapaneseWar Manchuria]], we sure didn't have any guns like that!

* In OVA 6, Integra cowing a member of the Iscariot Organization into lighting her cigar. The calm way she gives the command, the funny music that starts up, and the way she wiggles the cigar in her mouth as if to say "well, come on" makes it hilarious. To clarify, the Iscariot Organization hates the Hellsing Organization with a passion. And despite the soldier being armed, she obliges with great pain to her pride. If that wasn't enough, Integra then convinces Anderson, who is commanding the group of ''extreme Brit-hating Catholics'' to escort her home. [[EvenEvilHasStandards He may hate her, but he's not gonna let a virgin lady walk home by herself!]]

* In OVA 6, Integra cowing a member of the Iscariot Organization into lighting her cigar. To clarify, the Iscariot Organization hates the Hellsing Organization with a passion. And despite the soldier being armed, she obliges with great pain to her pride. If that wasn't enough, Integra then convinces Anderson, who is commanding the group of ''extreme Brit-hating Catholics'' to escort her home. [[EvenEvilHasStandards He may hate her, but he's not gonna let a virgin lady walk home by herself!]]

* That entire scene is hilarious. The entire cast try and [[HamToHamCombat out-ham]] each other. Comedy gold.

--->'''Jan''': (''smokes one of Integra's cigars'') "'''Fuck,''' these are some fine cigars! Like, all bourgeois and shit. I mean, come on, that's just fucked up! People are starving in the world, '''and she's wasting money on this?!'''"

--->'''Jan''': (''smokes one of Integra's cigars'') "'''Fuck,''' these are some fine cigars! Like, all bourgeois and shit. I mean, come on, that's just fucked up! People are starving in the world, '''and she's wasting money on this?'''"

--->'''Jan''': (''smokes one of Integra's cigars'') "''Fuck,'' these are some fine cigars! Like, all bourgeois and shit. I mean, come on, that's just fucked up! People are starving in the world, '''and she's wasting money on this?'''"

* Near the end of the manga; Integra's exaggerated account of [[spoiler: Lord Penwood's]] HeroicSacrifice. Could also be considered a Heartwarming Moment, as she's speaking to his grandson.

-->'''Seras''':"Also, [Mr. Bernandote], [[ItMakesSenseInContext can you please not smoke inside of me?]]"
* In OVA 7 when the remaining Wild Geese are trapped in the conference room, one soldier screams in dispair: ''How are we supposed to fight nazi-vampire?!''. Which is both hillarious and unnerving.

** We also see that in the credits of OVA 6, (with Magnolia playing) along with another funny scene involving '''ZORIN BLITZ''' of all people. A bunch of Millenium foot soldiers fight over a corpse that they plan on having for dinner, frustrating and irritating Zorin, and she slices the body in four seperate scenes. This troper likes "hearing" (it was in a talk balloon so I use the word loosly) "Try not to make a scene at supper."
* After you finish watching the epilogue for OVA 5, you're treated to a hilarious preview for OVA 6 with Alucard griping over having little to no screen time in the next two OVAs, and at the end, you're treated to a picture with... "Church of England Pro Wrestling." I snickered at the sight of it.

** Let's just face it, Jan is [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02ZHokFT92w a walking, talking CMOF.]]

** We also see that in the credits of OVA 6, (with Magnolia playing) along with another funny scene involving '''ZORIN BLITZ''' of all people. A bunch of Millenium foot soldiers fight over a corpse that the plan on having for dinner, frustrating and irritating Zorin, and she slices the body in four seperate scenes. This troper likes "hearing" (it was in a talk balloon so I use the word loosly) "Try not to make a scene at supper."

** The scene where she has be locked in her coffin for the flight to Brazil (because apparently fledgling vampires can't survive crossing the ocean unprotected), screaming and yelling all the while until Alucard simply tells her to shut up. And she meekly does.

* The Manga, Volume 11, Seras posing in red hat and coat: "Look! I'm imitating master!"

* When one of the Major's subordinates expresses a desire to not go charging at Alucard's familiar army because it would needlessly sacrifice the lives of the troops, the Major pulls out a gun and shoots at the guy at point-blank range. And misses every shot, causing Doc to wonder how the Major got into the S.S. in the first place.

** Plus there's also that part of volume 2/OVA episode 2 with Seras snapping over the fact that, as a vampire, she would be sleeping in a coffin from now on. What really sent her screaming was how her normal bed was trashed and thrown away in favor of said coffin.