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* After the first Sammael attack, Hellboy and Myers hide behind a dumpster to reload the Samaritan. Hellboy then finds a huge disgusting detached thing on his arm from Sammael's tongue.
-->'''Myers''': ''(clearly freaked out)'' What the hell is that thing?!
-->'''Hellboy''': ''(calmly pries it off, pauses)'' Let me go ask. ''(hands it to Myers, who smacks it away in horror)''
-->'''Myers''': ''(clearly freaked out)'' What the hell is that thing?!
-->'''Hellboy''': ''(calmly pries it off, pauses)'' Let me go ask. ''(hands it to Myers, who smacks it away in horror)''
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* "Gonna be sore in the mornin'."
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* TheStinger, full throttle.
* Everything involving the dead guy Hellboy wakes up to navigate the tombs.
-->'''Corpse''': If I had legs, I'd kick your ass!
-->'''Hellboy''': ''(to the agent next to him)'' Would you mind holding this guy for a while? He is ''so'' negative.
* ..."SPARKY?! Who came up with that? Myers?"
* Though it crosses over with NightmareFuel, Liz's call to Hellboy when they find Sammael's nest is still funny.
-->'''Liz''': ''(through gritted teeth)'' Marco. MARCO, ''MARCO''. Get your big red butt over here.
* Some excellent CrossesTheLineTwice humor when Hellboy first finds Sammael.
-->'''Hellboy''': Seven guards, plus belts and boots? Man. Gonna need some heavy fiber to move ''that'' out.
* "I'm not a very good shot, but the Samaritan here uses REALLY big bullets."
* Manning has some quality snarking at the museum crime scene.
-->'''Abe''': Professor! They were here.
-->'''Manning''': Who was here? Nixon? Hoodini? Jimmy Hoffa? Who?
* Everything involving the dead guy Hellboy wakes up to navigate the tombs.
-->'''Corpse''': If I had legs, I'd kick your ass!
-->'''Hellboy''': ''(to the agent next to him)'' Would you mind holding this guy for a while? He is ''so'' negative.
* ..."SPARKY?! Who came up with that? Myers?"
* Though it crosses over with NightmareFuel, Liz's call to Hellboy when they find Sammael's nest is still funny.
-->'''Liz''': ''(through gritted teeth)'' Marco. MARCO, ''MARCO''. Get your big red butt over here.
* Some excellent CrossesTheLineTwice humor when Hellboy first finds Sammael.
-->'''Hellboy''': Seven guards, plus belts and boots? Man. Gonna need some heavy fiber to move ''that'' out.
* "I'm not a very good shot, but the Samaritan here uses REALLY big bullets."
* Manning has some quality snarking at the museum crime scene.
-->'''Abe''': Professor! They were here.
-->'''Manning''': Who was here? Nixon? Hoodini? Jimmy Hoffa? Who?
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** The part where Manning is complaining about Hellboy being photographed, and the first few we see are the usual grainy "what is that red thing in the distance?" shots... then Manning goes, "He ''posed'' for this one!" holding up a photo with Hellboy giving a thumbs up and a goofy grin. And then he walks off muttering, "God I hate YouTube."
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* "I'm not a baby; I'm a tumor."
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* Liz informing Hellboy that [[spoiler: she's pregnant with twins.]] The look in his eyes just sells it.
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* Liz informing Hellboy that [[spoiler: she's [[spoiler:she's pregnant with twins.]] The look in his eyes just sells it.
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* Another contender: "[[DrowningOurRomanticSorrows Can't Smile Without You]]". Without a doubt the greatest duet ever put to film.
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* Another contender: "[[DrowningOurRomanticSorrows Can't Smile Without You]]". Without a doubt the greatest duet ever put to film.film, you're not even sure what you're supposed to do when they start ''singing'' in a ''Hellboy'' movie. Laugh? Cry? Run away? What?
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* Liz informing Hellboy that [[spoiler: she's pregnant with twins. twins.]] The look in his eyes just sells it.
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* Hellboy punches out a goblin for trying to eat cats, the thing is that the goblin is currently disguised as an old lady and he knocks her right out of her orthopedic shoes.
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* "I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right."
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* Hellboy gets run over by a train, and the axles keep hitting his horn stubs. By the time the train is gone, the stubs are red-hot. And then he scorches his hand on them.
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* Myers: I am ''not'' pure of heart! Abe: ''(interrupting)'' Yes you are.
* Myers hands Hellboy a grenade belt. His response: "I didn't get you anything".
* Myers hands Hellboy a grenade belt. His response: "I didn't get you anything".
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* "Now God has a tree in his neck."neck" from ''Almost Colossus''.
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-->Hellboy: Uh uh, second date, NO TONGUE!" (grabs demon's tongue hurls and uses it to smash demon through a wall)
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* Then there's the moment in "Wake the Devil" where Hellboy is fitted with the B.P.R.D.'s latest jetpack, assured that it's "new and improved," and then thrown out of a plane before he has a chance to argue. He subsequently clicks the button to activate the jetpack... and keeps clicking it as he falls, with zero results, [[spoiler: until the final click, which causes the jetpack to explode]].
-->'''Hellboy''': ''New and improved, my ass.''
-->'''Hellboy''': ''New and improved, my ass.''
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** He then proceeds to mutter this to himself repeatedly, apparently trying to give himself the determination to make the jump to the next building. He jumps, hangs in the air for a second, and then goes "Oh, crap!" as he realizes he's coming up short.
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* Liz informing Hellboy that she's pregnant with twins. The look in his eyes just sells it.
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** This part where Manning is complaining about Hellboy being photographed, and the first few we see are the usual grainy "what is that red thing in the distance?" shots... then Manning goes, "He ''posed'' for this one!" holding up a photo with Hellboy giving a thumbs up and a goofy grin. And then he walks off muttering, "God I hate YouTube."
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** This The part where Manning is complaining about Hellboy being photographed, and the first few we see are the usual grainy "what is that red thing in the distance?" shots... then Manning goes, "He ''posed'' for this one!" holding up a photo with Hellboy giving a thumbs up and a goofy grin. And then he walks off muttering, "God I hate YouTube."
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** My favorite This part is from the beginning, when where Manning is complaining about Hellboy being photographed, and the first few we see are the usual grainy "what is that red thing in the distance?" shots... then Manning goes, "He ''posed'' for this one!" holding up a photo with Hellboy giving a thumbs up and a goofy grin. And then he walks off muttering, "God I hate YouTube."
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Liz: I have a set of magic eyes!\\
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Goblin: I have no pants. (Entire lower half is missing.)\\
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* The whole scene on the rooftop when Hellboy stalks Liz and Myers, snarking every occasion he gets, only to freeze because Liz [[SeriousBusiness took Myers' picture]].
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* Hellboy. Payphone. "IT'S FOR YOU!!" (SMASH!)
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--->'''Hellboy''': Look, Kraut...\\
'''Krauss''': That's KRAUSS! With a double S!\\
'''Hellboy''': "SS"... [[AllGermansAreNazis riiighhhtt]].
* Another contender: "[[DrowningOurRomanticSorrows Can't Smile Without You]]".
** Which the flick eventually elevates to "cool" status by re-including it in the credits, providing a sort of punchline for the movie itself.
* Manning slowly losing his mind.
** My favorite part is from the beginning, when Manning is complaining about Hellboy being photographed, and the first few we see are the usual grainy "what is that red thing in the distance?" shots... then Manning goes, "He ''posed'' for this one!" holding up a photo with Hellboy giving a thumbs up and a goofy grin. And then he walks off muttering, "God I hate YouTube."
* The part where, no thanks to Krauss's extra-thick accent, his pronunciation of "focus" made it sound like a dirty word.
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* Hellboy eating...[[strike: pancakes]] [[strike:pancakes]] pamcakes ...gave us this sequence as three demons come to the realization of what has occurred: "It occurred:
-->"It is theboy...boy... He has eaten the pancake" "He pancake."
-->"He will never come back to usnow" "Truly...now."
-->"Truly... this is our blackesthour"hour."
* The following scene from "Box Full of Evil". ItMakesSenseInContext, but it does not change how it's hilarious.
-->'''Abe Sapien''': Is that a [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkey?]]
-->'''Hellboy''': ''He's got a gun!''
* From "The Iron Prometheus":
-->'''Lobster Johnson''': Mr. Sacks, does [[PoweredArmour that thing]] fly?
-->'''Jim Sacks''': ''(Looks at him like he's an idiot)'' No.
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-->'''Abe Sapien''': Is that a [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkey?]]
-->'''Hellboy''': ''He's got a gun!''
* From "The Iron Prometheus":
-->'''Lobster Johnson''': Mr. Sacks, does [[PoweredArmour that thing]] fly?
-->'''Jim Sacks''': ''(Looks at him like he's an idiot)'' No.
