History Funny / GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

* The trailer suddenly dropping Blue Swede's "Hooked on a Feeling" as its music. Fitting, as it's depicted being on Star-Lord's Walkman. Made even better because when it drops it serves as the background music to a montage of ''action scenes.''

** An alien prison guard is curious as to what the walkman is and places the headphones on his ears, so Star-Lord just casually shimmies through a closing gate, ready to kick ass in handcuffs if need be.

* The lining up of the team during their arrest, as seen on the main film page. Peter is yawning, Groot's looking around curiously, and Rocket is standing in a BadassArmFold, or at least it would look badass [[BadassAdorable if he weren't just three feet tall]]. Not to mention the hilariously out of place [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0fOvlyv9U Blue Swede music]]. It ends up looking like the worst [[VFormationTeamShot Team Shot]] ever.
* The poster's tagline is "You're Welcome"

* The lining up of the team during their arrest, as seen on the main film page. Peter is yawning, Groot's looking around curiously, and Rocket is standing in a BadassArmFold, or at least it would look badass [[BadassAdorable if he weren't just three feet tall]]. Not to mention the hilariously out of place [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0fOvlyv9U Blue Swede music]]. It ends up looking like the worst [[VFormationTeamShot Team Shot]] ever.

* In the first trailer, Star-Lord flipping the bird only to have it covered up by the scanners with an "obscene gesture alert". Remember, this is a Disney movie.

* When Peter Quill is arrested, he introduces himself as "Star-Lord" as if he expects everyone to know that name. He is visibly disappointed when Korath just responds with a "who?" and a shrug.

-->'''Other soldier''': What a bunch of [[GoshDangItToHeck a-holes.]]

** A n alien prison guard is curious as to what the walkman is and places the headphones on his ears, so Star-Lord just casually shimmies through a closing gate, ready to kick ass in handcuffs if need be.

** A Nova Corps guard is curious as to what the walkman is and places the headphones on his ears, so Star-Lord just casually shimmies through a closing gate, ready to kick ass in handcuffs if need be.

** Drax curious as to what the walkman is and places the headphones on his ears, all while Star-Lord is ready to kick his ass if he needs to.

* The lining up of the team during their arrest, as seen on the main film page. Peter is yawning, Groot's looking around curiously, and Rocket is standing in a BadassArmFold, or at least it would look badass [[BadassAdorable if he weren't just three feet tall]]. Not to mention the hilariously out of place [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0fOvlyv9U Blue Swede music]]. It ends up looking like the worst ever VFormationTeamShot.

* The lining up of the team during their arrest, as seen on the main film page. Peter is yawning, Groot's looking around curiously, and Rocket is standing in a BadassArmFold, or at least it would look badass [[BadassAborable if he weren't just three feet tall]]. Not to mention the hilariously out of place [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0fOvlyv9U Blue Swede music]]. It ends up looking like the worst ever VFormationTeamShot.

* The lining up of the team during their arrest, as seen on the main film page. Peter is yawning, Groot's looking around curiously, and Rocket is standing in a BadassArmFold, or at least it would look badass he weren't just three feet tall. Not to mention the hilariously out of place [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0fOvlyv9U Blue Swede music]]. It ends up looking like the worst ever VFormationTeamShot.

* The lining up of the team during their arrest. Peter is yawning, Groot's looking around curiously, and Rocket is standing in a BadassArmFold, or at least it would look badass he weren't just three feet tall. Not to mention the hilariously out of place [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj0fOvlyv9U Blue Swede music]]. It ends up looking like the worst ever VFormationTeamShot.

* The lining up of the team during their arrest. Peter is yawning, Groot's looking around curiously, and Rocket is standing in a BadassArmFold, or at least it would look badass he weren't just three feet tall. It ends up looking like the worst ever VFormationTeamShot.

-->'''Other soldier''': What a bunch of [[GoshDangItToHeck a-holes.]]

-->'''Profiler''': They call themselves the "Guardians of the Galaxy."

* From V3. As Star-Lord and Rocket Raccoon are rescuing Abigale Brand, Rocket Raccoon dives into an army of Thanos' soldiers shouting "Blammo! Murdered you!" a catchphrase that Brian Bendis tried to associate with the character in earlier books with negative reaction from the fans. At that moment, both Star-Lord and Brand tell Rocket that they both find his new catchphrase annoying and disturbing.

* In the first trailer, Star-lord flipping the bird only to have it covered up by the scanners with an "obscene gesture alert". Remember, this is a Disney movie.
** Even funnier, is that ''before'' he flips the bird, the scanners have already covered up his hand with the text "OBSCENE GESTURE IMMINENT" appearing.

* The trailer suddenly dropping Blue Swede's "Hooked on a Feeling" as its music. Fitting, as it's depicted being on Star-Lord's Walkman.

* When Peter Quill is arrested, he introduces himself as "Star-Lord" as if he expects everyone to know that name. He is visibly disappointed when Korath just responds with a "who?" and a shrug.

* In the first trailer, Starlord flipping the bird only to have it covered up by the scanners with an "obscene gesture alert". Remember, this is a Disney movie.

* When Peter Quill is arrested, he introduces himself as "Starlord" as if he expects everyone to know that name. He is visibly disappointed when Korath just responds with a "who?" and a shrug.

* Rocket's profile during his incarceration states that he "has a tendency to bite".

* The trailer suddenly dropping Blue Swede's "Hooked on a Feeling" as its music. Fitting, as it's depicted being on Star-Lord's Walkman.

* In the first trailer, Starlord flipping the bird only to have it covered up by the scanners with an "obscene gesture alert". Remember, this is a Disney movie.

!!The Film

* According to Maximus the Mad, [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/821841.html Groot is a scientific genius]].

* From V3. As Star-Lord and Rocket Raccoon are rescuing Abigale Brand, Rocket Raccoon dives into an army of Thanos' soldiers shouting "Blammo! Murdered you!" a catchphrase that Brian Bendis tried to associate with the character in earlier books with negative reaction from the fans. At that moment, both Star-Lord and Brand tell Rocket that they both find his new catchphrase annoying and disturbing.

* From V3. As Star-Lord and Rocket Raccoon are rescuing Abigale Brand, Rocket Raccoon dives into an army of Thanos' soldiers shouting "Blammo! Murdered you!" a catchphrase that Brian Bendis tried to associate with the character with negative reaction from the fans. At that moment, both Star-Lord and Brand tell Rocket that they both find his new catchphrase annoying and disturbing.

-Star-Lord:This is what we were formed to stop?

-Rocket Raccoon:Yes. It. Is.

( {{Beat}} )

-Star-Lord:We can do this right?

-Rocket Raccoon:Don't spoil the moment.