History Funny / GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

22nd May '17 7:54:56 PM ChaoticNovelist
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*** All of this becomes [[FunnyAneurysmMoment unfunny]] when you realize ''why'' he has it. [[spoiler: The Walkman has a mixtape given to him by his late mother. Cue tears.]]
17th May '17 2:58:23 AM Lost-Luggage
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** Even though Quill is masked at the time, you could tell he's pretty much thinking WTF and even staring at Drax briefly as if to say "Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this."

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** Even though Quill is masked at the time, you could tell he's pretty much thinking WTF and even staring at Drax briefly as if to say "Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this." Drax, for his part, just nods and keep smiling, as if to say "I know! Isn't it great?"
12th May '17 5:06:52 AM outlander2012
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** When Rocket explains to Quill that [[spoiler: he needs the prisoner's prosthetic leg]], he adds "Lord knows I don't need the rest of him, look at him, he's useless." If you also listen closely, [[spoiler: you can hear Rocket trying to contain a chuckle when he says "prosthetic leg", trying not to give away his prank]].

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** When Rocket explains to Quill that [[spoiler: he needs the prisoner's prosthetic leg]], he adds "Lord knows I don't need the rest of him, look at him, he's useless." If you also listen closely, [[spoiler: you can hear Rocket trying to contain a chuckle when he says "prosthetic leg", trying not to give away his prank]]. There's also his delighted sniggering when a rather unimpressed Quill remarks he had to give the prisoner 30,000 units in exchange for the leg.
5th May '17 10:31:42 AM FordPrefect
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** Peter's "[[ReallyGetsAround Jackson Pollock painting]]" line is funny on its own, but it's even funnier from a meta perspective. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Marvel put a semen joke in a PG-13 movie]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity and got away with it]]''.



'''Quill''': [[BrickJoke ''Finally'']].
** Worth mentioning is the look of just pure satisfaction on Peter's face as he says "Finally". He's been trying to damn hard to get people to call him Star Lord.

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'''Quill''': [[BrickJoke ''Finally'']].''[[BrickJoke Finally]]''.
** Worth mentioning is the look of just pure satisfaction on Peter's face as he says "Finally". He's been trying to too damn hard to get people to call him Star Lord.



* Peter's "[[ReallyGetsAround Jackson Pollock painting]]" line is funny on its own, but it's even funnier from a meta perspective. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Marvel put a semen joke in a PG-13 movie]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity and got away with it]]''.



* Groot and Drax manage to guilt trip Rocket to helping them save Gamora and Quill from the Ravagers. His reaction is priceless.

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* Groot and Drax manage to guilt trip Rocket to into helping them save Gamora and Quill from the Ravagers. His reaction is priceless.



'''Quill''': It's a general expression for killing someone, *turns to other prisoner* you've heard of this, you've seen this, you know what this is, right?\\

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'''Quill''': It's a general expression for killing someone, *turns ''turns to other prisoner* prisoner'' you've heard of this, you've seen this, you know what this is, right?\\



'''Drax''': Do not ever call me a thesaurus.

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'''Drax''': Do not ever [[CallingMeALogarithm call me a thesaurus.thesaurus]].



* Also, before joining the gang in the Watchtower, Drax refers to Quill as "One Who Has Lain With a Aaskavarian" (because that's the only thing he knows about Quill)

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* Also, before joining the gang in the Watchtower, Drax refers to Quill as "One Who Has Lain With a an Aaskavarian" (because that's the only thing he knows about Quill) Quill):
5th May '17 10:24:10 AM FordPrefect
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* Peter and Gamora discuss dancing.
-->'''Gamora''': I'm a warrior, an assassin. I don't dance.\\
'''Peter''': Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called ''Film/{{Footloose}}''. And in it, a great hero -- named Creator/KevinBacon -- teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.\\
'''Gamora''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who put the sticks up their butts?]]\\
'''Peter''': No, that's just an expression--\\
'''Gamora''': [[AndThatsTerrible That is cruel.]]



** Gamora's reaction is hilarious as well.

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** Gamora's reaction [[ComicallyMissingThePoint reaction]] is hilarious as well.



'''Quill''': It's an expression--\\
'''Gamora''': That is cruel.

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'''Quill''': It's '''Peter''': No, that's just an expression--\\
'''Gamora''': [[AndThatsTerrible That is cruel.]]
3rd May '17 8:14:21 AM MisterDrBob2
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* Star-Lord learns that Rocket knows about Ebay.
-->'''Star-Lord:''' Where'd all these extra loonies come from?\\
'''Rocket:''' I'm gonna say Ebay?\\
'''Star-Lord:''' How do you know about Ebay? And where's Adam?\\
'''Rocket:''' He blasted on ahead with the green 'n means. And why wouldn't I know about Ebay? Where you think I got my collector's edition of ''{{Film/Beaches}}''?
2nd Apr '17 5:24:21 PM ilovehirohamada
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* At one point during the escape, Rocket goes back for his clothes and complains, "Oh, they rolled it into a ball, that's rude! They folded yours!"

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* At one point during the escape, Rocket goes back for his clothes and complains, "Oh, they rolled it "They crumpled my pants into a ball, that's rude! They folded yours!"
27th Feb '17 10:10:30 AM SilverSupernova
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* In an issue of ''Guardians Team-Up'', Rocket Teams up with Deadpool to help take care of a huge list of spacefaring bounty hunters who Deadpool has pissed off over the years. After luring the two to one of Cable's bunkers, Deadpool leads Rocket to what he promises will be an armory filled to the brim with future guns. When they enter the room, Deadpool realized he made a wrong turn and ended up in wardrobe instead. Said wardrobe consisted of nothing but belts and pouches.
15th Feb '17 9:53:32 PM FordPrefect
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** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Drax watches Groot the entire time he removes the fuse box, almost looking like he's wondering why nobody's stopping him.]]

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** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Drax watches Groot the entire time he removes he's heading over to remove the fuse box, almost looking like he's wondering why nobody's stopping him.]]
13th Feb '17 4:41:48 AM TrueBlue170
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'''Peter''': Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called ''Film/{{Footloose}}''. And in it, a great hero named Kevin Bacon teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.\\

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'''Peter''': Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called ''Film/{{Footloose}}''. And in it, a great hero -- named Kevin Bacon Creator/KevinBacon -- teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.\\
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