History Funny / GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

18th Nov '17 12:44:14 AM Hjortron18
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[Quill winds up his finger and [[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]] at the screen which reads: OBSCENE GESTURE ALERT]\\

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[Quill ''[Quill winds up his finger and [[FlippingTheBird flips the bird]] at the screen which reads: OBSCENE GESTURE ALERT]\\ALERT]''\\



'''Rocket:''' ''(shaking his head in resignation)'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ... Or we could just get it]] ''[[OhCrap first]]'' [[IndyPloy and improvise.]]

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'''Rocket:''' ''(shaking ''[shaking his head in resignation)'' resignation]'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ... Or we could just get it]] ''[[OhCrap first]]'' [[IndyPloy and improvise.]]



-->'''Drax:''' My Orloni has won, as I win at all things! Now, let's put more of this liquid into our bodies!
-->'''Rocket:''' That's the first thing you said that wasn't batshit crazy!

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-->'''Drax:''' My Orloni has won, as I win at all things! Now, let's put more of this liquid into our bodies!
-->'''Rocket:'''
bodies!\\
'''Rocket:'''
That's the first thing you said that wasn't batshit crazy!



'''Rocket''': ''Twelve percent?'' (laughs)\\

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'''Rocket''': ''Twelve percent?'' (laughs)\\''[laughs]''\\



'''Groot''': [''In a "to be fair..." tone''] [[PokemonSpeak I]] ''[[PokemonSpeak am]]'' [[PokemonSpeak Groot.]]\\

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'''Groot''': [''In ''[In a "to be fair..." tone''] tone]'' [[PokemonSpeak I]] ''[[PokemonSpeak am]]'' [[PokemonSpeak Groot.]]\\



'''Peter''': ''Thank'' you, Groot! Thank you! [''pats him on the shoulder''] See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.\\
'''Groot''': [eating a leaf off his own shoulder]\\
'''Peter''': [FacePalm]

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'''Peter''': ''Thank'' you, Groot! Thank you! [''pats '']pats him on the shoulder''] shoulder]'' See? Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.\\
'''Groot''': [eating ''[eating a leaf off his own shoulder]\\
shoulder]''\\
'''Peter''': [FacePalm]''[FacePalm]''



(Quill hands him his Walkman; Drax looks dumbfounded)\\

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(Quill ''[Quill hands him his Walkman; Drax looks dumbfounded)\\dumbfounded]''\\



--->'''Quill:''' [after Gamora refuses] Okay, taking it back!

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--->'''Quill:''' [after ''[after Gamora refuses] refuses]'' Okay, taking it back!



--->'''Quill:''' Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know how this machine worked. (''tries to put finger away. Fails'')

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--->'''Quill:''' Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know how this machine worked. (''tries ''[tries to put finger away. Fails'')Fails]''



--> '''Rocket''': Ah, what the hell. [[FurryReminder I haven't got that long a lifespan anyway]]. ''([[{{Beat}} Rocket then stands up]])'' [[LampshadeHanging Now I'm standing. Y'all happy? We're all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle.]]

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--> '''Rocket''': Ah, what the hell. [[FurryReminder I haven't got that long a lifespan anyway]]. ''([[{{Beat}} ''[[[{{Beat}} Rocket then stands up]])'' up]]]'' [[LampshadeHanging Now I'm standing. Y'all happy? We're all standing up now. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle.]]



-->'''Quill''': She betrayed Ronan. He's coming back for her. And when he does, that's when you...[makes visual shorthand for slitting his throat]\\

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-->'''Quill''': She betrayed Ronan. He's coming back for her. And when he does, that's when you...[makes ''[makes visual shorthand for slitting his throat]\\throat]''\\



(Drax shoots a DeathGlare)\\

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(Drax ''[Drax shoots a DeathGlare)\\DeathGlare]''\\



'''Groot:''' [unintelligible grunting]\\

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'''Groot:''' [unintelligible grunting]\\''[unintelligible grunting]''\\



--> '''The Collector''': (''to Groot'') That your pet?\\

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--> '''The Collector''': (''to Groot'') ''[to Groot]'' That your pet?\\



'''Nova Prime:''' (''with an exasperated expression'') I ''mean,'' do you believe that he's here to help?

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'''Nova Prime:''' (''with ''[with an exasperated expression'') expression]'' I ''mean,'' do you believe that he's here to help?



'''Broker:''' (sounding much more distraught) The high-end community is a very tight-knit--\\

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'''Broker:''' (sounding ''[sounding much more distraught) distraught]'' The high-end community is a very tight-knit--\\



--> '''Saal''': (''rolls his eyes, totally deadpan'') I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster.

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--> '''Saal''': (''rolls ''[rolls his eyes, totally deadpan'') deadpan]'' I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster.
16th Nov '17 6:18:17 AM Chilliwack
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* Just when it looks like the team is going to have to deal with another whole squad of enemies after defeating Korath, Groot suddenly extends one of his arms out into a long vine that impales a whole row of mooks, using them as a bludgeon [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill to batter the rest of the mob into submission]], roaring like an enraged beast all the while... and when he's done, looks back toward his companions with a huge, hopeful 'did I do good?' grin.

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* Just when it looks like the team is going to have to deal with another whole squad of enemies after defeating Korath, Groot suddenly extends one of his arms out into a long vine that impales a whole row of mooks, using them as a bludgeon [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill to batter the rest of the mob into submission]], roaring like an enraged beast all the while... and when he's done, looks back toward his companions with a huge, hopeful 'did I do good?' grin.grin, pictured above.
4th Oct '17 1:32:21 PM Zerukin
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* Yondu and Kraglin musing that Quill turned out all right and that they made the right decision to "adopt" him instead of handing him over to [[spoiler:his father]], who Yondu calls a "[[HarsherIndHindsight jackass]]".

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* Yondu and Kraglin musing that Quill turned out all right and that they made the right decision to "adopt" him instead of handing him over to [[spoiler:his father]], who Yondu calls a "[[HarsherIndHindsight "[[{{Foreshadowing}} jackass]]".
30th Sep '17 4:44:41 PM kquinn0830
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** Meta Humor: Kevin Bacon actually saw the film and thought the joke was hilarious.
30th Sep '17 4:36:06 PM Typos
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*** Made even better: this is the tech genius who thinks it's cool to leave moon-exploding bombs lying around the deck (or possibly [[NotHelpingYourCase put it in a box]]), and even he is batshit terrified of what the stone can do.
26th Sep '17 1:59:55 AM Agent_B
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* Yondu and one of his lieutenants musing that Quill turned out all right and that they made the right decision to "adopt" him instead of handing him over to [[spoiler:his father]], who Yondu calls a "[[HarsherIndHindsight jackass]]".
** Which gets a callback in the sequel: [[spoiler: Yondu's first line towards Peter's father is "Hey, jackass!"]]

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* Yondu and one of his lieutenants Kraglin musing that Quill turned out all right and that they made the right decision to "adopt" him instead of handing him over to [[spoiler:his father]], who Yondu calls a "[[HarsherIndHindsight jackass]]".
** Which gets a callback in the sequel: [[spoiler: Yondu's first line towards Peter's father is "Hey, "Hey there, jackass!"]]
10th Sep '17 3:20:55 PM Typos
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** The [[spoiler: robotic eye]] gets a Callback in the sequel, when [[spoiler: Baby Groot brings it to Rocket and Yondu while they're imprisoned. Despite not requesting it, Rocket is, of course, delighted.]]


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** Which gets a callback in the sequel: [[spoiler: Yondu's first line towards Peter's father is "Hey, jackass!"]]
27th Aug '17 4:47:10 AM krimzonflygon2
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* Yondu and one of his lieutenants musing that Quill turned out all right and that they made the right decision to "adopt" him instead of handing him over to [[spoiler:his father]], who Yondu calls a "jackass".

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* Yondu and one of his lieutenants musing that Quill turned out all right and that they made the right decision to "adopt" him instead of handing him over to [[spoiler:his father]], who Yondu calls a "jackass"."[[HarsherIndHindsight jackass]]".
11th Aug '17 4:39:28 AM Chilliwack
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* Just when it looks like the team is going to have to deal with another whole squad of enemies after defeating Korath, Groot suddenly extends one of his arms out into a long vine that impales a whole row of mooks, using them as a bludgeon [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill to batter the rest of the mob into submission]]... and when he's done, looks back toward his companions with a huge, hopeful 'did I do good?' grin.

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* Just when it looks like the team is going to have to deal with another whole squad of enemies after defeating Korath, Groot suddenly extends one of his arms out into a long vine that impales a whole row of mooks, using them as a bludgeon [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill to batter the rest of the mob into submission]]...submission]], roaring like an enraged beast all the while... and when he's done, looks back toward his companions with a huge, hopeful 'did I do good?' grin.
30th Jun '17 6:19:50 PM omegafire17
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* Before their improvised escape from prison, Quill asks Gamora how much her buyer was willing to pay for the Orb, as a means to get them all on the same side. Keep in mind that Rocket had previously stated Quill's bounty (40K) would make him and Groot rich.

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* Before their improvised escape from prison, Quill asks Gamora how much her buyer was willing to pay for the Orb, as a means to get them all on the same side. Keep in mind that Rocket had previously stated Quill's bounty (40K) - 40,000 units - would make him and Groot rich.




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** Even better, Gamora is barely fazed by how large an amount that seems to be. Since she's not surprised by Rocket and Quill's reactions to this statement, simply continuing to explain the particulars, it's clear that she knows the value and yet is simply apathetic to it.
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