History Funny / GuardiansOfTheGalaxy

11th Aug '17 4:39:28 AM Chilliwack
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* Just when it looks like the team is going to have to deal with another whole squad of enemies after defeating Korath, Groot suddenly extends one of his arms out into a long vine that impales a whole row of mooks, using them as a bludgeon [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill to batter the rest of the mob into submission]]... and when he's done, looks back toward his companions with a huge, hopeful 'did I do good?' grin.

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* Just when it looks like the team is going to have to deal with another whole squad of enemies after defeating Korath, Groot suddenly extends one of his arms out into a long vine that impales a whole row of mooks, using them as a bludgeon [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill to batter the rest of the mob into submission]]...submission]], roaring like an enraged beast all the while... and when he's done, looks back toward his companions with a huge, hopeful 'did I do good?' grin.
30th Jun '17 6:19:50 PM omegafire17
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* Before their improvised escape from prison, Quill asks Gamora how much her buyer was willing to pay for the Orb, as a means to get them all on the same side. Keep in mind that Rocket had previously stated Quill's bounty (40K) would make him and Groot rich.

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* Before their improvised escape from prison, Quill asks Gamora how much her buyer was willing to pay for the Orb, as a means to get them all on the same side. Keep in mind that Rocket had previously stated Quill's bounty (40K) - 40,000 units - would make him and Groot rich.




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** Even better, Gamora is barely fazed by how large an amount that seems to be. Since she's not surprised by Rocket and Quill's reactions to this statement, simply continuing to explain the particulars, it's clear that she knows the value and yet is simply apathetic to it.
27th May '17 10:56:38 AM Discar
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* In the All-New Guardians of the Galaxy first two issues are packed with comedy.

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* In the All-New Guardians of the Galaxy first two issues are packed with comedy.



* The First Trailer of Awesomeness gives us… [[http://moviepilot.com/posts/2014/02/19/wanted-the-guardians-of-the-galaxy-1243166?lt_source=external,manual The Line Up]].

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* The First Trailer of Awesomeness gives us… us... [[http://moviepilot.com/posts/2014/02/19/wanted-the-guardians-of-the-galaxy-1243166?lt_source=external,manual The Line Up]].



*** His profile states that he "has a tendency to bite”… just as the fuzzball snarls and spits at the screen.

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*** His profile states that he "has a tendency to bite”… bite"... just as the fuzzball snarls and spits at the screen.



-->'''Garthan Saal''': What the hell…\\

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-->'''Garthan Saal''': What the hell…\\hell...\\



* [[Creator/GlennClose Nova Prime]] calling the Kree ambassador a prick after he refuses to publicly denounce Ronan's terrorist actions. Her whole character is the epitome of a dignified, decorated leader for the Nova Corps…and even ''she'' [[NotSoAboveItAll falls victim to this movie's sense of humor.]]

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* [[Creator/GlennClose Nova Prime]] calling the Kree ambassador a prick after he refuses to publicly denounce Ronan's terrorist actions. Her whole character is the epitome of a dignified, decorated leader for the Nova Corps…and Corps... and even ''she'' [[NotSoAboveItAll falls victim to this movie's sense of humor.]]
27th May '17 7:34:42 AM gregorian
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* In the All-New Guardians of the Galaxy first two issues are packed with comedy.
22nd May '17 7:54:56 PM ChaoticNovelist
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*** All of this becomes [[FunnyAneurysmMoment unfunny]] when you realize ''why'' he has it. [[spoiler: The Walkman has a mixtape given to him by his late mother. Cue tears.]]
17th May '17 2:58:23 AM Lost-Luggage
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** Even though Quill is masked at the time, you could tell he's pretty much thinking WTF and even staring at Drax briefly as if to say "Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this."

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** Even though Quill is masked at the time, you could tell he's pretty much thinking WTF and even staring at Drax briefly as if to say "Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this." Drax, for his part, just nods and keep smiling, as if to say "I know! Isn't it great?"
12th May '17 5:06:52 AM outlander2012
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** When Rocket explains to Quill that [[spoiler: he needs the prisoner's prosthetic leg]], he adds "Lord knows I don't need the rest of him, look at him, he's useless." If you also listen closely, [[spoiler: you can hear Rocket trying to contain a chuckle when he says "prosthetic leg", trying not to give away his prank]].

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** When Rocket explains to Quill that [[spoiler: he needs the prisoner's prosthetic leg]], he adds "Lord knows I don't need the rest of him, look at him, he's useless." If you also listen closely, [[spoiler: you can hear Rocket trying to contain a chuckle when he says "prosthetic leg", trying not to give away his prank]]. There's also his delighted sniggering when a rather unimpressed Quill remarks he had to give the prisoner 30,000 units in exchange for the leg.
5th May '17 10:31:42 AM FordPrefect
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** Peter's "[[ReallyGetsAround Jackson Pollock painting]]" line is funny on its own, but it's even funnier from a meta perspective. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Marvel put a semen joke in a PG-13 movie]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity and got away with it]]''.



'''Quill''': [[BrickJoke ''Finally'']].
** Worth mentioning is the look of just pure satisfaction on Peter's face as he says "Finally". He's been trying to damn hard to get people to call him Star Lord.

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'''Quill''': [[BrickJoke ''Finally'']].''[[BrickJoke Finally]]''.
** Worth mentioning is the look of just pure satisfaction on Peter's face as he says "Finally". He's been trying to too damn hard to get people to call him Star Lord.



* Peter's "[[ReallyGetsAround Jackson Pollock painting]]" line is funny on its own, but it's even funnier from a meta perspective. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Marvel put a semen joke in a PG-13 movie]] ''[[RefugeInAudacity and got away with it]]''.



* Groot and Drax manage to guilt trip Rocket to helping them save Gamora and Quill from the Ravagers. His reaction is priceless.

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* Groot and Drax manage to guilt trip Rocket to into helping them save Gamora and Quill from the Ravagers. His reaction is priceless.



'''Quill''': It's a general expression for killing someone, *turns to other prisoner* you've heard of this, you've seen this, you know what this is, right?\\

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'''Quill''': It's a general expression for killing someone, *turns ''turns to other prisoner* prisoner'' you've heard of this, you've seen this, you know what this is, right?\\



'''Drax''': Do not ever call me a thesaurus.

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'''Drax''': Do not ever [[CallingMeALogarithm call me a thesaurus.thesaurus]].



* Also, before joining the gang in the Watchtower, Drax refers to Quill as "One Who Has Lain With a Aaskavarian" (because that's the only thing he knows about Quill)

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* Also, before joining the gang in the Watchtower, Drax refers to Quill as "One Who Has Lain With a an Aaskavarian" (because that's the only thing he knows about Quill) Quill):
5th May '17 10:24:10 AM FordPrefect
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* Peter and Gamora discuss dancing.
-->'''Gamora''': I'm a warrior, an assassin. I don't dance.\\
'''Peter''': Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called ''Film/{{Footloose}}''. And in it, a great hero -- named Creator/KevinBacon -- teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.\\
'''Gamora''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Who put the sticks up their butts?]]\\
'''Peter''': No, that's just an expression--\\
'''Gamora''': [[AndThatsTerrible That is cruel.]]



** Gamora's reaction is hilarious as well.

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** Gamora's reaction [[ComicallyMissingThePoint reaction]] is hilarious as well.



'''Quill''': It's an expression--\\
'''Gamora''': That is cruel.

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'''Quill''': It's '''Peter''': No, that's just an expression--\\
'''Gamora''': [[AndThatsTerrible That is cruel.]]
3rd May '17 8:14:21 AM MisterDrBob2
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* Star-Lord learns that Rocket knows about Ebay.
-->'''Star-Lord:''' Where'd all these extra loonies come from?\\
'''Rocket:''' I'm gonna say Ebay?\\
'''Star-Lord:''' How do you know about Ebay? And where's Adam?\\
'''Rocket:''' He blasted on ahead with the green 'n means. And why wouldn't I know about Ebay? Where you think I got my collector's edition of ''{{Film/Beaches}}''?
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