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* Professor Parker has to coach Max over the phone on how to deactivate a bomb in "Stakeout On Blue Mist Mountain":
-->'''Professor:''' You need to remove the flange from the plutonium core. Do you know what I'm talking about?!
-->'''Max:''' I'm familiar with the word "remove."
-->'''Professor:''' You need to remove the flange from the plutonium core. Do you know what I'm talking about?!
-->'''Max:''' I'm familiar with the word "remove."
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-->'''Chief:''' It ''was''' hers, Max! ''(holds up a pair of pantyhose)'' Unless there's something about Busby we don't know about!
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-->'''Chief:''' It ''was''' ''was'' hers, Max! ''(holds up a pair of pantyhose)'' Unless there's something about Busby we don't know about!
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* The beginning of "Closely Watched Planes":
-->'''Chief:''' I don't believe it, I just don't believe it! I send you on a simple mission -- to protect Busby and a briefcase ''crammed'' with top secret information -- and all we've got to show for your work is his flight bag!
-->'''Max:''' You're lucky you got that, Chief. I had to fight an old lady at the baggage counter for it -- she said it was hers.
-->'''Chief:''' It ''was''' hers, Max! ''(holds up a pair of pantyhose)'' Unless there's something about Busby we don't know about!
-->'''Chief:''' I don't believe it, I just don't believe it! I send you on a simple mission -- to protect Busby and a briefcase ''crammed'' with top secret information -- and all we've got to show for your work is his flight bag!
-->'''Max:''' You're lucky you got that, Chief. I had to fight an old lady at the baggage counter for it -- she said it was hers.
-->'''Chief:''' It ''was''' hers, Max! ''(holds up a pair of pantyhose)'' Unless there's something about Busby we don't know about!
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-->'''Siegfried''': I can't. My wife said she'll kill me if I ever take it off.
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-->'''Siegfried''': I can't. My wife said she'll kill me if I ever take it off.
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* Max's and 99's antics in "Too Sire With Love." They're protecting a foreign king who looks exactly like Max by hiding him in their apartment. Max gets paranoid-jealous, so he tests 99 by pretending to be the king and hitting on her. When 99 finds out it's Max, she gets back at him by pretending to still be in the dark and flirting right back. Later, Max finds out ''she'' found out and gets back at ''her'' by pretending she was wrong and that she had her hands and lips all over the real king all along. Oh, these two were made for each other!
* Max's and 99's antics in "Too Sire With Love." They're protecting a foreign king who looks exactly like Max by hiding him in their apartment. Max gets paranoid-jealous, so he tests 99 by pretending to be the king and hitting on her. When 99 finds out it's Max, she gets back at him by pretending to still be in the dark and flirting right back. Later, Max finds out ''she'' found out and gets back at ''her'' by pretending she was wrong and that she had her hands and lips all over the real king all along. Oh, these two were made for each other!
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--> "damn."
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--> "damn."Damn."
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* 99's reaction to discovering Max fell out of the plane without his parachute:
--> "damn."
--> "damn."
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* Max being bugged:
--> '''Max''': did you say SEIGFREEEEEED?! ''(loudness causes 99 to bonk her head on the ceiling)''
--> '''Max''': did you say SEIGFREEEEEED?! ''(loudness causes 99 to bonk her head on the ceiling)''
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* "Chief, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I dunno. Are you thinking: 'Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head'? If so, then yes."
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* "Chief, The scene where Max and Chief are driving through a golf cource.
-->'''Max''': I can't get over the fact that [[spoiler:23 is a traitor]].
-->'''Chief''': Sandtrap!
-->''(The car drives through a sandtrap.)''
-->'''Max''': Now I know how you must have felt when you thought I was a traitor. It is demoralizing.
-->'''Chief''': Tractor!
-->''(The car grazes a tractor.)''
-->'''Max''': I don't know how I missed it. I'm usually very observant.
-->'''Chief''': ''SWORDFISH!''
-->''(The car crashes through a fish stand with a fake swordfish as a decoration, and stops in front of a airfield.)''
-->'''Max''': Chief, are you thinking what I'mthinking?" "I thinking?
-->'''Chief''': I dunno. Are you thinking: 'Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head'? If so, then yes."
-->'''Max''': I can't get over the fact that [[spoiler:23 is a traitor]].
-->'''Chief''': Sandtrap!
-->''(The car drives through a sandtrap.)''
-->'''Max''': Now I know how you must have felt when you thought I was a traitor. It is demoralizing.
-->'''Chief''': Tractor!
-->''(The car grazes a tractor.)''
-->'''Max''': I don't know how I missed it. I'm usually very observant.
-->'''Chief''': ''SWORDFISH!''
-->''(The car crashes through a fish stand with a fake swordfish as a decoration, and stops in front of a airfield.)''
-->'''Max''': Chief, are you thinking what I'm
-->'''Chief''': I dunno. Are you thinking: 'Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head'? If so, then yes.
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* Max and Siegfried are disarming themselves as a show of good faith.
-->'''Max''': Suicide pill. (''adds it to the pile'')
-->'''Siegfried''': Suicide ring (''shows a ring on his hand'')
-->'''Max''': Aren't you going to add it to the pile?
-->'''Siegfried''': I can't. My wife said she'll kill me if I ever take it off.
-->'''Max''': Suicide pill. (''adds it to the pile'')
-->'''Siegfried''': Suicide ring (''shows a ring on his hand'')
-->'''Max''': Aren't you going to add it to the pile?
-->'''Siegfried''': I can't. My wife said she'll kill me if I ever take it off.
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. [[ThatCameOutWrong Squeeze the lemon]].
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. [[ThatCameOutWrong Squeeze the lemon]].
lemon.
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-->'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') [[DoubleEntendre He was holding the map up!!]]
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-->'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') [[DoubleEntendre He was holding the map up!!]]up!!
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** A few minutes later, the Chief shows Max a map of the United States covered in pins representing identified KAOS agents. Max is confused by something:
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** A few minutes later, the Chief shows Max a map of the United States covered in pins pushpins representing identified KAOS agents. Max is confused by something:Max, however notices that:
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-->(''Max removes the pin through Manitoba. The map falls to the floor, pins scattering everywhere''.)
-->'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') He was holding the map up!!
-->'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') He was holding the map up!!
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-->(''Max removes the pin through that is on Manitoba. The map falls to the floor, pins scattering everywhere''.)
-->'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') [[DoubleEntendre He was holding the mapup!!up!!]]
-->'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') [[DoubleEntendre He was holding the map
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* Agent 99 and Max ditch their motorcycle in a small village. 99 says they need to find a car that isn't conspicuous. Max glazes over a few old and beat-up models of various kinds, and looks inside a garage, and sees something that he thinks is perfect. [[GilliganCut Cuts]] to them driving down a country road in a bright-red and very conspicuous Ferarri.
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* Agent 99 and Max ditch their motorcycle in a small village. 99 says they need to find a car that isn't conspicuous. Max glazes over a few old and beat-up models of various kinds, and looks inside a garage, and sees something that he thinks is perfect. Agent 99 vehemently objects to his choice. [[GilliganCut Cuts]] to them Max and Agent 99 driving down a country road in a bright-red and very conspicuous Ferarri.Ferarri, Max driving and 99 riding shotgun.
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'''Maxwell Smart:''' Will you relax? Since the fall of Communism, everybody has one of these here.
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'''Maxwell Smart:''' Will you relax? ''relax''? Since the fall of Communism, everybody has one of these here.
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-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh, my god! ''[turns Max around so that he's facing her, and recognizes him as the guy she just crashed into while jogging]'' You!
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-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh, my god! God! ''[turns Max around so that he's facing her, and recognizes him as the guy she just crashed into while jogging]'' You!
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-->''[Cut to Max sitting in a bulkhead seat near the lavatory. 99 sits down across the aisle from him]''
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I never said dusty.
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I never said dusty."dusty".
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' No handcuffs can contain me. Excuse me, violent sky marshal!
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' No handcuffs can contain me. ''[speaks up]'' Excuse me, violent sky marshal!
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. Squeeze the lemon.
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. [[ThatCameOutWrong Squeeze the lemon.lemon]].
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Oh, my Lord, ''you'' are Agent 99? I am a ''huge'' fan!
-->'''Agent 99:''' Thank you.
-->'''Agent 99:''' Thank you.
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. I have to "squeeze the lemon".
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. I have to "squeeze Squeeze the lemon".lemon.
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* When Dalip swings from the exploding base over to the apartment building across the street, he crashes through the window of an apartment where an elderly woman and her son are watching a movie that just happens to be in the middle of an explosion scene. The son and his mom seem to mistake the sounds of the explosions going on outside (and the crash right behind them) as being the movie's surround sound system.
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* When Dalip swings from the exploding base over to the apartment building across the street, he crashes through the window of an apartment where an elderly woman and her son are watching a movie that ''Film/BatmanBegins'', which just happens to be in the middle of an explosion scene. The son and his mom seem to mistake the sounds of the explosions going on outside (and the crash right behind them) as being the movie's TV surround sound system.
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* Siegried's FreudianExcuse:
-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought me a sled. Why, Smart?! Why did she never buy me a sled?! ({{Beat}}) Maybe it's because we were living in Florida?
-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought me a sled. Why, Smart?! Why did she never buy me a sled?! ({{Beat}}) Maybe it's because we were living in Florida?
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* Max requests the Cone of Silence, which works perfectly.
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx!
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx! coccyx!
-->''[Cut to Max sitting in a bulkhead seat near the lavatory. 99 sits down across the aisle from him]''
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Well, you were no help at all.
-->'''Agent 99:''' How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I never said dusty.
-->''[Cut to Max sitting in a bulkhead seat near the lavatory. 99 sits down across the aisle from him]''
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Well, you were no help at all.
-->'''Agent 99:''' How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I never said dusty.
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-->'''Agent 99:''' Are you going to be ok with your handcuffs?
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-->'''Agent 99:''' Are you going to be ok okay with your handcuffs?
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*Max requests the Cone of Silence, which works perfectly.
*During the flight, Max sees he's got gum on his shoe:
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Oh great, I have gum on the bottom of my new shoes. ''[pulls out a matchbox and starts removing the gum with a match]''
-->'''Passenger 1:''' Hey! He's trying to light his shoe!
-->'''Passenger 2:''' It's a shoe bomb! Get him!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' No, it's gum.
-->'''Lady 1:''' Gun?
-->'''Lady 2:''' He's got a gun!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' No... GUUUMM!
-->''[the air marshal tackles him to the floor]''
-->'''Air Marshal:''' Air Marshal! You're under arrest!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx!
**So that he can get into the lavatory to escape:
-->'''Agent 99:''' Are you going to be ok with your handcuffs?
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' No handcuffs can contain me. Excuse me, violent sky marshal!
-->'''Air Marshal:''' What do you want?
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. I have to "squeeze the lemon".
*During the flight, Max sees he's got gum on his shoe:
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Oh great, I have gum on the bottom of my new shoes. ''[pulls out a matchbox and starts removing the gum with a match]''
-->'''Passenger 1:''' Hey! He's trying to light his shoe!
-->'''Passenger 2:''' It's a shoe bomb! Get him!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' No, it's gum.
-->'''Lady 1:''' Gun?
-->'''Lady 2:''' He's got a gun!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' No... GUUUMM!
-->''[the air marshal tackles him to the floor]''
-->'''Air Marshal:''' Air Marshal! You're under arrest!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx!
**So that he can get into the lavatory to escape:
-->'''Agent 99:''' Are you going to be ok with your handcuffs?
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' No handcuffs can contain me. Excuse me, violent sky marshal!
-->'''Air Marshal:''' What do you want?
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. I have to "squeeze the lemon".
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-->''[Max wanders in, cautiously, to take a look, when suddenly, he feels 99 [[ClickHello a pistol to the back of his head]]]''
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-->''[Max wanders in, cautiously, to take a look, when suddenly, he feels 99 [[ClickHello a pistol to the back of his head]]]''
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* After the Chief got into a brawl with the Vice President, it is revealed that one of the other officials present recorded the fight on his camera phone and sent it to the President, who thought it was ''hilarious''.
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* After the Chief got into a brawl with the Vice President, it is revealed that one of the other officials present recorded the fight on his camera phone and sent it to the President, who thought it was ''hilarious''. Sure, we don't see the actual incident, but the impressed reactions that Agents 23 and 99 have sell everything.
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'''Maxwell Smart:''' Will you relax? With the fall of Communism, everybody has one of these here.
** Then they pass a couple of farmers. One lets out a PrecisionFStrike at seeing the Ferarri, while his wife immediately whips out a camera-phone and takes a picture.
** Then they pass a couple of farmers. One lets out a PrecisionFStrike at seeing the Ferarri, while his wife immediately whips out a camera-phone and takes a picture.
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'''Maxwell Smart:''' Will you relax? With Since the fall of Communism, everybody has one of these here.
** Then they pass a couple of farmers. Onelets out a PrecisionFStrike at seeing the Ferarri, says, "[[PrecisionFStrike Holy shit! A Ferrari!]]", while his wife immediately whips out a camera-phone and takes a picture.
** Then they pass a couple of farmers. One
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-->''[Max wanders in, cautiously, to take a look, when suddenly, he feels 99 [[ClickHello put her gun to the back of his head]]]''
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-->''[Max wanders in, cautiously, to take a look, when suddenly, he feels 99 [[ClickHello put her gun a pistol to the back of his head]]]''
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-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh, my god! ''[turns Max around so that he's facing her, and recognizes him as the guy she just ran into while jogging]'' You!
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-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh, my god! ''[turns Max around so that he's facing her, and recognizes him as the guy she just ran crashed into while jogging]'' You!
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-->'''Agent 99:''' I'm Agent 99.
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* Agent 99 and Max ditch their motorcycle in a small village. 99 says they need to find a car that isn't conspicuous. Max glazes over a few old and beat-up models of various kinds, and looks inside a barn, and sees something that he thinks is perfect. [[GilliganCut Cuts]] to them driving down a country road in a bright-red and very conspicuous Ferarri.
-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh yeah, we are really under the radar now.\\
-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh yeah, we are really under the radar now.\\
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* Agent 99 and Max ditch their motorcycle in a small village. 99 says they need to find a car that isn't conspicuous. Max glazes over a few old and beat-up models of various kinds, and looks inside a barn, garage, and sees something that he thinks is perfect. [[GilliganCut Cuts]] to them driving down a country road in a bright-red and very conspicuous Ferarri.
-->'''Agent 99:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, we are really under the radarnow.now]].\\
-->'''Agent 99:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah, we are really under the radar
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Bruce! Lloyd! What happened here... and what is that ungodly smell?
-->'''Lloyd:''' ''[whimpering]'' Fear!
-->''[Max wanders in, cautiously, to take a look, when suddenly, he feels 99 [[ClickHello put her gun to the back of his head]]]''
-->'''Agent 99:''' Freeze.
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Freeze.
-->'''Agent 99:''' No, you freeze!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' You freeze.
-->'''Agent 99:''' I told you to freeze!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Freeze, times infinity.
-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh, my god! ''[turns Max around so that he's facing her, and recognizes him as the guy she just ran into while jogging]'' You!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' You.
-->'''Agent 99:''' Are you CONTROL?
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I am Maxwell Smart. I am a CONTROL analyst. Who are you? ''[beat]''
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Bruce! Lloyd! What happened here... and what is that ungodly smell?
-->'''Lloyd:''' ''[whimpering]'' Fear!
-->''[Max wanders in, cautiously, to take a look, when suddenly, he feels 99 [[ClickHello put her gun to the back of his head]]]''
-->'''Agent 99:''' Freeze.
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Freeze.
-->'''Agent 99:''' No, you freeze!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' You freeze.
-->'''Agent 99:''' I told you to freeze!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' Freeze, times infinity.
-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh, my god! ''[turns Max around so that he's facing her, and recognizes him as the guy she just ran into while jogging]'' You!
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' You.
-->'''Agent 99:''' Are you CONTROL?
-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I am Maxwell Smart. I am a CONTROL analyst. Who are you? ''[beat]''
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* After Chief got into a brawl with the Vice President, it is revealed that one of the other officials present recorded the fight on his camera phone and sent it to the President, who thought it was ''hilarious''.
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* Agent 99 and Max ditch their motorcycle in a small village. 99 says they need to find a car that isn't conspicuous. Max glazes over a few old and beat-up models of various kinds, and looks inside a barn, and sees something that he thinks is perfect. [[GilliganCut Cuts]] to them driving down a country road in a bright-red and very conspicuous Ferarri.
-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh yeah, we are really under the radar now.\\
'''Maxwell Smart:''' Will you relax? With the fall of Communism, everybody has one of these here.
**Then they pass a couple of farmers. One lets out a PrecisionFStrike at seeing the Ferarri, while his wife immediately whips out a camera-phone and takes a picture.
-->'''Agent 99:''' Oh yeah, we are really under the radar now.\\
'''Maxwell Smart:''' Will you relax? With the fall of Communism, everybody has one of these here.
**Then they pass a couple of farmers. One lets out a PrecisionFStrike at seeing the Ferarri, while his wife immediately whips out a camera-phone and takes a picture.
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* "Chief, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I dunno. Are you thinking: 'Holy shit, holy shit, a swordfish almost went through my head'? If so, then yes."
* "Knockout gas, 99? Please. I have trained my body to be impervious to -- ''that's the new stuff''." THUD
* After Max has been arrested under suspicion of being TheMole, he demands to know how they think he could do it:
-->'''Agent 99:''' You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity.\\
'''Agent 23:''' You conveniently killed Kristick before anybody could question him.\\
'''Chief:''' And there's a little matter of you [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking stoving my head in with a fire extinguisher]]!\\
'''Max:''' I said I was sorry! You just didn't hear because you were in a mini-coma.
* "Knockout gas, 99? Please. I have trained my body to be impervious to -- ''that's the new stuff''." THUD
* After Max has been arrested under suspicion of being TheMole, he demands to know how they think he could do it:
-->'''Agent 99:''' You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity.\\
'''Agent 23:''' You conveniently killed Kristick before anybody could question him.\\
'''Chief:''' And there's a little matter of you [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking stoving my head in with a fire extinguisher]]!\\
'''Max:''' I said I was sorry! You just didn't hear because you were in a mini-coma.
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* Max has just met Hymie and is on assignment with him at a fancy party, unaware that Hymie is a robot. Wanting to be inconspicuous, Max tells Hymie, "Do exactly what I do." Hymie proceeds to exactly mirror every single move Max makes, drawing the attention of ''everyone'' in the room.
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* I might have the amounts wrong, but there's an episode where Max insists on using the cone of silence to ask for a raise of $100. The Chief is furious about this:
-->'''The Chief:''' I can't believe you'd use (the Cone of Silence) just to ask me for a raise of $100!
-->'''Max:''' [[RunningGag Would you believe]]...[[RefugeInAudacity $200]]?
-->'''The Chief:''' I can't believe you'd use (the Cone of Silence) just to ask me for a raise of $100!
-->'''Max:''' [[RunningGag Would you believe]]...[[RefugeInAudacity $200]]?
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* From the movie:
-->'''Max''': I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
-->'''[[BigBad Siegfried]]''': I don't believe you.
-->'''Max''': Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?
-->'''Siegfriend''': No.
-->'''Max''': How about Chuck Norris with a BB-gun?
-->'''Max''': I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
-->'''[[BigBad Siegfried]]''': I don't believe you.
-->'''Max''': Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?
-->'''Siegfriend''': No.
-->'''Max''': How about Chuck Norris with a BB-gun?
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* From the movie:
-->'''Max''': I think it's only fair to warn you, this facility is surrounded by a highly trained team of 130 Black Op Snipers.
-->'''[[BigBad Siegfried]]''': I don't believe you.
-->'''Max''': Would you believe two dozen Delta Force Commandos?
-->'''Siegfriend''': No.
-->'''Max''': How about Chuck Norris with a BB-gun?
* "Oh my God, you and 23? I am ''so'' sexually threatened right now!"
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-->'''[[BigBad Siegfried]]''' I don't believe you.
-->'''[[BigBad Siegfried]]''' I don't believe you.
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-->'''[[BigBad
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-->'''Siegfriend''': No
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-->'''Siegfriend''': NoNo.
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-->'''Max''': What’s this guy doing up here in Manitoba?
-->(''Max removes the pin through Manitoba. The map falls to the floor, pins scattering everywhere.'')
-->'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') He was holding the map up!!
-->(''Max removes the pin through Manitoba. The map falls to the floor, pins scattering everywhere.'')
-->'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') He was holding the map up!!
to:
-->'''Max''': What’s What's this guy doing up here in Manitoba?
-->(''Max removes the pin through Manitoba. The map falls to the floor, pins scatteringeverywhere.'')
everywhere''.)
-->'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') He was holding the mapup!!up!!
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-->(''Max removes the pin through Manitoba. The map falls to the floor, pins scattering
-->'''The Chief''': (''exasperated'') He was holding the map
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Changed line(s) 18 (click to see context) from:
-->'''The Chief'': (exasperated) He was holding the map up!!
to:
-->'''The Chief'': (exasperated) Chief''': (''exasperated'') He was holding the map up!!
