History Funny / GetSmart

26th Oct '15 4:19:24 PM Julia1984
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-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought me a sled. Why, Smart?! Why did she never buy me a sled?!

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-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought wouldn't get me a sled. Why, Smart?! sled! Why did wouldn't she never buy get me a sled?! sled, Smart, ''why?!''



-->'''Seigfried''': ({{Beat}}) Do you think maybe it's because we were living in Florida?

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-->'''Seigfried''': ({{Beat}}) Do you think maybe it's it was because we were living lived in Florida?
25th Aug '15 12:15:42 AM WM-R
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-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought me a sled. Why, Smart?! Why did she never buy me a sled?! ({{Beat}}) Maybe it's because we were living in Florida?

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-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought me a sled. Why, Smart?! Why did she never buy me a sled?! sled?!
-->'''Max''': I don't know, Siegfried.
-->'''Seigfried''':
({{Beat}}) Maybe Do you think maybe it's because we were living in Florida?



-->'''Max''': Suicide pill. (''adds it to the pile'')
-->'''Siegfried''': Suicide ring (''shows a ring on his hand'')
-->'''Max''': Aren't you going to add it to the pile?
-->'''Siegfried''': I can't. My wife said she'll kill me if I ever take it off.

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-->'''Max''': Suicide pill. (''adds it
-->'''Seigfried''': May I see? (''Max hands the pill to him'')
-->'''Max''': They're raspberry this month. Wanna try?
-->'''Seigfried''': No thanks.
-->'''Max''': Go ahead. They aren't habit forming.
-->'''Seigfried''': No.
-->'''Max''': (''giving up and adding the pill
to the pile'')
pile'') Where's yours?
-->'''Siegfried''': Suicide ring This (''shows a ring on his hand'')
hand'') is my suicide wedding ring. (''Max reaches for it'') I will have to keep it on.
-->'''Max''': Aren't you going to add A suicide wedding ring? How does it to the pile?
work?
-->'''Siegfried''': I can't. My wife Through my wife. She said she'll kill me if I ever take it off.off, she'll kill me.
27th Aug '14 2:08:20 PM Kasumiwumi
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. ''Squeeze'' the lemon''.

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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. ''Squeeze'' ''Squeeze the lemon''.
27th Aug '14 2:08:06 PM Kasumiwumi
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. ''Squeeze'' the '''''lemon'''''.

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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. ''Squeeze'' the '''''lemon'''''.
lemon''.
27th Aug '14 2:07:30 PM Kasumiwumi
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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. Squeeze the lemon.

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-->'''Maxwell Smart:''' I have to [[DoubleEntendre squeeze the lemon]].''[a nearby couple sigh in disgust]'' You heard me. Squeeze ''Squeeze'' the lemon.
'''''lemon'''''.
31st Mar '14 2:59:50 PM margdean56
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* The scene where Max and Chief are driving through a golf cource.

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* The scene where Max and Chief are driving through a golf cource.course.
31st Mar '14 2:56:00 PM margdean56
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* Siegried's FreudianExcuse:

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* Siegried's Siegfried's FreudianExcuse:
2nd Mar '14 6:58:13 AM Blackjack413
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* the variant on the "missed it by that much" catchphrase that involves a villain jumping out the window with something waiting to break his fall below. (happens at least twice)

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* the The variant on the "missed it by that much" catchphrase that involves a villain jumping out the window with something waiting to break his fall below. (happens at least twice)
2nd Mar '14 6:58:04 AM Blackjack413
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Added DiffLines:

* the variant on the "missed it by that much" catchphrase that involves a villain jumping out the window with something waiting to break his fall below. (happens at least twice)
21st Jan '14 1:30:03 PM Lale
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* Professor Parker has to coach Max over the phone on how to deactivate a bomb in "Stakeout On Blue Mist Mountain":
-->'''Professor:''' You need to remove the flange from the plutonium core. Do you know what I'm talking about?!
-->'''Max:''' I'm familiar with the word "remove."
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