History Funny / GetSmart

9th Feb '18 7:44:10 PM FordPrefect
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** And then the [[EpicFail repeated failure]] of Max trying to escape from his zip-tie cuffs in the plane's bathroom using the [[AwesomeButImpractical crossbow]] in his Swiss-Army [[WhatAnIdiot KNIFE]], only to end up repeatedly skewering himself with the darts, getting hit in through his [[EarAche ear]] and his ''nose''; when he finally shoots through the cuffs, he also [[spoiler: accidentally shoots the button that opens the drop off hatch]].
* After Max, [[spoiler: convinces Dalip to stop trying to kill him and 99 by informing him of and helping him with his failing marriage.]]
[[spoiler: Dalip]]: Her sister's such a bitch.

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** And then the [[EpicFail repeated failure]] of Max trying to escape from his zip-tie cuffs in the plane's bathroom using the [[AwesomeButImpractical crossbow]] in his Swiss-Army [[WhatAnIdiot KNIFE]], only to end up repeatedly skewering himself with the darts, getting hit in through his [[EarAche ear]] and his ''nose''; when he finally shoots through the cuffs, he also [[spoiler: accidentally shoots the button that opens the drop off hatch]].
* After Max, Max [[spoiler: convinces Dalip to stop trying to kill him and 99 by informing him of and helping him with his failing marriage.]]
[[spoiler: Dalip]]: -->'''[[spoiler: Dalip]]''': Her sister's such a bitch.
9th Feb '18 7:41:04 PM FordPrefect
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-->'''Max''': You might as well hand over that gun, Blaster, because this yacht happens to be surrounded by the seventh fleet.

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-->'''Max''': You might as well hand over that gun, Blaster, because this yacht happens to be surrounded by the seventh fleet.Seventh Fleet.



-->'''Maxwell Smart''': Would you believe the ''sixth'' fleet?

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-->'''Maxwell Smart''': Would you believe the ''sixth'' fleet?''Sixth'' Fleet?
9th Feb '18 7:39:50 PM FordPrefect
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-->'''Seigfried''': Do you think maybe it was because we lived in Florida?

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-->'''Seigfried''': -->'''Siegfried''': Do you think maybe it was because we lived in Florida?



-->'''Seigfried''': May I see? (''Max hands the pill to him'')

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-->'''Seigfried''': -->'''Siegfried''': May I see? (''Max hands the pill to him'')



-->'''Seigfried''': No thanks.

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-->'''Seigfried''': -->'''Siegfried''': No thanks.



-->'''Seigfried''': No.

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-->'''Seigfried''': -->'''Siegfried''': No.
30th Jan '18 1:20:12 PM Viira
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--> '''Max''': did you say SEIGFREEEEEED?! ''(loudness causes 99 to bonk her head on the ceiling)''

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--> '''Max''': did Did you say SEIGFREEEEEED?! SIEGFRIEEEEEED?! ''(loudness causes 99 to bonk her head on the ceiling)''
22nd Nov '17 4:48:40 AM MrReviser121
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** And then the [[EpicFail repeated failure]] of Max trying to escape from his zip-tie cuffs in the plane's bathroom using the [[AwesomeButImpractical crossbow]] in his Swiss-Army [[WhatAnIdiot KNIFE]], only to end up repeatedly skewering himself with the darts, getting hit in through his [[EarAche ear]] and his ''nose''; when he finally shoots through the cuffs, he also [[spoiler: accidentally shoots the button that opens the drop off hatch]].
* After Max, [[spoiler: convinces Dalip to stop trying to kill him and 99 by informing him of and helping him with his failing marriage.]]
[[spoiler: Dalip]]: Her sister's such a bitch.
14th Oct '17 3:40:16 PM VigorousLarva
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16th Mar '17 5:05:30 PM TheGoodnight
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* "You're twice the agent 43 is, 86!"
11th Oct '16 10:09:15 PM HaggisMcCrablice
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** What's really funny is, they reused the gag in a later episode-- but this time it's the Chief who fails to realize the "misplaced" pin is holding the map to the wall, says it is "confusing", and orders a protesting Max to remove it.
28th Sep '16 9:13:05 PM ClatoLawa
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* From "The Only Way to Die", a standout example of the "Would you believe...?" RunningGag:
-->'''Max''': You might as well hand over that gun, Blaster, because this yacht happens to be surrounded by the seventh fleet.
-->'''The Blaster''': I find that hard to believe.
-->'''Maxwell Smart''': Would you believe the ''sixth'' fleet?
-->'''The Blaster''': I don't think so.
-->'''Maxwell Smart''': How about a school of angry flounder?
26th Oct '15 4:19:24 PM Julia1984
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-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought me a sled. Why, Smart?! Why did she never buy me a sled?!

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-->'''Siegfried''': My mother never bought wouldn't get me a sled. Why, Smart?! sled! Why did wouldn't she never buy get me a sled?! sled, Smart, ''why?!''



-->'''Seigfried''': ({{Beat}}) Do you think maybe it's because we were living in Florida?

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-->'''Seigfried''': ({{Beat}}) Do you think maybe it's it was because we were living lived in Florida?
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