History Funny / GeorgeOfTheJungle

* Also, Lyle tries to impress the native guides with his "magic pictures" (an ordinary camera). One of them says something in Swahili that makes everyone (especially the translator) crack up as he pulling out ''another bigger camera'' and takes Lyle's picture with it. Lyle who somehow still confused requests a translation:

* Also, Lyle tries to impress the native guides with his "magic pictures" (an ordinary camera). One of them says something in Swahili that makes everyone (especially the translator) crack up. Lyle is confused and requests a translation:

-->'''Group''': Awwwww....

-->'''George''': ...For a while.

-->'''Narrator''': And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverish footsies over perilous paths. When they finally beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, they reacted with awe!

-->'''Ursula's parents, smiling, in unison''': We understand, dear.

-->'''Ursula's mother''': [[BigNo AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]] ''([[SlowMotionDrop drops her wine glass, which falls and shatters in dramatic slow motion]])''

* The scene where Lyle [[EpicFail epically fails]] at speaking Swahili:

'''Guide''': (''In Swahili'') "I was on a bridge like this in Maui that was steady as a rock."

--> That's him! That's the guy who shot him! I never forget a face!
--> Me?
--> [[RunningGag AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]]

--> Well, that was an overreaction.
* When Ursula goes to confess to her father with Betsy about Lyle and George, she leaves him with the TV and snacks, but most of all, the instruction to "STAY HERE". The Narrator's incredulous, but...

-->'''George''': (''turning directly to the camera'') Not true! George have every intention of doing exactly what Ursula say.

-->'''George''': Biggest swing in jungle history. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Will hurt very much]]. But George have to do it! (cringes)

* When Ursula's mother goes to try and convince her not to go after George, her father sighs and mutters "God that woman's a pain in the ass."

-->(George finds a can of coffee in Ursula's pantry and proceeds to ''eat the grounds'', sending him straight into CaffeineBulletTime)

-->'''Ape''': George, remember everything I thought you about Queensbury Rules and fighting fair?\\

--.'''Max:''' ''(seeing that they've gone in a circle back to the treehouse)'' Oh, no!

-->'''Thor''': Why don't you say something constructive for a change, like what we should do now?

'''Thor''': You did too!\\
'''Narrator''': Did not!\\

** One of those animals is a mouse [[note]]or a [[SeldomSeenSpecies stylized]] pint-sized [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_antelope Royal Antelope]], judging by the tiny horns and how its shown jumping in the group scene with other jungle animals[[/note]] that doesn't just hit a tree, but smashes through it - twice!

** And his deadpan monotone reaction afterwards after the impact:

--> '''Lyle''': The important thing, Kwame, is that I was outnumbered.

-->'''Max''': Thor, were you fighting with the narrator?
-->'''Thor''': [[NeverMyFault Well, he started it]]!
-->'''Narrator''': Did not!
-->'''Thor''': You did too!
-->'''Narrator''': Did not!
-->'''Thor''': You did too!
-->'''Narrator''': Did not!
-->'''Thor''': You did too!

-->'''Ape''': '''''STOP SINGING!''''' I've had more pleasure listening to ''alligators'' singing than you! I'LL KILL YA, YA FILTHY BUM!"

!!2008 cartoon:

* In "Mt. Georgemore", George is trying to find whoever vandalized his mountain. He first accused Ursula.
-->'''George:''' Ape, take her away!\\
'''Ape:''' To where?
** Then he accused Ape.
-->'''George:''' Ape, take Ape away!\\
''(Ape, Ursula, and Magnolia do not comment)''
** After finding out the Stonepeckers were the bad ones.
-->'''George:''' Ape, take them away!\\
'''Ape:''' ''TO WHERE??''
* This moment from the scary story episode, where George literally becomes afraid of nothing after a scary story told by Ursula. When he and Ape are getting ready for bed, George asks an irritated Ape to check the closet for nothing. Then this happens:
-->'''George:''' What does Ape see?!\\
'''Ape:''' ''(Completely deadpan)'' A large hungry monster wearing a bib and holding a knife and fork.\\
'''George:''' ''(Comes out from under the blankets with a completely relieved expression on his face)'' Phew! Well, better than nothing! Well, goodnight!\\
''(Monster happily waves "goodnight" to George)''
* The guys rooting for Magnolia at the horse show in "Stripy Pony".
-->'''George:''' Mop the floor with them!\\
'''Ape:''' Make them get down on their bony knees and beg for mercy!\\
'''Ursula:''' Guys! [The book] says you're supposed to be POLITE at a horse show!\\
'''George:''' ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Please]]'' mop the floor with them!\\
'''Ape:''' And ''thank you'' for making them beg for mercy!\\
''(Ursula [[FacePalm Face Palms]])''
* From "Rebel Without a Claw", when George thinks of a way for the carnivores to stop eating the small defenseless prey animals ([[ItMakesSenseInContext by dribbling on his lips]]).
-->'''Tiger:''' [[INeedAFreakingDrink Another smoothie, Howie.]] [[TheDitz This is gonna]] [[IdiotHero take a while.]]
* George looking at his swollen face on the mirror in "Cone Head":
-->'''George:''' Hey, Ape, when did we get this big red talking balloon?
* In "Lucky Pants" when George demands Ape to give him back the underwear he calls his "lucky hat" (which Ape is using as a "lucky backpack").
-->'''Ape:''' Fine. Let me do just one thing first.\\
'''George:''' What?\\
'''Ape:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere RUN!]]\\
''(Ape runs off, while George [[DelayedReaction stands there for a few seconds]])''\\
'''George:''' ...Hey! ''(runs after Ape)''

'''Ape:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere RUN!]] ''\\

'''Ape:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere RUN!]] ''(does exactly that)''\\
'''George:''' ''([[DelayedReaction stands there for a few seconds, then realizes]])'' ...Hey! ''(runs after Ape)''

** Just before impact George deadpans in a monotone:

** And his deadpan reaction afterwards after the impact:

* "Me new George! [[SelfDepreciation Studio too cheap to pay]] Creator/BrendanFraser!"

* "Me new George! Studio too cheap to pay Creator/BrendanFraser!"

-->(WHAM! [[GlassSmackAndSlide Squeee....]]

** One of those animals is a mouse [[note]]or a [[SeldomSeenSpecies stylized]] pint-sized [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_antelope Royal Antelope]], judging by the tiny horns and how its shown standing in the group scene with other jungle animals[[/note]] that doesn't just hit a tree, but smashes through it - twice!

** One of those animals is a mouse [[note]](or a [[SeldomSeenSpecies stylized]] pint-sized [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_antelope Royal Antelope]], judging by the tiny horns and how its shown standing in the group scene with other jungle animals)[[/note]] that doesn't just hit a tree, but smashes through it - twice!

** One of those animals is a mouse [[note]](or a [[SeldomSeenSpeciess stylized]] pint-sized [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_antelope Royal Antelope]], judging by the tiny horns and how its shown standing in the group scene with other jungle animals)[[/note]] that doesn't just hit a tree, but smashes through it - twice!

** One of those animals is a mouse [[note]](or stylized pint-sized [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_antelope Royal Antelope]], judging by the tiny horns and how its shown standing in the group scene with other jungle animals)[[/note]] that doesn't just hit a tree, but smashes through it - twice!

** One of those animals is a mouse [[note]](or stylized pint-sized [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_antelope Royal Antelope]], judging by the tiny horns and how its shown standing in the group scene with other jungle animals) that doesn't just hit a tree, but smashes through it - twice!

** One of those animals is a mouse [[note]](or stylized pint-sized [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_antelope Royal Antelope]], judging by the tiny horns and how its shown standing in the group scene with other jungle animals)[[/note] that doesn't just hit a tree, but smashes through it - twice!