Funny / George of the Jungle (2007)

• In "Mt. Georgemore", George is trying to find whoever vandalized his mountain. He first accused Ursula.
  George: Ape, take her away!
  Ape: To where?
  • Then he accused Ape.
    George: Ape, take Ape away!
    (Ape, Ursula, and Magnolia do not comment)
  • After finding out the Stonepeckers were the bad ones.
    George: Ape, take them away!
    Ape: TO WHERE??
• This moment from the scary story episode, where George literally becomes afraid of nothing after a scary story told by Ursula. When he and Ape are getting ready for bed, George asks an irritated Ape to check the closet for nothing. Then this happens:
  George: What does Ape see?!
  Ape: (Completely deadpan) A large hungry monster wearing a bib and holding a knife and fork.
  George: (Comes out from under the blankets with a completely relieved expression on his face) Phew! Well, better than nothing! Well, goodnight!
  (Monster happily waves "goodnight" to George)
• The guys rooting for Magnolia at the horse show in "Stripy Pony".
  George: Mop the floor with them!
  Ape: Make them get down on their bony knees and beg for mercy!
  Ursula: Guys! [The book] says you're supposed to be POLITE at a horse show!
  George: Please mop the floor with them!
  Ape: And thank you for making them beg for mercy!
  (Ursula Face Palms)
• From "Rebel Without a Claw", when George thinks of a way for the carnivores to stop eating the small defenseless prey animals (by dribbling on his lips).
  Tiger: Another smoothie, Howie. This is gonna take a while.
• George looking at his swollen face on the mirror in "Cone Head":
  George: Hey, Ape, when did we get this big red talking balloon?
  • The faces that George’s cone emotes after he draws on it.
• In "Lucky Pants" when George demands Ape to give him back the underwear he calls his "lucky hat" (which Ape is using as a "lucky backpack").
  Ape: Fine. Let me do just one thing first.
  George: What?
  Ape: RUN!
  (Ape runs off, while George stands there for a few seconds)
  George: ...Hey! (runs after Ape)