History Funny / Gargoyles

** When Macbeth attacks the Gargoyles for the third time.

* The scene in the graphic novels where the Stone of Destiny and the [[spoiler:Holy Grail greet each other when they're alone.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Stone:''' Hey.]]
--> [[spoiler:'''Grail:''' Hey.]]
** [[spoiler:Remember, they are both ''ancient mystical artifacts''.]]
* Brooklyn notices that [[spoiler:his own ''clone'' is apparently having more romantic luck than him]].
--> [[spoiler:Oh, you ''gotta'' be kiddin' me...]]
* Lexington doesn't have it any easier when [[spoiler:his own ''clone'' willingly decides to follow Thailog]].
--> [[spoiler:C'mon dude, you're making me look bad here!]]

-->'''Hudson:''' Does the sky need a name? (''points to the bay'') Does the river?

-->I hope we won't be in here for too long. He might eat ''us''.

-->'''Hudson:''' Must you humans name everything? Nothing's real to you till you've named it. Given it limits.
-->'''Elisa:''' It's not like that, it's just that, well, uh... ''(helplessly)'' Things need names.

-->'''Elisa:''' The river's called the Hudson.
-->'''Hudson:''' (''taken aback, Hudson looks over to Goliath, who just smirks'') *sighs* Fine lass, then I will be the ''Hudson'' as well.

-->'''Goliath:''' Now, once again, what are you doing here? And please, don't fall off the building this time.

-->'''Brooklyn:''' Maybe we'd better not tell Goliath about this...

-->'''Elisa:''' Maybe we'll catch a [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague Giants]] game.
-->'''Goliath:''' (''surprised'') ''Giants?'' (''turns to stone seconds later'')

-->'''Lexington:''' (''smiles'') Oh. (''registers what Brooklyn said just before turning to stone'') WHAT?!?!?!?!

--> '''Lexington''' : Hey, looks like we beat them here.\\

-->'''Brooklyn:''' ''(poking the bars)'' *bzzt* Ouch. *bzzt* Ouch. *bzzt* Ouch. *bzzt* Ouch.

--> '''Goliath:''' ''*Deafening enraged roar*''\\

-->'''Puck:''' "Whoa! Should have tried for a Chihuahua!"

-->"Yeah, use the Force, Lex!"

-->'''Lexington''': Don't worry. I'll tell you what needs to be done.
-->'''Brooklyn''': Oh, yeah? [[YouAndWhatArmy You and what]] [[Franchise/StarTrek Star Fleet]]? ''(takes Lex by the shoulders and marches him out of the room)''

-->'''Goliath:''' You should know that I am not in the habit of [[ThePrankster playing childish pranks]] or [[EvilLaugh laughing maniacally]] in the dark.\\

-->'''Thailog:''' Now I know where I got the temper.

-->'''Sevarius:''' ''YES!'' I ''betrayed'' you! You robbed me of my ''ultimate achievement!'' My ''greatest'' creation! I ''only'' took ''back'' what was ''miiine!'' ''(whispers)'' [[LargeHam ...there, how was that?]]

-->'''Sevarius:''' Typical. You do and do and do for them, and what happens? They twist the knife in you--
-->'''Thailog:''' [[TemptingFate Don't tempt me.]]

-->''(The ship they're standing on is covered in fire and about to explode)''
-->'''Goliath:''' We have to go!
-->'''Thailog:''' [[SkewedPriorities Not without my money]]!
-->''(Thailog immediately lunges after the suitcase full of stolen cash he took from Xanatos)''

-->'''Macbeth:''' Farewell, my enemies! ''(starts shooting)''\\

-->'''Macbeth robot:''' ''(malfunctioning)'' You'll have... to do... better... than.... that....

--> '''Archmage:''' Because, I'm having ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis too! Much!]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fun!]]''''' (''zaps Goliath with another lightning bolt'')

--> '''Goliath''': Some questions, old friend, are best left for humans to resolve.

--> '''Brooklyn, Broadway, and Lexington''': (all arguing at once)\\

--> '''Brooklyn''' : Maybe I should keep my big beak shut...

--> '''Brooklyn ([[AsideGlance pointing to "camera"]])''' : [[SpaceWhaleAesop You never know when a giant, flaming, magical, time-traveling bird is gonna swallow you whole and spit you out in the 10th century.]] So, hit those books, kids!

* The episode "Protection", for introducing us to [[RunningGag "Haa...haaa...! JALAPEÑA!"]], if nothing else.

-->'''Elisa:''' Maybe we'll catch a Giants game.

*** Funnier still is Goliath's reaction: He {{FacePalm}}s and mutters, "No, no, no, no, no..."

** Mary's reaction to finding out about "her little Tom" being married.

--> '''Brooklyn (pointing to "camera")''' : [[SpaceWhaleAesop You never know when a giant, flaming, magical, time-traveling bird is gonna swallow you whole and spit you out in the 10th century.]] So, hit those books, kids!

'''Broadway''': Uh oh...\\
''(they all crash and fall on the rooftop)''\\
'''Angela''': (lands near them) I tried to warn you.\\

--> '''Brooklyn, Broadway, and Lexington''': (all arguing at once)
--> '''Angela''': Guys... GUYS!
--> '''(The three finally stop and look forward to see a building chimney fast approaching)'''
--> '''Broadway''': Uh oh... (they all crash and fall on the rooftop)
--> '''Angela''': (lands near them) I tried to warn you.
--> '''Brooklyn, Broadway, and Lexington''': Thanks...

* "Awakening" has quite a few funny moments. For instance, after watching Broadway eat a piece of a slime mold from the wall of the rookery:
-->'''Lex:''' I hope we won't be in here for too long. He might eat ''us''.

** [[WhatCouldHaveBeen At one point, before the episode was animated]], Elisa followed up accepting Hudson's new name with a remark about how it was a good thing he hadn't been facing Queens during this talk.

''(cue laser blast, courtesy of Coldstone''\\

--> '''Lexington''' : Hey, looks like we beat them here.
--> '''[They get blasted by a laser, courtesy of Coldstone]'''
--> '''Brooklyn''': [[DeadpanSnarker Remind me to be fashionably late next time...]]

** Lexington has a line later on in the same episode which is hilarious more from the delivery than anything else.

* One time, Hudson was watching TV in the rec room. The show? An episode of ''WesternAnimation/QuackPack''. Hudson just strokes his beard in contemplation about the show.

* "Vendettas" has [[ButtMonkey Vinnie]] shooting [[PieInTheFace a pie in Goliath's face]] with a [[{{BFG}} bazooka]] he names [[ICallItVera "Mr. Carter."]] And then he walks away humming the [[ThemeTuneCameo series' theme]] to himself.

[[caption-width-right:350:The look on Hudson's face just ''screams'', "Oy gevalt..."]]

--> '''Xanatos:''' It's my first real stab at clich&eacuted villainy... (''casually'') How am I doing?

** Tony Dracon's automatic reaction to seeing Goliath is to take a flying dive behind the couch. Apparently he has not forgotten [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge their last encounter]].
* In "The Cage", Xanatos finishes admitting to having Sevarius under his employ to Derrick/Talon, then Goliath sits up from the rubble after recovering from the last attack.
--> '''Xanatos:''' Oh, hello Goliath. Didn't even notice you there.

--> '''Xanatos:''' It's my first real stab at cliched villainy... (''casually'') How am I doing?

** Greg Weisman apparently really loves this line, as he keeps putting variations on it in his [[WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan other]] [[WesternAnimation/{{WITCH}} shows]].

* In "Mark of the Panther", Goliath's straight-faced and deadpan "...Of course not," in response to Diane Maza's assertion that she needs no protection walking through the mythological abandoned city chasing down werepanthers. Even funnier when you realize this is his first real interaction with his then-unofficial girlfriend's mother.

* The cream pie gun Mr. Carter, wielded by Vinnie in the episode Vendettas? With Vinnie humming the [[BreakingTheFourthWall Gargoyles' theme song]] as he walks away victorious?

** In the same episode, Goliath and Hudson are standing too close to each other when Goliath prepares to fight Wolf and accidentally elbows the older Gargoyle in the head, much to his own shock. A rare moment of clumsiness for the the two warriors.

* "The Mirror" is a string of Funny Moments from the minute [[TheTrickster Puck]] appears.

--> '''Oberon:''' ''Mother?!'' Ha ha ha! Oh, Titania, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar what]] ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar have]]'' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar you been up to?]]

*** Funnier still is Goliath's reaction: He {{FacePalms}} and mutters, "No, no, no, no, no..."

*** Funnier still is Goliath's reaction: He [[FacePalm facepalms]] and mutters, "No, no, no, no, no..."

--> '''Brooklyn (pointing to "camera")''' : You never know when a giant, flaming, magical, time-traveling bird is gonna swallow you whole and spit you out in the 10th century. So, hit those books, kids!

--> '''Oberon:''' ''Mother?!'' Ha ha ha! Oh, Titania, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar what ''have'' you been up to?]]

** Greg Weisman apparently really loves this line, as he keeps putting variations on it in his [[WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan other]] [[WesternAnimation/WITCH shows]].

** Greg Weisman apparently really loves this line, as he keeps putting variations on it in his other shows.

--> '''Archmage:''' Because, I'm having ''too!'' ''Much!'' '''''Fun!''''' <''zaps Goliath with another lightning bolt''>

-->'''Thailog:''' Fresh out of the can and already so intuitive! ''(to Elisa)'' Must be the good genes, eh Detective?
-->'''Deliliah:''' ''(slaps his hand away)'' You used me as well, Thailog.
-->'''Thailog:''' ''(hand over his heart)'' ''Moi?''

* The "Awakening" 5-parter premiere has quite a few. For instance, after watching Broadway eat some slimy mold from the wall of the rookery:

** [[WhatCouldHaveBeen At one point before the episode was animated]], Elisa followed up accepting Hudson's new name with a remark about how it was a good thing he hadn't been facing Queens during this talk.
** Goliath and Elisa's first meeting, Take 2: After climbing back up to the castle.:

** During Part 4, Hudson and Bronx charge into a base to find one of the data disks. After taking out the guards, Hudson looks at the sophisticated computer console, but has no idea how to work it. In frustration, he slams his fist on the console, which inadvertently causes the console to eject the data disk he was looking for in front of him.

*** Funnier still is Goliath's reaction: He [[FacePalm face palms]] and mutters, "No, no, no, no, no..."

** When Lex frightens the innocent motorcycle driver, and then tries to ride his bike... cue crash and explosion.

** During Part 4, Hudson and Bronx charge into a base to find one of the data disks. After taking out the guards, Hudson looks at the sophisticated computer console, but has no idea how to work it. In frustration, he hits his fist on the console, which inadvertently causes the console to eject the data disk he was looking for in front of him.

--> '''Brooklyn''': Remind me to be fashionably late next time...