"Avalon Part 2" had the Archmage utter: "Don't crow too loudly. After all, what have you achieved? You beat up a beach."
The end of the episodes "Temptation" and "Vendettas".
The episode that introduces Goliath's clone:
Goliath: You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark. Hudson: Do you even know how to laugh maniacally?
During "Enter Macbeth", Brooklyn convinces Lex to find a way out of their electrified cage with the following:
Lexington has a line later on in the same episode which is hilarious more from the delivery than anything else.
Goliath:*Deafening enraged roar* Lexington:[deadpan] Looks like Bronx found Goliath.
"Let's... go... shopping!" It's the tone in Xanatos' voice.
"The Mirror" is one long Funny Moment from the minute Puck starts casting spells.
"Did you say "that human" or "that human?" Oh, never mind, I'll figure it out."
The scene in the comic where Stone of Destiny and the Holy Grail greet each other when they're alone.
Stone: Hey.
Grail: Hey.
Remember, they are both ancient mystical artifacts.
In "City of Stone, Part 4", Goliath tries to stop Demona and Macbeth from fighting. He grabs them as they are locked in combat, only to get a face full of fist from both of them simultaneously. Serious moment, but by gosh was it funny.
Xanatos after creating his own Frankestein's Monster with Demona's help:
Xanatos: "It's alive! Aliiiiiiiive! ...I've always wanted to say that."
Thailog hearing Goliath let loose an angry roar:
Now I know where I got the temper.
Brooklyn notices that his own clone is apparently having more romantic luck than him.
Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me...
Xanatos: It's my first real stab at cliched villainy... (casually) How am I doing?
"I don't remember any explosions in Bambi."
It may be Canon Discontinuity, but "And Justice For All" features Goliath making a Dynamic Entry into the courtroom where his sentence is about to be given, with the real criminal in tow. His first line afterwards: "Please forgive the dramatic entrance, Your Honor."
In the only canon episode of the Goliath Chronicles we have this golden line when Macbeth is having a live debate against a Gargoyle hater:
Macbeth: Madam, they burnt witches like you in the middle ages!
In "Revelations":
Matt: How accomodating of the Society to provide their senior members with rejuvination drugs.
"YES! I betrayed you! You robbed me of my ultimate achievement! My greatest creation! I only took back what was miiine![whispers]...there, how was that?"
