Hudson discovering television for the first time in Awakening Part Three. Hudson pushes a button on the remote, some guy appears on TV screaming, Hudson and Bronx run away in terror.
Hudson trying to argue that not everything in th world needs a name to Elisa. Only to learn his last example (the river) is named the Hudson.
Hudson: Must you humans name everything? Nothings real to you till you've named it. Given it limits.
Elisa: It's not like that, it's just that, well, uh... Things need names.
Hudson: Does the sky need a name? (points to the bay) Does the river?
Elisa: The river's called the Hudson.
Hudson: (taken aback, Hudson looks over to Goliath, who just smirks) *sighs* Fine lass, then I will be the Hudson as well.
When Lex frightens the innocent motorcycle driver, and then tries to ride his bike...
Brooklyn: We better not tell Goliath about this...
"Avalon Part 2" had the Archmage utter: "Don't crow too loudly. After all, what have you achieved? You beat up a beach."
The end of the episodes "Temptation" and "Vendettas".
The episode that introduces Goliath's clone:
Goliath: You should know that I am not in the habit of playing childish pranks or laughing maniacally in the dark. Hudson: Do you even know how to laugh maniacally?
During "Enter Macbeth", Brooklyn convinces Lex to find a way out of their electrified cage with the following:
Lexington has a line later on in the same episode which is hilarious more from the delivery than anything else.
Goliath:*Deafening enraged roar* Lexington:[deadpan] Looks like Bronx found Goliath.
"Let's... go... shopping!" It's the tone in Xanatos' voice.
"The Mirror" is one long Funny Moment from the minute Puck starts casting spells.
"Did you say "that human" or "that human?" Oh, never mind, I'll figure it out."
The scene in the comic where Stone of Destiny and the Holy Grail greet each other when they're alone.
Stone: Hey.
Grail: Hey.
Remember, they are both ancient mystical artifacts.
In "City of Stone, Part 4", Goliath tries to stop Demona and Macbeth from fighting. He grabs them as they are locked in combat, only to get a face full of fist from both of them simultaneously. Serious moment, but by gosh was it funny.
Xanatos after creating his own Frankestein's Monster with Demona's help:
Xanatos: "It's alive! Aliiiiiiiive! ...I've always wanted to say that."
Thailog hearing Goliath let loose an angry roar:
Now I know where I got the temper.
Brooklyn notices that his own clone is apparently having more romantic luck than him.
Oh, you gotta be kiddin' me...
Xanatos: "It's my first real stab at cliched villainy..." (casually) "How am I doing?"
From 'Reawakening':
(distant explosion)
Broadway: "This surround-sound is incredible!"
Lexington: "I don't remember any explosions in Bambi."
It may be Canon Discontinuity, but "And Justice For All" features Goliath making a Dynamic Entry into the courtroom where his sentence is about to be given, with the real criminal in tow. His first line afterwards: "Please forgive the dramatic entrance, Your Honor."
In the only canon episode of the Goliath Chronicles we have this golden line when Macbeth is having a live debate against a Gargoyle hater:
Macbeth: Madam, they burnt witches like you in the middle ages!
In "Revelations":
Matt: How accomodating of the Society to provide their senior members with rejuvenation drugs.
"YES! I betrayed you! You robbed me of my ultimate achievement! My greatest creation! I only took back what was miiine![whispers]...there, how was that?"
After Thailog's inevitable betrayal: "Typical. You do and do and do for them, and what happens? They twist the knife in you-"
"Have no fear! Supergoyle is here!"
Right after the trio's first disastrous attempt to fly a helicopter:
Brooklyn (eyeing the wreckage): "What are we supposed to do now? Use it as a planter?"
The episode where Xanatos captures Hudson gives us this moment:
Xanatos: We need a piece of your skin, Hudson.
Hudons: You'll have the Devil's own task getting it!
Xanatos: Really? <Pulls out tray from underneath Hudson, picks up one of his sheddings, and closes it>. Gee, that wasn't as hard as you made it sound.
The climax of City of Stone where Demona has just given them the access code. Xanatos zooms up to the computers, deactivates the destruct-sequence with seconds to spare, and wipes his brow with a sigh of relief. And there's Bronx, staring right at him.
Xanatos: What are you looking at?
Fox and Hyena sharing a cell and entertaining themselves with Sartre and shooting cockroaches with a slingshot, respectively:
Hyena: Why do you read that stuff anyway?
Fox: Because Nietzsche's too butch and Kafka reminds me of your little friends over there.
