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9th Aug '17 2:44:24 PM mlsmithca
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'''Chandler:''' ''What the hell happened!?'' How were you locked in there? Where's all of our stuff?!\\

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'''Chandler:''' ''What the hell happened!?'' How were you locked in there? Where's Where the hell's all of our stuff?!\\
9th Aug '17 8:48:17 AM mlsmithca
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* In the ColdOpen, Monica ducking under the water to stop Joey from discovering her having a bath with Chandler.

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* In the ColdOpen, TheTeaser, Monica ducking under the water to stop Joey from discovering her having a bath with Chandler.



* From the ColdOpen, Joey shows Ross how to pace himself while being out of work by prank-calling Chandler:

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* From the ColdOpen, TheTeaser, Joey shows Ross how to pace himself while being out of work by prank-calling Chandler:



* The ColdOpen finds the gang watching the Times Square ball drop on TV at midnight on New Year's Eve, with Chandler and Monica dejected that they can't kiss at midnight without raising eyebrows they'd rather not raise. Joey, at this point still the only one to know about their relationship, puts on an uncharacteristic display of quick thinking to dilute the effect. The funniest parts are Ross and Rachel's identical reactions to the same logic in different contexts and Phoebe's reaction to Joey subtly reeling her into the plan:

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* The ColdOpen TheTeaser finds the gang watching the Times Square ball drop on TV at midnight on New Year's Eve, with Chandler and Monica dejected that they can't kiss at midnight without raising eyebrows they'd rather not raise. Joey, at this point still the only one to know about their relationship, puts on an uncharacteristic display of quick thinking to dilute the effect. The funniest parts are Ross and Rachel's identical reactions to the same logic in different contexts and Phoebe's reaction to Joey subtly reeling her into the plan:



* The speculation in this episode is set in motion by the revelation in the ColdOpen that Rachel's ex-fiancé and his wife are getting divorced.

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* The speculation in this episode is set in motion by the revelation in the ColdOpen TheTeaser that Rachel's ex-fiancé and his wife are getting divorced.
9th Aug '17 8:46:33 AM mlsmithca
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--->'''Ross:''' Chandler! CHANDLER! I saw what you were doing through the window, I saw what you were doing to my sister, NOW GET OUT HERE!

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--->'''Ross:''' Chandler! CHANDLER! ''[tries to open the door, but can only get it open a few inches because of the chain; Monica and Chandler jump up and hastily re-adjust their clothes]'' I saw what you were doing through the window, I saw what you were doing to my sister, NOW GET OUT HERE!



--->'''Chandler:''' [''quickly''] Listen, we had a good run. What was it four, five months? So goodbye, take care, buh-bye then.\\

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--->'''Chandler:''' [''quickly''] Listen, we had a good run. What was it four, five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime. So goodbye, take care, buh-bye then.\\



--->'''Rachel:''' What's going on?\\

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--->'''Rachel:''' What's Hey, what- what's going on?\\



'''Joey:''' [''whispering''] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Dude, he's right there?!]]\\

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'''Joey:''' [''whispering''] [''whispering while making "cut" gesture at his throat''] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Dude, he's right there?!]]\\



** In TheStinger, Ross returns the couch, which appears to have been hacked into several pieces with a chainsaw. He tells the shop assistant that he will accept store credit instead of cash. The unamused shop assistant offers him $4 in store credit; Ross has to think about it for a moment before accepting.

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** In TheStinger, Ross returns the couch, which appears to have been hacked into several pieces in half with a chainsaw. He tells dodges the shop assistant assistant's questions about whether the couch was delivered in that condition or he was the one who chopped it up, and tells her that he will accept store credit instead of cash.toward a replacement. The unamused shop assistant offers him $4 in store credit; Ross has to think about it for a moment before accepting.
9th Aug '17 8:29:57 AM mlsmithca
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** When Joey leaves and Monica pops back up, Chandler apologizes and tells her that Joey offered chicken...which Monica kinda wants, so Chandler calls him back as Monica hides again and places an order, with her doing ''something'' under the water to make him change the order for a Coke to a Diet Coke.

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** * When Joey leaves and Monica pops back up, Chandler apologizes and tells her that Joey offered chicken...which Monica kinda wants, so Chandler calls him back as Monica hides again and places an order, with her doing ''something'' under the water to make him change the order for a Coke to a Diet Coke.
8th Aug '17 10:06:26 AM mlsmithca
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* Rachel and a reluctant Joey help Phoebe prepare for her "date" with Chandler. Joey isn't paying particularly close attention to Phoebe's requests:
-->'''Rachel:''' Show time!\\
'''Phoebe:''' Okay, Rachel, get me perfume!\\
'''Rachel:''' Okay! ''[she runs off to do just that]''\\
'''Phoebe:''' And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses? ''[Joey trudges off to do just that; Rachel returns with the perfume and sprays it in the air in front of Phoebe, who walks into the mist and spins around in it. Meanwhile, Joey returns with a bottle and two mugs]'' All right! Thanks. But... um, glasses that do not have handles and that are glass. ''[looks at the bottle]'' And, um, wine that is not olive oil.
8th Aug '17 9:57:21 AM mlsmithca
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* And in the subplot which gives the episode its name, Phoebe is resisting going to the dentist with a toothache because the last few times she went to the dentist, someone she knew died while she was in the chair. She finally caves and, after returning from the dentist, calls everyone she knows (Chandler doesn't pick up at first as he is confronting Janice over two-timing him, causing a panicked Phoebe to charge across from Monica and Rachel's apartment) and confirms they're all still alive... until Joey notices Ugly Naked Guy hasn't moved since that morning. Since he and Chandler have pairs of chopsticks from the many times they've ordered Chinese food, Joey leads the others in fashioning a giant poking device, which they stick through Monica and Rachel's window like thread through a needle and then through Ugly Naked Guy's window. Fortunately for Phoebe's future dental health, he's very much alive - and not happy about having his nap interrupted:
-->'''Rachel:''' Hey-hey, now he's showing us ''his'' poking device.\\
'''Joey:''' Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!
8th Aug '17 9:47:45 AM mlsmithca
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* After Monica baits Chandler into telling her that Ross had an unfortunate incident on Splash Mountain at Walt Disney World after an ill-advised binge at a "taco stand" (a guy with a hibachi operating out of the back of his car), Ross retaliates with the following story of a trip to Atlantic City:

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* After Monica baits Chandler into telling her that Ross had an unfortunate incident on Splash Space Mountain at Walt Disney World Disneyland after an ill-advised binge at a "taco stand" (a guy with a hibachi operating out of the back of his car), Ross retaliates with the following story of a trip to Atlantic City:



-->'''Ross''': Chandler joined a Music/VanillaIce look-alike contest and won!\\

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-->'''Ross''': Chandler joined entered a Music/VanillaIce look-alike contest and won!\\
7th Aug '17 10:13:38 PM mlsmithca
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* In one subplot, Monica and Rachel are left in charge of looking after Ross' son, Ben.

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* In one subplot, Joey sees Janice, who is currently in a relationship with Chandler, kissing her ex-husband, Gary AKA the Mattress King.
** The first person Joey tells is Monica, and the two of them enter Central Perk to find Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe around the table:
--->'''Joey:''' Hey, i-is Chandler here?\\
'''Ross:''' ''[pats himself down as though looking for Chandler in his pockets]'' ... no, no he's not!
** Joey decides not to tell Chandler out of fear at how he will react - until he and Chandler pass a jeweller's and Chandler decides to go in to buy Janice a birthday present. Joey's attempts to talk him out of it don't go well:
--->'''Chandler:''' ''[as he and Joey pass the jeweller's window]'' Hey, hold on a sec, hold on a sec. ''[points at a necklace]'' Do you think these pearls are nice?\\
'''Joey:''' I'd really prefer a mountain bike.\\
'''Chandler:''' ''[smiles thinly]'' Janice's birthday is coming up, I wanna get her something special. ''[Joey visibly wrestles with whether to tell Chandler the truth]'' Come in here with me.\\
'''Joey:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. You, uh... you wanna get her something special. Get her flowers, get her candy - get her gum. Girls love gum!\\
'''Chandler:''' That's a good idea. "Dear Janice: Have a Hubba Bubba birthday!" ''[Joey gestures in agreement]'' I would like to get her something ''serious''.\\
'''Joey:''' Ohhh, you want something ''serious''. You know what you should do? You should get her one of those, um... barium enemas! Those are ''dead'' serious!\\
'''Chandler:''' ''[absorbs this]'' All right. Look, I'm gonna go in there, and you don't buy me anything ''ever!''
* In another
subplot, Monica and Rachel are left in charge of looking after Ross' son, Ben.



** A scene later on has Ross discover through Rachel about his son's injury and decides to mess with Monica by telling her that Ben is suddenly no good at the alphabet anymore and he is also walking funny. This causes Monica to break down and shout "OH GOD I WRECKED YOUR BABY!" as she runs in the bedroom to check on Ben. Rachel's snarky, "I hope it's still funny when you're in ''hell''" is funny enough, but then Monica comes back a moment later and chases Ross around for being such a jerk. Cue LaserGuidedKarma on Ross when he smacks his head into the same beam Ben hit his head on.


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** Rachel tries to defuse the situation by hitting her head against the beam repeatedly while saying "Rachel Bang", but gives up after the pain gets to be too much.
--->'''Rachel:''' Y'know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.
** A scene later on has Ross discover through Rachel about his son's injury and decides to mess with Monica by telling her that Ben is suddenly no good at the alphabet anymore and he is also walking funny. This causes Monica to break down and shout "OH GOD I WRECKED YOUR BABY!" as she runs in the bedroom to check on Ben. Rachel's snarky, "I hope it's still funny when you're in ''hell''" is funny enough, but then Monica comes back a moment later and chases Ross around for being such a jerk. Cue LaserGuidedKarma on Ross when he smacks his head into the same beam Ben hit his head on.
7th Aug '17 9:41:09 PM mlsmithca
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'''Ross:''' Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14? ''[Chandler gets an excited look and whispers in Ross' ear]'' EW, NO! ''[Monica glares at Chandler]'' Her EAR! ''[Chandler and Joey shrug]'' All right, Monica categorises her towels. How many categories are there?\\

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'''Ross:''' Correct. In what part of her body did Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14? ''[Chandler gets an excited look and whispers in Ross' ear]'' ear; Ross grimaces in disgust]'' EW, NO! ''[Monica glares at Chandler]'' Her EAR! ''[Chandler and Joey shrug]'' All right, Monica categorises her towels. How many categories are there?\\



'''Rachel:''' OH! OH! OH! HE'S A TRANSPONST-- TRANSPONSTER!\\

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'''Rachel:''' OH! OH! OH! HE'S A TRANSPONST-- TRANSPONSTER!\\TRANSPONSTER! ''[Chandler, Joey, and Monica look at her in disbelief]''\\
7th Aug '17 9:35:21 PM mlsmithca
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[[AC:413: TOW Rachel's Crush]]
* After the apartment switch, the gang are still gravitating toward spending time in what is now Chandler and Joey's apartment, which plays havoc with Monica's insecurities. In a bid to retain her role as the group's party hostess, she bakes cookies and wafts the smell across the hall; Phoebe and Joey are the first to notice. However, in the outtakes, Matt [=LeBlanc=] couldn't resist having fun with the scene...
-->'''Phoebe:''' What do I smell?\\
'''Joey:''' ''[raises his hand sheepishly]'' Sorry. ''[the cast break character and start cracking up]''\\
''[reset for another take]''\\
'''Phoebe:''' What do I smell?\\
''[{{Beat}}]''\\
'''David Schwimmer:''' ''[breaking character]'' [=LeBlanc=]. ''[more laughter]''
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