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9th Jan '18 10:34:52 AM MikeW
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[[AC: 707: TOW With Ross' Library Book]]
* Monica is cooking at the diner when she's told a customer has a complaint and urges her to come on in. Monica is just putting a lobster into a pot when she hears...
-->'''Janice''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Oh. My. GOD!]]
-->'''Monica''' ''(to lobster)'' Lucky bastard.
* Janice hangs around dinner and drives the two nuts so Monica says that Chandler still has feelings for her. Janice leaves but says she'll be there when Chandler and Monica split up.
-->'''Chandler''': Our kids are going to call her Aunt Janice, aren't they?



-->'''Janice''': OH. MY. GOD!

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-->'''Janice''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis OH. MY. GOD!GOD!]]
9th Jan '18 10:26:57 AM MikeW
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[[AC: 1015: TOW Where Estelle Dies]]
* Chandler and Monica are checking out a house, liking it well and are eager to buy it when they hear the person who's also checking it out...
-->'''Janice''': OH. MY. GOD!
-->'''Chandler''': ...Sure.
* Janice wants to buy the house next door so they can be neighbors. The very idea is so horrific, Monica and Chandler do the only logical thing: Make it seem like Chandler still has feelings for Janice and do a bad kiss to convince her it's a bad idea.
9th Jan '18 8:23:44 AM batty3108
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-->'''Joey:''' ''[singing, as Freud]'' All you want is a dinkle\\

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-->'''Joey:''' ''[singing, as Freud]'' Freud]''\\
All you want is a dinkle\\


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** It gets a reprise in the extended version of the episode. Someone starts singing it under their breath, with the rest of the group joining in one by one and making it louder, much to Joey's consternation. After the five of them finish, Joey looks hurt for a beat...then launches into his own, even louder rendition that everyone sings along with him at the top of their lungs.
6th Jan '18 6:16:37 PM SparkyYoungUpstart
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** Monica convinces Joey to buy Gladys from her, so Rachel proceeds to convince him that its haunted. The stinger had Monica doing the same thing to Rachel with Glynnis.
25th Dec '17 9:01:51 AM TrueBlue170
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'''Phoebe:''' ''[offended]'' Uhh!\\

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'''Phoebe:''' ''[offended]'' Uhh!\\Ahh!?\\
20th Dec '17 2:17:04 PM Aquila89
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** Earl is about to hang up. Phoebe screams: "I'm not finished yet! Don't you dare hang up on me!" Her boss passes by and notes approvingly: "The new girl's good!"
14th Dec '17 9:13:54 AM mlsmithca
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* Monica and Chandler convincing Joey that it's 9AM when it's really 3. Joey apparently has never been awake at 9. Even funnier: he goes into the bathroom to clean his teeth; seconds later, Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey, sitting on the toilet with his toothbrush in his mouth, fast asleep.

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* When Joey almost walks in on a tryst between Monica and Chandler in the middle of the night, they succeed in convincing Joey him that it's 9AM when it's really 3. 3 - Joey apparently has never been awake at 9. Even funnier: he goes into the bathroom to clean his teeth; seconds later, Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey, sitting on the toilet with his toothbrush in his mouth, fast asleep.



'''Ross:''' You - you - you - you ''threw my sandwich away!? [exterior shot of the museum]'' '''My sandwich!?''' ''[shot of a flock of pigeons in Central Park] '''MY SANDWICH?!''' [the pigeons scatter]''

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'''Ross:''' You - you - you - you ''threw my sandwich away!? [exterior shot of the museum]'' '''My '''''My'' sandwich!?''' ''[shot of a flock of pigeons in Central Park] '''MY SANDWICH?!''' [the pigeons scatter]''



'''Phoebe:''' ''[as Joey storms back to his and Chandler's apartment]'' FINE! You go and learn from your... qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone is sick and tired of hearing you play [[Music/JimCroce "Bad Bad Leroy Brown"]]!\\

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'''Phoebe:''' ''[as Joey storms back to his and Chandler's apartment]'' FINE! You go and learn from your... qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone is sick and tired of hearing you play [[Music/JimCroce "Bad "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"]]!\\
21st Nov '17 1:11:35 PM fearlessnikki
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* Monica's reaction to Ethan being a teenager.
--> "You shouldn't be here anyway. It's a school night!"
* And to make the age difference really pronounced...
--> '''Monica:''' I'm like one of those women you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Creator/JoanCollins.
--> '''Ethan:''' Who?




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** He also complains that the "stupid balls are in the way", prompting another giggle from Pheebs.
29th Oct '17 10:39:01 AM TrueBlue170
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'''Rachel''': Oh my God, you say that to KIDS?\\

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'''Rachel''': Oh my God, you What? You say that to KIDS?\\



'''Rachel''': Ross, honey, it's a nice couch, not a ''magic'' couch.

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'''Rachel''': Ross, honey, it's a nice couch, it's not a ''magic'' couch.
12th Oct '17 10:47:05 PM TrueBlue170
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** And immediately after that, Joey tries to get Ross to punch him to square things for the whole proposal mix-up with Rachel. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUlLX46gss8 It doesn't end well for Ross]].

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** And immediately after that, Joey tries to get Ross to throw a punch at him to square things for the whole proposal mix-up with Rachel. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUlLX46gss8 It doesn't end well for Ross]].
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