History Funny / FireEmblemAwakening

-->'''Chrom''': [Ike] certainly has the look of a legend... [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair Especially the hair]].

** Though it becomes [[FunnyAneurysmMoment less funny]] when you realize that [[spoiler:yes, Lon'qu would ''definitely'' be triggered by the dead bodies of women, given [[TheLostLenore what caused his phobia in the first place]]]].

--->'''Gaius:''' Unless you have any more of those. [''suddenly excited''] Do you have any more of those?!

* Brady and his father's "C" support, wherein Brady prepares tea for his father. His father is surprised that he would never miss a tea time, and Brady thinks Maribelle made it up to play a prank. Brady decides to go confront Maribelle about it and tells his father to drink his tea... but not before stopping to say "By the way keep that on or the tea will get cold." The support ends with Brady's father saying "When did my life get so weird?"

'''Owain:''' Please, no! All my stuff has sentimental value!

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEGnwP-cXkU battle theme]] for the [[BeachEpisode Summer Scramble]] DLC. A steel drum arrangement of the ''Fire Emblem'' theme, with "lyrics" consisting of [[Creator/TomokazuSugita Chrom's]] VoiceGrunting.

* Male Morgan's S support with Kjelle has him [[CallBack walking in on]] [[AccidentalPervert her bathing]]. The rest of the support involves him apologizing profusely and stuttering through his proposal...and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar this]]:

** When Lon'qu complains about the food Nowi makes tasting terrible, Nowi counters back that he should start providing for the family and "pull his thumb out". As in, ''[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar pull his thumb out of his ass.]]''

** Can be made funnier if Henry is her father, as in Henry/Nowi's supports, Henry has been thinking of ways to make dragons for Nowi to play with, and in their S support, [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar suggests having kids as a solution.]]

I could bring you to an [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar establishment where a pack of lovely ladies wait on you]]?

** The map is full of them. According to Nowi, [[AllMenArePerverts some of the men in the unit]] have said a great deal of interesting things about Tharja's [[{{Gainaxing}} "boingy bits"]]. Being too innocent to know better, Nowi becomes curious about them, [[SkinshipGrope even going so far as to feel them]] (though this part is only mentioned, not played out) when Tharja fell asleep on the battlefield. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar How did the censors miss this]] when they caught Donnel's offhand remark about Cordelia's small breasts?
*** The censors ''didn't'' miss it in the European version — there, the conversation is instead about her beautiful silky ''hair''. It's still pretty funny, though.

** Severa and Nah hatch a plan to stop a hypothetical PeepingTom before suddenly feeling very silly about how worked up they've gotten over an enemy that may not even exist.

* Stahl's confession scene with the Avatar is a combination of this and {{Adorkable}}:

* Sully and Virion's first meeting. Just try to look at it and NOT laugh your ass off. The English version's LargeHam VoiceGrunting for Virion makes it even better. This scene alone made Sully a lot more popular among fans. The fact that this is in [[NightmareFuel an otherwise dark and frightening chapter introducing Risens]] [[MoodWhiplash makes this moment even better.]]

** Even better is that 'Marth' is actually [[spoiler:Chrom's daughter from the future, who hasn't been born yet! ''Congratulations, Lucina, you just prevented your own damn birth!'']]

'''Lissa:''' [if Chrom's married to Sully]: Ha ha! Better just give in right now, Chrom! I mean, it's not like you ever win an argument with Sully anyw—

** Another funny part of this scene is that Robin (regardless of gender) will see them out and will jokingly tell Chrom that people might get the wrong idea if they see him and "Marth" out there alone together, no matter the version. In fact, '''only''' if the Female Avatar is married to Chrom will she say she trusts him, though is still a little suspicious of why they need to be alone. [[PassiveAggressiveCombat So they actually might be subtly accusing him in every other version, and even in hers she's distrustful - only she's far more discreet than the other girls.]]

** If Chrom's been eating enough of his Wheaties and is sufficiently overleveled by the time you reach this scene, it's possible for Marth to "heroically" save him from an attack that would have done no damage.

** And then there's the end of the paralogue, when Frederick, outraged that anybody could impersonate Chrom and feeling he's failed in his duty as a knight because he allowed this to happen, vows to have pictures of Chrom distributed all over the world. Chrom's response is to sweat nervously and say "Frederick. Let's just go." The real kicker here is that, if you've done Chrom's C support with Frederick, it's ''extremely'' easy to understand why Chrom doesn't want Frederick distributing pictures of him all over the globe.

* Morgan has trouble remembering anything about their non-avatar parent, regardless of who the avatar actually marries, but there's something especially hilarious about it if their dad is Kellam– poor guy just can't catch a break! [[spoiler:Dips into a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}} when Morgan finally manages to remember something about him during their A-Rank support.]]

** Depending on who it is, it's even ''more'' humorous. It's perfectly in-character for Morgan or Cynthia, and humorous when a scruff looking person like Brady. Somebody like Inigo who's constantly trying to impress women, running away from a bug is QUITE silly, but to see ''Kjelle'' running from a bug is extra funny when you consider how much armour she's wearing!

** If Gregor happens to notice you're up [[AntiPoopsocking particularily late]].

-->"I love you! Let's repopulate my species! Uh-- s-sorry, was that awkward...?"

** It gets better in their A-Rank. Frederick has a ''mental breakdown'' over Chrom telling him to stop "helping" so much, and instead takes it UpToEleven, getting incredibly [=OCD=] over everything in Chrom's path and (sadly off-screen) dusting Robin when they get to their tent.

*** Even funnier if [[LauncherOfAThousandShips Male!Avatar]] is Inigo's father and the player has done some supports with other women in addition to Olivia. Inigo may very well have gotten it from ''the player.'' in a way.

* Sumia tripping for the first time. It's absolutely golden slapstick, and it comes out of nowhere. The other times she and [[spoiler:her daughter]] trip are also really funny as well.

** More hilariously, it's possible for Gaius to actually ''have'' a "first-born son" by this point, as some [[http://emiliasfescribbles.tumblr.com/post/51828872605/or-does-he-now-libra-gaius-b-was-really pointed out]].

** More funny is that Inigo and Lucina just started dating and Inigo continues with his womanizing antics. Lucina swears he catches him looking at another woman and she herself will chop him into little bloody pieces.

--->'''Yarne:''' Don't mess with a bunny!

** Another funny part of this scene is that Robin (regardless of gender) will see them out and will jokingly tell Chrom that people might get the wrong idea if they see him and "Marth" out there alone together, no matter the version. In fact, '''only''' if the Female Avatar is married to Chrom will she say she trusts him, though is still a little suspicious of why they need to be alone. [[PassiveAggressiveCombat So she/he actually might be subtly accusing him in every other version, and even in hers she's distrustful - only she's far more discreet than the other girls.]]

* In the final chapter, [[spoiler:Grima offers to spare the Avatar's friends if s/he [[WeCanRuleTogether joins with him]]. The Avatar can quite sensibly point out that that's bull and he'd just murder them all anyway, to which Grima responds that [[DeadpanSnarker duh, of course he would, but at least s/he'd]] [[HeroicSacrifice go out looking like a hero]].]]
* At the end of the game, after the BigBad is defeated... [[spoiler:and if the Avatar has sacrificed him/herself, all characters will speak out their faith in his/her return. It's all quite touching, until it's Cherche's turn. It's a bit of a MoodWhiplash, but quite a funny one.]]
-->'''Cherche:''' [[spoiler:Minerva says she still feels Avatar is of this world... Also that s/he smells delicious, but that's neither here nor there...]]

* The Avatar describing an encounter with a... ''colorful''... shopkeeper in his/her first support with Sully:

* One of Lucina's supports with whoever winds up as her younger sibling [[note]]Cynthia, Brady, Kjelle, Inigo, or Male Morgan[[/note]] is hilarious. Lucina sees her sibling running away, and he/she then says that it's a large bug. Lucina is at first exasperated, but also begins to freak out when the fly comes near her, and her sibling asks her to try and [[KillItWithFire kill it with fire magic.]] [[spoiler:Chrom is the one who ends up dealing with it after he hears the commotion.]]

* The Avatar's attempts at cooking, which meet with... varying levels of success, a MythologyGag to the [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAkaneia previous Avatar]]'s similarly lackluster performance in the kitchen. He/she actually develops something of a complex about it in some supports, such as Avatar x Nowi.

** Another good moment includes a lampshading of Gregor's FaceOfAThug. He realizes Nowi's afraid of him and says he has an "innocent baby face," to which Robin replies that's not exactly how he/she would put it...

** It gets better in their A-Rank. Frederick has a ''mental breakdown'' over Chrom telling him to stop "helping" so much, and instead takes it UpToEleven, getting incredibly [=OCD=] over everything in Chrom's path and (sadly off-screen) dusting Robin when they get to his/her tent.

* Frederick's B and A supports with the Avatar are hilarious, especially when s/he tricks him into eating bear meat...twice. The second time, his voiced ''"GEAAAAAUUUUGH!"'' upon finding out what he's eating just adds to the hilarity.

* Tharja's supports with the Avatar are priceless. She [[spoiler:senses the dark forces hidden within the Avatar]] and becomes [[StalkerWIthACrush infatuated with your character]], regardless of gender. The C Support has her admitting to the Avatar that she's been watching the avatar sleep and taking notes on anything and everything he/she does. In the B support, after the Avatar offhandedly mentions that Tharja should try to be a little bit more normal, she attempts to act like a {{Genki Girl}}, complete with awkward, high-pitched laughs and ''eel pie.''
** Even better, Tharja says she's been counting how many times Robin rolls over in his/her sleep, which causes him/her to get quite (justifiably) disturbed at the implication of just how long this has been going on.

* The Avatar and Lissa's C Support. Lissa comes across the Avatar sleeping, so she wakes him/her up by pinching their nose.

* Frederick and Tharja's C Support. Frederick is in the middle of doing muscle training with the Avatar in '''Frederick's Fanatical Fitness Hour.''' Tharja, jealous, considers cursing all of them so she can have the Avatar to herself, but thinks that would be too much trouble. She then considers cursing the Avatar to smell bad so no one will want to be around him/her. But that would mean the Avatar would smell like an out house. Also...

** In a conversation with Cherche, Nowi proposes serving as Cherche's mount if Minerva falls ill. To encourage Cherche to give her a chance, she mentions how she already tried it once with the Avatar. The Avatar was apparently "so excited that he/she lost his/her lunch." Cherche mentions hearing about that trip and how the Avatar clung to Nowi so tightly that he/she had to have his/her fingers pried off of her.

* The Avatar's supports with Vaike, in which the former catches the latter trying to peek on the girls while bathing, only for both of them to get chased off by [[spoiler: Sully's horse]]. And then it happens ''again'' in their B support. The Avatar's reactions are priceless, [[SlapstickKnowsNoGender even when played as female.]]

* The Avatar's supports with Vaike, in which the former catches the latter trying to peek on the girls while bathing, only for both of them to get chased off by [[spoiler: Sully's horse]]. And then it happens ''again'' in their B support. The Avatar's reactions are priceless.

** Ricken has difficulty convincing his kids that he's their father. Especially funny if he's Gerome's father, since Gerome will say he remembers future!Ricken "cutting an imposing figure", which leaves Ricken noticeably jealous of his own future self.

** The others' reactions are pretty good, too -- Maribelle is disgusted and calls Vaike out on it, while Robin doesn't seem to care and finds it amusing.

* Sumia tripping for the first time. It's absolutely golden slapstick, and it comes out of nowhere. The other times she and [[spoiler: her daughter]] trip are also really funny as well.

--->'''Henry:''' [[spoiler:Hey, Avatar, everyone's dying to see you alive. We're sick to death of death! That reminds me of a good one: two Risen, a wyvern, and a priest walk into a bar--]]

--->'''Owain:''' Blessed Mother! I have crossed oceans of time to find -- Oh forget it. I'm your kid from the future!

** The whole incident gets a CallBack in VideoGame/FireEmblemWarriors, where it's implied Lissa managed to save one of the posters, which she then hung over [[VideoGame/FireEmblemFates Takumi's]] bed as a prank.

* When you recruit [[spoiler:Emmeryn and Gangrel]] their bios describe them as [[BlackComedy the hardest to kill, and the most hopeless acrophobe, respectively.]]
* For fun, try making Donnel and Panne fall in love with each other. They bond by Donnel making traps and Panne falling into them. This culminates in Donnel proposing to Panne after trapping her in a deeper pitfall than normal...and ''getting trapped himself''.

'''Frederick:''' Hey, this isn't so--NOT ONE STEP CLOSER, SHE-WITCH!\\

* The first support when Nah meets her father. After asking [[WhatDoesHeSeeInHer what he saw in her]] mother, she suggests that [[ShotgunWedding they married after he had gotten her--]], to which the father cuts her off.

** Inigo does succeed in getting someone to be his wingmate. [[spoiler: However, ''she'' is Morgan, and she's doing it primarily because [[{{troll}} she]] enjoys watching Inigo [[CasanovaWannabe crash and burn with other women]]. [[RelationshipUpgrade They get better, though.]]]]
--->[[spoiler: '''Morgan''']]: Come on, it's not too late to change your mind! Let's go philander! C'mooon!\\

[[spoiler: '''Morgan''']]: BOOOOORING.
** Said talk turns out to be [[spoiler: Inigo's confession of love for Morgan, to which her reply is: "...For seriously?" and his reply is "YES, FOR SERIOUSLY!"]]
** While we're on that, Inigo's confession is just brutally blunt and straight forward.

'''Lon'qu''': [[NotWhatItLooksLike What if you'd been seen]]? [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend Imagine what people would've thought]]!\\
'''Avatar''': [[AwesomeByAnalysis Oh, it's all right. I know exactly when and where everyone sleeps]]. [[CrazyPrepared I made sure I wouldn't be spotted]].\\

* [[BlueBlood Mari]][[RichBitch belle]] has a facial expression that rarely shows up, but when it does it is extremely hilarious to watch. ''[[spoiler:Her entire head goes red]]'' and she's either ''extremely'' embarrassed or ''extremely'' enraged. A notable example is when [[ThePerfectionist Fred]][[CrutchCharacter erick]] is [[TrainingFromHell running her into the ground with steward training]], [[JustifiedTrope she all but]] ''[[RantInducingSlight completely loses it]]'' at the end of her and Frederick's B support over [[spoiler: ''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Frederick not being able to see his reflection in a spoon she polished]]]]''. She may as well have ''[[spoiler: [[HighPressureEmotion steam shooting out from her]]]]''. Her voice clip and her last line that accompanies her shift in facial expression caps it off ''[[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments gloriously]]''.
** On that note, [[ShoutOut two of Frederick's lines in said support]]: [[spoiler: [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime UNACCEPTABLE!]]]]
* Tharja's supports with the Avatar are priceless. She [[spoiler: senses the dark forces hidden within the Avatar]] and becomes [[StalkerWIthACrush infatuated with your character]], regardless of gender. The C Support has her admitting to the Avatar that she's been watching the avatar sleep and taking notes on anything and everything he/she does. In the B support, after the Avatar offhandedly mentions that Tharja should try to be a little bit more normal, she attempts to act like a {{Genki Girl}}, complete with awkward, high-pitched laughs and ''eel pie.''

* In Maribelle's B support with Olivia, she helps her try to overcome her shyness by performing some "shock therapy" with her designed to do just that. As we find out from the results in their A support... [[spoiler: this involved them hitting on strangers with techniques meant to be used by "gentlemen only," as Maribelle realizes afterwards, including wolf whistles and bad pickup lines.]]
-->'''Olivia''': [[spoiler: Those pantaloons must be made of mirrors, for I can see myse-(cut off)]]

'''Severa''': ...Gods I can't even do ''that'' right.

*** Which, in itself, is hilarious, because the "cheerful" people Severa refers to can include [[GrumpyBear Gerome]], [[TheComicallySerious Frederick]], [[TheCynic Tharja]], [[spoiler: [[TheCaligula Gangrel]], [[TheConqueror Walhart]]]], [[TheStoic Laurent, and Miriel]].

-->One step closer and I'll be forced maim you.\\

* In Morgan and Nah's S support, Nah prays to [[GodIsGood Naga]], [[spoiler: who tells them both to get a room.]] It gets funnier if [[spoiler: the players have actually seen Naga in-story.]]

'''Cynthia''': Wait--'''I DIE?!'''
* The male Avatar and [[spoiler: Aversa's B Support, in which she reminds him (assuming you fought her with Chrom at the Table Approach) that she is the Avatar's adoptive sister, teases the Avatar for it, and only agrees to come back to sleep at the camp if her "biiig sibwing agwees to pwotect her!"]]

-->'''Avatar:''' Nh... gnnkh...nrrrrgh...! BWARGH! Wha--?! Risen! Wolves! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Risen riding wolves!]]
** Followed by Lissa laughing her head off, and then apologizing for ruining the Avatar's book in such an awkward and goofy way

** Their B conversation, Lissa offers the Avatar a shoulder rub, after roping them into it, the avatar's enjoying it, until the Avatar screams "Cold! Cold and slimy and cooooooold! AUGH! IT MOVED! LISSA WHAT IN BLAZES WAS THAT?!" After Lissa tells them it was a frog,the Avatar asks "Weren't you just saying yesterday frogs make you "all pukey"?" to which Lissa responds, with a pretty proud look on her face, "I put up with a lot for the sake of comedy."
** A rank, the Avatar is paranoid around Lissa, when she asks if they're actually mad

'''Lissa:''' Okay, okay! I'm sorry Avatar. I'm super-duper 100 percent sorry! And i won't do it anymore so please be my friend again, okay?

** Then Lissa calls the Avatar a hypocrite, to which they ask what's in Lissa's hand

'''Avatar:''' I'm sorry you were saying something about hypocrites?\\

** Male Avatar and Lissa's S support, Lissa is "Dying of boredom" because it's no fun pranking anyone else in camp because their reactions are bland and no one does "[[WildTake That crazy rubbery thing with their face]]" like the Avatar, to which they inquire about said "rubbery thing with their face", then the Avatar tells her she can prank him again if she opens up a box he has, Lissa at first refuses because it's such an obvious prank, but decides to open it anyway because of how much she loves seeing "the rubbery face thing", inside the box is a ring, after the Avatar proposes Lissa explains all the pranks were just to get his attention, then;
--->'''Lissa:''' Oooo! Plus I opened the box, so I get to prank you again right?!\\

* Lon-qu and Miriel's A rank support. Apparently, in an attempt to figure out the limits of his fear of women, she filled his tent with statues of women. Lon'qu destroys them all as he knows what would happen if anyone finds out that the man with a fear of women has his tent full of statues of them. This can get even funnier if you believe it happened while he was asleep and woke up screaming as he was suddenly surrounded by statues he didn't remember being there the night before.

** Doubling as a shout-out, one of Gregor's lines in a father-daughter support with Noire has him spouting this gem

'''Gaius:''' Aw, no worries. At least I hadn't taken off my smallclothes yet, eh? Er, but I did want to mention I'm usually in much better shape. With the stress of this blasted war, I've been eatin' more sweets than usual. Usually I'm a real piece of eye candy. Belly like a washboard, glutes like a lumberja--\\

* Gerome's supports with his father are full of funny moments, but Gerome's over reaction to his father hearing him say "cutey-poo" takes the cake.

--> '''Gerome:''' If my weapon breaks I can hurl the mask at my foe.

* In Laurent and Noire's S support, [[spoiler: Laurent, of all people, confesses to being a masochist, expressing excitement over one of Noire's SplitPersonality outbursts.]]

* As the group's official thief, many of Gaius' supports deal with the other characters suspecting him of stealing stuff from his fellow Shepherds. In his C support with Nowi it is revealed that this isn't completely untrue. But where the others think he's after their valuables, Gaius is more interested in stealing everyone's ''desserts''. In fact, when Nowi comes to pester him, he's just about to eat Chrom's...

-->'''Tharja''' Dasher and derricks... Remodel the barracks!\\
'''Virion''' As you wish, milady! Virion, AWAY!
** Even funnier because even when she got him to act like a cat, TheReveal at the end is that [[spoiler:her curses didn't work on him, he only did what she asked because of [[MsFanservice her beauty]].]]

'''Gaius:''' I warned you, you daft--- Um, what are you doing? H-hey! Don't run TOWARD me!\\
'''Sumia:''' Here's your beehive, Gaius---catch! Sorry, gotta run! See you later!

'''Virion:''' That sounds dreadful!

** In their B support, Lon'qu tells Miriel about his problem with women, and she promptly asks him if this extends to cats, monkeys, statues and ''[[{{Squick}} dead bodies of women]]''.

** Though it becomes [[FunnyAneurysmMoment less funny]] when you realize that [[spoiler: yes, Lon'qu would ''definitely'' be triggered by the dead bodies of women, given [[TheLostLenore what caused his phobia in the first place]].]]

* The Female Avatar asking Tiki questions while the latter is sleeping. The best part comes in their A-Support when [[spoiler: Tiki complains about a hag (Female [=MU=]) asking her questions and calls it a nightmare. When Tiki goes back to sleep, the Female [=MU=] tries to get closer to hear her again, only for Tiki to threaten [=FeMU=].]]
* Walhart as a villain emanates dread. [[spoiler:Walhart as your ally however? He'll leave you in stitches.]]

* There's a rather funny bit of GameplayAndStoryIntegration in Sully and male Robin's C Support. In her roster entry, Sully is described as "the woman to end all men." When she's yelling at Robin about how she doesn't care about her figure, just her muscle mass, Robin will briefly freak out and beg her not to attack him. Even better: Sully becomes genuinely confused as to why Robin thinks she's going attack him. In fact, the Support conversations between them are funny in general. For example, their B and A Supports revolve around them fighting and bonding over the results of the fitness contest from the C support, which includes both of them suffering over the effects [[spoiler: of eating the dried seaweed Robin brought up at the end of the C Support.]]

--> '''Laurent''': Well, I am more interested in whether or not we even exist on the same time axis. The marriage between your mother and I changed the future - created a NEW future. [[LogicBomb Which means... Which means... I should lie down for a bit. My head hurts.]]

* Most of Gregor's endings start out with a line about him sinking into a life of excess and gluttony, usually with his wife pulling him out of it somehow. With Cordelia, it's because he feels ashamed to be so lazy when she's working so hard, with Nowi it's to travel the world with her ([[spoiler: possibly to look for her family since she was kidnapped as an infant]]). Marry him to ''Tharja''....

--> '''Libra''': That wasn't a prayer - it was a market list! The gods are not scullery maids who deliver treacle tarts on demand!

** More hilariously, it's possible for Gaius to actually ''have'' a "first-born son" by this point, as some [[http://emiliasfescribbles.tumblr.com/post/51828872605/or-does-he-now-libra-gaius-b-was-really pointed out]]

-->'''Nowi''':Here's a bag of all my toenail clippings! ...Yes, I saved them. Don't ask why. Long story. Slightly gross.

* Vaike and Cordelia's S Support, in which he basically ''tells'' her to get over her attraction toward Chrom and marry him instead in such a blunt and sudden way that it catches her ''completely'' off guard. He also insinuates that part of his reason for proposing to her is to show Chrom up.

--> '''Lucina''': Mother, why don’t we have a little contest to see whose cooking Father prefers?
--> '''Olivia''': A-are you sure? Just thinking about raising a sword at my own child makes me nervous.

--> '''Frederick''': You spent two hours describing in vivid detail your unrequited passion for Chrom. You also sobbed repeatedly and kept asking me "Why, Frederick?! Why?!" [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Then you devoured all the sandwiches and ran off with the picnic hamper.]]

* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEGnwP-cXkU battle theme]] for the [[BeachEpisode Summer Scramble]] DLC. A steel drum arrangement of the Fire Emblem theme, with "lyrics" consisting of [[Creator/TomokazuSugita Chrom's]] VoiceGrunting.

** Doubled in hilarity since this is what Caeda/Shiida's recruitment conversation with Castor in Shadow Dragon boils down to.

* Again in Champions of Yore 3, before the battle. Chrom [[LampshadeHanging hangs a lampshade]] on how many Fire Emblem protagonists have blue hair. Since this includes him, too, it almost sounds like he's stealth praising himself.

** Even more hilarious perhaps, is the amount of money they were robbed of; let's just say a ''beggar'' has better savings than most of them. Lissa even praises Frederick for having a double-digit amount of coins!

** [[spoiler: Gangrel]] chastises them for robbing scum ''lower than themselves''.
** [[spoiler: Walhart]]'s quote comes off as a BadassBoast, but still hilarious nonetheless:
--> [[spoiler: '''Walhart''': Only a wretch would grasp at the gold clinking in the pockets of others. You want to steal from a conqueror? Best pray that coin doesn't melt in hell.]]

** Noire [[LargeHam roars in her violent state]], but instantly loses steam upon seeing the risen, deeming them very powerful if they had did such a thing as rob [[spoiler:20 coins]].

* In Paralogue 18, the Shepherds encounter [[spoiler: Gangrel, former Mad King of Plegia, [[HowTheMightyHaveFallen reduced to working with a rabble of bandits]]. Not content with brutalizing and dethroning him, Chrom takes this opportunity to rub salt in his wounds.]]

-->'''Lon'qu''': Now you're a piece of work. Got a lot to gain by picking on the weak, is that it? ... [[CombatPragmatist Well, so do I]].

** [[spoiler: [[EvilVegetarian Wal]][[SecretCharacter hart]]]] gets ''absolutely enraged'' that the entombed would deny [[spoiler: a conqueror like him]] sustenance, calling out the risen in his [[LargeHam usual manner of speaking.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Walhart''': True conquerors eschew meat and dine on the bounty of the earth! [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Would you deny me sustenance? Then you will pay!]]]]
** For that matter, there's [[spoiler:''[[TheStoic Yen'fay's]]'': ]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Yen'fay''': So, you are the dogs responsible. [[SeriousBusiness No crime is graver then eating another man's lettuce]]. Aye, may the weight of your crimes crush you in your dying breath.]]

* In Lost Bloodlines 2, if [[spoiler: Lucina]] faces off against Prince Marth, he questions why they're wearing the same clothes.

*** Katarina also compares the Avatar (either gender) to the one from New Mystery of the Emblem in Rogues & Redeemers 1, but the dialogue is much longer for a male Avatar and has a distinct ShipTease to it.

* [[spoiler:Walhart's]] quote when [[spoiler: he]] finds an item on the ground:

* If you marry [[spoiler: Gangrel]] and recruit Morgan, they'll sometimes have these conversation quotes when they step on a sparkling tile together.

[[spoiler: '''Gangrel''']]: Ha! You mean you haven't heard? Your father was [[spoiler: a turd with a crown.]] You should be ashamed to have been born into such disgrace. Now go away. [[Sugarwiki/HeartwarmingMoments I'll tell you the moment I do anything fatherly enough to merit your pride.]]

** More like that entire conversation. Owain suddenly becomes even more batshit insane than usual, constantly referring to Mist as a "wench", saying it is his duty to protect all wenches, and that every fiber of his being whispers to him "Sic Semper Wenchicus", to which Mist confusedly tranlsates with "...And thus to all wenches?" Finally, he makes a reference to LEGEND OF ZELDA with one of his attack names, causing Mist to reply "Oh gods... I do need protection."

*** Gaius also [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] and starts talking about archetypes--lampshading how Zihark doesn't exactly fit the [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy usual Myrmidon personality.]]

** Inigo starts to hit on Mia, but Mia mistakes it for an invitation to a practice duel. Inigo points out that they're already in a battle, and Mia says that that battle's not going anywhere and if enemies come nearby, they'll dispatch them. Finally Inigo says that all he wanted was to chat over tea, and Mia says she will..if Inigo wins their duel.
** Kellam gets seen again, this time by Sophia...who is equally surprised by Kellam's reaction since she's not used to being heard.

* In Rogues & Redeemers 2, [[spoiler: Gangrel]] can piss off the [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius Black Knight]] if he speaks to him.

* In the Harvest Scramble map, after watching [[spoiler:[[HoYay Victor and Vincent]] ]] passionately complimenting each other, Frederick suggests that he and Chrom do the same as they do. Chrom immediately commands him to pick up his lance and start killing things.

*** The censors ''didn't'' miss it in the European version -- there, the conversation is instead about her beautiful silky ''hair''. It's still pretty funny, though.

*** And then later [[spoiler: we find out that she wasn't drunk at all: the potion was a ''truth serum.'']]