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* Someone, probably Harry or Ron, circles the "bum" in "Glumbumble."

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* Someone, probably Harry or Ron, circles the "bum" in "Glumbumble."" [[note]]This might require some explanation for non-British readers; In British English, "bum" is slang for "butt" [[/note]]



* Under the section for mermaids, it is noted that the selkies of Scotland and the Merrows of Ireland are less beautiful than sirens. Harry crosses out "less beautiful" and just writes "ugly."

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* Under the section for mermaids, it is noted that the selkies of Scotland and the Merrows of Ireland are less beautiful than sirens.sirens (a.k.a. the things you think of as mermaids). Harry crosses out "less beautiful" and just writes "ugly."

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* Ron put some extra "X" in the Acromantula entry. The entry also mention that there's unconfirmed rumors about acromantulas in Scotland, which Harry and Ron write that they confirm those rumors.

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** The lowest danger rating is X, which means a beast is so utterly harmless that it's considered boring.
* Ron put some puts no fewer than nine extra "X" X's in the Acromantula entry. The entry also mention that there's unconfirmed rumors about acromantulas in Scotland, which Harry and Ron write that they confirm those rumors. rumors.
* The mournful cry of the Augurey was once believed to foretell death, which made it so feared that wizards would have heart attacks when they heard it (a footnote at the bottom refers to an in-universe book, ''Why I Didn't Die When the Augurey Cried''). Further research revealed that an Augurey only cries when it's about to rain. Uric the Oddball, an eccentric wizard, had 50 pet Augureys; during the winter, they cried and moaned so often that he was convinced he'd become a ghost and tried to walk through the walls of his house, resulting in what his biographer describes as "a concussion of ten days' duration."
* It is rumored that Fizzing Whizzbees (a magical sweet) are made with dried Billywing stings. Harry writes, "last time I eat them then."
* The Clabbert has a pustule on its head that glows red when danger is approaching. American wizards used to keep Clabberts in their trees to warn of approaching Muggles, but they had to stop because too many Muggles living next to wizards were asking why they still had their Christmas lights on in June.
* Listening to a Fwooper's song for too long will drive a person to insanity. Uric the Oddball tried to prove that it was actually good for one's health and listened to it for three months on end. He brought his findings to the Wizards' Council; they were not convinced because he showed up naked and wearing a dead badger on his head.
* Someone, probably Harry or Ron, circles the "bum" in "Glumbumble."


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* Under the section for mermaids, it is noted that the selkies of Scotland and the Merrows of Ireland are less beautiful than sirens. Harry crosses out "less beautiful" and just writes "ugly."
* Ron once had a pet Puffskein. He mournfully writes that [[KickTheDog Fred used it for Bludger practice]].
* A Runespoor is a magical snake with three heads. The left head makes the plans, the middle head gets lost in dreams, and the right head criticizes what the other two do by hissing loudly. Runespoors are sometimes seen with only two heads because the left and middle head got so annoyed with the right one that they bit it off.
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* In the section "A Brief History of Muggle Awareness of Fantastic Beasts", Harry circles the word "brief" and writes "you liar."
* Brother Benedict, a Muggle monk, once encountered a Jarvey (a magical beast that is more or less a large, hostile, talking ferret) which shouted, "Get out of it, baldy!" and bit him on the nose. The friar he talked to did not believe he'd met a talking ferret and asked him if he'd been drinking Brother Boniface's turnip wine.
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* Ron draws the logo of the Chudley Cannons, his favorite Quidditch team, on the table of contents page. Harry writes under it, "Write a decent team in my book for a change, Weasley."

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* This conversation scrawled on the first page:
-->'''Harry:''' This book belongs to Harry Potter.\\
'''Ron:''' Shared by Ron Weasley because his fell apart.\\
'''Hermione:''' Why don't you buy a new one then?\\
'''Ron:''' Write on your own book, Hermione.\\
'''Hermione:''' You bought all those Dungbombs on Saturday, you could have bought a new book instead.\\
'''Ron:''' Dungbombs ''rule''.



* This conversation scrawled on the first page:
-->'''Harry:''' This book belongs to Harry Potter.\\
'''Ron:''' Shared by Ron Weasley because his fell apart.\\
'''Hermione:''' Why don't you buy a new one then?\\
'''Ron:''' Write on your own book, Hermione.\\
'''Hermione:''' You bought all those Dungbombs on Saturday, you could have bought a new book instead.\\
'''Ron:''' Dungbombs ''rule''.
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* On the copyright page, there is a failed game of hangman (the word is "acromantula", Ron's greatest fear) with a doodle of a spider and the words "you die Weasley", a tic tac toe game, and the words "Harry loves" followed by the crossed-out words "Moaning Myrtle."
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'''Newt''': Not really, no, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} I annoy]] [[NotGoodWithPeople people]].\\

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'''Newt''': Not really, no, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} I annoy]] [[NotGoodWithPeople annoy people]].\\
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** Before this, he arrives at the bar and asks if there's anyone who can get him a drink — not noticing the tiny house elf bartender. [[CriticalResearchFailure This exchange]] follows:

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** Before this, he arrives at the bar and asks if there's anyone who can get him a drink — not noticing the tiny house elf bartender. [[CriticalResearchFailure This exchange]] exchange follows:
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* [[GoKartingWithBowser Malfoy and Ron's game of hangman.]]
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** And later it turned out that he was actually [[spoiler:having an affair with a local barmaid]]. Naturally, his wife was not pleased.[[note]]Also, [[FridgeLogic once you think about it]], the execution of his plan was terrible. It would've made the headlines, especially for being one of the few victims who confirmed they were attacked by the Lethifolds, and people who spotted Janus would've notified the family that he's alive in less than a hour. Lethifolds live in the tropics but we never find out if he was there at the time or not, he left a scribbled note but the bed was otherwise tidy when if you have time to write a note you will certainly try to put up a fight...[[/note]]

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** And later it turned out that he was actually [[spoiler:having an affair with a local barmaid]]. Naturally, his wife was not pleased.[[note]]Also, [[FridgeLogic once you think about it]], the execution of his plan was terrible. It would've made the headlines, especially for The news of someone being one of the few victims who confirmed able to fight back a Lethifold long enough to write a note confirming they were attacked by the Lethifolds, one would've spread fast and people who spotted Janus would've notified the family that he's alive in less than a hour. Lethifolds live in the tropics but we never find out if he was there at the time or not, he left a scribbled note but the bed was otherwise tidy when if you have time to write a note you will certainly try to put up a fight...[[/note]]
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** And later it turned out that he was actually [[spoiler:having an affair with a local barmaid]]. Naturally, his wife was not pleased.[[note]]Also, [[FridgeLogic once you think about it]], the execution of his plan was terrible. Lethifolds live in the tropics but we never find out if he was there at the time or not, he left a scribbled note but the bed was otherwise impeccable when if you have time to write a note you will certainly try to put up a fight...[[/note]]

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** And later it turned out that he was actually [[spoiler:having an affair with a local barmaid]]. Naturally, his wife was not pleased.[[note]]Also, [[FridgeLogic once you think about it]], the execution of his plan was terrible. It would've made the headlines, especially for being one of the few victims who confirmed they were attacked by the Lethifolds, and people who spotted Janus would've notified the family that he's alive in less than a hour. Lethifolds live in the tropics but we never find out if he was there at the time or not, he left a scribbled note but the bed was otherwise impeccable tidy when if you have time to write a note you will certainly try to put up a fight...[[/note]]

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** How not-pleased was she? Well, we don't get any details, but it's telling that, as seen in ''Order of the Phoenix'', there is an entire ward named for Janus at St. Mungo's Hospital. It's devoted to people suffering from long-term or permanent magical injury.

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