Funny / Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

The book:

  • "My name is Gregory Goyle and I smell." Written next to the entry on trolls for bonus points.
  • The book's intro talks about how wizardkind sought to differentiate between "beings" and "beasts", with the first classification of a "being" being anything that walks on two legs. This subsequently leads to chaos at a meeting of all these "beings": trolls smash the place up, hags look for children to eat, and Augureys make a huge din. Ultimately, the wizard in charge of opening the meeting runs cursing from the hall after slipping on some Porlock dung.
  • This conversation scrawled on the first page:
    Harry: This book belongs to Harry Potter.
    Ron: Shared by Ron Weasley because his fell apart.
    Hermione: Why don't you buy a new one then?
    Ron: Write on your own book, Hermione.
    Hermione: You bought all those Dungbombs on Saturday, you could have bought a new book instead.
    Ron: Dungbombs rule.
  • And of course Janus Thickey's "last words", a scribbled note saying:
    "Oh no, a Lethifold's got me, I'm suffocating"
    • And later it turned out that he was actually having an affair with a local barmaid. Naturally, his wife was not pleased.

The film: