History Funny / Fable

* Also in the expansion, if you choose to [[spoiler:kill the Guildmaster]], you [[KilledMidSentence cut off his]] [[BadassBoast]] [[KilledMidSentence by killing him with a single attack]].

* Heard from a bandit after [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist dying]]:

-->"Why do you guys want to [[GarnishingTheStory put chickens in everything]]?"

* How nobody has mentioned the rest of that quest is beyond me. Especially the dialogue at the end where the questgiver and his wife are debating over whether to save the chicken's lives.
--> Wife: But they could make wonderful poetry and literature!
--> Husband: They could destroy the town, or maybe even the world!
* The EnemyChatter among mercs and robbers are hilarious.

-->"It's a great day to be alive! And a better day to '''''kill!'''''

-->"Ah, the Normanomicon. As a young boy I often heard tales of its sinister exploits and prayed dearly that I would never encounter it myself. Incidentally, thank you for bringing it into my living quarters."

* After reaching the shores of Aurora, the Hero and Walter start walking into a cave, wherein Walter says a few funny lines, starting with the shouting of his pseudo-catchphrase "balls." Laugh now, because it [[NightmareFuel goes downhill from there]].

-->"Why do you guys want to [[EverythingsBetterWithChickens put chickens in everything]]?"

** How nobody has mentioned the rest of that quest is beyond me. Especially the dialogue at the end where the questgiver and his wife are debating over whether to save the chicken's lives.

-->"I like to think about puppies... [[KickTheDog About slowly, slowly crushing them."]]

-->"You have your mother's looks! ''({{Beat}})'' Eww....."

-->"I can help you find what you're looking for! Step 1--pull your head outta yer ass!"

-->"I was hoping you'd show up--I could use a good laugh!"

-->"I said it before and I'll say it again--I hate you."

* What about at the very end, if you let Lucien talk? Reaver stands, shoots him in the face and says "Oh, I thought he'd never shut up! Sorry, did you want to kill him?"

* May or may not count, but the kid who wants you to break the crates at the beginning of the game has this very odd line: "Are you just going to stand there, like a lemon?" What.
** Actually, 'don't just stand there like a lemon' is a pretty common phrase in Britain, and seeing as Fable is set in Albion (an old name for England) it isn't too out of place.

* May or may not count, but the kid who wants you to break the crates at the beginning of the game has this very odd line: "Are you just going to stand there, like a lemon?" What.

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*** Anything during sex is funny because people are seriously just standing around WATCHING. But your character is like "Doesn't matter...Had sex!"

** [[{{Squick}} "Nice doggy!"]]

-->"Oh, just look at you, so pure, so sincere...it really makes me wanna vomit!" ''(fake retching sounds)''

-->"You have your mother's looks! ({{Beat}}) Eww....."

-->"Oh, look at the doggie! He looks delicious!"