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24th Sep '16 6:59:09 AM kalel32688
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* When a wisp flies into the ground to revive Lieutenant Simmons in Mourningwood Fort, Major Swift is heard barking "Lieutenant Simmons, I specifically ordered you to remain buried!" Followed by Ben going "Why doesn't anyone follow orders anymore?"

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* When a wisp flies into the ground to revive Lieutenant Simmons in Mourningwood Fort, Major Swift is heard barking "Lieutenant Simmons, I specifically ordered you to remain buried!" buried!"
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Followed by Ben going "Why doesn't anyone follow orders anymore?"anymore?"
* After Sabine charges the Hero with proving himself/herself and the Hero asks for confirmation of the tasks given:
-->'''Sabine''': Yep, that's the lot. Off you go then. Nice knowing you.
* After the Hero proves himself to the Dwellers, Sabine starts to give a grand speech about storming into the castle...only for Walter to step forward and say they need to gather more people since they're still outnumbered. Sabine's disappointed response?
-->'''Sabine''': I was afraid you'd come off all logical and sensible.
* Kalin getting a chance to dish out some snark.
-->'''Ben''': How's that better than my idea?
-->'''Kalin''': We will live longer than a few seconds?
* Kalin's {{narm}}y war cry during the Battle of Bowerstone.
* During the Battle of Bowerstone, Sabine is rhapsodizing about being in a fight (after nearly dropping a building on the Hero, Walter, and Ben, no less) until Boulder gives a few panicked grunts, leading to this:
-->'''Sabine''': What is it, Boulder? (''looks and sees what's wrong'') Oh, bloody hell! MOVE, MOVE!
* Sabine's farewell during [[spoiler:Walter's funeral]]:
-->'''Sabine''': If ever you need to save the world from [[spoiler:another abomination]], you know where to find me.
20th Jun '16 5:25:22 AM longWriter
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* One of the loading screen tips includes a hilarious TakeThatScrappy, which mentions a rumor that, during the fall of the Heroes Guild, [[StopHelpingMe the Guildmaster]] was found dead with the words "YOUR HEALTH IS LOW" carved into his forehead.

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* One of the loading screen tips includes a hilarious TakeThatScrappy, which mentions a rumor that, during the fall of the Heroes Guild, [[StopHelpingMe [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper the Guildmaster]] was found dead with the words "YOUR HEALTH IS LOW" carved into his forehead.
3rd Jun '16 12:41:18 PM kalel32688
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* When a wisp flies into the ground to revive Lieutenant Simmons in Mourningwood Fort, Major Swift is heard barking "Lieutenant Simmons, I specifically ordered you to remain buried!" Followed by Ben going "Why doesn't anyone follow orders anymore?"
26th Apr '16 7:27:33 AM kalel32688
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* The little boy [[IntoxicationEnsues tripping on mushrooms]] in Bowerstone.
* If you're not strong enough to remove the sword from the stone outside the Temple of Avo, the dramatic crescendo that plays during the cut-scene [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand ends abruptly and anticlimactically]].

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* The little boy [[IntoxicationEnsues tripping on mushrooms]] in Bowerstone.
Bowerstone South.
* If you're not strong enough to remove the sword Sword from the stone Stone outside the Temple of Avo, the dramatic crescendo that plays during the cut-scene [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand ends abruptly and anticlimactically]].



* During the expansion pack's last few quests, [[spoiler:Jack of Blades]] will take over MissionControl. Some of the "tips" given are rather humorous.

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* During the expansion pack's ''The Lost Chapter'''s last few quests, [[spoiler:Jack of Blades]] will take over MissionControl. Some of the "tips" given are rather humorous.



* Also in the expansion, if you choose to [[spoiler:kill the Guildmaster]], you [[KilledMidSentence cut off his]] BadassBoast [[KilledMidSentence by killing him with a single attack]].

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* Also in the expansion, ''TLC'', if you choose to [[spoiler:kill the Guildmaster]], you [[KilledMidSentence cut off his]] BadassBoast [[KilledMidSentence by killing him with a single attack]].



* [[HonestJohnsDealership Murgo the trader's]] sales pitch at the start of the game, including hawking a "magic" mirror that makes you look more attractive, but only if you look into it in complete darkness.
* One of the loading screen tips includes a hilarious TakeThatScrappy, which mentions a rumor that, during the fall of the Heroes' Guild, [[StopHelpingMe the Guildmaster]] was found dead with the words "YOUR HEALTH IS LOW" carved into his forehead.

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* [[HonestJohnsDealership Murgo the trader's]] Murgo]]'s sales pitch at the start of the game, including hawking a "magic" mirror that makes you look more attractive, but only if you look into it in complete darkness.
* One of the loading screen tips includes a hilarious TakeThatScrappy, which mentions a rumor that, during the fall of the Heroes' Heroes Guild, [[StopHelpingMe the Guildmaster]] was found dead with the words "YOUR HEALTH IS LOW" carved into his forehead.



* A child might say something like this: "If I hold my breath for 30 seconds, I can see funny stuff."
* One quest has you go into an ancient tomb to find an old woman's son, Charlie. Then it turns out [[spoiler:"Charlie" is a full-grown man and a professional explorer, and his mother is just being [[MyBelovedSmother overprotective]].]]

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* A child might say something like this: "If I hold my breath for 30 thirty seconds, I can see funny stuff."
* One quest has you go into an ancient tomb to find an old woman's son, Charlie. Then it turns out [[spoiler:"Charlie" is a full-grown man and a professional explorer, and his mother is just being [[MyBelovedSmother overprotective]].]]overprotective]]]].



* The side-quest "The Game," which has the Hero drafted into playing a tabletop RPG with a trio of proto-geeks. LampshadeHanging aplenty ensues, along with some SelfDeprecation on Lionhead's part.

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* The side-quest "The Game," which has the Hero drafted into playing a tabletop RPG with a trio of proto-geeks. LampshadeHanging aplenty ensues, along with some SelfDeprecation on Lionhead's [[Creator/LionheadStudios Lionhead]]'s part.



* Sir Walter Beck gets some good lines. And also says "Balls" a lot.

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* Sir Walter Beck gets some good lines. And also says "Balls" "balls" a lot.



* The Mistpeak Valley Demon Door is writing a book, and needs two heroes to act out romance for him so he can write it. He sounds like a gentlemen, but after you finish, he tells you:

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* The Mistpeak Valley Demon Door is writing a book, book and needs two heroes to act out romance for him so he can write it. He sounds like a gentlemen, but after you finish, he tells you:



* The one time when Walter got past a magical barrier set up by a Hobbe. He shouted BOO and the Hobbe was so shocked that the barrier it was keeping up disappeared. And then it died of a heart attack.
* One of the sword finishing moves on hobbes is to [[LookBehindYou point behind them.]] The hobbe actually turns around and you slash their back.
** That's nothing. Another Hobbe finishing move is to ''punt'' the little sucker.
*** Using a hammer against them, well, here's the pitch, HOME RUN MOTHERFUCKER.
*** You think that's funny?! What about the pistol thing? When you're fighting a little Hobbe, if you attack it with a pistol at a certain range, it jumps up, and tries to eat your arm. Then, you pull the friggin' trigger, with your arm down its throat!
*** Also kicking them into the air and shooting them with your rifle into the opposite cavern.
** Enemy chatter when you use finishing moves, kinda hilarious when theres one guy left and he sounds crazy scared...then [[LeeroyJenkins bum rushes you.]]

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* The one time when How Walter got gets past a magical barrier set up by a Hobbe. hobbe: He shouted BOO shouts "BOO" and the Hobbe was hobbe is so shocked that the barrier it was it's keeping up disappeared. disappears. And then it died dies of a heart attack.
** Before that, when another hobbe erects a magical barrier and the Hero heads off to find a way around it, Walter is heard ranting at the Hobbe.
* One of the sword finishing moves on hobbes is to [[LookBehindYou point behind them.]] them]]. The hobbe actually turns around and you slash their back.
** That's nothing. Another Hobbe hobbe finishing move is to ''punt'' the little sucker.
*** Using a hammer against them, well, here's the pitch, HOME RUN RUN, MOTHERFUCKER.
*** You think that's funny?! What about the pistol thing? When you're fighting a little Hobbe, hobbe, if you attack it with a pistol at a certain range, it jumps up, up and tries to eat your arm. Then, you pull the friggin' trigger, trigger with your arm down its throat!
*** Also Also, kicking them into the air and shooting them with your rifle into the opposite cavern.
** Enemy chatter when you use finishing moves, kinda hilarious when theres there's one guy left and he sounds crazy scared...then [[LeeroyJenkins bum rushes you.]]you]].



* Every single time you make one of the "moral" decrees rather than the "profitable" ones, Reaver makes a hilariously tongue-in-cheek public service announcement trying to put a positive spin on things... from his own twisted point of view.
--> At Reaver Industries Orphanage, we care. Even if you don't deserve it.
* After reaching the shores of Aurora, the Hero and Walter start walking into a cave, wherein Walter says a few funny lines, starting with the shouting of his pseudo-catchphrase "balls." Laugh now, because [[MoodWhiplash it goes downhill from there]].

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* Every single time you make one of the "moral" decrees rather than the "profitable" ones, Reaver makes a hilariously tongue-in-cheek public {{public service announcement announcement}} trying to put a positive spin on things... things...from his own twisted point of view.
--> At "At Reaver Industries Orphanage, we care. Even if you don't deserve it.
it."
* After reaching the shores of Aurora, the Hero and Walter start walking into a cave, wherein Walter says a few funny lines, starting with the shouting of his pseudo-catchphrase pseudo-CatchPhrase "balls." Laugh now, because [[MoodWhiplash it goes downhill from there]].



--->'''The Hero:''' ''(casually)'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall All the time.]]

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--->'''The Hero:''' ''(casually)'' (''casually'') [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall All the time.]]



-->Have you been drinking? If not, you should try it -- it couldn't hurt.

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-->Have you been drinking? If not, you should try it -- it it. It couldn't hurt.



* Some of the house names are quite funny. There's one called "I Know We Can Make This Work Manor", and it is ''ever'' so tempting [[TemptingFate to move your spouse there after you get married]].
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* Some of the house names are quite funny. There's one called "I Know We Can Make This Work Manor", Manor" and it is ''ever'' so tempting [[TemptingFate to move your spouse there after you get married]].
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22nd Feb '16 9:26:41 PM seminoles8
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* At the very end, if you let Lucien talk for long enough, Reaver stands, shoots him in the face, and says "Oh, I thought he'd never shut up! Sorry, did you want to kill him?"

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* At the very end, if you let Lucien talk for long enough, Reaver stands, shoots him in the face, and says "Oh, "Oh good, I thought he'd never shut up! Sorry, I'm sorry, did you want to kill him?"
20th Jan '16 9:14:50 AM kalel32688
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* If you're not strong enough to remove the sword from the stone outside the Temple of Avo, the dramatic crescendo that plays during the cut-scene [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand ends abruptly and anticlimactically.]]

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* If you're not strong enough to remove the sword from the stone outside the Temple of Avo, the dramatic crescendo that plays during the cut-scene [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand ends abruptly and anticlimactically.]]anticlimactically]].



* One of the loading screen tips includes a hilarious TakeThatScrappy, which mentions a rumor that during the fall of the Heroes' Guild, [[StopHelpingMe the Guildmaster]] was found dead with the words "YOUR HEALTH IS LOW" carved into his forehead.
* What about at the very end, if you let Lucien talk for long enough? Reaver stands, shoots him in the face and says "Oh, I thought he'd never shut up! Sorry, did you want to kill him?"
* A child might say something like this: "If I hold my breath for 30 seconds, I can see funny stuff".
* One quest has you go into an ancient tomb to find an old woman's son, Charlie. Then it turns out [[spoiler: "Charlie" is a full -grown man and a professional explorer, and his mother is just being [[MyBelovedSmother overprotective]].]]

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* One of the loading screen tips includes a hilarious TakeThatScrappy, which mentions a rumor that that, during the fall of the Heroes' Guild, [[StopHelpingMe the Guildmaster]] was found dead with the words "YOUR HEALTH IS LOW" carved into his forehead.
* What about at At the very end, if you let Lucien talk for long enough? enough, Reaver stands, shoots him in the face face, and says "Oh, I thought he'd never shut up! Sorry, did you want to kill him?"
* A child might say something like this: "If I hold my breath for 30 seconds, I can see funny stuff".
stuff."
* One quest has you go into an ancient tomb to find an old woman's son, Charlie. Then it turns out [[spoiler: "Charlie" [[spoiler:"Charlie" is a full -grown full-grown man and a professional explorer, and his mother is just being [[MyBelovedSmother overprotective]].]]



* During the prologue, one quest has you deliver a love letter from Monty to his beloved Belinda. You can take the "evil" option and give it to Belinda's cruel and overbearing mother instead, which causes the old woman to storm out, confront the would-be paramour and give him a tongue-lashing. Monty tries to claim that the letter was intended for the mother, and is mortified to find the woman apparently reciprocates his "feelings"...

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* During the prologue, one quest has you deliver a love letter from Monty to his beloved Belinda. You can take the "evil" option and give it to Belinda's cruel and overbearing mother instead, which causes the old woman to storm out, confront the would-be paramour paramour, and give him a tongue-lashing. Monty tries to claim that the letter was intended for the mother, and is mortified to find the woman apparently reciprocates his "feelings"...



* After Reaver learns that [[spoiler:Lucien has reneged on their arrangement (while the Hero's off delivering the Shadow Seal to the Shadow Judges, Reaver sells the Hero to Lucien in exchange for gold)]], he has this to say to the Hero:
-->'''Reaver''': [[spoiler:Lucien and I had a gentlemen's agreement! How dare he betray me? Just when I was in the middle of betraying you!]]



* The sidequest "The Game", which has the Hero drafted into playing a tabletop RPG with a trio of proto-geeks. LampshadeHanging aplenty ensues, along with some SelfDeprecation on Lionhead's part.

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* The sidequest side-quest "The Game", Game," which has the Hero drafted into playing a tabletop RPG with a trio of proto-geeks. LampshadeHanging aplenty ensues, along with some SelfDeprecation on Lionhead's part.



-->"You're...dressed as a chicken. What are you - what are you planning to do...dressed as a chicken?!"
** [[BraggingRightsReward Make a royal decree,]] [[CompletelyMissingThePoint of course.]]

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-->"You're...dressed as a chicken. What are you - what you-- What are you planning to do...dressed as a chicken?!"
** [[BraggingRightsReward Make a royal decree,]] decree]], [[CompletelyMissingThePoint of course.]]course]].



-->"Ah, the Normanomicon. As a young boy I often heard tales of its sinister exploits and prayed dearly that I would never encounter it myself. Incidentally, thank you for bringing it into my living quarters."
** Of course he's funny, considering [[JohnCleese who does his voice]].
* The chicken quest. Especially the dialogue at the end where the questgiver and his wife are debating over whether to save the chicken's lives.

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-->"Ah, the Normanomicon. As a young boy boy, I often heard tales of its sinister exploits and prayed dearly that I would never encounter it myself. Incidentally, thank you for bringing it into my living quarters."
** Of course he's funny, considering [[JohnCleese [[Creator/JohnCleese who does his voice]].
* The chicken quest. Especially the dialogue at the end where the questgiver quest-giver and his wife are debating over whether to save the chicken's lives.



* The Gnomes, replacing the Gargoyles from Fable II, have some hilarious little catchphrases.

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* The Gnomes, replacing the Gargoyles from Fable II, ''Fable II'', have some hilarious little catchphrases.



* The Mistpeak Valley Demon Door is writing a book, and needs two heroes to act out romance for him so he can write it. He sounds like a gentlemen, but after you finish he tells you:

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* The Mistpeak Valley Demon Door is writing a book, and needs two heroes to act out romance for him so he can write it. He sounds like a gentlemen, but after you finish finish, he tells you:



* After reaching the shores of Aurora, the Hero and Walter start walking into a cave, wherein Walter says a few funny lines, starting with the shouting of his pseudo-catchphrase "balls." Laugh now, because it goes downhill from there.

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* After reaching the shores of Aurora, the Hero and Walter start walking into a cave, wherein Walter says a few funny lines, starting with the shouting of his pseudo-catchphrase "balls." Laugh now, because [[MoodWhiplash it goes downhill from there.there]].
26th Sep '15 6:02:55 PM Pigeonesque
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-->"I think your weapon might be bent. Oh no, wait, that's you!"
18th Aug '15 7:26:25 PM Arruruerie
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** That said, as the creepy ''starts'' setting in...
--->'''Walter:''' You ever feel like someone's playing games with us?
--->'''The Hero:''' ''(casually)'' [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall All the time.]]
15th Mar '14 3:07:51 PM LentilSandEater
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* Shame on you all for not mentioning how Walter got past a magical barrier set up by a Hobbe. He shouted BOO and the Hobbe was so shocked that the barrier it was keeping up disappeared. And then it died of a heart attack.

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* Shame on you all for not mentioning how The one time when Walter got past a magical barrier set up by a Hobbe. He shouted BOO and the Hobbe was so shocked that the barrier it was keeping up disappeared. And then it died of a heart attack.
15th Feb '14 6:06:46 AM Andyroid
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* Also in the expansion, if you choose to [[spoiler:kill the Guildmaster]], you [[KilledMidSentence cut off his]] [[BadassBoast]] [[KilledMidSentence by killing him with a single attack]].

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* Also in the expansion, if you choose to [[spoiler:kill the Guildmaster]], you [[KilledMidSentence cut off his]] [[BadassBoast]] BadassBoast [[KilledMidSentence by killing him with a single attack]].



* Heard from a bandit after [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist dying]]:

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* Heard from a bandit after [[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist dying]]:the Hero gets killed in combat]]:



-->"Why do you guys want to [[GarnishingTheStory put chickens in everything]]?"

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-->"Why do you guys want to [[GarnishingTheStory [[CluckingFunny put chickens in everything]]?"



* How nobody has mentioned the rest of that quest is beyond me. Especially the dialogue at the end where the questgiver and his wife are debating over whether to save the chicken's lives.
--> Wife: But they could make wonderful poetry and literature!
--> Husband: They could destroy the town, or maybe even the world!
* The EnemyChatter among mercs and robbers are hilarious.

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* How nobody has mentioned the rest of that quest is beyond me.The chicken quest. Especially the dialogue at the end where the questgiver and his wife are debating over whether to save the chicken's lives.
--> Wife: '''Wife:''' But they could make wonderful poetry and literature!
--> Husband: '''Husband:''' They could destroy the town, or maybe even the world!
* The EnemyChatter among mercs and robbers are is often hilarious.



-->"It's a great day to be alive! And a better day to '''''kill!'''''

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-->"It's a great day to be alive! And a better day to '''''kill!''''''''''kill!'''''"
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