History Funny / EmpireRecords

10th Jul '16 6:59:52 AM wittylibrarian
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* "Empire Records, we're open till midnight, this is Mark... ({{Beat}}) ''midnight''."

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* "Empire Records, we're open till midnight, this is Mark... ({{Beat}}) ''midnight''."''Midnight''!"



-->'''AJ: '''I don't feel the need to explain my art to you.

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-->'''AJ: '''I -->'''AJ:''' I don't feel the need to explain my art to you.



* His name's definitely not Warren.

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* His name's definitely not [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] Warren.
10th Jul '16 6:58:03 AM wittylibrarian
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* Debra and Gina blithely observe Lucas chase shoplifter Warren around the store:

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* Debra and Gina blithely [[https://youtu.be/Uto5MhAV_W4 observe Lucas chase shoplifter Warren around the store:store]]:



-->'''Gina:''' Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. (''laughs'') Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.

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-->'''Gina:''' Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. (''laughs'') (EvilLaugh) Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
17th May '16 1:52:51 PM wittylibrarian
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* Rex Manning, blithely unaware that his fame is outdated, is thinking he'll get a big turnout of young sexy female fans like he enjoyed having [[TheEighties in his heydey]]. Instead, he gets [[HumiliationConga a steady stream of housewives his own age]] that slowly put a hit to his huge ego. Until he gets one young sexy female fan in line for an autograph... she can give to ''her mother''.
10th May '16 1:14:30 PM wittylibrarian
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** "God, that is so clever. I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets."


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* His name's definitely not Warren.
21st Sep '15 12:45:01 PM Kate
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* -->'''Lucas:'''Joe, I have to be honest with you. The money is not here... it's in Atlantic City.

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* Lucas makes a confession.
-->'''Lucas:'''Joe, I have to be honest with you. The money is not here... it's in Atlantic City.
21st Sep '15 12:43:05 PM Kate
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* "Joe, I have to be honest with you. The money is not here... it's in Atlantic City."

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* "Joe, -->'''Lucas:'''Joe, I have to be honest with you. The money is not here... it's in Atlantic City."City.
-->'''Joe''': What's it doing in Atlantic City?
-->'''Lucas''': ...Recirculating?
5th Jun '15 9:08:35 AM Angelus25
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-->'''AJ:'''I don't feel the need to explain my art to you.

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-->'''AJ:'''I -->'''AJ: '''I don't feel the need to explain my art to you.



-->'''Lucas:'''Look at this music. Rap...How about some calming classical? Maybe some jazz.
-->'''Warren:'''Maybe you bite me.

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-->'''Lucas:'''Look -->'''Lucas: '''Look at this music. Rap...How about some calming classical? Maybe some jazz.
-->'''Warren:'''Maybe -->'''Warren: '''Maybe you bite me.
14th Apr '15 2:48:29 PM Ciel12
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* Lucas tried to save Empire at the start of the film. He loses some money meant to pay the shop's bank bills when gambling. Cue him looking at the camera and delivering this.
-->'''Lucas:''' I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this...
* "Well Sinead O'Rebellion! Shock me, shock me, shock me, with that deviant behaviour!"
* AJ glues coins to the floor. Warren questions why.
-->'''AJ:'''I don't feel the need to explain my art to you.
* "Joe, I have to be honest with you. The money is not here... it's in Atlantic City."
* Lucas' attempts to freak out Warren.
* Lucas attempts to calm Warren down.
-->'''Lucas:'''Look at this music. Rap...How about some calming classical? Maybe some jazz.
-->'''Warren:'''Maybe you bite me.
3rd Dec '13 9:35:21 PM DoctorSerenitySquid
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** Doubly funny for anyone who has ever worked any Customer Service/Reception position involving such a canned phrase... or who has ever called such a business only needing to know the business hours.

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** Doubly funny for anyone who has ever worked any Customer Service/Reception position involving such a canned phrase... or who has ever called such a business only needing to know the business hours.hours.
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28th Aug '13 2:12:22 PM AFP
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* "Empire Records, we're open till midnight, this is Mark... ({{Beat}}) ''midnight''."

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* "Empire Records, we're open till midnight, this is Mark... ({{Beat}}) ''midnight''.""
** Doubly funny for anyone who has ever worked any Customer Service/Reception position involving such a canned phrase... or who has ever called such a business only needing to know the business hours.
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