History Funny / EmpireRecords

21st Sep '15 12:45:01 PM Kate
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* -->'''Lucas:'''Joe, I have to be honest with you. The money is not here... it's in Atlantic City.

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* Lucas makes a confession.
-->'''Lucas:'''Joe, I have to be honest with you. The money is not here... it's in Atlantic City.
21st Sep '15 12:43:05 PM Kate
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* "Joe, I have to be honest with you. The money is not here... it's in Atlantic City."

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* "Joe, -->'''Lucas:'''Joe, I have to be honest with you. The money is not here... it's in Atlantic City."City.
-->'''Joe''': What's it doing in Atlantic City?
-->'''Lucas''': ...Recirculating?
5th Jun '15 9:08:35 AM Angelus25
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-->'''AJ:'''I don't feel the need to explain my art to you.

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-->'''AJ:'''I -->'''AJ: '''I don't feel the need to explain my art to you.



-->'''Lucas:'''Look at this music. Rap...How about some calming classical? Maybe some jazz.
-->'''Warren:'''Maybe you bite me.

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-->'''Lucas:'''Look -->'''Lucas: '''Look at this music. Rap...How about some calming classical? Maybe some jazz.
-->'''Warren:'''Maybe -->'''Warren: '''Maybe you bite me.
14th Apr '15 2:48:29 PM Ciel12
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* Lucas tried to save Empire at the start of the film. He loses some money meant to pay the shop's bank bills when gambling. Cue him looking at the camera and delivering this.
-->'''Lucas:''' I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this...
* "Well Sinead O'Rebellion! Shock me, shock me, shock me, with that deviant behaviour!"
* AJ glues coins to the floor. Warren questions why.
-->'''AJ:'''I don't feel the need to explain my art to you.
* "Joe, I have to be honest with you. The money is not here... it's in Atlantic City."
* Lucas' attempts to freak out Warren.
* Lucas attempts to calm Warren down.
-->'''Lucas:'''Look at this music. Rap...How about some calming classical? Maybe some jazz.
-->'''Warren:'''Maybe you bite me.
3rd Dec '13 9:35:21 PM DoctorSerenitySquid
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** Doubly funny for anyone who has ever worked any Customer Service/Reception position involving such a canned phrase... or who has ever called such a business only needing to know the business hours.

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** Doubly funny for anyone who has ever worked any Customer Service/Reception position involving such a canned phrase... or who has ever called such a business only needing to know the business hours.hours.
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28th Aug '13 2:12:22 PM AFP
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* "Empire Records, we're open till midnight, this is Mark... ({{Beat}}) ''midnight''."

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* "Empire Records, we're open till midnight, this is Mark... ({{Beat}}) ''midnight''.""
** Doubly funny for anyone who has ever worked any Customer Service/Reception position involving such a canned phrase... or who has ever called such a business only needing to know the business hours.
26th Oct '12 4:29:55 AM AFP
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* [[MushroomSamba "You play a mean guitar, Mark! It's really a shame that you must...DIE!"]]
** And of course, Mark's [[ActuallyPrettyFunny reaction]] to seeing himself devoured on stage.
26th Oct '12 4:24:23 AM AFP
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* "Empire Records, we're open till midnight, this is Mark...midnight."

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* "Empire Records, we're open till midnight, this is Mark...midnight. ({{Beat}}) ''midnight''."
24th Jun '12 10:43:19 AM lipranzer
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* Debra and Gina blithely observe Lucas chase shoplifter Warren around the store:
-->'''Gina:''' Isn't it customary to *leave* the scene after committing the crime?
-->'''Debra:''' Definitely an amateur.
** Followed by Gina's announcement to the customers:
-->'''Gina:''' Attention Rex Manning fans, to your left you will notice a shoplifter being chased by night manager, Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried in a vat of hot oil and served to our first hundred customers. (''laughs'') Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
* Gina wearing [[NakedApron Music Town apron]]. "I think Music Town is torn on the whole 'revealing clothing' issue."
** Even funnier is Lucas trying to cover Warren's eyes while Gina is dancing, and Warren pulling away.
* Debra and Gina's SnarkToSnarkCombat:
-->'''Debra:''' No visible tattoos.
-->'''Gina:''' No revealing clothing.
-->'''Debra:''' We're both screwed. At least you're used to it.
-->'''Gina:''' Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin'.
* "Empire Records, we're open till midnight, this is Mark...midnight."
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