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* It may have [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossed the line twice]], but Milton firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing [[CoitusUninterruptus his special oil check]] on the waitress AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.

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* It may have [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossed the line twice]], but Milton firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing [[CoitusUninterruptus his special oil check]] on the waitress Candy AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.


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** Even before the shootout, they're going at it in the room right next to Piper's, and the walls [[TheImmodestOrgasm do absolutely nothing to dampen the sound]], much to Piper's chagrin.
** At one point in the shootout, a mook uses a [[ShockAndAwe cattle prod]] on Milton, and the shock channels through his body into Candy's, resulting in probably the single greatest orgasm she'll ever experience for the rest of her life.
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** The drinking whiskey also being in slow motion lets you know that they knew exactly what kind of movie this was.

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** [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]] Bopping along to disco while driving a massive truck through a roadblock and causing a massive fireball in your wake? Only this guy.



* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]]

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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]]

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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]]
* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing [[CoitusUninterruptus his special oil check]] on the waitress AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
** This is also hilarious later on when the shell-shocked waitress is trying to explain what happened to the cops.



-->'''The Accountant:''' You, fat fuck!

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-->'''The --->'''The Accountant:''' You, fat fuck!



-->'''Teen #1:''' Jesus!
-->'''The Accountant:''' [[LiteralMinded Carpenter]]. And, despite what you've heard, prefers short hair.

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-->'''Teen --->'''Stoner #1:''' Jesus!
-->'''The --->'''The Accountant:''' [[LiteralMinded Carpenter]].Carpenter. And, despite what you've heard, prefers short hair.]]



-->'''Teen #2:''' You almost fucking killed me, man!
-->'''The Accountant:''' Not even close. I won't see you again until you're seventy-three. (''looks over at the other guy'') You I'll see in three months. (''walks away'')
-->'''Teen #1:''' What does that mean?!

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-->'''Teen --->'''Stoner #2:''' You almost fucking fuckin' killed me, man!
-->'''The --->'''The Accountant:''' Not even close. I won't see you again until you're seventy-three. (''looks over at the other guy'') You I'll see in three months. (''walks away'')
-->'''Teen --->'''Stoner #1:''' What does that mean?!



--> '''Accountant''': What's that?
--> '''Cultist''': A symbol of our pact with Lord {{Satan}}.
--> '''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny; he's never mentioned you. (''looks at the Cultist's shattered legs'') Whoa, those are fucked!

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--> ---> '''Accountant''': What's that?
--> ---> '''Cultist''': A symbol of our pact with Lord {{Satan}}.
--> ---> '''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny; he's never mentioned you. (''looks at the Cultist's shattered legs'') Whoa, those are fucked!



-->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good Heaven are you a FBI agent!
-->'''Accountant''': Gentlemen, I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of Get-the-Fuck-Out-of-My-Way! You boys just bungled into an ongoing investigation.
** The Accountant then exposes one of the cops as a cultist working for King and tells him to call him. When the cop/cultist does, the Accountant leans in close to hear.
** "If your definition of 'forever' is the next five seconds, then you'd probably be right."

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-->'''Captain''': --->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good Heaven are you a FBI agent!
-->'''Accountant''': --->'''Accountant''': Gentlemen, I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of Get-the-Fuck-Out-of-My-Way! You boys just bungled into an ongoing investigation.
** *** The Accountant then exposes one of the cops as a cultist working for King and tells him to call him. When the cop/cultist does, the Accountant leans in close to hear.
** "If "'Forever?' If your definition of 'forever' is the next five seconds, then you'd probably be right."



-->'''Accountant''': Well!

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-->'''Accountant''': Well!--->'''Accountant''': Well!
* It may have [[CrossesTheLineTwice crossed the line twice]], but Milton firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing [[CoitusUninterruptus his special oil check]] on the waitress AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
** This is also hilarious later on when the shell-shocked waitress is trying to explain what happened to the cops.
* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]]

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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]]
* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing [[CoitusUninterruptus his special oil check]] on the lady in the motel AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.

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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it/ it / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]]
* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing [[CoitusUninterruptus his special oil check]] on the lady in the motel waitress AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.



* The Accountant's very first line in the film.
-->'''The Accountant:''' You, fat fuck.

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* You know what? The Accountant. Just the Accountant.
**
The Accountant's very first line in the film.
-->'''The Accountant:''' You, fat fuck.fuck!



** And when he is addressing the two stoners.

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** And then when he is addressing the two stoners.



-->'''The Accountant:''' Not even close. I won't see you again until you're seventy-three. (''looks over at the other guy'') You I'll see in three months.
-->(''he walks away'')

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-->'''The Accountant:''' Not even close. I won't see you again until you're seventy-three. (''looks over at the other guy'') You I'll see in three months.
-->(''he walks
months. (''walks away'')



* This exchange between the Accountant and one of the cultists after the former notices the latter's pentagram tattoo:

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* ** This exchange between the Accountant and one of the cultists after the former notices the latter's pentagram tattoo:



--> '''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny--he's never mentioned you.
--> (''looks at the Cultist's shattered legs'')
--> '''Accountant''': Whoa, those are fucked!
* After the Accountant interrupts the police trying to apprehend Milton and Piper (thereby allowing them to escape), he whips out his coin, tosses it into the air, and it becomes a FBI badge which he shows to the police captain, and we get this exchange:
-->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good heaven are you a FBI agent!
-->'''Accountant''': Gentlemen, I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of Get-the-Fuck-Out-of-My-Way! You boys just stumbled onto an ongoing investigation.

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--> '''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny--he's Funny; he's never mentioned you.
-->
you. (''looks at the Cultist's shattered legs'')
--> '''Accountant''':
legs'') Whoa, those are fucked!
* ** After the Accountant interrupts the police trying to apprehend Milton and Piper (thereby allowing them to escape), he whips out his coin, tosses it into the air, and it becomes a FBI badge which he shows to the police captain, and we get this exchange:
-->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good heaven Heaven are you a FBI agent!
-->'''Accountant''': Gentlemen, I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of Get-the-Fuck-Out-of-My-Way! You boys just stumbled onto bungled into an ongoing investigation.



* "If your definition of 'forever' is the next five seconds, then you'd probably be right."
* The Accountant's reaction when Piper gets free from his grasp, grabs the Godkiller, and trains it on him.

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* ** "If your definition of 'forever' is the next five seconds, then you'd probably be right."
* ** The Accountant's reaction when Piper gets free from his grasp, grabs the Godkiller, and trains it on him.



* You know what? The Accountant. Just the Accountant.
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* You know what? The Accountant. Just the Accountant.

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-->'''The Accountant:''' [[LiteralMinded Carpenter.]] And, despite what you've heard, prefers short hair.

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-->'''The Accountant:''' [[LiteralMinded Carpenter.]] Carpenter]]. And, despite what you've heard, prefers short hair.



-->'''The Accountant:''' Not even close. I won't see you again until you're 73. (''looks over at the other guy'') You I'll see in three months.

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-->'''The Accountant:''' Not even close. I won't see you again until you're 73.seventy-three. (''looks over at the other guy'') You I'll see in three months.



--> '''Cultist''': A symbol of our pact with Lord Satan.
--> '''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny -- he's never mentioned you.

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--> '''Cultist''': A symbol of our pact with Lord Satan.
{{Satan}}.
--> '''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny -- he's Funny--he's never mentioned you.



* After the Accountant interrupts the police trying to apprehend Milton and Piper (thereby allowing them to escape), he whips out his coin, tosses it and it becomes a FBI badge which he shows to the police captain, and we get this exchange:
-->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good heaven are you an FBI agent!

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* After the Accountant interrupts the police trying to apprehend Milton and Piper (thereby allowing them to escape), he whips out his coin, tosses it into the air, and it becomes a FBI badge which he shows to the police captain, and we get this exchange:
-->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good heaven are you an a FBI agent!



* The Accountant's reaction when Piper gets free and grabs the Godkiller.
-->'''Accountant''': Well!

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* The Accountant's reaction when Piper gets free and from his grasp, grabs the Godkiller.
Godkiller, and trains it on him.
-->'''Accountant''': Well!Well!
----
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--> '''Accountant''': Whoa, those are fucked!

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--> '''Accountant''': Whoa, those are fucked!fucked!
* After the Accountant interrupts the police trying to apprehend Milton and Piper (thereby allowing them to escape), he whips out his coin, tosses it and it becomes a FBI badge which he shows to the police captain, and we get this exchange:
-->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good heaven are you an FBI agent!
-->'''Accountant''': Gentlemen, I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of Get-the-Fuck-Out-of-My-Way! You boys just stumbled onto an ongoing investigation.
** The Accountant then exposes one of the cops as a cultist working for King and tells him to call him. When the cop/cultist does, the Accountant leans in close to hear.
* "If your definition of 'forever' is the next five seconds, then you'd probably be right."
* The Accountant's reaction when Piper gets free and grabs the Godkiller.
-->'''Accountant''': Well!
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--> '''Accountant''': A pact, really? Funny -- he's never mentioned you.

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--> '''Accountant''': A pact, really? huh? Funny -- he's never mentioned you.



--> '''Accountant''': Wow, those are fucked!

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--> '''Accountant''': Wow, Whoa, those are fucked!

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-->'''The Accountant:''' "You, fat fuck."

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-->'''The Accountant:''' "You, You, fat fuck."fuck.
** When the first stoner reacts to him bursting from his overturned car.
-->'''Teen #1:''' Jesus!
-->'''The Accountant:''' [[LiteralMinded Carpenter.]] And, despite what you've heard, prefers short hair.



-->'''Teen #2:''' "You almost fucking killed me, man!"
-->'''The Accountant:''' "Not even close. I won't see you again until you're 73." (''looks over at the other guy'') "You I'll see in three months."

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-->'''Teen #2:''' "You You almost fucking killed me, man!"
man!
-->'''The Accountant:''' "Not Not even close. I won't see you again until you're 73." (''looks over at the other guy'') "You You I'll see in three months."



-->'''Teen #1:''' "What does that mean?!"

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-->'''Teen #1:''' "What What does that mean?!"mean?!
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* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing his special oil check on the lady in the motel AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.

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* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing [[CoitusUninterruptus his special oil check check]] on the lady in the motel AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
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* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel]] AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.

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* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel]] motel AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]]
* It may have crossed the line twice, but blowing up several assailaints while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel]] AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.

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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]]
* It may have crossed the line twice, but blowing up firing at and killing several assailaints [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel]] AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.

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* "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..." *BOOM!*

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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..." *BOOM!*"]]



* See the SoundtrackDissonance entry in the main page.

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* When the Accountant sees one cultist's pentagram tattoo:
-->'''Cultist''': It's a symbol of our pact with Lord Satan.
-->'''The Accountant''': Pact? Really? Funny, he's never mentioned you.
** And when he notices that said cultist's legs are terribly injured:
--> "Wow! Those are fucked!"

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* When See the SoundtrackDissonance entry in the main page.
* This exchange between
the Accountant sees and one cultist's of the cultists after the former notices the latter's pentagram tattoo:
-->'''Cultist''': It's a --> '''Accountant''': What's that?
--> '''Cultist''': A
symbol of our pact with Lord Satan.
-->'''The Accountant''': Pact? Really? Funny, --> '''Accountant''': A pact, really? Funny -- he's never mentioned you.
** And when he notices that said cultist's legs are terribly injured:
you.
--> "Wow! Those (''looks at the Cultist's shattered legs'')
--> '''Accountant''': Wow, those
are fucked!"fucked!
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-->'''The Accountant''': Pact? Really? Funny, he's never mentioned you.

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-->'''The Accountant''': Pact? Really? Funny, he's never mentioned you.you.
** And when he notices that said cultist's legs are terribly injured:
--> "Wow! Those are fucked!"
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-->'''Teen #1:''' "What does that mean?!"

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-->'''Teen #1:''' "What does that mean?!"mean?!"
* When the Accountant sees one cultist's pentagram tattoo:
-->'''Cultist''': It's a symbol of our pact with Lord Satan.
-->'''The Accountant''': Pact? Really? Funny, he's never mentioned you.
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* It may have crossed the line twice, but blowing up several assailaints while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel]] AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.

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* It may have crossed the line twice, but blowing up several assailaints while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel]] AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.side-splitting.
** This is also hilarious later on when the shell-shocked waitress is trying to explain what happened to the cops.
* The Accountant's very first line in the film.
-->'''The Accountant:''' "You, fat fuck."
**And when he is addressing the two stoners.
-->'''Teen #2:''' "You almost fucking killed me, man!"
-->'''The Accountant:''' "Not even close. I won't see you again until you're 73." (''looks over at the other guy'') "You I'll see in three months."
-->(''he walks away'')
-->'''Teen #1:''' "What does that mean?!"
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* It may be crossing the line twice, but blowing up several assailaints while doing his special oil check on the lady in the motel AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.

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* It may be crossing have crossed the line twice, but blowing up several assailaints while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel motel]] AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
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* "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..." *BOOM!*

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* "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..." *BOOM!**BOOM!*
* It may be crossing the line twice, but blowing up several assailaints while doing his special oil check on the lady in the motel AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
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* "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ I LIKE it/Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..." *BOOM!*

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* "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ I LIKE it/Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH...it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..." *BOOM!*

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