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9th Dec '14 6:22:18 AM kalel32688
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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]] * It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing [[CoitusUninterruptus his special oil check]] on the lady in the motel AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it/ it / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]] * It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing [[CoitusUninterruptus his special oil check]] on the lady in the motel waitress AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.

* The Accountant's very first line in the film. -->'''The Accountant:''' You, fat fuck.
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* You know what? The Accountant. Just the Accountant. ** The Accountant's very first line in the film. -->'''The Accountant:''' You, fat fuck.fuck!

** And when he is addressing the two stoners.
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** And then when he is addressing the two stoners.

-->'''The Accountant:''' Not even close. I won't see you again until you're seventy-three. (''looks over at the other guy'') You I'll see in three months. -->(''he walks away'')
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-->'''The Accountant:''' Not even close. I won't see you again until you're seventy-three. (''looks over at the other guy'') You I'll see in three months. -->(''he walks months. (''walks away'')

* This exchange between the Accountant and one of the cultists after the former notices the latter's pentagram tattoo:
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* ** This exchange between the Accountant and one of the cultists after the former notices the latter's pentagram tattoo:

--> '''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny--he's never mentioned you. --> (''looks at the Cultist's shattered legs'') --> '''Accountant''': Whoa, those are fucked! * After the Accountant interrupts the police trying to apprehend Milton and Piper (thereby allowing them to escape), he whips out his coin, tosses it into the air, and it becomes a FBI badge which he shows to the police captain, and we get this exchange: -->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good heaven are you a FBI agent! -->'''Accountant''': Gentlemen, I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of Get-the-Fuck-Out-of-My-Way! You boys just stumbled onto an ongoing investigation.
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--> '''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny--he's Funny; he's never mentioned you. --> you. (''looks at the Cultist's shattered legs'') --> '''Accountant''': legs'') Whoa, those are fucked! * ** After the Accountant interrupts the police trying to apprehend Milton and Piper (thereby allowing them to escape), he whips out his coin, tosses it into the air, and it becomes a FBI badge which he shows to the police captain, and we get this exchange: -->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good heaven Heaven are you a FBI agent! -->'''Accountant''': Gentlemen, I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of Get-the-Fuck-Out-of-My-Way! You boys just stumbled onto bungled into an ongoing investigation.

* "If your definition of 'forever' is the next five seconds, then you'd probably be right." * The Accountant's reaction when Piper gets free from his grasp, grabs the Godkiller, and trains it on him.
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* ** "If your definition of 'forever' is the next five seconds, then you'd probably be right." * ** The Accountant's reaction when Piper gets free from his grasp, grabs the Godkiller, and trains it on him.

* You know what? The Accountant. Just the Accountant.
8th Dec '14 8:50:45 PM BigBaragon
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* You know what? The Accountant. Just the Accountant.
27th Jul '14 5:54:51 AM kalel32688
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-->'''The Accountant:''' [[LiteralMinded Carpenter.]] And, despite what you've heard, prefers short hair.
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-->'''The Accountant:''' [[LiteralMinded Carpenter.]] Carpenter]]. And, despite what you've heard, prefers short hair.

-->'''The Accountant:''' Not even close. I won't see you again until you're 73. (''looks over at the other guy'') You I'll see in three months.
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-->'''The Accountant:''' Not even close. I won't see you again until you're 73.seventy-three. (''looks over at the other guy'') You I'll see in three months.

--> '''Cultist''': A symbol of our pact with Lord Satan. --> '''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny -- he's never mentioned you.
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--> '''Cultist''': A symbol of our pact with Lord Satan. {{Satan}}. --> '''Accountant''': A pact, huh? Funny -- he's Funny--he's never mentioned you.

* After the Accountant interrupts the police trying to apprehend Milton and Piper (thereby allowing them to escape), he whips out his coin, tosses it and it becomes a FBI badge which he shows to the police captain, and we get this exchange: -->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good heaven are you an FBI agent!
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* After the Accountant interrupts the police trying to apprehend Milton and Piper (thereby allowing them to escape), he whips out his coin, tosses it into the air, and it becomes a FBI badge which he shows to the police captain, and we get this exchange: -->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good heaven are you an a FBI agent!

* The Accountant's reaction when Piper gets free and grabs the Godkiller. -->'''Accountant''': Well!
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* The Accountant's reaction when Piper gets free and from his grasp, grabs the Godkiller. Godkiller, and trains it on him. -->'''Accountant''': Well!Well! ----
19th Dec '13 9:18:01 AM kalel32688
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--> '''Accountant''': Whoa, those are fucked!
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--> '''Accountant''': Whoa, those are fucked!fucked! * After the Accountant interrupts the police trying to apprehend Milton and Piper (thereby allowing them to escape), he whips out his coin, tosses it and it becomes a FBI badge which he shows to the police captain, and we get this exchange: -->'''Captain''': No goddamn way! Ain't no goddamn way in God's good heaven are you an FBI agent! -->'''Accountant''': Gentlemen, I need you boys to stand down. Captain, you know what this badge means, right? Federal Bureau of Get-the-Fuck-Out-of-My-Way! You boys just stumbled onto an ongoing investigation. ** The Accountant then exposes one of the cops as a cultist working for King and tells him to call him. When the cop/cultist does, the Accountant leans in close to hear. * "If your definition of 'forever' is the next five seconds, then you'd probably be right." * The Accountant's reaction when Piper gets free and grabs the Godkiller. -->'''Accountant''': Well!
21st Nov '13 8:51:31 AM kalel32688
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--> '''Accountant''': A pact, really? Funny -- he's never mentioned you.
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--> '''Accountant''': A pact, really? huh? Funny -- he's never mentioned you.

--> '''Accountant''': Wow, those are fucked!
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--> '''Accountant''': Wow, Whoa, those are fucked!
5th Apr '13 9:45:57 PM TheRoguePenguin
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-->'''The Accountant:''' "You, fat fuck."
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-->'''The Accountant:''' "You, You, fat fuck."fuck. ** When the first stoner reacts to him bursting from his overturned car. -->'''Teen #1:''' Jesus! -->'''The Accountant:''' [[LiteralMinded Carpenter.]] And, despite what you've heard, prefers short hair.

-->'''Teen #2:''' "You almost fucking killed me, man!" -->'''The Accountant:''' "Not even close. I won't see you again until you're 73." (''looks over at the other guy'') "You I'll see in three months."
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-->'''Teen #2:''' "You You almost fucking killed me, man!" man! -->'''The Accountant:''' "Not Not even close. I won't see you again until you're 73." (''looks over at the other guy'') "You You I'll see in three months."

-->'''Teen #1:''' "What does that mean?!"
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-->'''Teen #1:''' "What What does that mean?!"mean?!
15th Jan '13 8:48:09 PM Kalaong
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* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing his special oil check on the lady in the motel AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
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* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing [[CoitusUninterruptus his special oil check check]] on the lady in the motel AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
6th Mar '12 1:03:44 PM SeptimusHeap
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* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel]] AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
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* It may have crossed the line twice, but firing at and killing several [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel]] motel AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
29th May '11 5:29:45 PM TBNY
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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]] * It may have crossed the line twice, but blowing up several assailaints while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel]] AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ way / Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH / I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..."]] * It may have crossed the line twice, but blowing up firing at and killing several assailaints [[{{Mooks}} assailants]] while doing his [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean special oil check on the lady in the motel]] AND drinking scotch was nothing short of side-splitting.
25th May '11 5:35:25 PM TBNY
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* "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..." *BOOM!*
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* [[SoundtrackDissonance "That's the way/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH/ I LIKE it/ Uh-HUH-Uh-HUH..." *BOOM!*"]]

* See the SoundtrackDissonance entry in the main page.
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