History Funny / DisneyThemeParks

* In Mystic Manor, Albert's squeals of terror sound ''adorable'', and despite it looking lethal, all his misadventures in the exhibits are [[BlackComedy funny]], from him ducking back into a cannon every time a Samurai tries to decapitate him, him screaming as the tikis pin him to the wall, and ''The Monkey King'''s statue creating a vortex and trying to suck Albert out. And even funnier, during that sequence, ''A chubby panda gets sucked out of its painting screaming and lands in another one.''
** There's also Albert yelling in annoyance as his fez gets caught on a sword at the end, the three singing knights, the OhCrap expression on the sarcophagus' face as the scarab beetles move closer to him, and in one of the paintings in the Greek/Roman Room, the guests in a villa in Pompeii during the eruption ignore the lava over their heads and clink their glasses happily instead.

* The adventures of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kILCt5w4pSs Push, the talking trash can.]]

Because everybody has a laughin' place...

!!California Adventure

* In the Hong Kong Disneyland ride ''Big Grizzly Mountain Runaway Mine Cars'', you can see a bear scratching his back(which bears are known to do) against a lever which, depending on your personal and mental POV, is placed too low(down near his rear end) and looks like he's having a bit ''too'' much fun; there's also a father bear and his bear cub trying to ''cook salmon they caught with dynamite''.
* At the Royal Theatre in Disneyland, a comedic duo known as Mr. Smythe and Mr. Jones performs plays of ''Disney/{{Tangled}}'' and ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'' with help from Rapunzel, Flynn, Belle, and Lumiere. HilarityEnsues. For starters, Rapunzel refuses to let down her hair because it takes forever to braid, and Mr. Smythe assures Belle that Mr. Jones doesn't need any stage magic to act as dumb as Gaston.
* In ''Mystic Manor'' at Hong Kong Disneyland, Albert's squeals of terror sound ''adorable'', and despite it looking lethal, all his misadventures in the exhibits are [[BlackComedy funny]], from him ducking back into a cannon every time a Samurai tries to decapitate him, him screaming as the tikis pin him to the wall, and ''The Monkey King'''s statue creating a vortex and trying to suck Albert out. And even funnier, during that sequence, ''A chubby panda gets sucked out of its painting screaming and lands in another one.''

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maJRy4wuPyo Goofy Visits Disneyland in The Art of Vacationing]], 2 and a half minutes of pure genius, exactly what you'd expect from [[WesternAnimation/{{Goofy}} the clumsy dog himself]], and a mascot one no less.
* Some captains in Storybook Voyage will give an explanation as to why [[{{Disney/Pinocchio}} Monstro the Whale]] acts like a tunnel. Apparently, he sneezed so hard, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his ass blew right off]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4_dZPVg8KI&list=PL665A751EEF6A453A Darth Vader Goes to Disneyland]]. The updated Star Tours hadn't opened yet, though, so Lord Vader and his Stormtroopers try to find ways to kill time until then, to the accompaniment of a twinkly remix of "The Imperial Theme".
* On the final ceremonial ride of Epcot's World of Motion (the predecessor to Test Track), the ride ''broke down''. The GM executives on the ride had to walk to the exit.

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* In [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} Mater's Junkyard Junction]], Mater himself gives the ride instructions before boarding. In English, they're hokey and fun. In Spanish, they become downright hysterical, thanks to Larry The Cable Guy's utter mangling of the Spanish language.

** The screens showing people who are seating with captions like "WILL TREAT EVERYONE TO CHURROS".
*** "HAS NO IDEA WHERE HE IS"
* The Pirates of the Caribbean attraction at both Disneyland and Walt Disney World features some pirates who are, quite frankly, drunk off their asses. You can even hear them butchering the theme song in places.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maJRy4wuPyo Goofy Visits Disneyland in The Art of Vacationing]], 2 and a half minutes of pure genius, exactly what you'd expect from [[{{Goofy}} the clumsy dog himself]], and a mascot one no less.

* Some captains in Storybook Voyage will give an explanation as to why [[{{Disney/Pinocchio}} Monstro the Whale]] acts like a tunnel. Apparently, he sneezed so hard that [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his ass blew right off]].

** Footage of Roz saying, "If you don't laugh, then we might not have enough to [[BreakingTheFourthWall open the exit door]]."

** Footage of Roz saying, "If you don't laugh, then we might not have enough to open the exit door."

* In the Hong Kong Disneyland ride ''Big Grizzly Mountain Runaway Mine Cars'', you can see a bear [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar humping a lever]], and a father bear and his bear cub trying to ''cook salmon they caught with dynamite''.

* In the Hong Kong Disneyland ride ''Big Grizzly Mountain Runaway Mine Cars'', you can see a bear [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar humping a lever]], and a father bear and his bear cub trying to ''cook salmon they caught with Dynamite''.

* In the Hong Kong Disneyland ride ''Big Grizzly Mountain Runaway Mine Cars'', you can see a bear [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar humping a lever]], and a father bear and his bear cub trying to COOK SALMON THEY CAUGHT WITH DYNAMITE.

* In ''Mystic Manor'' at Hong Kong Disneyland, Albert's squeals of terror sound ''ADORABLE'', and despite it looking lethal, all his misadventures in the exhibits are [[BlackComedy funny]], from him ducking back into a cannon every time a Samurai tries to decapitate him, him screaming as the tikis pin him to the wall, and ''THE MONKEY KING'''s statue creating a vortex and trying to suck Albert out. And even funnier, during that sequence, ''A CHUBBY PANDA GETS SUCKED OUT OF A PAINTING SCREAMING AND LANDS IN ANOTHER ONE.''

* In the Hong Kong Disneyland ride Big Grizzly Mountain Runaway Mine Cars, you can see a bear [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar humping a lever]], and a father bear and his bear cub trying to COOK SALMON THEY CAUGHT WITH DYNAMITE.

* In [[{{WesternAnimation/Cars}} Mater's Junkyard Junction]], Mater himself gives the ride instructions before boarding. In English, they're hokey and fun. In Spanish, they become downright hysterical, thanks to Larry The Cable Guy's utter mangling of the Spanish language.
* When this troper and her friends did the [[{{Monsters Inc}} Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor]], they weren't expecting huge laughs. It ended up being downright hysterical, mostly due to whoever they pick as "That Guy".

* When this troper and her friends did the [[{{Monsters Inc}} Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor]], they weren't expecting huge laughs. It ended up being downright hysterical, mostly due to whoever they pick as "That Guy".

* In the newly opened [[{{WesternAnimation/Cars}} Mater's Junkyard Junction]], Mater himself gives the ride instructions before boarding. In English, they're hokey and fun. In Spanish, they become downright hysterical, thanks to Larry The Cable Guy's utter mangling of the Spanish language.

* In the newly opened [[{{Pixar/Cars}} Mater's Junkyard Junction]], Mater himself gives the ride instructions before boarding. In English, they're hokey and fun. In Spanish, they become downright hysterical, thanks to Larry The Cable Guy's utter mangling of the Spanish language.