History Funny / DisneyThemeParks

11th May '17 7:31:58 AM monkeypizzasonic
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* The real fun on the Jungle Cruise comes not from the animatronics or the scenery, but from all the bad puns and corny jokes your skipper dishes out.
** *pointing out the animatronic butterflies* [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment "They have a wingspan ranging from 12 inches, up to a whopping ONE FOOT!"]]
** "Oh my goodness, a plane crash! You know what that means..........hippos."
** [[MundaneMadeAwesome "And now, one of the most majestic sights on our cruise: the backside of water!"]]



* The Star Wars Weekends, at the Studio Parks, is known to have a Cast Panel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i3D5DcYPFA which often starts with a scene of four Stormtroopers]], who show images of when they look about the park, listen to their playlists, before one of the Stormtroopers has something happen to him. This would either be...

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* The Star Wars Weekends, at the Studio Parks, is known to have a Cast Panel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i3D5DcYPFA which often starts with a scene of four Stormtroopers]], who show images of when they look about the park, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP9NKReoIpo listen to their playlists, playlists]], before one of the Stormtroopers has something happen to him. This would either be...


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* Star Wars Weekends also used to have [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMFgKtcT3zE Dance-Offs with the characters]].
11th May '17 7:08:50 AM monkeypizzasonic
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* The Star Wars Weekends, at the Studio Parks, is known to have a Cast Panel, which often starts with a scene of four Stormtroopers, who show images of when they look about the park, listen to their playlists, before one of the Stormtroopers has something happen to him. This would either be...

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* The Star Wars Weekends, at the Studio Parks, is known to have a Cast Panel, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i3D5DcYPFA which often starts with a scene of four Stormtroopers, Stormtroopers]], who show images of when they look about the park, listen to their playlists, before one of the Stormtroopers has something happen to him. This would either be...
30th Mar '17 3:15:33 PM Colin266
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** Graffitied by Rebels, before being given a thermal tetonator.

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** Graffitied by Rebels, before being given a thermal tetonator.detonator.



--> '''Candace:''' [[Big"WHAT?!" What?!]] [[Big"NO!" NOOOOOOOOO!!!!]]

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--> '''Candace:''' [[Big"WHAT?!" [[BigWhat What?!]] [[Big"NO!" NOOOOOOOOO!!!!]]
[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!]]
8th Mar '17 8:13:55 AM TheGoodWario
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8th Mar '17 8:05:19 AM TheGoodWario
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** While waiting in a pre-show room, a series of slogans play on monitors along with the logos. Unfortunately, due to the [[CueCardPause Cue Card Pauses]], they make the Imagination Institute appear incompetent and insane.
-->'''Monitor:''' WE SHOULD ALL BE COMMITTED [[spoiler: TO BETTER LIVING THROUGH IMAGINATION]]
-->'''Monitor:''' WE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING [[spoiler: MORE FUN THAN IMAGINATION]]
-->'''Monitor:''' OUT OF OUR MINDS [[spoiler: AND INTO YOUR WORLD]]
-->'''Monitor:''' WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING [[spoiler: THAT CAN'T BE IMAGINED]]
13th Feb '17 7:57:13 PM BNSF1995
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4_dZPVg8KI&list=PL665A751EEF6A453A Darth Vader Goes to Disneyland]]. The updated Star Tours hadn't opened yet, though, so Lord Vader and his Stormtroopers try to find ways to kill time until then, to the accompaniment of a twinkly remix of "The Imperial Theme".

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4_dZPVg8KI&list=PL665A751EEF6A453A Darth Vader Goes to Disneyland]]. The updated Star Tours hadn't opened yet, though, so Lord Vader and his Stormtroopers try to find ways to kill time until then, to the accompaniment of a twinkly remix of "The Imperial Theme". When they return and the attraction STILL isn't open, Vaders basically says "screw this" and opens the doors to the attraction using the Force.
8th Feb '17 9:58:37 AM Maestrojosh87
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** The punchline: Wayne gets the audience back to size, but in the process...[[spoiler: "I blew up the dog!"]] The curtain closes on the chaos, but then [[spoiler: Quark pokes through it and sneezes on the audience]]!

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** The punchline: Wayne gets the audience back to size, but in the process...[[spoiler: "I "Honey, I did-- I blew up the dog!"]] The curtain closes on the chaos, but then [[spoiler: Quark pokes through it and sneezes on the audience]]!
4th Feb '17 5:06:09 AM Hafumanroblox
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_5iQH6c44 This girl]] challenges [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] to an arm-wrestleing contest, and ''[[CurbStompBattle wins]]''.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0_5iQH6c44 This girl]] challenges [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast Gaston]] to an arm-wrestleing arm-wrestling contest, and ''[[CurbStompBattle wins]]''.
16th Jan '17 6:49:39 AM patfan200
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** Another funny occurrence happened on the loudspeakers that played songs from the show as if Danville's radio DJ was playing them. At one point, he's doing an interview with the boys' mom, as she was one hit wonder Lindana. Then Candace tries to bust the duo for doing their meet and greet, but eventually realizes she's in the studio, and the following occurs.
--> '''Candace:''' I'd really like you to play a song dedicated to the love of my life Jeremy.
--> '''DJ:''' Okay, here's ''My Nemesis''.
--> (cue said Doofenshmirtz and Perry related song)
--> '''Candace:''' [[Big"WHAT?!" What?!]] [[Big"NO!" NOOOOOOOOO!!!!]]
14th Jan '17 4:02:05 PM DukeRemington
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* Some captains of the Storybook Land Canal Boats will give an explanation as to why [[{{Disney/Pinocchio}} Monstro the Whale]] acts like a tunnel. Apparently, he sneezed so hard, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his ass blew right off]].

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* Some captains of the Storybook Land Canal Boats will give an explanation as to why [[{{Disney/Pinocchio}} Monstro the Whale]] acts like a tunnel. Apparently, he sneezed so hard, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his ass tail blew right off]].
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