History Funny / Dishonored

* When you go back to the Distillery after [[spoiler:being betrayed by the loyalists]], one of the first mission hints you get is "Many city watchmen remain standing." If you activate the improved arc-pylon invented by Piero and Solokov,[[note]]which can either render every guard in the vicinity unconscious or burn them to ashes[[/note]] you get another hint: "Few city watchmen remain standing."

* A note about lockpicks in Arnold Timsh's house, stating that lockpicks [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall (which aren't present in the game mechanics)]] doesn't exist.

** And imagine the guard's surprise when that rat he just stepped on turns into the single most dangerous man in the city.

** And imagine the guard's surprise when that rat he just stepped on proceeds to turn into a tall, angry masked gentleman with a knife and stab him several times in the face.

* When you go back to the Distillery after [[spoiler:being betrayed by the loyalists]], one of the first mission hints you get is "Many city watchmen remain standing." If you activate the improved arc-pylon invented by Piero and Solokov[[note]][[/note]],which can render every guard in the vicinity unconscious or burn them to ashes. you get another hint: "Few city watchmen remain standing."

* When you go back to the Distillery after [[spoiler:being betrayed by the loyalists]], one of the first mission hints you get is "Many city watchmen remain standing." If you activate the improved arc-pylon invented by Piero and Solokov[[note]]which can render every guard in the vicinity unconscious or burn them to ashes.[[/note]], you get another hint: "Few city watchmen remain standing."

-->'''City Watchman:''' Sir, I just wanted to say... Congratulations on getting your own squad.

* When Daud is [[spoiler: giving you his whole speech after you beat him in a duel]] you can just [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny walk away from him]]
--> Daud (Parapharsing): "Oookay?"
* In ''Brigmore Witches'' upon catching a Bone Charm from a [[NauseaFuel coagulated toiled]] Daud's reaction is about as you'd expect.

* The dialogue if you decide to do a non-lethal takedown of Barrister Timsh in ''The Knife of Dunwall'' DLC is pretty hilarious, in "[[LaserGuidedKarma poetic justice]]" kind of way. [[spoiler: Barrister Timsh, the target of that level, amassed great wealth by accusing people of harboring the plague and confiscating all their property in favour of Lord Regent. If Daud tosses a stench-emitting rag into the ventilation system, the visiting general complains that Timsh's building smells like a weeper den, and Timsh hands him the document that he THINKS gives him immunity from confiscation of property in favour of Lord Regent. Instead, the document he hands him is a falsified letter, claiming that his property was to be confiscated in favour of Lord Regent a whole month ago. Timsh is so shocked that he actually faints... and the guard refuses to even carry him, as not to possibly catch the plague.]] "{{Schadenfreude}}" doesn't begin to describe it.

--> '''Daud:''' ''(disgusted)'' This better be worth it.

--> Daud (Parapharsing): "Oookay?"

* When Daud is [[spoiler giving you his whole speech after you beat him in a duel]] you can just [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny walk away from him]]

--> '''Lizzie:''' ''Two'' from you, Annabelle. ''Have a good night!''

* When you go back to the Distillery after [[spoiler:being betrayed by the loyalists]], one of the first mission hints you get is "Many city watchmen remain standing." If you activate the improved arc-pylon invented by Piero and Solokov[[hottip:*:which can render every guard in the vicinity unconscious or burn them to ashes.]], you get another hint: "Few city watchmen remain standing."

** Also, Lady Boyle's reaction to Corvo telling her that someone here to kill her. Please note that none of her dialogue is in any way sarcastic. She is completely serious.
--->'''Lady Boyle:''' Oh, but this is ''perfect''! I love it! What happens next? Are you going to tie me up?

** Also, Esma's reaction to Corvo telling her that someone here to kill her. Please note that none of her dialogue is in any way sarcastic. She is completely serious.
--->'''Esma:''' Oh, but this is ''perfect''! I love it! What happens next? Are you going to tie me up?

* The fact that Piero and Trimble where such horrible shots that their DuelToTheDeath had to be turned into a coin toss.

* There's a point in the flooded district where Corvo can come across a pair of assassins, one of whom is training the other. The student is told to cross from one side of the room - the side Corvo is on - to the other, without being seen. Corvo can then follow the student through the course, without being seen by either of the assassins.

--> There's a man in a boat keeping an eye on the slaughterhouse. If I weren't such a pure and innocent soul, I'd say he's up to no good.

-->'''City Watchman:''' Sir, I just wanted to say... Congratulations on getting your own squad. //

* In "The Knife of Dunwall," Daud finally meets a guard who actually did get his own squad after what happened last night.

* When you go back to the Distillery after [[spoiler:being betrayed by the loyalists]], one of the first mission hints you get is "Many city watchmen remain standing." If you activate the improved arc-pylon invented by Piero and Solokov[[hottip:*:which can render every guard in the vicinity unconscious or burn them to ashes.]], you get another hint: "Few city watchmen remain standing."

* Everything involving the art dealer in the Golden Cat Bathhouse: Finding him already strapped into an [[HeadTiltinglyKinky electrical zapping device]], him mistaking you for his courtesan and saying your footsteps have gotten heavier and asking if you've put on weight, his blatant confession to crimes and his safe combination under shocks, and [[CaptainOblivious the fact that you can have a heated sword and gun battle next to him without him missing a beat or realizing anything is wrong]].

* When you go back to the Distillery after [[spoiler:being betrayed by the loyalists]], one of the first mission hints you get is "Many Watchguards remain." If you activate the improved arc-pylon invented by Piero and Solokov[[hottip:*:Which can render every guard in the vicinity unconscious or burn them to ashes.]], you get another hint: "Few Watchguards remain."

** Even better, they are doing this ''as the City Watch lays siege to the workshop''. They're both so utterly enthusiastic and excited about their mutual brilliance and love for [[ForScience SCIENCE!]] that you'd be forgiven for thinking they're not even aware that exploding bolts are pelting the workshop until you drop down to find them hiding under desks.

* Finding Pieto peeking on Calista taking a bath. He tries to make an excuse and then admits that he's just rather lonely.

*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you into the basement? Blink down there. He'll stare confusingly at empty space and ''never realise where you actually went to''.

** Speaking of these two, pay attention during the low Chaos ending: when the Outsider shows the two with the cure remedy, Sokolov can be seen forcing a restrained man to drink something.

* When you find Havelock's first audiograph entry in his room, at the end he realizes he has a few problems with turning the device off.
* When you go back to the Distillery after [[spoiler:being betrayed by the loyalists]], one of the first mission hint you get is "Many Watchguards still remains." If you activate the improved arc-pillon invented by Piero and Solokov[[hottip:*:Which can either render every guards in the vicinity unconscious, or just burn them to ashes]], you get another hint: "Few Watchguards still remains."

* When you find Havelock's first audiograph entry in his room, at the end he realizes he has a few problems with turning the device off.

** The entire mission can be hilarious from beginning to end, if you do it right: signing your own name on the guestbook, the various reactions from the guests to your...costume, listening to gossip, courteously fetching a drink for another guest, informing your target to her face that [[ExactWords someone is there to assassinate her]], effortlessly winning an impromptu pistol duel (and the guards don't even care!) - and eventually leaving the party with no one the wiser and getting the achievement/trophy "Well-Mannered".

--->'''Piero:''' Could you -- as a favour -- try and leave him intact for me? There's just a part of his theory of voltaic action I need clarified.