History Funny / Dishonored

6th Nov '16 12:00:13 AM Liliana487
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*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you upstairs? Blink past him. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realize where you actually went''.g the stairs open.

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*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you upstairs? Blink past him. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realize where you actually went''.g the stairs open.
5th Nov '16 11:54:25 PM Liliana487
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* Watching the High Overseer take the Captain to see a portrait of himself, only for him to realize that it...uh...[[KleptomaniacHero went missing]]

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* Watching the High Overseer take the Captain to see a portrait of himself, only for him to realize that it...uh...[[KleptomaniacHero went missing]]missing.]]
26th Oct '16 10:46:25 PM FamFamFamFamFam
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-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come quietly. ''(walks away)''
-->'''Whaler:''' Were... you being serious just now, sir?

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-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come go quietly. ''(walks away)''
-->'''Whaler:''' Were... you being serious just now, sir?
away, they stare at each other, then both Whalers immediately Blink out of the room)''



-->'''Samuel''':I'm glad you took care of this. I'm not one to talk bad about others, no, but those two deserved it.
-->'''Emily''': What are you talking about ?
-->'''Samuel''': Erm,.. Adult things little girl,.. your Majesty sorry.
-->'''Emily''': Don't worry Samuel, I've heard plenty of adult things at the Golden Cat.
-->'''Samuel''' (''embarrassed''): Oh. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject I'll stick to navigating the boat then]].

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-->'''Samuel''':I'm glad -->'''Samuel''': So you took care of this. did the business, did you, Corvo? I'm not one to talk bad about others, no, speak against my betters, mind you, but those two if anybody deserved it.
their fate, it was those Pendletons.
-->'''Emily''': What business are you talking about ?
-->'''Samuel''': Erm,.. Adult things little girl,.. your Majesty sorry.
Oh! I, uh... Grown up business, girl. I mean, Your Ladyship. Forgive me.
-->'''Emily''': Don't worry Samuel, I've It's okay. I heard plenty a ''lot'' of adult things grown up business at the Golden Cat.
-->'''Samuel''' (''embarrassed''): Oh. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject I'll stick to navigating the boat then]].I should concentrate on piloting this boat]].



-->'''Emily''': I made a list of all the swear words the admiral uses! But Callista made me throw it away.

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-->'''Emily''': I made a list of all the swear words the admiral uses! But Callista made me throw it away.
* Bunting's nonplussed reaction to your footsteps being heavier.
-->'''Bunting''': Finally! I’ve been like this for twenty minutes. Your footsteps sound a little loud. Have you gained a little weight, honey? Just like last time, understand? Slowly, and only trigger the shock at my command, get it? And the safe word tonight will be… “retribution,” let’s say. You hear that, you stop. One shock out of line, and you are out of a job.
14th Oct '16 4:44:32 PM nmn3r3
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** If you get her a drink, Miss White will give you much needed information, as well as her (catty) opinion of Waverly Boyle. There's even a line for each of Waverly's outfits.
-->'''Miss White:''' Waverly's in red tonight, that wanton thing.
-->'''Miss White:''' Waverly's in black tonight. In mourning for her reputation, I expect.
-->'''Miss White:''' Waverly's in white tonight. Perhaps she's pretending to be a virgin.



-->'''Whaler:''' Where... you being serious just now, sir?

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-->'''Whaler:''' Where...Were... you being serious just now, sir?
27th Sep '16 9:09:19 PM nmn3r3
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-->'''Whaler:''' ''(about Daud)'' We could turn him in for the reward.
-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come quietly.

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-->'''Whaler:''' ''(about Daud)'' ''(if Daud blew up the slaughterhouse)'' We could turn him in for Daud in. Split the reward.
-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come quietly. ''(walks away)''
19th Sep '16 10:15:15 AM nmn3r3
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-->'''Whaler:''' ''(about Daud)'' We could turn him in for the reward.
-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come quietly.
-->'''Whaler:''' Where... you being serious just now, sir?



-->'''Emily''':I made a list of all the swear words the admiral uses! But Callista made me throw it away.

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-->'''Emily''':I -->'''Emily''': I made a list of all the swear words the admiral uses! But Callista made me throw it away.
23rd Aug '16 7:25:24 AM LentilSandEater
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*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you upstairs? Blink past him. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realize where you actually went''.
*** The same guard, I waited long enough and he proceeds to wander away, ''down into the kitchen'', leaving the stairs open.

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*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you upstairs? Blink past him. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realize where you actually went''.
*** The same guard, I waited long enough and he proceeds to wander away, ''down into the kitchen'', leaving
went''.g the stairs open.
28th Jun '16 11:26:06 PM Hyena_Lord
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* After rescuing Emily from the Golden Cat, during the boat ride to the Hounds Pits, the following echange occurs:

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* After rescuing Emily from the Golden Cat, during the boat ride to the Hounds Pits, the following echange exchange occurs:



-->'''Samuel''' (''embarassed''): Oh. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject I'll stick to navigating the boat then]].

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-->'''Samuel''' (''embarassed''): (''embarrassed''): Oh. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject I'll stick to navigating the boat then]].
29th May '16 7:59:58 PM madame_newbie
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*** Corvo can even be a creeper and join the Ladies' Boyle whenever they use the toilet. The developers even programmed them to have their own unique dialogue, all of them are a variation of 'WTF, you perv!'

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*** Corvo can even be a creeper and join the Ladies' Boyle whenever they use the toilet. The developers even programmed them to have their own unique dialogue, all of them are a variation of 'WTF, 'Are you perv!'serious?'
29th May '16 6:40:18 PM madame_newbie
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*** Corvo can even be a creeper and join the Ladies' Boyle whenever they use the toilet. The developers even programmed them to have their own unique dialogue, all of them are a variation of 'WTF, you perv!'
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