History Funny / Dishonored

13th Aug '17 7:11:29 AM MadCat221
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* The non-lethal takedown of Barrister Timsh in ''The Knife of Dunwall'' DLC is pure hilarity and [[LaserGuidedKarma poetic justice]]. [[spoiler: Barrister Timsh, the target of that level, amassed great wealth by accusing people of harboring the plague and confiscating their property for Lord Regent. If Daud tosses a smelly bundle into the ventilation system, the visiting Watch Officer complains that Timsh's building smells like a Weeper den, and Timsh hands him the document that he thinks gives him immunity from confiscation of property for the Lord Regent. Instead, the document he hands over is a falsified letter, claiming that his property was to be confiscated for the Lord Regent a month ago. Timsh is so shocked that he actually ''faints'', and the guard won't even carry him off because Timsh might have the plague.]] {{Schadenfreude}} doesn't begin to describe it.

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* The non-lethal takedown of Barrister Timsh in ''The Knife of Dunwall'' DLC is pure hilarity and [[LaserGuidedKarma poetic justice]]. [[spoiler: Barrister Timsh, the target of that level, amassed great wealth by accusing people of harboring the plague and confiscating their property for Lord Regent. If Daud tosses a smelly bundle into the ventilation system, the visiting Watch Officer complains that Timsh's building smells like a Weeper den, and Timsh hands him the document that he thinks gives him immunity from confiscation of property for the Lord Regent. Instead, the document he hands over is a falsified letter, claiming that his property was to be confiscated for the Lord Regent a month ago. Timsh is so shocked that he actually ''faints'', and the guard won't even carry him off because Timsh might have the plague. In an imported save for Brigmore Witches, the sequel DLC, Timsh can be encountered pleading in a cell at Coldridge Prison.]] {{Schadenfreude}} doesn't begin to describe it.
2nd Aug '17 10:34:11 AM MoonByte
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* If Daud leaves an unconcious Rothwild in the same room as Ames, leaves and then comes back, he will find Rothwild with a screwdriver in his head and the most fake-remorseful Ames ever.
--> '''Ames:''' I am sorry, but Mr. Rothwild is no longer with us
2nd Aug '17 10:29:30 AM MoonByte
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** Even funnier when walking around the boat after that and hearing two gang members whisper to each other.
--> '''Gang Member:''' So many fingers... Guess, Lizzie is actually pissed this time.
3rd Apr '17 7:51:49 PM AzyWng
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** You can scold Piero and make him apologize, then proceed to look through the keyhole yourself.

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** You can scold Piero and make him apologize, then [[HypocriticalHumor proceed to look through the keyhole yourself.]]
18th Mar '17 2:31:14 AM Zadia
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-->'''Bunting''': Finally! I’ve been like this for twenty minutes. Your footsteps sound a little loud. Have you gained a little weight, honey? Just like last time, understand? Slowly, and only trigger the shock at my command, get it? And the safe word tonight will be… “retribution,” let’s say. You hear that, you stop. One shock out of line, and you are out of a job.

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-->'''Bunting''': Finally! I’ve been like this for twenty minutes. Your footsteps sound a little loud. Have you gained a little weight, honey? Just like last time, understand? Slowly, and only trigger the shock at my command, get it? And the safe word tonight will be… “retribution,” let’s say. You hear that, you stop. One shock out of line, and you are out of a job.job.
* The texts you can find in the game as incredibly varied, ranging from journal entries to the ravings of the insane to world-building texts to songs and poetry... and to badly-written pornography.
22nd Dec '16 2:21:11 PM nmn3r3
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-->'''Mook 2:''' ...[[DontExplainTheJokeYeah, that's the gist of it]].

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-->'''Mook 2:''' ...[[DontExplainTheJokeYeah, [[DontExplainTheJoke Yeah, that's the gist of it]].
19th Dec '16 1:26:45 PM MoonByte
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-->'''Mook 2:''' ...Yeah, that's the gist of it.

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-->'''Mook 2:''' ...Yeah, [[DontExplainTheJokeYeah, that's the gist of it.it]].
14th Dec '16 10:09:57 PM MoonByte
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** You can scold Piero and make him apologize, then proceed to look through the keyhole yourself.
6th Nov '16 12:00:13 AM Liliana487
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*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you upstairs? Blink past him. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realize where you actually went''.g the stairs open.

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*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you upstairs? Blink past him. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realize where you actually went''.g the stairs open.
5th Nov '16 11:54:25 PM Liliana487
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* Watching the High Overseer take the Captain to see a portrait of himself, only for him to realize that it...uh...[[KleptomaniacHero went missing]]

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* Watching the High Overseer take the Captain to see a portrait of himself, only for him to realize that it...uh...[[KleptomaniacHero went missing]]missing.]]
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