History Funny / Dishonored

3rd Apr '17 7:51:49 PM AzyWng
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** You can scold Piero and make him apologize, then proceed to look through the keyhole yourself.

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** You can scold Piero and make him apologize, then [[HypocriticalHumor proceed to look through the keyhole yourself.]]
18th Mar '17 2:31:14 AM Zadia
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-->'''Bunting''': Finally! I’ve been like this for twenty minutes. Your footsteps sound a little loud. Have you gained a little weight, honey? Just like last time, understand? Slowly, and only trigger the shock at my command, get it? And the safe word tonight will be… “retribution,” let’s say. You hear that, you stop. One shock out of line, and you are out of a job.

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-->'''Bunting''': Finally! I’ve been like this for twenty minutes. Your footsteps sound a little loud. Have you gained a little weight, honey? Just like last time, understand? Slowly, and only trigger the shock at my command, get it? And the safe word tonight will be… “retribution,” let’s say. You hear that, you stop. One shock out of line, and you are out of a job.job.
* The texts you can find in the game as incredibly varied, ranging from journal entries to the ravings of the insane to world-building texts to songs and poetry... and to badly-written pornography.
22nd Dec '16 2:21:11 PM nmn3r3
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-->'''Mook 2:''' ...[[DontExplainTheJokeYeah, that's the gist of it]].

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-->'''Mook 2:''' ...[[DontExplainTheJokeYeah, [[DontExplainTheJoke Yeah, that's the gist of it]].
19th Dec '16 1:26:45 PM MoonByte
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-->'''Mook 2:''' ...Yeah, that's the gist of it.

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-->'''Mook 2:''' ...Yeah, [[DontExplainTheJokeYeah, that's the gist of it.it]].
14th Dec '16 10:09:57 PM MoonByte
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** You can scold Piero and make him apologize, then proceed to look through the keyhole yourself.
6th Nov '16 12:00:13 AM Liliana487
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*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you upstairs? Blink past him. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realize where you actually went''.g the stairs open.

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*** Know that pesky guard that won't let you upstairs? Blink past him. He'll stare in confusion at the empty space and ''never realize where you actually went''.g the stairs open.
5th Nov '16 11:54:25 PM Liliana487
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* Watching the High Overseer take the Captain to see a portrait of himself, only for him to realize that it...uh...[[KleptomaniacHero went missing]]

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* Watching the High Overseer take the Captain to see a portrait of himself, only for him to realize that it...uh...[[KleptomaniacHero went missing]]missing.]]
26th Oct '16 10:46:25 PM FamFamFamFamFam
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-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come quietly. ''(walks away)''
-->'''Whaler:''' Were... you being serious just now, sir?

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-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come go quietly. ''(walks away)''
-->'''Whaler:''' Were... you being serious just now, sir?
away, they stare at each other, then both Whalers immediately Blink out of the room)''



-->'''Samuel''':I'm glad you took care of this. I'm not one to talk bad about others, no, but those two deserved it.
-->'''Emily''': What are you talking about ?
-->'''Samuel''': Erm,.. Adult things little girl,.. your Majesty sorry.
-->'''Emily''': Don't worry Samuel, I've heard plenty of adult things at the Golden Cat.
-->'''Samuel''' (''embarrassed''): Oh. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject I'll stick to navigating the boat then]].

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-->'''Samuel''':I'm glad -->'''Samuel''': So you took care of this. did the business, did you, Corvo? I'm not one to talk bad about others, no, speak against my betters, mind you, but those two if anybody deserved it.
their fate, it was those Pendletons.
-->'''Emily''': What business are you talking about ?
-->'''Samuel''': Erm,.. Adult things little girl,.. your Majesty sorry.
Oh! I, uh... Grown up business, girl. I mean, Your Ladyship. Forgive me.
-->'''Emily''': Don't worry Samuel, I've It's okay. I heard plenty a ''lot'' of adult things grown up business at the Golden Cat.
-->'''Samuel''' (''embarrassed''): Oh. [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject I'll stick to navigating the boat then]].I should concentrate on piloting this boat]].



-->'''Emily''': I made a list of all the swear words the admiral uses! But Callista made me throw it away.

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-->'''Emily''': I made a list of all the swear words the admiral uses! But Callista made me throw it away.
* Bunting's nonplussed reaction to your footsteps being heavier.
-->'''Bunting''': Finally! I’ve been like this for twenty minutes. Your footsteps sound a little loud. Have you gained a little weight, honey? Just like last time, understand? Slowly, and only trigger the shock at my command, get it? And the safe word tonight will be… “retribution,” let’s say. You hear that, you stop. One shock out of line, and you are out of a job.
14th Oct '16 4:44:32 PM nmn3r3
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** If you get her a drink, Miss White will give you much needed information, as well as her (catty) opinion of Waverly Boyle. There's even a line for each of Waverly's outfits.
-->'''Miss White:''' Waverly's in red tonight, that wanton thing.
-->'''Miss White:''' Waverly's in black tonight. In mourning for her reputation, I expect.
-->'''Miss White:''' Waverly's in white tonight. Perhaps she's pretending to be a virgin.



-->'''Whaler:''' Where... you being serious just now, sir?

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-->'''Whaler:''' Where...Were... you being serious just now, sir?
27th Sep '16 9:09:19 PM nmn3r3
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-->'''Whaler:''' ''(about Daud)'' We could turn him in for the reward.
-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come quietly.

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-->'''Whaler:''' ''(about Daud)'' ''(if Daud blew up the slaughterhouse)'' We could turn him in for Daud in. Split the reward.
-->'''Daud:''' Go ahead. I promise to come quietly. ''(walks away)''
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