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* [[AbusiveParents "If you get up again,]] [[ParinoiaFuel you'll probably run into]] [[Literature/TheGivingTree Shel Silverstein]] [[ScareEmStraight in the hallway."]]

* "If you get up again, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway."

* Also in ''Dog Days'', Greg recalls a past incident in which he thought the the sign "Under 48 Inches [inches are represented with apostrophes on the sign] Must Ride With Adult" at a water park meant people under the age of 48 must ride with an adult.

* Also in ''Dog Days'', Greg recalls a past incident in which he thought the the sign "Under 48'''''' Must Ride With Adult" meant people under the age of 48 must ride with an adult.

* In the sixth book. Greg just found out that there was a blizzard, but Rowley had called him to tell him there would be one the other day. However, Greg dismissed that thought, because,
according to him, Rowley calls every year around this time to say that a blizzard is coming. The reason why is because, a couple years ago, Rowley's parents taped a Christmas special and the night they had taped it, a severe weather warning had been announced, so that was a permanent part of the recording. Greg used to fall for it, but he didn't after Rowley called him on summer vacation to tell him a blizzard was coming. Phew! Just read the two pages in the book, it's much easier than trying to summarize it!

according to him, Rowley calls every year around this time to say that a blizzard is coming. The reason why is because, a couple years ago, Rowley's parents taped a Christmas special and the night they had taped it, a severe weather warning had been announced, so that was a permanent part of the recording. Greg used to fall for it, but he didn't after Rowley called him on summer vacation to tell him a blizzard was coming. Phew! Just read the two pages in the book, it's much easier than trying to summarize it!

* "Greg Heffley will not be receiving his diploma due to his inability to skip."

* The Ugly Truth has some delicious cringe comedy: When at a family gathering, one of Greg's relatives blurts out the REAL story of how his uncle proposed to his fourth wife: It turns out he was actually going to break up with her and go out with her sister, but was too chicken to actually say anything. Then when he planned to do it at a baseball game, a banner saying marry me with her name on it came by, and while he obviously didn't send it, everyone was looking at him so he proposed. The Uncle tries to shrug it off but Greg tells us straight:

-->'''Rodrick''': [[RocksFallEveryoneDies You and your group of nerds fall into a pit and it's full of dynamite and you blow up. The end.]]

-->'''Rodrick''': You and your band of nerds fall into a pit, and it's full of dynamite, and you blow up, the end.

--> '''Rodrick:''' One day though, they forgot to turn the ovens off, and the entire forest burnt to the ground. Their spirits remained, and then--

-->''(the picture has Rodrick pushing Greg off a cliff into the mouth of a hungry shark)''

* [[EpicFail Rowley's magic show]] at the climax of the second movie.

* "If you get up again, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway"

--> '''Nosferatu''': Can I borrow some sugar?
--> '''Greg''': Sure come on in... wait a minute.

* The Ugly Truth has some delicious cringe comedy: When at a family gathering, one of Greg's realatives blurts out the REAL story of how his uncle proposed to his fourth wife: It turns out he was actually going to break up with her and go out with her sister, but was too chicken to actually say anything. Then when he planned to do it at a baseball game, a banner saying marry me with her name on it came by, and while he obviously didn't send it, everyone was looking at him so he proposed. The Uncle tries to shrug it off but Greg tells us straight:

* If you get up again, you'll probably run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway"

* "What if you run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway?"

* [[spoiler: The scene where Greg pees on Rodrick.]]

* The wasp incident in "The Last Straw". All of it.
* Greg's short stint in watching [[SoapOpera soap operas]] in Dog Days.
* Greg's theory that Fregly is like a vampire and thus cannot come in uninvited leads to this gem:

* The bee incident in "The Last Straw". All of it.

-->Nosferatu:Can I borrow some sugar?
-->Greg:Sure come on in... wait a minute.
* The Ugly Truth has some delicious cringe comedy:When at a family gathering, one of Gregs realatives blurts out the REAL story of how his uncle proposed to his fourth wife: It turns out he was actually going to break up with her and go out with her sister, but was too chicken to actually say anything. Then when he planned to do it at a baseball game, a banner saying marry me with her name on it came by, and while he obviously didn't send it, everyone was looking at him so he proposed. The Uncle tries to shrug it off but Greg tells us streight: "We're probably gonna be going to Uncle Gary's 5th wedding next year"

-->Greg:Sure come on in... wait a minute.

* Greg's short stint in watching [[SoapOpera soap operas]] in Dog Days.

"What if you run into Shel Silverstein in the hallway?"

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