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** The game over screens. Roughly five-ten seconds of utter NightmareRetardant:

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** * The game over screens. Roughly five-ten seconds of utter NightmareRetardant:
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** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.

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** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.though.
** The game over screens. Roughly five-ten seconds of utter NightmareRetardant:
-->''(Sounds of my organs squishing out of my body as the screen smashes to black)''
-->''(I appear on screen, horribly disfigured and bloodied)''
-->'''Me:''' Oh, hey, babe[[note]]Death, who else?[[/note]]! What're you... ''(beat)'' Wait, I'm ''what?''
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* [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2575576.html In which]] I got [[CaptainAmerica CAPTAIN AMERICA]] to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]

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* [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2575576.html In which]] I got [[CaptainAmerica [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica CAPTAIN AMERICA]] to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]



** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.

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** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.
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* For Marvel's 75th anniversary, I [[http://www.deadpoolbugle.com/p/marvels-75th-anniversary-deadpool.html photobombed]] the covers of various Marvel comics, as well as the poster for ''Film/TheAvengers''.

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* For Marvel's 75th anniversary, I [[http://www.deadpoolbugle.com/p/marvels-75th-anniversary-deadpool.html photobombed]] the covers of various Marvel comics, as well as the poster for ''Film/TheAvengers''.''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''.
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* [[http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/144700.html In which]] I got [[CaptainAmerica CAPTAIN AMERICA]] to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]

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* [[http://community.livejournal.com/cabledeadpool/144700.[[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2575576.html In which]] I got [[CaptainAmerica CAPTAIN AMERICA]] to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]
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* [[http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8025/bfdpb11nastynat3iw.jpg The Etiquette Lesson]]

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* [[http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8025/bfdpb11nastynat3iw.[[http://i.imgur.com/RONZd.jpg The Etiquette Lesson]]
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** When recovering from a tabula rusa state in an ''Agent X'' comic, the first thing I did when my brain started coming back? I stripped my pants and briefs, and showed off to Alex and Sandi while proudly exclaiming, "Winkie! Found a winkie! Boingy boingy boingy boingy!" Needless to say, [[{{Squick}} they didn't enjoy the sight]].

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** When recovering from a tabula rusa state in an ''Agent X'' comic, the first thing I did when my brain started coming back? I stripped my pants and briefs, and showed off to Alex and Sandi while proudly exclaiming, "Winkie! Found a winkie! [[ADateWithRosiePalms Boingy boingy boingy boingy!" boingy!]]" Needless to say, [[{{Squick}} they didn't enjoy the sight]]. sight.
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** Then we have Gail's contribution to my wedding issue, "Eulogy For a Winkie". Let's just say that marrying the super-strong Outlaw brought me a lot of pain.

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** Then we have Gail's contribution to my wedding issue, "Eulogy For a Winkie". Let's just say that marrying when I married the super-strong Outlaw brought me Outlaw, I realized first-hand that she makes a lot of pain.very painful bedfellow...
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* [[ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Groot]] let me appear briefly in a campfire story he told some kids. Most of the people in the story just repeated, "I am Groot!", but not me! I got to play poker against his buddy, Rocket Raccoon...except I lost, then [[SoreLoser stabbed my lousy cards with my trusty katana.]] How did I go to space in the first place, you ask? Groot didn't bother telling those kids, not that his explanation would've cleared anything up.

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* [[ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Groot]] let me appear briefly in a campfire story he told some kids. Most of the people in the story just repeated, "I am Groot!", but not me! Instead, I got to play poker against his buddy, Rocket Raccoon...except I lost, then [[SoreLoser stabbed my lousy cards with my trusty katana.]] How did I go to space in the first place, you ask? Groot didn't bother telling those kids, not that his explanation would've cleared anything up.
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* [[ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Groot]] let me appear briefly in a campfire story he told some kids. Most of the people in the story just repeated, "I am Groot!", but not me! I got to play poker against his buddy, Rocket Raccoon...except I lost, then [[SoreLoser stabbed my lousy cards with my trusty katana.]] How did I go to space in the first place, you ask? Groot didn't bother telling those kids, not that his response would've cleared anything up.

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* [[ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Groot]] let me appear briefly in a campfire story he told some kids. Most of the people in the story just repeated, "I am Groot!", but not me! I got to play poker against his buddy, Rocket Raccoon...except I lost, then [[SoreLoser stabbed my lousy cards with my trusty katana.]] How did I go to space in the first place, you ask? Groot didn't bother telling those kids, not that his response explanation would've cleared anything up.
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* [[ComicBook/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy Groot]] let me appear briefly in a campfire story he told some kids. Most of the people in the story just repeated, "I am Groot!", but not me! I got to play poker against his buddy, Rocket Raccoon...except I lost, then [[SoreLoser stabbed my lousy cards with my trusty katana.]] How did I go to space in the first place, you ask? Groot didn't bother telling those kids, not that his response would've cleared anything up.
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** But then I wake up to find a messaged attached to my chest with a knife blade. Courtesy of Cable. He's so subtle.
* Three words: '''NUMBER ONE FANGIRL'''!!!
** Or not.
--> ''(I wake up and realize I've been playing around with Cable's armor pecs--yeah...okay. And given your choice, I can simply back away with whatever dignity I got left--AH, FUHGEDDABOUDIT, DIGNITY ''SUCKS''--so you can make me squeeze it some more, just to see what he'll do--)''
--> ''(Cable goes POW!!! I go limp)''
--> '''Cable:''' I'd...ask what that was ''about''--but I don't wanna know.... [[note]] Aw, gimme a break, Cable--[[HoYay you and I both know you wuz liking it like I was...!]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice Yeah, I so went there.]] [[RefugeInAudacity I SO WENT THERE!!!]][[/note]]
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** When recovering from a tabula rusa state in an ''Agent X'' comic, the first thing I did when my brain started coming back? I stripped my pants and briefs, and showed off to Alex and Sandi while proudly exclaiming, "Winkie! Found a winkie! Boingy boingy boingy!" Needless to say, [[{{Squick}} they didn't enjoy the sight]].

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** When recovering from a tabula rusa state in an ''Agent X'' comic, the first thing I did when my brain started coming back? I stripped my pants and briefs, and showed off to Alex and Sandi while proudly exclaiming, "Winkie! Found a winkie! Boingy boingy boingy boingy!" Needless to say, [[{{Squick}} they didn't enjoy the sight]].
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* Another notable moment is in an issue of Spider-Man in which I was hired to waylay the chump. I had paid extra for these sweet BlackestNight tie-in boots, and let that little nugget drop. None other than Geoff Johns endorsed my plug. The Merc With The Mouth is money!

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* Another notable moment is in an issue of Spider-Man in which I was hired to waylay the chump. I had paid extra for these sweet BlackestNight ComicBook/BlackestNight tie-in boots, and let that little nugget drop. None other than Geoff Johns endorsed my plug. The Merc With The Mouth is money!
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* In one Deadpool Team Up, I was paired with Machine Man, aka [[{{Nextwave}} Aaron (@*&! Stack]]. The issue started with me working on [[AbnormalAmmo a gun that shoots rabid hamsters into people's faces.]] And things only get nuttier from there. The issue included the following, in no particular order: Machine Man bursting into my not so secret anymore headquarters to make me pay the money I owe an insurance company for all the money I've cost them, me shooting Machine Man in the face with the previously mentioned Rabid Hamster Gun, him convincing me to work with him to take on a villain that was about to cost the insurance company in one day more than I have in all of my illustrious career (thus far, but then, I haven't actually been trying to make them lose money... yet), me and Machine Man causing more than a little property damage taking on a Puppet Master wannabe, me considering working with the Puppet Master (I could have had Osborn and Cable have a slap fight to death for my entertainment, or have the cast of ''The Facts of Life'' hold a lingerie pillow fight... TO DEATH!!!), both of us picking on the wannabe for looking like a girl, me getting mind controlled and nearly eating a grenade,(not really, I was just kidding around. Besides, have you ever eaten a grenade? I have. It's actually kinda neat. After like a second, it quits hurting until I regenerate most of my nervous system), then Machine Man ruining my fun by stopping the puppet master by [[BodyHorror remodeling one of the Puppet Master's puppets to work on him, causing one hostage unbearable agony in the process]], me throwing the puppet out the window, and finally, me using the puppet master's magic puppets to hold a rabid hamster dance party. Ah, good times, good times.

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* In one Deadpool Team Up, I was paired with Machine Man, aka [[{{Nextwave}} [[ComicBook/{{Nextwave}} Aaron (@*&! Stack]]. The issue started with me working on [[AbnormalAmmo a gun that shoots rabid hamsters into people's faces.]] And things only get nuttier from there. The issue included the following, in no particular order: Machine Man bursting into my not so secret anymore headquarters to make me pay the money I owe an insurance company for all the money I've cost them, me shooting Machine Man in the face with the previously mentioned Rabid Hamster Gun, him convincing me to work with him to take on a villain that was about to cost the insurance company in one day more than I have in all of my illustrious career (thus far, but then, I haven't actually been trying to make them lose money... yet), me and Machine Man causing more than a little property damage taking on a Puppet Master wannabe, me considering working with the Puppet Master (I could have had Osborn and Cable have a slap fight to death for my entertainment, or have the cast of ''The Facts of Life'' hold a lingerie pillow fight... TO DEATH!!!), both of us picking on the wannabe for looking like a girl, me getting mind controlled and nearly eating a grenade,(not really, I was just kidding around. Besides, have you ever eaten a grenade? I have. It's actually kinda neat. After like a second, it quits hurting until I regenerate most of my nervous system), then Machine Man ruining my fun by stopping the puppet master by [[BodyHorror remodeling one of the Puppet Master's puppets to work on him, causing one hostage unbearable agony in the process]], me throwing the puppet out the window, and finally, me using the puppet master's magic puppets to hold a rabid hamster dance party. Ah, good times, good times.
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** When recovering from a tabula rusa state in an ''Agent X'' comic, the first thing I did when my brain started coming back? I stripped my pants and briefs, found my winkie, and showed Alex and Sandi how "boingy" I found it. Needless to say, [[{{Squick}} they didn't enjoy the sight]].

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** When recovering from a tabula rusa state in an ''Agent X'' comic, the first thing I did when my brain started coming back? I stripped my pants and briefs, found my winkie, and showed off to Alex and Sandi how "boingy" I found it. while proudly exclaiming, "Winkie! Found a winkie! Boingy boingy boingy!" Needless to say, [[{{Squick}} they didn't enjoy the sight]].
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** Gail even made a "eulogy" for my winkie in my wedding issue. Let's just say that marrying the super-strong Outlaw brought me a lot of pain.

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** Gail even made a "eulogy" for my winkie in Then we have Gail's contribution to my wedding issue.issue, "Eulogy For a Winkie". Let's just say that marrying the super-strong Outlaw brought me a lot of pain.
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** Gail even made a "eulogy" for my winkie in my wedding issue.

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** Gail even made a "eulogy" for my winkie in my wedding issue. Let's just say that marrying the super-strong Outlaw brought me a lot of pain.

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* When recovering from a tabula rusa state in an ''Agent X'' comic, the first thing I did when my brain started coming back? I stripped my pants and briefs, found my "winkie", and showed Alex and Sandi how "boingy" I found it. Needless to say, [[{{Squick}} they didn't enjoy the sight]]. Made even funnier by the fact that after Black Swan changed Alex and me back to normal (relatively speaking), Creator/GailSimone still had me use the term, "winkie". She even made a "eulogy" for it in my wedding issue.

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* Creator/GailSimone sure got a lot of mileage out of using the {{Inherently Funny Word|s}} "winkie" as a name for my man-junk.
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When recovering from a tabula rusa state in an ''Agent X'' comic, the first thing I did when my brain started coming back? I stripped my pants and briefs, found my "winkie", winkie, and showed Alex and Sandi how "boingy" I found it. Needless to say, [[{{Squick}} they didn't enjoy the sight]]. Made even funnier by the fact that after
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Black Swan changed Alex and turned me back to normal (relatively speaking), Creator/GailSimone still had then got killed by me use and the term, "winkie". She others, I got rather pissed at Alex when remembering when I was "...minding my own winkie in the bathtub, and he started beating on my poor skull..."
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even made a "eulogy" for it my winkie in my wedding issue.
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* When recovering from a tabula rusa state in an ''Agent X'' comic, I referred to my junk as a "winkie", and demonstrated to Alex and Sandi how "boingy" I found it. Made even funnier by the fact that after Black Swan changed Alex and me back to normal (relatively speaking), Creator/GailSimone still had me use the term, "winkie". She even made a "eulogy" for it in my wedding issue.

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* When recovering from a tabula rusa state in an ''Agent X'' comic, the first thing I referred to did when my junk as a brain started coming back? I stripped my pants and briefs, found my "winkie", and demonstrated to showed Alex and Sandi how "boingy" I found it.it. Needless to say, [[{{Squick}} they didn't enjoy the sight]]. Made even funnier by the fact that after Black Swan changed Alex and me back to normal (relatively speaking), Creator/GailSimone still had me use the term, "winkie". She even made a "eulogy" for it in my wedding issue.
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What can I say? [[{{Understatement}} I'm a funny guy]]. ''Funny/CableAndDeadpool'' alone provides enough giggles to earn its own page. Also, you should check out the Funny page for [[Film/{{Deadpool2016}} my movie]]!

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What can I say? [[{{Understatement}} I'm a funny guy]]. ''Funny/CableAndDeadpool'' alone provides and [[Funny/{{Deadpool 2016}} my movie]] provide enough giggles to earn its their own page. Also, you should check out the Funny page for [[Film/{{Deadpool2016}} my movie]]!
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What can I say? [[{{Understatement}} I'm a funny guy]]. ''Funny/CableAndDeadpool'' alone provides enough giggles to earn its own page. Also, you should check out the Funny page for [[Film/Deadpool2016 my movie]]!

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What can I say? [[{{Understatement}} I'm a funny guy]]. ''Funny/CableAndDeadpool'' alone provides enough giggles to earn its own page. Also, you should check out the Funny page for [[Film/Deadpool2016 [[Film/{{Deadpool2016}} my movie]]!
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What can I say? [[{{Understatement}} I'm a funny guy]]. ''Funny/CableAndDeadpool'' alone provides enough giggles to earn its own page.

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What can I say? [[{{Understatement}} I'm a funny guy]]. ''Funny/CableAndDeadpool'' alone provides enough giggles to earn its own page.
page. Also, you should check out the Funny page for [[Film/Deadpool2016 my movie]]!
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!!Deadpool, the film:
* In the teaser trailer, I deliver a swift shot to Fox's pills with this line:
-->'''Deadpool''': From the studio that inexplicably sewed his [[PrecisionFStrike fucking mouth shut the first time...]]
* My reaction to Negasonic Teenage Warhead's name:
-->'''Me''': Negasonic... Teenage... WHAT THE SH*T?! That's the coolest name ''ever''!
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* My reaction to Negasonic Teenage Warhead's name:
-->'''Me''': Negasonic... Teenage... WHAT THE SH*T?! That's the coolest name ''ever''!
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-->'''Deadpool''': From the studio that inexplicably sewed his [[PrecisionFStrike fucking mouth shut the first time...]]
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** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.

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** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.though.
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!!Deadpool, the film:
* In the teaser trailer, I deliver a swift shot to Fox's pills with this line:

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** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.
!!Deadpool, the movie
* I open the Trailer Trailer (Yes, a trailer for another trailer) with this line:
-->'''Moi''': From the studio that unexplicably sewed his [[PrecisionFStrike f*cking mouth]] shut [[XMenOriginsWolverine the first time]].
* My reaction to Negasonic Teenage Warhead's name
-->'''Me''': Negasonic... Teenage... WHAT THE SH*T?! That's the coolest name ''ever''!

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** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.
!!Deadpool, the movie
* I open the Trailer Trailer (Yes, a trailer for another trailer) with this line:
-->'''Moi''': From the studio that unexplicably sewed his [[PrecisionFStrike f*cking mouth]] shut [[XMenOriginsWolverine the first time]].
* My reaction to Negasonic Teenage Warhead's name
-->'''Me''': Negasonic... Teenage... WHAT THE SH*T?! That's the coolest name ''ever''!
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-->'''Me''': Negasonic... Teenage... WHAT THE SH*T?!

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-->'''Me''': Negasonic... Teenage... WHAT THE SH*T?!SH*T?! That's the coolest name ''ever''!
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-->'''Moi''': From the studio that unexplicably sewed his [[PrecisionFStrike f*cking mouth]] shut [[XMenOriginsWolverine the first time]].

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-->'''Moi''': From the studio that unexplicably sewed his [[PrecisionFStrike f*cking mouth]] shut [[XMenOriginsWolverine the first time]].time]].
* My reaction to Negasonic Teenage Warhead's name
-->'''Me''': Negasonic... Teenage... WHAT THE SH*T?!

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