History Funny / Deadpool

8th Sep '17 9:51:08 PM AndyLA
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* When I come across Sinister's mooks talking 'bout Rogue while taking a leak on the bathroom stalls. I join 'em and strike up some small talk. For like ''five minutes''. Yeah, that was a ''lotta'' piss.

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* When I come across Sinister's mooks talking 'bout Rogue while taking a leak on the bathroom stalls. I join 'em and strike up some small talk. For like ''five minutes''. ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHAKa-W9alk 2-3 minutes]]''. Yeah, that was a ''lotta'' ''whole'' lotta piss.
28th Jul '17 7:38:34 AM ConnorJohn
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-->'''Me:''' Oh, hey, babe[[note]]Death, who else?[[/note]]! What're you... ''(beat)'' Wait, I'm ''what?''

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-->'''Me:''' Oh, hey, babe[[note]]Death, who else?[[/note]]! What're you... ''(beat)'' Wait, I'm ''what?''''what?''
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!!Other stuff[[note]]Besides my movie[[/note]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptKgRecPi1I This]]!! The all time greatest fan film '''EVER!!''' To the amazing guys behind this affectionate, [[Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast totally original]] movie, I applaud you! In fact, you deserve something special. Bring your stuffed unicorns.
24th May '17 12:04:12 PM gregorian
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* Apparently, there going to be another me killing the marvel verse. Don't know whether to be annoyed/horrified that I might have to fight a genocidal me (for the umpteenth time), or laugh that the loser doesn't warrant a better title than "Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe Again".
25th Jul '16 11:12:03 AM Willbyr
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* Issue 13 under Daniel Way has me agreeing to rid a resort island of pirates (which I was trying to be myself) if the gal I was talking to [[OnePiece would become my navigator]]... the blind gal. What? she had already shown that she knew how to navigate the island better than anyone!

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* Issue 13 under Daniel Way has me agreeing to rid a resort island of pirates (which I was trying to be myself) if the gal I was talking to [[OnePiece [[Manga/OnePiece would become my navigator]]... the blind gal. What? she had already shown that she knew how to navigate the island better than anyone!



* Similar to the Manga/OnePiece navigator shout out above, in my team-up with Iron Fist, I make an even more blatant anime/manga reference (gotta hit you people over the head, don't I?). As the villain and his ninja mooks surrounded me:
-->'''Me:''' I will make you and everyone in this village recognize me, for one day... [[Manga/{{Naruto}} I will be Hokage!]]
-->'''Bystander:''' Does anything he says ever make any sense?

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* Similar to the Manga/OnePiece ''Manga/OnePiece'' navigator shout out above, in my team-up with Iron Fist, I make an even more blatant anime/manga reference (gotta hit you people over the head, don't I?). As the villain and his ninja mooks surrounded me:
-->'''Me:''' I will make you and everyone in this village recognize me, for one day... [[Manga/{{Naruto}} I will be Hokage!]]
-->'''Bystander:'''
Hokage!]]\\
'''Bystander:'''
Does anything he says ever make any sense?
20th May '16 6:50:10 PM ShorinBJ
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* Like when I called up Creator/NolanNorth on the phone. Weirdest conversation I've had in a while. And when he tells me he wants to create and alternative version where I don't like boobs:

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* Like when I called up Creator/NolanNorth on the phone. Weirdest conversation I've had in a while. And when he tells me he wants to create and an alternative version where I don't like boobs:
8th May '16 8:26:00 PM bt8257
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* When Cable came and bored me to death with his warnings from the future. [[PressXToDie "Press X]] [[DrivenToSuicide to make it stop."]]

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* When Cable came and bored me to death with his warnings from the future. [[PressXToDie "Press X]] [[DrivenToSuicide to make it it]] [[SuicideAsComedy stop."]]
30th Apr '16 10:12:31 AM Shippudentimes
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** The game over screens. Roughly five-ten seconds of utter NightmareRetardant:

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** * The game over screens. Roughly five-ten seconds of utter NightmareRetardant:
30th Apr '16 10:06:59 AM Shippudentimes
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** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.

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** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.though.
** The game over screens. Roughly five-ten seconds of utter NightmareRetardant:
-->''(Sounds of my organs squishing out of my body as the screen smashes to black)''
-->''(I appear on screen, horribly disfigured and bloodied)''
-->'''Me:''' Oh, hey, babe[[note]]Death, who else?[[/note]]! What're you... ''(beat)'' Wait, I'm ''what?''
4th Mar '16 4:00:15 PM nombretomado
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* [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2575576.html In which]] I got [[CaptainAmerica CAPTAIN AMERICA]] to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]

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* [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2575576.html In which]] I got [[CaptainAmerica [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica CAPTAIN AMERICA]] to [[ItMakesSenseInContext sit on my lap.]]



** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.

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** At one point, I encounter a room that is glitched to hell. One quick call to Peter fixes it, though.
20th Feb '16 9:16:32 AM nombretomado
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* For Marvel's 75th anniversary, I [[http://www.deadpoolbugle.com/p/marvels-75th-anniversary-deadpool.html photobombed]] the covers of various Marvel comics, as well as the poster for ''Film/TheAvengers''.

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* For Marvel's 75th anniversary, I [[http://www.deadpoolbugle.com/p/marvels-75th-anniversary-deadpool.html photobombed]] the covers of various Marvel comics, as well as the poster for ''Film/TheAvengers''.''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''.
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