History Funny / DayOfTheTentacle

-->'''Bernard''': The-
-->'''Oozo''': Ha. Ha. Ha.
-->'''Bernard''': Some people have no appreciation for the finer things in life.

-->'''Purple Tentacle:''' That trick has got to be older than I am.

-->'''Bernard''': Have any people ever been hurt in this thing?
-->'''Dr. Fred''': Of ''course'' not! ''([[HopeSpot All three smile.]])'' This is the first time I've ever tried it on ''people''!
-->''([[MassOhCrap All three panic.]])''

-->'''Laverne''': Are you going to use your scalpel?
-->'''Dr. Tentacle''': No.
-->'''Laverne''': Darn... ''(beat)'' Do you want to use mine?
-->'''Dr. Tentacle''': Err... no.

-->'''Bernard''': "Now what do I do?"
-->'''Dr. Fred''': "I think I made myself perfectly clear. Step One: Find Plans. Step Two: Save World. Step Three: ''Get Out Of My House!'' Let's ''get cracking!''"

-->'''Benjamin Franklin''': Now!
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''Benjamin Franklin''': NOW!
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''Benjamin Franklin''': Now! In the name of science! Now!
-->({{Beat}}. Kite falls down.)
-->'''Hoagie''': Oups.
-->'''Benjamin Franklin''': What part of the word "now" didn't you understand?
-->(Hoagie then has three possible answers.)
-->'''Hoagie''': Errr...
-->'''Hoagie''': Duhhh...
-->'''Hoagie''': Uhhh...

* The whole ordeal to steal the gold-plated quill pen from the Founding Fathers. [[spoiler:First make George Washington lose his dentures with an exploding cigar and them replace them with a pair of chattering teeth. This will make John Hancock think that Washington is cold and ask Thomas Jefferson to light the fireplace. Then Hoagie uses Hancock's blanket to block the chimney and make smoke fill the hall. The Founding Fathers think there's a fire danger and jump out of the window in panic.]]

-->'''Tentacle Guard''': Eww! In the grass! Do that in the grass! Lousy humans...

* In what's almost par for the course for [[Creator/LucasArts LucasArts]] adventure games, there's an item (actually two: Bernard's Flux Dynamics textbook and the disappearing ink) that you can use on almost any character and cause a variety of hilarious and unexpected reactions. Among the greatest ones are Oozo the clown (textbook) and the guard tentacle, when Laverne's been let out of jail to go to the bathroom (ink).

* Hamster + Microwave. [[VideoGame/ManiacMansion Yes, again]].

* "You know what they say... if you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs."
* This exchange:
-->'''Bernard''': Have any people been hurt in this?
-->'''Dr. Fred''': Of ''course'' not! ''([[HopeSpot All three smile.]])'' This is the first time I've tried it with ''people''!

* "Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."
* This dialogue:
-->'''Laverne''': Are you going to use a scalpel?
-->'''Tentacle Doctor''': Of course not!
-->'''Laverne''': Darn... ''(beat)'' do you want to use mine?
-->'''Doctor''': Err... no.

-->'''Bernard''': "Now what am I gonna do?"
-->'''Dr. Fred''': "I think I made myself perfectly clear. Step One: Find Plans. Step Two: Save World. Step Three: ''Get Out Of My House!'' Now let's ''get cracking!''"

-->'''Benjamin Franklin''': What part of the word "now" you don't understand?

* The whole ordeal to steal the gold-plated pen from the Founding Fathers: First make UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington lose his dentures with an ExplosiveCigar and them replace them with a pair of chattering teeth, which will make John Hancock think that Washington is cold for which they will light a fire, then Hoagie uses Hancock's blanket to block the chimney which will cause smoke to fill the hall making the Founding Fathers think there's a fire and [[DestinationDefenestration jump out of the window in panic]].

-->'''Dr. Fred''': Of ''course'' not! ([[HopeSpot All three smile.]]) This is the first time I've tried it with ''people''!

-->'''Dr. Fred''': Of ''course'' not! ([[HopeSpotAll three smile.]]) This is the first time I've tried it with ''people''!

-->'''Dr. Fred''': Of ''course'' not! This is the first time I've tried it with ''people''!

-->[[MassOhCrap All three panic.]

-->[Cue MassOhCrap from the heroes]

* The whole ordeal to steal the gold-platted pen from the Founding Fathers: First make UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington lose his dentures with an ExplosiveCigar and them replace them with a pair of chattering teeth, which will make John Hancock think that Washington is cold for which they will light a fire, then Hoagie uses Hancock's blanket to block the chimney which will cause smoke to fill the hall making the Founding Fathers think there's a fire and [[DestinationDefenestration jump out of the window in panic]].

-->'''Hoagie''': Uhhh...

* Trying to distract Future Purple Tentacle with the "[[VideoGame/MonkeyIsland look behind you, a three-headed monkey]]" ruse, after the three protagonists have merged into a three-headed humanoid:
-->'''Purple Tentacle''': The only three-headed monkey here is in front of me.

-->'''Laverne''': Darn... do you want to use mine?

** Bernard puts a hamster in the deep freeze for Laverne to recover in the future. She revives the hamster in a microwave oven, while BreakingTheFourthWall to tell us that kids who try this in real life are ''taken away.''

-->'''Bernard''': Are you sure this thing is safe to use on people?
-->'''Dr. Fred''': Of course not! This is the first time I've ever tried it on ''people''!

* When Hoagie has to push the kite, simply ignore BenjaminFranklin's signal and do nothing:

* ''VideoGame/DayOfTheTentacle'' has more than a few. Let's begin with:

-->(kite falls down)

-->(Hoagie then has the three possible answers)

* When Hoagie has push the kite, simply ignore BenjaminFranklin's signal and do nothing:

** Bernard puts a hamster in the deep freeze for Laverne to recover in the future. She revives the hamster in a microwave oven, while BreakingTheFourthWall to tell us that kids who try this in real life are ''taken away.''

-->'''Purple Tentacle''': The only three-headed monkey here is in front of me.

* Trying to distract Future Purple Tentacle with the "[[MonkeyIsland look behind you, a three-headed monkey]]" ruse, after the three protagonists have merged into a three-headed humanoid:

-->'''Doctor''': Err... no.