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-->'''Barnabas:''' It is a long story.
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-->'''Barnabas:''' It is a long story.Never mind that.
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--> '''Barnabas''': This is a very strange play.
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--> '''Barnabas''': This is a very strange silly play.
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-->'''Barnabas:''' '''[[DistractedByTheSexy Oh]]'''.
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-->'''Barnabas:''' '''[[DistractedByTheSexy Oh]]'''.Oh]]'''.
* Angelique: "Command"? You make me sick! *projectile vomits*
** Barnabas: *ducks* "Ha! You missed m-" *splat*
* Angelique: "Command"? You make me sick! *projectile vomits*
** Barnabas: *ducks* "Ha! You missed m-" *splat*
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-->'''Barnabas:''' It is a long story.
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-->'''Barnabas:''' It is a long story.story.
* When Angelique tries to make Barnabas take her back. Doubly funny because it makes Barnabas drop his SesquipedalianLoquaciousness act:
-->'''Angelique:''' What if I made you?
-->'''Barnabas:''' With what, a spell? A little doll filled with pins? That is not love.
-->'''Angelique:''' (Rips her suit off) With ''[[MyBreastsAreDownHere this]]''!
-->'''Barnabas:''' '''[[DistractedByTheSexy Oh]]'''.
* When Angelique tries to make Barnabas take her back. Doubly funny because it makes Barnabas drop his SesquipedalianLoquaciousness act:
-->'''Angelique:''' What if I made you?
-->'''Barnabas:''' With what, a spell? A little doll filled with pins? That is not love.
-->'''Angelique:''' (Rips her suit off) With ''[[MyBreastsAreDownHere this]]''!
-->'''Barnabas:''' '''[[DistractedByTheSexy Oh]]'''.
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--> '''Hoffman:''' Do you know what doctor patient confidentiality is?
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--> '''Hoffman:''' Do you know what doctor patient confidentiality is?is? (''Descends crotch-wise'')
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-->'''Barnabas:'' It is a long story.
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-->'''Barnabas:''' Oh thank goodness! What year is it? How man decades have past?
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-->'''Barnabas:''' Oh thank goodness! What year is it? How man many decades have past?
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* "I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker."
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* "I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker.""
* When Barnabas is locked in a coffin for the second time...
-->'''Barnabas:''' ''*hearing footsteps*'' I hear you! Come! Do not fear!
-->''The coffin lid opens.''
-->'''Barnabas:''' Oh thank goodness! What year is it? How man decades have past?
-->'''David:''' It's been twenty minutes. ''(beat)'' Why do you have ladies' underwear on your face?
-->'''Barnabas:'' It is a long story.
* When Barnabas is locked in a coffin for the second time...
-->'''Barnabas:''' ''*hearing footsteps*'' I hear you! Come! Do not fear!
-->''The coffin lid opens.''
-->'''Barnabas:''' Oh thank goodness! What year is it? How man decades have past?
-->'''David:''' It's been twenty minutes. ''(beat)'' Why do you have ladies' underwear on your face?
-->'''Barnabas:'' It is a long story.
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-->'''Carolyn:''' You're weird.
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-->'''Carolyn:''' You're weird.weird.
* "I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker."
* "I'm pretty sure he called me a hooker."
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--> '''Hoffman:''' "Do you know what doctor patient confidentiality is?"
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--> '''Hoffman:''' "Do Do you know what doctor patient confidentiality is?"is?
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--> '''Carolyn:''' "Yes, I'm a [[spoiler: werewolf]]. Let's not make a big deal about it."
--> {{Beat}}
--> '''Carolyn:''' "Woof!"
--> {{Beat}}
--> '''Carolyn:''' "Woof!"
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--> '''Carolyn:''' "Yes, Yes, I'm a [[spoiler: a werewolf]]. Let's not make a big deal about it."
-->{{Beat}}
''({{Beat}})''
--> '''Carolyn:'''"Woof!"[[spoiler:Woof!]]
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--> '''Carolyn:'''
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--> '''Barnabas''': *watching Cooper perform* Ugliest woman I've ever seen.
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--> '''Barnabas''': *watching ''(watching Cooper perform* perform)'' Ugliest woman I've ever seen.
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--> '''Angelique:''' "Barnabas get over it."
--> '''Barnabas:''' "Locked in a box for 200 years!"
--> '''Angelique: "Don't exaggerate, it was only 196."
--> '''Barnabas:''' "Locked in a box for 200 years!"
--> '''Angelique: "Don't exaggerate, it was only 196."
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--> '''Angelique:''' "Barnabas Barnabas, get over it."
it.
--> '''Barnabas:'''"Locked Locked in a box for 200 years!"
years!
-->'''Angelique: "Don't '''Angelique:''' Don't exaggerate, it was only 196."
--> '''Barnabas:'''
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--> Angelique "Barnabas get over it."
--> Barnabas "Locked in a box for 200 years!"
--> Angelique "Don't exaggerate, it was only 196."
--> Barnabas "Locked in a box for 200 years!"
--> Angelique "Don't exaggerate, it was only 196."
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--> Angelique '''Angelique:''' "Barnabas get over it."
-->Barnabas '''Barnabas:''' "Locked in a box for 200 years!"
-->Angelique '''Angelique: "Don't exaggerate, it was only 196.""
* Barnabas asking Carolyn for some love advice. It's impossible for that setup to ''not'' be hilarious.
-->'''Barnabas:''' What is your age, if I may?
-->'''Carolyn:''' Fifteen.
-->'''Barnabas:''' Fifteen and no husband? You must put those birthing hips to use at once, lest your womb shrivel up and die!
-->'''Carolyn:''' You're weird.
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-->
* Barnabas asking Carolyn for some love advice. It's impossible for that setup to ''not'' be hilarious.
-->'''Barnabas:''' What is your age, if I may?
-->'''Carolyn:''' Fifteen.
-->'''Barnabas:''' Fifteen and no husband? You must put those birthing hips to use at once, lest your womb shrivel up and die!
-->'''Carolyn:''' You're weird.
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* Barnabas's response to Angelique's proposal. "You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!"
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* Barnabas's response to Angelique's proposal. "You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!"repeatedly!"
* The following:
--> Angelique "Barnabas get over it."
--> Barnabas "Locked in a box for 200 years!"
--> Angelique "Don't exaggerate, it was only 196."
* The following:
--> Angelique "Barnabas get over it."
--> Barnabas "Locked in a box for 200 years!"
--> Angelique "Don't exaggerate, it was only 196."
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* Barnabas' scene with the hippies. [[AcceptableTargets Especially the end.]]
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* Barnabas' scene with the hippies. [[AcceptableTargets Especially the end.]]]]
* Barnabas's response to Angelique's proposal. "You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!"
* Barnabas's response to Angelique's proposal. "You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!"
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* Barnabas reciting "The Joker" by the Steve Miller Band as if he were reading a poem.
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* Barnabas reciting "The Joker" by the Steve Miller Band as if he were reading a poem.poem.
* Barnabas' scene with the hippies. [[AcceptableTargets Especially the end.]]
* Barnabas' scene with the hippies. [[AcceptableTargets Especially the end.]]
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--> {{Beat}}.
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--> {{Beat}}. {{Beat}}
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* The RunningGag involving Barnabas thinking that AliceCooper is a woman.
--> '''Barnabas''': *Watching AliceCooper perform* Ugliest woman I've ever seen.
--> '''Barnabas''': *Watching AliceCooper perform* Ugliest woman I've ever seen.
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* The RunningGag involving of Barnabas thinking that AliceCooper is a woman.
--> '''Barnabas''':*Watching AliceCooper *watching Cooper perform* Ugliest woman I've ever seen.seen.
* Barnabas reciting "The Joker" by the Steve Miller Band as if he were reading a poem.
--> '''Barnabas''':
* Barnabas reciting "The Joker" by the Steve Miller Band as if he were reading a poem.
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** Later on, he's watching ''ScoobyDoo''.
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** Later on, he's watching ''ScoobyDoo''.''ScoobyDoo''.
* The RunningGag involving Barnabas thinking that AliceCooper is a woman.
--> '''Barnabas''': *Watching AliceCooper perform* Ugliest woman I've ever seen.
* The RunningGag involving Barnabas thinking that AliceCooper is a woman.
--> '''Barnabas''': *Watching AliceCooper perform* Ugliest woman I've ever seen.
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--> "Mephistopheles!"
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--> "Mephistopheles!""Mephistopheles!"
* Barnabas seeing a television for the first time and trying to figure out how it works.
-->'''Barnabas''': Tell me your secrets, tiny songstress!
** Later on, he's watching ''ScoobyDoo''.
* Barnabas seeing a television for the first time and trying to figure out how it works.
-->'''Barnabas''': Tell me your secrets, tiny songstress!
** Later on, he's watching ''ScoobyDoo''.
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* The first thing Barnabas sees after being released (and slaking his thirst)? [[McDonalds A large, golden symbol]] that quite resembles one he had found in a book about the Devil- [[TakeThat "Mephistopheles!"]]
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* The first thing Barnabas sees after being released (and slaking his thirst)? [[McDonalds A large, golden symbol]] that quite resembles one he had found in a book about the Devil- [[TakeThat "Mephistopheles!"]]Devil.
--> "Mephistopheles!"
--> "Mephistopheles!"
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--> '''Carolyn:''' "Woof!"
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--> '''Carolyn:''' "Woof!""Woof!"
* The first thing Barnabas sees after being released (and slaking his thirst)? [[McDonalds A large, golden symbol]] that quite resembles one he had found in a book about the Devil- [[TakeThat "Mephistopheles!"]]
* The first thing Barnabas sees after being released (and slaking his thirst)? [[McDonalds A large, golden symbol]] that quite resembles one he had found in a book about the Devil- [[TakeThat "Mephistopheles!"]]
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--> '''Carolyn:''' "Yes, I'm a [[spoiler: werewolf]]."
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--> '''Carolyn:''' "Yes, I'm a [[spoiler: werewolf]]. Let's not make a big deal about it."
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--> '''Carolyn:''' "Yes, I'm a [[spoiler: werewolf]]. {{Beat}}. Woof!"
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--> '''Carolyn:''' "Yes, I'm a [[spoiler: werewolf]]. {{Beat}}. Woof!""
--> {{Beat}}.
--> '''Carolyn:''' "Woof!"
--> {{Beat}}.
--> '''Carolyn:''' "Woof!"
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* During the climax when Elizabeth realizes her daughter [[spoiler: is a werewolf]], Carolyn gives her the most deadpan expression she could muster and says
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* During the climax when Elizabeth realizes her daughter [[spoiler: is a werewolf]], Carolyn gives her the most deadpan expression she could muster and sayssays:
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--> '''Hoffman:''' "Do you know what doctor patient confidentiality is?"
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--> '''Hoffman:''' "Do you know what doctor patient confidentiality is?"is?"
* During the climax when Elizabeth realizes her daughter [[spoiler: is a werewolf]], Carolyn gives her the most deadpan expression she could muster and says
--> '''Carolyn:''' "Yes, I'm a [[spoiler: werewolf]]. {{Beat}}. Woof!"
* During the climax when Elizabeth realizes her daughter [[spoiler: is a werewolf]], Carolyn gives her the most deadpan expression she could muster and says
--> '''Carolyn:''' "Yes, I'm a [[spoiler: werewolf]]. {{Beat}}. Woof!"
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* Pretty much any scene with Julia Hoffman, but one in particular:
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--> '''Hoffman:''' "Do you know what doctor patient confidentiality is?"
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* [[spoiler: The blow job joke.]]
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[[spoiler: The blow job joke.]]
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* [[spoiler: The blow job joke.]]
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[[spoiler: The blow job joke.]]
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