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* Pretty much everything Psycho says, especially with the over-the-top British slang he uses.
--> “I’m British, you muppet!”
* During one of the docking station missions in the end, one of the marine soldiers accidentally shoot you, thinking you were one of the aliens. His response? “Aw, shit! I thought you was one of those creatures!”
* If you [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil pirate]] ''Warhead'', then your guns will not shoot bullets, but rather chickens. Yes, ''[[AbnormalAmmo chickens]]''. That do absolutely no damage, no less, making the game virtually unbeatable unless you can somehow get through it using your fists. Despite that, a lot of people have admitted wanting to pirate the game [[DoNotDoThisCoolThing just so they can have fun knocking enemies around with chickens]].

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* In ''Crysis 2'', there is just something funny about the prompt coming up in front of a Ceph Tick saying "Press to Squish". Not crush, stomp, or flatten. ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Squish.]]'' EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods indeed. The trope title has never been so apt.

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* In ''Crysis 2'', there is just something funny about the prompt coming up in front of a Ceph Tick saying "Press to Squish". Not crush, stomp, or flatten. ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Squish.]]'' EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods indeed. The trope title has never been so apt.]]''



** Even better, an obscure [[EasterEgg easter egg]] allows you to trigger the release of helium into his room, leading to him delivering these same lines in a [[HeliumSpeech comical high-pitched voice]].

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** Even better, an obscure [[EasterEgg easter egg]] {{easter egg}} allows you to trigger the release of helium into his room, leading to him delivering these same lines in a [[HeliumSpeech comical high-pitched voice]].
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*** And the kicker (no pun intended), should you choose to Power Kick said toilet, [[https://youtu.be/50_CpkUM8ug?t=23s you get this]].

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*** And the kicker (no pun intended), should you choose to Power Kick said toilet, [[https://youtu.be/50_CpkUM8ug?t=23s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI7oeda-2Vw you get this]].
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*** And the kicker (no pun intended), should you choose to Power Kick said toilet, [[https://youtu.be/50_CpkUM8ug?t=23s you get this]].
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** Even better, there is an obscure [[EasterEgg easter egg]] that you can trigger to release helium into his room, leading to him delivering these same lines in a [[HeliumSpeech comical high-pitched voice]].

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** Even better, there is an obscure [[EasterEgg easter egg]] that allows you can to trigger to the release of helium into his room, leading to him delivering these same lines in a [[HeliumSpeech comical high-pitched voice]].
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** Even better, there is an obscure easter egg that you can trigger to release helium into his room, leading to him delivering these same lines in a [[HeliumSpeech comical high-pitched voice]].

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** Even better, there is an obscure [[EasterEgg easter egg egg]] that you can trigger to release helium into his room, leading to him delivering these same lines in a [[HeliumSpeech comical high-pitched voice]].
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** Even better, there is an obscure easter egg that you can trigger to release helium into his room, leading to him delivering these same lines in a [[HeliumSpeech comical high-pitched voice]].

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** In the same mission, if you shoot the porta potty at the start, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]

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** In the same mission, if you shoot the porta potty at the start, portable toilet, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]
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-->'''CELL 6''': What's the meaning of life, sergeant?

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-->'''CELL 6''': [[AskAStupidQuestion What's the meaning of life, sergeant?sergeant?]]
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* ''Legion'' reveals that Alcatraz is a snarky little bastard. The highlight has to be when he Lampshades DARPA's decision that, in their opinion, after spelling out that the Ceph were likely aquatic-based beings, the best way, to take them down, ''was to drown them''.

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* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while (as they're repeated until you reach him), but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance somehow keeps it funny:

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* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while (as they're repeated until you reach him), but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance somehow keeps it funny:amusing:

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-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: Do I have to do everything for myself? [[SurroundedByIdiots You are elite soldiers!]] [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]

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-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: [[SurroundedByIdiots Do I have to do everything for myself? [[SurroundedByIdiots myself?]] You are elite soldiers!]] soldiers! [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]

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-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: Do I have to do everything for myself? [[MilitariesAreUseless You are elite soldiers!]] [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]

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-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: Do I have to do everything for myself? [[MilitariesAreUseless [[SurroundedByIdiots You are elite soldiers!]] [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]

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--> No one is getting an action bonus until that tin fuck is dead!

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--> No one is getting Nobody sees an action bonus until I get that tin fuck is dead!suited fuck!

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** In the same mission, if you shoot the porta potty at the start of the mission, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]

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** In the same mission, if you shoot the porta potty at the start of the mission, start, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]

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* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while, but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance somehow keeps it funny:

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* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while, while (as they're repeated until you reach him), but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance somehow keeps it funny:
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--> What the hell am I paying you for?
--> He's just [[OneManArmy one fucking man!]]
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* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while, but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance somehow keeps it funny:
-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: Do I have to do everything for myself? [[MilitariesAreUseless You are elite soldiers!]] [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]
--> Will somebody grow some balls and kill that tin fuck for me?!
--> No one is getting an action bonus until that tin fuck is dead!
--> [[LastWords Fuck you, tin man!]]
** In the same mission, if you shoot the porta potty at the start of the mission, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]
* The Marines constantly referring to Alcatraz as "suit guy".
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-->'''Psycho''': Fuck knows. Let's just kill it.

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-->'''Psycho''': [[CallBack Fuck knows. Let's just kill it.]]



-->'''Psycho''': [[CallBack It worked]] [[SoLastSeason last time!]]

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-->'''Psycho''': [[CallBack It worked]] [[SoLastSeason It worked last time!]]
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* This troper found Prophet's tone of speech when [[spoiler:Psycho]] use an abandoned fuel-carrying train to plow through blocked path early in the game amusing.
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* In ''Crysis 2'', there is just something funny about the prompt coming up in front of a Ceph Tick saying "Press to Squish". Not crush, stomp, or flatten. ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Squish.]]'' And squish they do.

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* In ''Crysis 2'', there is just something funny about the prompt coming up in front of a Ceph Tick saying "Press to Squish". Not crush, stomp, or flatten. ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Squish.]]'' And squish they do.
EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods indeed. The trope title has never been so apt.

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* Prophet and Psycho's reactions to the [[DamageSpongeBoss Ceph Mastermind]]. It's basically what Psycho and O'Neill said regarding the Red Hunter in ''Crysis: Warhead.''
-->'''Prophet''': What is that?

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* Prophet and Psycho's reactions to the [[DamageSpongeBoss Ceph Mastermind]]. It's basically what Psycho and O'Neill said regarding the Red Hunter in ''Crysis: Warhead.''
Warhead,'' except it doesn't work as well this time around.
-->'''Prophet''': You seen that before? What the hell is that?it?


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-->'''Prophet''': [[SarcasmMode Great plan!]]
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'''Psycho:''' ... [[GenreBlind I don't think they heard that.]]

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'''Psycho:''' ... [[GenreBlind [[FalseReassurance I don't think they heard that.]]
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* During the beginning of the mission to destroy the hydroelectric dam, you can eavesdrop on a squad of CELL soldiers as they prepare to hunt for Prophet and hear this gem:
-->'''CELL Commander''': Listen up. Intel suggests - Ah, fuck that. We are 100% goddamn positive the tin man is in this quadrant. You know his MO - the dam will be his primary target. We are deep inside the Hades radar shadow. That means no guns on this one. It's down to you assholes. So stick to the plan, don't fuck around, and cover each other. Any questions?
-->'''CELL 6''': What's the meaning of life, sergeant?
-->'''CELL Commander''': Fuck you Gomez.
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'''Psycho:''' ... [[GenreBlind I don't think they heard that.]]

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'''Psycho:''' ... [[GenreBlind I don't think they heard that.]]]]
* Prophet and Psycho's reactions to the [[DamageSpongeBoss Ceph Mastermind]]. It's basically what Psycho and O'Neill said regarding the Red Hunter in ''Crysis: Warhead.''
-->'''Prophet''': What is that?
-->'''Psycho''': Fuck knows. Let's just kill it.
-->(Mastermind hits Psycho's VTOL with a dozen energy blasts and sends it flying off-course)
-->'''Psycho''': [[CallBack It worked]] [[SoLastSeason last time!]]
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* In the opening of 3, [[spoiler:Psycho]] says he's "always been a team player". Cue Prophet analyzing his memories, which describe him as "renegade", "out of control", and similar ideas. "Conclusion: [[BlatantLies Incorrect Analysis]]."

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* In the opening of 3, [[spoiler:Psycho]] says he's "always been a team player". Cue Prophet analyzing his memories, which describe him as "renegade", "out of control", and similar ideas. "Conclusion: [[BlatantLies Incorrect Analysis]].""
* At one point in the third game, Psycho and Prophet are sneaking through CELL-occupied tunnels, with Prophet constantly being berated for making too much noise. Eventually, they come to a place where they must split up. Psycho starts climbing a ladder, only to knock off a rung and send it clattering to the floor:
-->'''Psycho:''' Do you think they heard that?\\
*the sound of multiple safeties being switched off comes from the next room*\\
'''Psycho:''' ... [[GenreBlind I don't think they heard that.]]
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* ''Crysis 3'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUBX0NLCZEE Sharp Dressed Man Commercial]].

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* ''Crysis 3'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUBX0NLCZEE Sharp Dressed Man Commercial]].Commercial]].
* In the opening of 3, [[spoiler:Psycho]] says he's "always been a team player". Cue Prophet analyzing his memories, which describe him as "renegade", "out of control", and similar ideas. "Conclusion: [[BlatantLies Incorrect Analysis]]."
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* In ''Crysis 2'', there is just something funny about the prompt coming up in front of a Ceph Tick saying "Press to Squish". Not crush, stomp, or flatten. ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Squish.]]'' And squish they do.

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* In ''Crysis 2'', there is just something funny about the prompt coming up in front of a Ceph Tick saying "Press to Squish". Not crush, stomp, or flatten. ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Squish.]]'' And squish they do.do.
* ''Crysis 3'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUBX0NLCZEE Sharp Dressed Man Commercial]].
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* In ''Crysis 2'', there is just something funny about the prompt coming up in front of a Ceph Tick saying "Press to Squish". Not crush, stomp, or flatten. ''[[InherentlyFunnyWords Squish.]]'' And squish they do.

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