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25th Mar '15 2:41:16 PM TMK
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** In the same mission, if you shoot the porta potty at the start, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]
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** In the same mission, if you shoot the porta potty at the start, portable toilet, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]
13th Nov '14 11:06:00 PM Gregzilla
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-->'''CELL 6''': What's the meaning of life, sergeant?
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-->'''CELL 6''': [[AskAStupidQuestion What's the meaning of life, sergeant?sergeant?]]
22nd May '14 12:39:20 PM GoneRampant
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* ''Legion'' reveals that Alcatraz is a snarky little bastard. The highlight has to be when he Lampshades DARPA's decision that, in their opinion, after spelling out that the Ceph were likely aquatic-based beings, the best way, to take them down, ''was to drown them''.
24th Sep '13 6:21:02 AM TMK
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* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while (as they're repeated until you reach him), but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance somehow keeps it funny:
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* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while (as they're repeated until you reach him), but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance somehow keeps it funny:amusing:
23rd Sep '13 7:11:04 AM TMK
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-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: Do I have to do everything for myself? [[SurroundedByIdiots You are elite soldiers!]] [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]
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-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: [[SurroundedByIdiots Do I have to do everything for myself? [[SurroundedByIdiots myself?]] You are elite soldiers!]] soldiers! [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]
23rd Sep '13 7:02:18 AM TMK
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-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: Do I have to do everything for myself? [[MilitariesAreUseless You are elite soldiers!]] [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]
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-->[[spoiler: '''Lockhart''']]: Do I have to do everything for myself? [[MilitariesAreUseless [[SurroundedByIdiots You are elite soldiers!]] [[GunsAreWorthless You are equipped!]]
17th Sep '13 4:53:16 PM TMK
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--> No one is getting an action bonus until that tin fuck is dead!
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--> No one is getting Nobody sees an action bonus until I get that tin fuck is dead!suited fuck!
17th Sep '13 7:23:37 AM TMK
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** In the same mission, if you shoot the porta potty at the start of the mission, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]
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** In the same mission, if you shoot the porta potty at the start of the mission, start, someone inside will yell, [[ToiletHumour "Hey, it's occupied!"]]
17th Sep '13 7:22:54 AM TMK
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* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while, but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance somehow keeps it funny:
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* In one of the final missions, you are tasked with [[spoiler: "rescuing" Hargreave and killing [[GeneralRipper Commander Lockhart.]] Lockhart's]] quotes become annoying after a while, while (as they're repeated until you reach him), but his [[LargeHam hammy]] performance somehow keeps it funny:
17th Sep '13 7:17:04 AM TMK
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--> What the hell am I paying you for? --> He's just [[OneManArmy one fucking man!]]
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