History Funny / Creepypasta

* As it turns out, Rap Rat was real, but way less scary and more SoBadItsGood than the pasta states. So who was responsible for finding the full source? Why, people who make WebAnimation/YoutubePoop, of course! Naturally, Rap Rat became a recurring character, though not as popular as others, and was pooped by many of the members there. It's a prime example of NightmareRetardant.

* An episode of WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball has a clip that claims it's footage from the Gumball 'lost episode' pasta "The Grieving". It's not, instead being a JustForFun/{{Rickroll}}-style video of a drawn picture of a chihuahua with a saxophone being flipped around while saxophone music plays that's known as 'saxophone chihuahua'.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uItP4E-dv0s The Supermarket Monster]]. It has to be seen (and heard) to be believed. This makes quite a bit of sense, considering it was apparently written by [[spoiler:WebVideo/CallMeKevin]].

* Tired Yet is packed with cliches, accidental innuendos, and ridiculous events, that can all be summed up in four words: [[spoiler: That Mii, was Mii]]

* [[https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/76v7gr/fuck_oranges/ Fuck oranges]] is the nonsensical story of a group of people being haunted by a being of pure hate, [[spoiler: which turns out to have been summoned for a ''marketing ploy to make them buy lemons.'']]

* ''That's the Last Time I Make a 2AM Burger Run'' has the narrator bump into an EldritchAbomination with a similar idea. The entity (named Bragnarok) has to talk itself up to ordering food (complete with "Can I get aaauuuuuuuh..." when the time comes), and due to a GlamourFailure, everyone can see what it is (a tentacled creature wearing a miniature stormcloud like a cloak, surmounted by a conical, eyeball-studded head) and hear it's private thoughts. It debates with itself wether it "deserves" a cookie, and, despite participating in a community run and walking all the way from its home dimension, decides that it would rather be able to fit into a planet come date night. Then it tries to pay for its "perfectly normal" order of six bacon cheeseburgers, cheesy fries, 200 nuggets, a dozen chicken tacos, and yes you guessed it, [[AndADietCoke a diet coke,]] with a heap of ichor-soaked bones and insect corpses, and it reprimands itself with "they probably don't have change for that." Its excuse? "[[BlatantLies I just came from the casino and forgot to trade in my chips]]." It then goes to wait for its meal, thinking to itself (read: loudly broadcasting to everyone at the diner) about all the horrid things it did over the day. Then it thinks the narrator is broke because he only got a burger combo and decides to share some of its meal with him (by which we mean, gives him the massive plate of chicken tacos it already drizzled predigestive acid on). After it's done, it decides that it did want a cookie after all, but dang, they put them away for the night. Maybe it can snack on that other guy...
* Albeit still a horrifying story, the monster from ''The Harbinger Experiment'' constantly emitting [[Music/TinyTim Livin’ in the Sunlight by Tiny Tim]] can come off as funny.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngDNlE29o-s& "Letter to the Landlord"]]: How do you make a demonic possession story funny? Have it told as complaints from the [=POV=] of an extremely annoyed renter. It gets better as the annoyed renter learns that it's a demonic entity, and is only upset [[SkewedPriorities that the demon is staying in his apartment without paying rent]].

-->I’m warning you, if you’re thinking about it, stop. Don’t turn that doorknob until you’ve cleared it from your mind. Are you still thinking about it? You are, aren’t you?

-->'''Suggestion:''' Guests are complaining about the amount of towels in their rooms.
-->'''Suggestion:''' Need a better or newer coffee machine for the break room.
-->'''Suggestion:''' I wasn't going to say anything because I'm pretty tolerant, but ''please'' stop admitting [[BodyHorror children without faces.]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint They won't stay in the guest areas.]]
-->'''Suggestion:''' Frank is [[FelonyMisdemeanor cheating at solitaire]] when he thinks I'm not watching. Please do something about this immediately.
-->'''Suggestion:''' Stop Frank, he's a menace. It has now spread to Sudoku. I am not making this up.
-->'''Suggestion:''' [[GoddamnedBats I swear, all these blank kids are getting into everything]]. [[DeathAsComedy Every time I kill one of them]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice the others just misbehave more]]. I keep finding them in piles at the bottom of stairways [[{{Troll}} and they think its funny]]. [[DudeNotFunny It's not funny]]. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I can't get through]].
-->'''Suggestion:''' ha ha I'm a mouse
-->'''Suggestion:''' [[MadnessMantra i can't get my head off i can't get my head off i cant get my head off i cant get my hed off i can't get my head of]]
-->'''Suggestion:''' [[GilliganCut ignore last card]] [[AntiClimax it was my real head i forgot]]

-->Please do not breastfeed while I'm eating. I want to respect your privacy, but often I can catch sight of you in various reflective surfaces, even if you're in the next room. Again, I can only take wild guesses here, so if you are not infact breastfeeding and/or these translucent beings are not truly children, accept my apologies though my complaint in general should stand. It's not so much the act itself that is distateful to me, but rather the sight of their internal organs.
-->Do not contact me at work. I can tell that you want something, and that it is quite urgent, but calling or e-mailing me while I am at the office is pushing the boundaries of respectful behavior. Furthermore, I can't understand what you're saying and/or typing. I recieved your letter with the subject consisting of archaic pictograms, but Google Translate couldn't make heads or tails of it. In fact, I recieved an e-mail from Google's abuse department that simply said: "never again" in small, red letters. Perhaps this makes more sense to you than it did to me?
-->IF YOU ARE GOING TO PUT GLASSES ON ANY WOODEN SURFACE IN THE HOUSE, PLEASE USE A COASTER. I don't care what's in them; water, juice, or the viscous orange ooze that recoils from bleach. Use a coaster.
-->I'm tired of stepping on miniature cars everywhere I go around the house, and I'm tired of cleaning up tiny blood spatter from the passengers.
-->Everyone is telling me that people are supposed to have thumbs. Everyone I know has thumbs. No matter how much I insist otherwise, they tell me that I too had thumbs. I'm not blaming you or anything, but this seems like something you might be involved in. I'm only basing this on your past behavior and mean no offense. It's entirely possible I'm correct and have never posessed them.

---> "For you see, I am a dorito."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uItP4E-dv0s The Supermarket Monster]]. It has to be seen (and heard) to be believed. This makes quite a bit of sense, considering it was apparently written by [[spoiler:LetsPlay/CallMeKevin]].

* ''That's the Last Time I Make a 2AM Burger Run'' has the narrator bump into an EldritchAbomination with a similar idea. The entity (named Bragnarok) has to talk itself up to ordering food (complete with "Can I get aaauuuuuuuh..." when the time comes), and due to a GlamourFailure, everyone can see what it is (a tentacled creature wearing a miniature stormcloud like a cloak, surmounted by a conical, eyeball-studded head) and hear it's private thoughts. It debates with itself wether it "deserves" a cookie, and, despite participating in a community run and walking all the way from its home dimension, decides that it would rather be able to fit into a planet come date night. Then it tries to pay for its "perfectly normal" order of six bacon cheeseburgers, cheesy fries, 200 nuggets, a dozen chicken tacos, and yes you guessed it, [[AndADietCoke a diet coke,]] with a heap of ichor-soaked bones and insect corpses, and it reprimands itself with "they probably don't have change for that." Its excuse? "[[BlatantLies I just came from the casino and forgot to trade in my chips]]." It then goes to wait for its meal, thinking to itself (read: loudly broadcasting to everyone at the diner) about all the horrid things it did over the day. Then it thinks the narrator is broke because he only got a burger combo and decides to share some of its meal with him (by which we mean, gives him the massive plate of chicken tacos it already drizzled predigestive acid on). After its done, it decides that it did want a cookie after all, but dang, they put them away for the night. Maybe it can snack on that other guy...

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngDNlE29o-s& "Letter to the Landlord"]]: How do you make a demonic possession story funny? Have it told as complaints from the [=POV=] of an extremely annoyed renter. It gets better as the annoyed renter learns that its a demonic entity, and is only upset [[SkewedPriorities that the demon is staying in his apartment without paying rent]].

* "[[http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1jai1j/does_anyone_know_a_good_plumber_i_did_one_of/ Does anyone know of a good plumber?]]" Where AlcoholInducedIdiocy and ComicallyMissingThePoint leads to one hilarious parody of the ritual pastas.

* [[https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1jai1j/does_anyone_know_a_good_plumber_i_did_one_of/ "Does Anyone Know a Good Plumber]]" is a ritual pasta with a protagonist who simply does ''not'' give a fuck, to ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} levels of not giving a fuck. He drunkenly agrees to perform a ritual after mistaking an EldritchAbomination's profile for that of a hot girl, then proceeds to half-ass the entire thing and inadvertently summon a demonic, faceless HumanoidAbomination. However, he's more concerned with the leak in his shower and getting his cat found by the landlord, and shrugs off the supernatural occurrences.
** The comments are filled with even more hilarity. He reveals he chucked a mop at the monster to get a reaction out of it (it didn't) and a commenter advises him to perform the ritual correctly so he can get a hell portal like the commenter did, [[MundaneUtility which he has been using to hold barbecues and get rid of his trash.]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngDNlE29o-s& "Letter to the Landlord"]]: How do you make a demonic possession story funny? Have it told as complaints from the [=POV=] of an extremely annoyed renter. It gets better as the annoyed renter learns that its a demonic entity, and is only upset [[SkewedPriorites that the demon is staying in his apartment without paying rent]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngDNlE29o-s& "Letter to the Landlord"]]: How do you make a demonic possession story funny? Have it told as complaints from the [=POV=] of an extremely annoyed renter. It gets better as the annoyed renter learns that its a demonic entity, and is even MORE annoyed by the increasing demonic activity.

** [[http://slimebeast.com/forum/slimy-stories/whatever Whatever]] is equally funny and NightmareFuel laden. Basically, it's an open letter written by your average young single guy to a...thing...that lives in his home. This thing is apparently a frightening EldritchAbomination, but his letter to it shows that he wants to be understanding and try to work out a livable situation that is good for the both of them. He just has a few issues to bring to the attention of "whatever":

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6PL8ODp8T8 "The GMod Suicide Mouse Survival Guide"]], created by [[VideoGame/GarrysMod GMod]] CrackFic God kitty0706, is the perfect NightmareRetardant for an otherwise disturbing video/story. Complete with a list of steps, a la the aforementioned "Survival Guide", [[GagDub Gag Dubs]], and with special mention for #24: ''[[JumpScare THIS VIDEO IS FAKE]], [[ThisLoserIsYou AND SO ARE YOU]],'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting BLAAAAAAAHHH-]]''' [[MoodWhiplash oh yeah, 25]], [[CreativeClosingCredits read these boring credits]], okay?

* ''That's the Last Time I Make a 2AM Burger Run'' has the narrator bump into an EldritchAbomination with a similar idea. The entity (named Bragnarok) has to talk itself up to ordering food (complete with "Can I get aaauuuuuuuh..." when the time comes), and due to a GlamourFailure, everyone can see what it is (a tentacled creature wearing a miniature stormcloud like a cloak, surmounted by a conical, eyeball-studded head) and hear it's private thoughts. It debates with itself wether it "deserves" a cookie, and, despite participating in a community run and walking all the way from its home dimension, decides that it would rather be able to fit into a planet come date night. Then it tries to pay for its "perfectly normal" order of six bacon cheeseburgers, cheesy fries, 200 nuggets, a dozen cicken tacos, and yes you guessed it, [[AndADietCoke a diet coke,]] with a heap of ichor-soaked bones and insect corpses, and it reprimands itself with "they probably don't have change for that." Its excuse? "[[BlatantLies I just came from the casino and forgot to trade in my chips]]." It then goes to wait for its meal, thinking to itself (read: loudly broadcasting to everyone at the diner) about all the horrid things it did over the day. Then it thinks the narrator is broke because he only got a burger combo and decides to share some of its meal with him (by which we mean, gives him the massive plate of chicken tacos it already drizzled predigestive acid on). After its done, it decides that it did want a cookie after all, but dang, they put them away for the night. Maybe it can snack on that other guy...

* [[https://slimebeast.com/forum/stories/a-few-suggestions/ A Few Suggestions]], Slimebeast's prequel to his own [[http://www.creepypasta.org/creepypasta/abandoned-by-disney-2 Abandoned by Disney]], which plays the eventual demonic infestation of Mowgli's Palace for comedy by [[ApocalypticLog recounting the events through the park employees' suggestion box notes.]] Even the eventual FromBadToWorse SanitySlippage gets a funny little twist at the very end: the infamous photo-inverted Mickey suit only wants to hang itself up on a coat hook, clean up nicely after itself and all that..

* ''That's the Last Time I Make a 2AM Burger Run'' has the narrator bump into an EldritchAbomination with a similar idea. The entity (named Bragnarok) has to talk itself up to ordering food (complete with "Can I get aaauuuuuuuh..." when the time comes), and due to a GlamourFailure, everyone can see what it is (a tentacled creature wearing a miniature stormcloud like a cloak, surmounted by a conical, eyeball-studded head) and hear it's private thoughts. It debates with itself wether it "deserves" a cookie, and, despite participating in a community run and walking all the way from its home dimension, decides that it would rather be able to fit into a planet come date night. Then it tries to pay for its "perfectly normal" order of six bacon cheeseburgers, cheesy fries, 200 nuggets, and a dozen cicken tacos with a heap of ichor-soaked bones and insect corpses, and it reprimands itself with "they probably don't have change for that." Its excuse? "[[BlatantLies I just came from the casino and forgot to trade in my chips]]." It then goes to wait for its meal, thinking to itself (read: loudly broadcasting to everyone at the diner) about all the horrid things it did over the day. Then it thinks the narrator is broke because he only got a burger combo and decides to share some of its meal with him (by which we mean, gives him the massive plate of chicken tacos it already drizzled predigestive acid on). After its done, it decides that it did want a cookie after all, but dang, they put them away for the night. Maybe it can snack on that other guy...

* Tired Yet is packed with cliques, accidental inuendos, and ridiculous events, that can all be summed up in four words: [[spoiler: That Mii, was Mii]]

* The conclusion of [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_is_Magic_-_The_Lost_Episode My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - The Lost Episode]]:
-->The message immediately closed, and the video continued on, but now cut to a black message:
-->"You are a pirate, and a pirate is free...but not if he resists. The end is neigh...your days are numbered. Run, little boy."
-->I believed the message...I know it will happen one day...
-->The Big Poopy will find us all.

** Just about every blatant inconsistency, like how Roger is mentioned to fall over dead ''after'' being devoured by the grocery monsters and claiming that his last words were vowing that he'd become a supermarket monster when just earlier it was said that his last words were "I am all your enemies".

* [[https://slimebeast.com/forum/stories/a-few-suggestions/ A Few Suggestions]], Slimebeast's prequel to his own [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Abandoned_by_Disney Abandoned by Disney]], which plays the eventual demonic infestation of Mowgli's Palace for comedy by [[ApocalypticLog recounting the events through the park employees' suggestion box notes.]] Even the eventual FromBadToWorse SanitySlippage gets a funny little twist at the very end: the infamous photo-inverted Mickey suit only wants to hang itself up on a coat hook, clean up nicely after itself and all that..

* [[https://slimebeast.com/forum/stories/a-few-suggestions/]], Slimebeast's prequel to his own [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Abandoned_by_Disney Abandoned by Disney]], which plays the eventual demonic infestation of Mowgli's Palace for comedy by [[ApocalypticLog recounting the events through the park employees' suggestion box notes.]] Even the eventual FromBadToWorse SanitySlippage gets a funny little twist at the very end: the infamous photo-inverted Mickey suit only wants to hang itself up on a coat hook, clean up nicely after itself and all that..

* [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/A_Few_Suggestions A Few Suggestions]], Slimebeast's prequel to his own [[http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Abandoned_by_Disney Abandoned by Disney]], which plays the eventual demonic infestation of Mowgli's Palace for comedy by [[ApocalypticLog recounting the events through the park employees' suggestion box notes.]] Even the eventual FromBadToWorse SanitySlippage gets a funny little twist at the very end: the infamous photo-inverted Mickey suit only wants to hang itself up on a coat hook, clean up nicely after itself and all that..

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uItP4E-dv0s The Supermarket Monster]]. It has to be seen (and heard) to be believed.

* [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130520162432/https://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Grim's_Boss/ "Grim's Boss"]], a LostEpisode of WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy. Is it a horrifying, cursed episode that drives people nuts? Nope. It's not only completely ordinary, but it actually sounds like the premise of an actual episode.