History Funny / Creepypasta

15th Nov '17 1:36:14 PM jmparker78
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* This bit from [[http://thereissomethingbehindme.blogspot.ca/2017/11/it-dept-water-cooler-welcome-thread.html IT Dept. Water Cooler Thread]]:
-->'''Bandish:''' The headsets we've been using are antiquated pieces of crap. Can we please look into new ones? My users frequently complain that they can't hear me, and sometimes its so quiet I can't even hear them when they're screaming. Also, I'd greatly prefer it if we can have cordless headsets. I don't much care for the feeling of being chained to my desk.
-->'''Michelle:''' I appreciate your concerns, Bandish. I've spoken to procurement several times about upgrading our headsets, and right now they're waiting on approval from Finance before they order any. I can't promise the new ones will be cordless, however. And, as much as I know you don't like it, being chained to your desk remains company policy for the time being. If you prefer being chained by your ankles instead of your wrists, that can be looked into. I know they can be chafing, at times.
1st Nov '17 10:10:40 AM jmparker78
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** [[http://slimebeast.com/forum/slimy-stories/whatever Whatever]] is equally funny and NightmareFuel laden. Basically, it's an open letter written by your average young single guy to a...thing...that lives in his home. This thing is apparently a frightening EldritchAbomination, but his letter to it shows that he wants to be understanding and try to work out a livable situation that is good for the both of them. He just has a few issues to bring to the attention of "whatever":
-->Please do not breastfeed while I'm eating. I want to respect your privacy, but often I can catch sight of you in various reflective surfaces, even if you're in the next room. Again, I can only take wild guesses here, so if you are not infact breastfeeding and/or these translucent beings are not truly children, accept my apologies though my complaint in general should stand. It's not so much the act itself that is distateful to me, but rather the sight of their internal organs.
-->Do not contact me at work. I can tell that you want something, and that it is quite urgent, but calling or e-mailing me while I am at the office is pushing the boundaries of respectful behavior. Furthermore, I can't understand what you're saying and/or typing. I recieved your letter with the subject consisting of archaic pictograms, but Google Translate couldn't make heads or tails of it. In fact, I recieved an e-mail from Google's abuse department that simply said: "never again" in small, red letters. Perhaps this makes more sense to you than it did to me?
-->IF YOU ARE GOING TO PUT GLASSES ON ANY WOODEN SURFACE IN THE HOUSE, PLEASE USE A COASTER. I don't care what's in them; water, juice, or the viscous orange ooze that recoils from bleach. Use a coaster.
-->I'm tired of stepping on miniature cars everywhere I go around the house, and I'm tired of cleaning up tiny blood spatter from the passengers.
-->Everyone is telling me that people are supposed to have thumbs. Everyone I know has thumbs. No matter how much I insist otherwise, they tell me that I too had thumbs. I'm not blaming you or anything, but this seems like something you might be involved in. I'm only basing this on your past behavior and mean no offense. It's entirely possible I'm correct and have never posessed them.
8th Oct '17 7:09:58 PM Meyers07TheTroper
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uItP4E-dv0s The Supermarket Monster]]. It has to be seen (and heard) to be believed.
9th Aug '17 1:37:40 PM Hafumanroblox
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/MichaelLeroi/featured Michael Leroi]] and crew's "[[WebOriginal/BadCreepypasta]]", in which they read and mock creepypastas, including WebOriginal/JeffTheKiller, VideoGame/{{SonicExe}}, and The Real Chuck E. Cheese, Squidward's Suicide, etc.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/MichaelLeroi/featured Michael Leroi]] and crew's "[[WebOriginal/BadCreepypasta]]", "[[WebOriginal/BadCreepypasta Bad Creepypasta]]", in which they read and mock creepypastas, including WebOriginal/JeffTheKiller, VideoGame/{{SonicExe}}, and The Real Chuck E. Cheese, Squidward's Suicide, etc.
9th Aug '17 1:37:05 PM Hafumanroblox
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/MichaelLeroi/featured Michael Leroi]] and crew's "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BadCreepypasta Bad Creepypasta]]", in which they read and mock creepypastas, including WebOriginal/JeffTheKiller, VideoGame/{{SonicExe}}, and The Real Chuck E. Cheese, Squidward's Suicide, etc.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/user/MichaelLeroi/featured Michael Leroi]] and crew's "[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BadCreepypasta Bad Creepypasta]]", "[[WebOriginal/BadCreepypasta]]", in which they read and mock creepypastas, including WebOriginal/JeffTheKiller, VideoGame/{{SonicExe}}, and The Real Chuck E. Cheese, Squidward's Suicide, etc.
26th Jul '17 7:51:29 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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* [[http://www.creepypasta.com/the-only-sensible-ritual-pasta/ "The Only Sensible Ritual Pasta"]] To say anything will spoil everything, but to suffice to say, putting a GenreSavvy person (or at least one not holding onto an IdiotBall) into a "ritual" Creepypasta means that HilarityEnsues.

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* [[http://www.creepypasta.com/the-only-sensible-ritual-pasta/ "The Only Sensible Ritual Pasta"]] To say anything will spoil everything, but to suffice to say, putting a GenreSavvy person (or at least one not holding onto an IdiotBall) IdiotBall into a "ritual" Creepypasta means that HilarityEnsues.
23rd May '17 2:45:02 PM CJCroen1393
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* [[http://pokepasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Katenka_Nowicki/Pokemon_Bloody_Gory_Evil_Scary_Version This]] ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' creepypasta. Just...[[TrollFic the whole thing is so ridiculous, and intentionally so]]. The FunetikAccent of the narrator and the implication at the end that [[spoiler:the protagonist was just drunk and dreaming the whole thing up]] are particularly hilarious.

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* [[http://pokepasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Katenka_Nowicki/Pokemon_Bloody_Gory_Evil_Scary_Version This]] ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' creepypasta. Just...[[TrollFic the whole thing is so ridiculous, and intentionally so]]. The FunetikAccent FunetikAksent of the narrator and the implication at the end that [[spoiler:the protagonist was just drunk and dreaming the whole thing up]] are particularly hilarious.
22nd May '17 11:30:31 PM CJCroen1393
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* [[http://pokepasta.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Katenka_Nowicki/Pokemon_Bloody_Gory_Evil_Scary_Version This]] ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' creepypasta. Just...[[TrollFic the whole thing is so ridiculous, and intentionally so]]. The FunetikAccent of the narrator and the implication at the end that [[spoiler:the protagonist was just drunk and dreaming the whole thing up]] are particularly hilarious.
21st Mar '17 2:53:24 PM CJCroen1393
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* The reveal of who was behind "Spongecry.avi"...[[{{Yandere}} a crazy woman]] who was [[StalkerWithACrush stalking]] one of the animators and used the "episode" as [[PokeThePoodle an opportunity to rant and whine about how he dumped her]]. [[SarcasmMode How terrifying.]]
1st Mar '17 8:48:13 PM nombretomado
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6PL8ODp8T8 "The GMod Suicide Mouse Survival Guide"]], created by [[GarrysMod GMod]] CrackFic God kitty0706, is the perfect NightmareRetardant for an otherwise disturbing video/story. Complete with a list of steps, a la the aforementioned "Survival Guide", [[GagDub Gag Dubs]], and with special mention for #24: [[spoiler: ''[[JumpScare THIS VIDEO IS FAKE]], [[ThisLoserIsYou AND SO ARE YOU]],'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting BLAAAAAAAHHH-]]''' [[MoodWhiplash oh yeah, 25]], [[CreativeClosingCredits read these boring credits]], okay?]]

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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6PL8ODp8T8 "The GMod Suicide Mouse Survival Guide"]], created by [[GarrysMod [[VideoGame/GarrysMod GMod]] CrackFic God kitty0706, is the perfect NightmareRetardant for an otherwise disturbing video/story. Complete with a list of steps, a la the aforementioned "Survival Guide", [[GagDub Gag Dubs]], and with special mention for #24: [[spoiler: ''[[JumpScare THIS VIDEO IS FAKE]], [[ThisLoserIsYou AND SO ARE YOU]],'' '''[[SuddenlyShouting BLAAAAAAAHHH-]]''' [[MoodWhiplash oh yeah, 25]], [[CreativeClosingCredits read these boring credits]], okay?]]
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