History Funny / CorpseBride

-->'''Town Crier:''' ([[NoIndoorVoice shouting so loudly the cups and saucers rattle]]) ''Hear ye, hear ye! Victor van Dort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman! The dark-haired temptress and Mister van Dort slipped away into the night!!'' (normal volume) And now the weather. Scattered showers...

-->'''Town Crier:''' Hear ye, hear ye! Rehearsal in ruins as Van Dort boy causes chaos! ''(notices Victor, and makes it a point to let him know)'' Fishy fiancé could be canned! Everglots all fired up as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal!
* "...There's an ''eye'' in me soup." Followed shortly by Grandfather Everglott scaring his grandson and his wife out of the their wits, simply by asking where they keep the spirits.

-->'''Mr. Everglott:''' If ever I see that Van Dort boy I'll strangle him with my ''bare hands!''
-->'''Mrs. Everglott:''' Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.

-->'''Maggot''': *pops out of Emily's eye* ''Wedding feast! I'm salivating!''
-->'''Emily''': *covers her eyehole* ''Maggots.'' *laughs*

-->'''Victor''': ''But I don't even know your name.''
-->'''Maggot''': ''Well, that's a great way to start a marriage.''
-->'''Emily''': *holding her head and whispering* ''Shut up!''

-->'''Emily''': *gets her right leg caught and trips and falls*
-->'''Maggot''': ''Psst. Hey, I think you dropped something.''

-->'''Maggot''': ''If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I'd say that you've lost your mind!''

-->'''Elder Gutknech:''' We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living!

-->'''Elder Gutknech:''' Yep, you're right. He's all yours.

-->'''Emily''': ''Oh, in the woods, you said your vows so perfectly.'' *shows off her left hand, now fitted with Victor's ring*
-->'''Victor''': ''I did? I did?!'' *starts banging his head on the bar counter* ''Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!''

-->'''Elder Gutknech:''' Yep, you're right. He's all yours.

* Just before Barkis [[spoiler:croaks]], everyone wants to beat him up, but an old skeleton stops them, reminding them that when amongst the living they must abide by their rules. When Barkis [[spoiler:dies]] however...
-->'''Skeleton:''' We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living!

-->'''Skeleton:''' Yep, you're right. He's all yours.

** Made even funnier by the fact that ChristopherLee was the one delivering the line.

* Emily's floaty dance thing she does when she and Victor get to the land of the living. Victor looks away just in time to miss seeing Emily's leg catch on something, come free from her body, and for her to go tumbling in a heap on the ground.

* "In other news -- THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!!" *clangetyclangetyclang*

* "...There's an ''eye'' in me soup." Followed shortly by Grandfather Everglott scaring his grandson and his wife out of the their wits, simply by asking where they keep the sherry.

-->'''Town Crier:''' Hear ye, hear ye! Wedding rehearsal in ruins as Van Dort boy causes chaos! ''(notices Victor, and makes it a point to let him know)'' Fishy fiancé could be canned! Everglots all fired up as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal!

-->'''Town Crier:''' Hear ye, hear ye! Wedding rehearsal in ruins as Van Dort boy causes chaos! ''(notices victor, and makes it a point to let him know)'' Fishy fiancé could be canned! Everglots all fired up as Van Dort disaster ruins rehearsal!

* "...There's an ''eye'' in me soup." Followed shortly by Grandfather Everglott scaring his grandson and his wife out of the their wits, simply by asking where they keep the booze.

-->'''Maggot''': ''If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I'd say that you've lost your mind!''

-->'''Emily''': *holding her head and whispering* Shut up!

* "...There's an ''eye'' in me soup."
** Followed shortly by Grandfather Everglott scareing his grandson and his wife out of the their wits, simply by asking where they keep the booze.

-->'''Mrs. Everglott:''' Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.

-->'''Mrs. Everglott:''' Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.

** "I want some questions! Now!" "Answers. I think you mean answers."
* "And with these hands... I will cup your..." (realizes he has hands over chest) "Oh goodness no."

* As Victoria is getting her corsets laced: "Tighter. I can still hear you breathe without gasping."

* "And with these hands... I will cup your..." (realizes he has hands over chest) "Oh goodness no."

* "And with these hands...I will cup your..." (realizes he has hands over chest) "Oh goodness no."

* "Stay back! I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!"

* The dead going to the church for Victor and Emily’s wedding:

** Made even funnier by the fact that ChristoperLee was the one delivering the line.

* "In other news -- THE DEAD WALK THE EARTH!!!" * clangetyclangetyclang*

-->'''Priest:''' Begone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! You shall not enter here! Back... back... back!

-->'''Town Crier:''' (shouting so loudly the cups and saucers rattle) ''Hear ye, hear ye! Victor van Dort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman! The dark-haired temptress and Mister van Dort slipped away into the night!!'' (normal volume) And now the weather. Scattered showers...