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-->'''Matthew:''' "Smaug? [[ShutUpHannibal You are bullshit]]. You couldn't kill a room full of dwarves when one of them was standing on your motherfucking mouth."
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-->'''Matthew:''' "Smaug? [[ShutUpHannibal You are bullshit]]. You couldn't kill a room full of dwarves when one of them was standing on your motherfucking mouth.""
* His review of ''Film/2010TheYearWeMakeContact'' had him referencing back his review of ''Film:2001ASpaceOdyssey'' and his anger at the many scenes ''LeftTheCameraRunning where there was nothing but long shots of landscape'', and [[FlatCharacter characters with no arc]] so he expects the same from this film. Cue the first scene with Heywood Floyd (Ron Scheider) and (Dana Elcar) talking about personal details (like having asthma), some small talk about the state of the world (the still-running ColdWar of the setting apparently about to run hot) and an informal debriefing of the ''Discovery'''s mission (which apparent failure Floyd was turned into the FallGuy of and kicked out of NASA, turning the mission into his personal MyGreatestSecondChance). Again, this happens in the ''very first scene'', and this actually ''stuns Matthew into silence''.
--> '''Matthew:''' [[LargeHam INFORMATION!!! GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS INFORMATION!!!]]
* The RunningGag BrokenRecord description of the [[LeftTheCameraRunning absurdly long shots]] on ''Film/2001ASpaceOdyssey'' ("Landscape", "They are going to The Moon", etc), complete with him telling the audience that he will stop when the film stops, to punctuate how annoying these shots are to him. He repeats this RunningGag on his review of ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.
* His review of ''Film/2010TheYearWeMakeContact'' had him referencing back his review of ''Film:2001ASpaceOdyssey'' and his anger at the many scenes ''LeftTheCameraRunning where there was nothing but long shots of landscape'', and [[FlatCharacter characters with no arc]] so he expects the same from this film. Cue the first scene with Heywood Floyd (Ron Scheider) and (Dana Elcar) talking about personal details (like having asthma), some small talk about the state of the world (the still-running ColdWar of the setting apparently about to run hot) and an informal debriefing of the ''Discovery'''s mission (which apparent failure Floyd was turned into the FallGuy of and kicked out of NASA, turning the mission into his personal MyGreatestSecondChance). Again, this happens in the ''very first scene'', and this actually ''stuns Matthew into silence''.
--> '''Matthew:''' [[LargeHam INFORMATION!!! GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS INFORMATION!!!]]
* The RunningGag BrokenRecord description of the [[LeftTheCameraRunning absurdly long shots]] on ''Film/2001ASpaceOdyssey'' ("Landscape", "They are going to The Moon", etc), complete with him telling the audience that he will stop when the film stops, to punctuate how annoying these shots are to him. He repeats this RunningGag on his review of ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen''.
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-->'''Smaug:''' "I am... fire. I am... '''death'''."
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-->'''Smaug:''' "I am... fire. I am... '''death'''."I. Am. Fire. I. Am. '''Death'''."
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* In the HobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug review Matthew is utterly dissappointed by Smaug's performance and calls him out on his BadassBoast:
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* In the HobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug TheHobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug review Matthew is utterly dissappointed by Smaug's performance and calls him out on his BadassBoast:
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-->'''Matthew:''' "Smaug? [[ShutUpHannibal You are bullshit.bullshit]]. You couldn't kill a room full of dwarves when one of them was standing on your motherfucking mouth."
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* In Film/TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.
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* In Film/TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.rants.
* In the HobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug review Matthew is utterly dissappointed by Smaug's performance and calls him out on his BadassBoast:
-->'''Smaug:''' "I am... fire. I am... '''death'''."
-->'''Matthew:''' "Smaug? You are bullshit. You couldn't kill a room full of dwarves when one of them was standing on your motherfucking mouth."
* In the HobbitTheDesolationOfSmaug review Matthew is utterly dissappointed by Smaug's performance and calls him out on his BadassBoast:
-->'''Smaug:''' "I am... fire. I am... '''death'''."
-->'''Matthew:''' "Smaug? You are bullshit. You couldn't kill a room full of dwarves when one of them was standing on your motherfucking mouth."
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* In Film/TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.
* This probsbly qualifies as ((Narm)), but...
* This probsbly qualifies as ((Narm)), but...
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* In Film/TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.
* This probsbly qualifies as ((Narm)), but...rants.
* This probsbly qualifies as ((Narm)), but...
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* This probsbly qualifies as ''Narm'', but...
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* This probsbly qualifies as ''Narm'', ((Narm)), but...
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-->Liking something is one thing. Personal opinions are inarguable. People can like or dislike anything for any reason and -->there is no right or wrong about it.
-->A professional opinion is different. There is no legitimate professional reason for thinking Man of Steel is good. None. -->Any professional review that touts this movie as good is an obvious embarrassment. You should only have to watch the movie -->to know why it's bad.
-->Just as any professional car review that claims cars with exploding tires are perfectly safe and acceptable cars would be -->an obvious embarrassment. Maybe the critics of those vehicles LIKE exploding tires. That's fine. but in a professional -->capacity? Bullshit. They should know better.
-->There is no hate to that statement. No insult. Nor am I telling anyone what they should think. It's only a point of fact. -->If a professional film critic were to defend The Room as a legitimately good movie, they would be laughed out of their -->profession. I mean, obviously. This is no different. Nor is it any less obvious.
-->I'm sorry for your feelings, but I have to be honest about how I feel. And there it is.
-->Be well.
-->Liking something is one thing. Personal opinions are inarguable. People can like or dislike anything for any reason and -->there is no right or wrong about it.
-->A professional opinion is different. There is no legitimate professional reason for thinking Man of Steel is good. None. -->Any professional review that touts this movie as good is an obvious embarrassment. You should only have to watch the movie -->to know why it's bad.
-->Just as any professional car review that claims cars with exploding tires are perfectly safe and acceptable cars would be -->an obvious embarrassment. Maybe the critics of those vehicles LIKE exploding tires. That's fine. but in a professional -->capacity? Bullshit. They should know better.
-->There is no hate to that statement. No insult. Nor am I telling anyone what they should think. It's only a point of fact. -->If a professional film critic were to defend The Room as a legitimately good movie, they would be laughed out of their -->profession. I mean, obviously. This is no different. Nor is it any less obvious.
-->I'm sorry for your feelings, but I have to be honest about how I feel. And there it is.
-->Be well.
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* This probsbly qualifies as Narm, but...
-->Liking something is one thing. Personal opinions are inarguable. People can like or dislike anything for any reason and -->there is no right or wrong about it.
-->A professional opinion is different. There is no legitimate professional reason for thinking Man of Steel is good. None. -->Any professional review that touts this movie as good is an obvious embarrassment. You should only have to watch the movie -->to know why it's bad.
-->Just as any professional car review that claims cars with exploding tires are perfectly safe and acceptable cars would be -->an obvious embarrassment. Maybe the critics of those vehicles LIKE exploding tires. That's fine. but in a professional -->capacity? Bullshit. They should know better.
-->There is no hate to that statement. No insult. Nor am I telling anyone what they should think. It's only a point of fact. -->If a professional film critic were to defend The Room as a legitimately good movie, they would be laughed out of their -->profession. I mean, obviously. This is no different. Nor is it any less obvious.
-->I'm sorry for your feelings, but I have to be honest about how I feel. And there it is.
-->Be well.''Narm'', but...
-->Liking something is one thing. Personal opinions are inarguable. People can like or dislike anything for any reason and -->there is no right or wrong about it.
-->A professional opinion is different. There is no legitimate professional reason for thinking Man of Steel is good. None. -->Any professional review that touts this movie as good is an obvious embarrassment. You should only have to watch the movie -->to know why it's bad.
-->Just as any professional car review that claims cars with exploding tires are perfectly safe and acceptable cars would be -->an obvious embarrassment. Maybe the critics of those vehicles LIKE exploding tires. That's fine. but in a professional -->capacity? Bullshit. They should know better.
-->There is no hate to that statement. No insult. Nor am I telling anyone what they should think. It's only a point of fact. -->If a professional film critic were to defend The Room as a legitimately good movie, they would be laughed out of their -->profession. I mean, obviously. This is no different. Nor is it any less obvious.
-->I'm sorry for your feelings, but I have to be honest about how I feel. And there it is.
-->Be well.
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* In Film/TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.
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* In Film/TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.rants.
* This probsbly qualifies as Narm, but...
-->Liking something is one thing. Personal opinions are inarguable. People can like or dislike anything for any reason and -->there is no right or wrong about it.
-->A professional opinion is different. There is no legitimate professional reason for thinking Man of Steel is good. None. -->Any professional review that touts this movie as good is an obvious embarrassment. You should only have to watch the movie -->to know why it's bad.
-->Just as any professional car review that claims cars with exploding tires are perfectly safe and acceptable cars would be -->an obvious embarrassment. Maybe the critics of those vehicles LIKE exploding tires. That's fine. but in a professional -->capacity? Bullshit. They should know better.
-->There is no hate to that statement. No insult. Nor am I telling anyone what they should think. It's only a point of fact. -->If a professional film critic were to defend The Room as a legitimately good movie, they would be laughed out of their -->profession. I mean, obviously. This is no different. Nor is it any less obvious.
-->I'm sorry for your feelings, but I have to be honest about how I feel. And there it is.
-->Be well.
* This probsbly qualifies as Narm, but...
-->Liking something is one thing. Personal opinions are inarguable. People can like or dislike anything for any reason and -->there is no right or wrong about it.
-->A professional opinion is different. There is no legitimate professional reason for thinking Man of Steel is good. None. -->Any professional review that touts this movie as good is an obvious embarrassment. You should only have to watch the movie -->to know why it's bad.
-->Just as any professional car review that claims cars with exploding tires are perfectly safe and acceptable cars would be -->an obvious embarrassment. Maybe the critics of those vehicles LIKE exploding tires. That's fine. but in a professional -->capacity? Bullshit. They should know better.
-->There is no hate to that statement. No insult. Nor am I telling anyone what they should think. It's only a point of fact. -->If a professional film critic were to defend The Room as a legitimately good movie, they would be laughed out of their -->profession. I mean, obviously. This is no different. Nor is it any less obvious.
-->I'm sorry for your feelings, but I have to be honest about how I feel. And there it is.
-->Be well.
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* His fear of HarlanEllison in his ''[[Film/{{Terminator}} Terminator 2: Judgement Day]]'' epilogue.
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* In TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.
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* In TheHungerGames Film/TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.
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-->'''Jigsaw:''' Oh, for God's sake!sake!
*In TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.
*In TheHungerGames General Review, the Janelle rant. Especially if you've heard his asshole rants.
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* Everything he says about Timon & Pumbaa in his ''{{TheLionKingII:Simba'sPride}}'' review.
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* Everything he says about Timon & Pumbaa in his ''{{TheLionKingII:Simba'sPride}}'' ''TheLionKing II: Simba's Pride'' review.
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* His imagined scenario for Film/{{Saw}} if Jigsaw's prisoners were based on real life people:
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* His imagined scenario for Film/{{Saw}} ''Film/{{Saw}}'' if Jigsaw's prisoners were based on real life people:
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* His fear of HarlanEllison in his ''[[Film/{{Terminator}} Terminator 2: Judgement Day]]'' epilogue.
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* His fear of HarlanEllison in his ''[[Film/{{Terminator}} Terminator 2: Judgement Day]]'' epilogue.epilogue.
* His imagined scenario for Film/{{Saw}} if Jigsaw's prisoners were based on real life people:
-->'''Calm Guy:''' Well, it's been three hours and I just can't figure out what to do now.
-->'''Jigsaw:''' Go for the tub.
-->'''Calm Guy:''' Hey, did you hear something?
-->'''Jigsaw:''' Go for the tub.
-->'''Calm Guy:''' Hmm, must have been one of these leaky pipes rusting.
-->'''Jigsaw:''' Oh, for God's sake!
* His imagined scenario for Film/{{Saw}} if Jigsaw's prisoners were based on real life people:
-->'''Calm Guy:''' Well, it's been three hours and I just can't figure out what to do now.
-->'''Jigsaw:''' Go for the tub.
-->'''Calm Guy:''' Hey, did you hear something?
-->'''Jigsaw:''' Go for the tub.
-->'''Calm Guy:''' Hmm, must have been one of these leaky pipes rusting.
-->'''Jigsaw:''' Oh, for God's sake!
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-->''Timon and Pumbaa then get distracted on reenacting a beer commercial. I'm not even kidding about that.''
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-->''Timon and Pumbaa then get distracted on reenacting a beer commercial. I'm not even kidding about that.''''
*His fear of HarlanEllison in his ''{{Terminator Terminator 2: Judgement Day}}'' epilogue.
*His fear of HarlanEllison in his ''{{Terminator Terminator 2: Judgement Day}}'' epilogue.
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** [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} "Now we see that evil will always triumph, because... evil is dumb."]]
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** [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} "Now we see that evil will always triumph, because... evil is dumb."]]"]]
* Everything he says about Timon & Pumbaa in his ''{{TheLionKingII:Simba'sPride}}'' review.
-->'''So Kiara is off having fun, but little does she know that Simba sent Timon and Pumbaa to look after her, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that within the first three seconds of them running into her, they nearly crush and drown her to death.''
-->''Timon and Pumbaa then get distracted on reenacting a beer commercial. I'm not even kidding about that.''
* Everything he says about Timon & Pumbaa in his ''{{TheLionKingII:Simba'sPride}}'' review.
-->'''So Kiara is off having fun, but little does she know that Simba sent Timon and Pumbaa to look after her, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that within the first three seconds of them running into her, they nearly crush and drown her to death.''
-->''Timon and Pumbaa then get distracted on reenacting a beer commercial. I'm not even kidding about that.''
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* [=ConfusedMatthew=]'s reaction to Anakin's Line "Captain Rex will show you how a little respect will go a long way." in his review of the Star Wars Clone Wars movie: first a "shocked" drawing switches to an annoyed drawing complete with Godzilla roar, then CM proceeds to show most of the instances in the Prequel Trilogy where Anakin whines or blames everyone else for his troubles. he then concludes that this character cannot be Anakin Skywalker, so he dubs him "Woodstump" for the rest of the review.
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* [=ConfusedMatthew=]'s reaction to Anakin's Line "Captain Rex will show you how a little respect will go a long way." in his review of the Star Wars Clone Wars movie: first a "shocked" drawing switches to an annoyed drawing complete with Godzilla roar, then CM proceeds to show most of the instances in the Prequel Trilogy where Anakin whines or blames everyone else for his troubles. he He then concludes that this character cannot be Anakin Skywalker, so he dubs him "Woodstump" for the rest of the review.
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** Not to mention the other nicknames - Sudoku Tampon, Count Dracula and Emperor Pallet Test.
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** Not to mention the other nicknames - Sudoku Tampon, Count Dracula and Emperor Pallet Test.Test.
** [[{{Spaceballs}} "Now we see that evil will always triumph, because... evil is dumb."]]
** [[{{Spaceballs}} "Now we see that evil will always triumph, because... evil is dumb."]]
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* [=ConfusedMatthew=]'s reaction to Anakin's Line "Captain Rex will show you how a little respect will go a long way." in his review of the Star Wars Clone Wars movie: first a "shocked" drawing switches to an annoyed drawing complete with Godzilla roar, then CM proceeds to show most of the instances in the Prequel Trilogy where Anakin whines or blames everyone else for his troubles. he then concludes that this character cannot be Anakin Skywalker, so he dubs him "Woodstump" for the rest of the review.
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* [=ConfusedMatthew=]'s reaction to Anakin's Line "Captain Rex will show you how a little respect will go a long way." in his review of the Star Wars Clone Wars movie: first a "shocked" drawing switches to an annoyed drawing complete with Godzilla roar, then CM proceeds to show most of the instances in the Prequel Trilogy where Anakin whines or blames everyone else for his troubles. he then concludes that this character cannot be Anakin Skywalker, so he dubs him "Woodstump" for the rest of the review.review.
** Not to mention the other nicknames - Sudoku Tampon, Count Dracula and Emperor Pallet Test.
** Not to mention the other nicknames - Sudoku Tampon, Count Dracula and Emperor Pallet Test.
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* His reaction to the alien attack on the Empire State Building in ''IndependenceDay''.''IndependenceDay''.
* [=ConfusedMatthew=]'s reaction to Anakin's Line "Captain Rex will show you how a little respect will go a long way." in his review of the Star Wars Clone Wars movie: first a "shocked" drawing switches to an annoyed drawing complete with Godzilla roar, then CM proceeds to show most of the instances in the Prequel Trilogy where Anakin whines or blames everyone else for his troubles. he then concludes that this character cannot be Anakin Skywalker, so he dubs him "Woodstump" for the rest of the review.
* [=ConfusedMatthew=]'s reaction to Anakin's Line "Captain Rex will show you how a little respect will go a long way." in his review of the Star Wars Clone Wars movie: first a "shocked" drawing switches to an annoyed drawing complete with Godzilla roar, then CM proceeds to show most of the instances in the Prequel Trilogy where Anakin whines or blames everyone else for his troubles. he then concludes that this character cannot be Anakin Skywalker, so he dubs him "Woodstump" for the rest of the review.
