History Funny / CircleofMagic

!!''Sandry's Book''
* Early in her stay at Winding Circle, Sandry defends a Trader girl (Daja) from an AlphaBitch fellow noble by calling the Trader girl her close personal friend. The noble replies that if that's true, she's a cat. Without missing a beat, Sandry [[DeadpanSnarker pours her a plate of milk and tells her to "Start lapping, kitty."]]
** And that after [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesomely]] declaring ''all'' of the royalty she's related to (which takes several lines of text) and sneering at said AlphaBitch being the daughter of a baron and a mere merchant.
* There's something ''hilarious'' about Briar following [[BilingualBackfire proving he can speak Trader Talk]] by switching back to Common to say that he can't understand how Traders don't shatter their teeth while speaking their language, to which Daja suggests Traders having stronger teeth.

!!''Cold Fire''
* Daja's skating lessons. She falls over a ''lot''.
* The scene where Frostpine is discovered meditating naked in the kitchen fire. One of the cooks is rather appreciative-looking when he comes out.

!!''Shatterglass''
* Despite the "murder mystery" theme, the book is full of funny moments. Every time Tris would deal with muggers in the backstreets counts.
--> '''Keth:''' ''[a scary thought occurs to him]'' You say there are three more of you in Emelan? Just like you?\\
'''Tris:''' Oh no. They're ''much'' worse than I am.\\
'''Keth:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' I believe you.\\
'''Tris:''' It could be worse. We could all be here, ''now''.
* When Tris and her group first meet the five year old Glaki. The first thing the girl does when she sees the strangers is to cry "Doggie!" and hug the GentleGiant dog, "Little Bear".
** Also counts as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming CMoH]].
* Any time that Tris and Keth snipe at each other during Keth's magical training.
-->'''Tris:''' Focus, just ignore me.\\
'''Keth:''' I wish I ''could'' ignore you.

!!''The Will of the Empress''
* Many scenes dealing with Zhegorz, from his determination to get Briar to take sleeping drops, to Sandry making him her secretary, even though he can't write. There's also a scene where Empress Berenene wonders about Sandry's secretary because he's so mysterious that her spies haven't seen him.
* Sandry announces proudly that breeding mules has been her family's specialty for over two hundred years. Briar, Tris, and Daja stare at each other for a minute, and then Daja comments, "That explains a lot."
-->"I am not listening to you," Sandry told them loftily as the courtiers laughed. "Do you notice that I am not listening to you?" she continued. "Mark it well. I ignore you."\\
"And I feel ignored," said Briar, rejoining them. "I am so ignored and unheard that I know it won't matter if I say, Why does it not surprise me, that the Landregs breed mules?"
* How about the scene where Briar is challenged to an unarmed duel by one of the courtiers? Daja is with him, and starts taking bets from the crowd while Briar makes a show of taking off ''[[ExtendedDisarming all]]'' [[KnifeNut his knives]].

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* Despite the "murder mystery" theme, ''"Shatterglass"'' is full of funny moments. Every time Tris would deal with muggers in the backstreets counts.
--> '''Keth''': (''a scary thought occurred to him'') You say there are three more of you in Emelan? Just like you?
--> '''Tris''': Oh no. They're ''much'' worse than I am.
--> '''Keth''': *{{Beat}}* I believe you.
--> '''Tris''': It could be worse. We could all be here, ''now''.
* When Tris and her group first meet the five year old Glaki. The first thing the girl does when she sees the strangers is to cry "Doggie!" and hug the GentleGiant dog, "Little Bear".
** Also counts as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming CMoH]].
* Any time that Tris and Keth snipe at each other during Keth's magical training.
--> '''Tris''': Focus, just ignore me.
--> '''Keth''': I wish I ''could'' ignore you.
* Many scenes dealing with Zhegorz, from his determination to get Briar to take sleeping drops, to Sandry making him her secretary, even though he can't write. There's also a scene where Empress Berenene wonders about Sandry's secretary because he's so mysterious that her spies haven't seen him.
* In ''"Will of the Empress"'', Sandry announces proudly that breeding mules has been her family's specialty for over two hundred years. Briar, Tris, and Daja stare at each other for a minute, and then Daja comments, "That explains a lot."
-->"I am not listening to you," Sandry told them loftily as the courtiers laughed. "Do you notice that I am not listening to you?" she continued. "Mark it well. I ignore you."\\
"And I feel ignored," said Briar, rejoining them. "I am so ignored and unheard that I know it won't matter if I say, Why does it not surprise me, that the Landregs breed mules?"
* Daja's skating lessons in ''"Cold Fire"''. She falls over a ''lot''.
* How about the scene from ''"Will of the Empress"'' where Briar is challenged to an unarmed duel by one of the courtiers? Daja is with him, and starts taking bets from the crowd while Briar makes a show of taking off ''[[ExtendedDisarming all]]'' [[KnifeNut his knives]].
* The laughs date all the way back to ''"Sandry's Book"''. Early in her stay at Winding Circle, Sandry defends a Trader girl (Daja) from an AlphaBitch fellow noble by calling the Trader girl her close personal friend. The noble replies that if that's true, she's a cat. Without missing a beat, Sandry [[DeadpanSnarker pours her a plate of milk and tells her to "Start lapping, kitty."]]

* There's something ''hilarious'' about Briar following [[BilingualBackfire proving he can speak Trader Talk]] by switching back to Common to say that he can't understand how Traders don't shatter their teeth while speaking their language, to which Daja suggests Traders having stronger teeth.

** And that after [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesomely]] declaring ''all'' of the royalty she's related to (which takes several lines of text) and sneering at said AlphaBitch being the daughter of a baron and a mere merchant.

--> '''Keith''': (''a scary thought occurred to him'') You say there are three more of you in Emelan? Just like you?

--> '''Keith''': *{{Beat}}* I believe you.

--> '''Keith''': I wish I ''could'' ignore you.

* How about the scene from ''"Will of the Empress"'' where Briar is challenged to an unarmed duel by one of the courtiers? Daja is with him, and starts taking bets from the crowd while Briar makes a show of taking off [[ExtendedDisarming ALL his knives]].

* Despite the "murder mystery" theme, ''Shatterglass'' is full of funny moments. Every time Tris would deal with muggers in the backstreets counts.

* In ''Will of the Empress'', Sandry announces proudly that breeding mules has been her family's specialty for over two hundred years. Briar, Tris, and Daja stare at each other for a minute, and then Daja comments, "That explains a lot."

* Daja's skating lessons in ''Cold Fire''. She falls over a ''lot''.
* How about the scene from ''Will of the Empress'' where Briar is challenged to an unarmed duel by one of the courtiers? Daja is with him, and starts taking bets from the crowd while Briar makes a show of taking off [[ExtendedDisarming ALL his knives]].
* The laughs date all the way back to ''Sandry's Book''. Early in her stay at Winding Circle, Sandry defends a Trader girl from an AlphaBitch fellow noble by calling the Trader girl her close personal friend. The noble replies that if that's true, she's a cat. Without missing a beat, Sandry [[DeadpanSnarker pours her a plate of milk and tells her to "Start lapping, kitty."]]

** And that after [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesomely]] declaring ''all'' of the royalty she's related to (which takes several lines of text) and sneering at said AlphaBitch being a mere merchant.

** And that after [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesomely]] declaring ''all'' of the royalty she's related and sneering at said AlphaBitch being a mere merchant.

"And I feel ignored," said Briar, rejoining them. "I am so ignored and unheard that I know it won't matter if I say, Why does it not suprise me, that the Landregs breed mules?"

* The laughs date all the way back to ''Sandry's Book''. Early in her stay at Winding Circle, Sandry defends a Trader girl from an AlphaBitch fellow noble by calling the Trader girl her close personal friend. The noble replies that if that's true, she's a cat. Without missing a beat, Sandry [[DeadpanSnarker pours her a plate of milk and tells her to "Start lapping, kitty."]]

"And I feel ignored," said Briar, rejoining them. "I am so ignored and unheard that I know it won't matter if I say, Why does it not suprirse me, that the Landregs breed mules?"

* How about the scene from ''Will of the Empress'' where Briar is challenged to an unarmed duel by one of the courtiers? Daja is with him, and starts taking bets from the crowd while Briar makes a show of taking off [[ExtendedDisarming ALL his knives]].

--> '''Tris''': Oh no. There ''much'' worse than I am.

* Daja's skating lessons in ''Cold Fire''. She falls over a ''lot''.

* When Tris and her group first meet the five year old Glaki. The first thing the girl does when she sees the strangers is to cry "Doggy!" and hug the GentleGiant dog, "Little Bear".

"And I feel ignored," said Briar, rejoining them. "I am so ignored and unheard that I know it won't matter if I say, Why does it not suprirse me, that the Landregs breed mules?"

** Also counts as a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

-->"I am not listening to you," Sandry told them loftily as the courtiers laughed. "Do you notice that I am not listening to you?" she continud. "Mark it well. I ignore you."\\

->"I am not listening to you," Sandry told them loftily as the courtiers laughed. "Do you notice that I am not listening to you?" she continud. "Mark it well. I ignore you."\\

* Dispite the "murder mystery" theme ''Shatterglass'' is full of funny moments. Everytime Tris would deal with muggers in the backstreets counts.
* When Tris and her group first meet the five year old Glaki. The first thing the girl dose when she see's the strangers is to cry "Doggy!" and hug the GentleGiant dog, "Little Bear".

* Anytime that Tris and Keth snip at each other during Keth's magical training.