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** The FridgeLogic due to the AdaptationExplanationExtrication regarding Hermione erasing her parents' memories of her:
-->'''Lester:''' That's kind of weird -- don't they have friends who remember [[{{malaproper}} Hermafradorf]]?
-->'''Chester:''' Yeah, that's true, I mean, is it like...
-->'''Actor!Friend:''' Hey, guys, how's your daughter Hermafradorf?
-->'''Actor!Parents:''' ''(shrug and look confused)''
-->'''Chester:''' They don't know!
-->'''Actor!Dad:''' We just like to keep photos of blank walls.
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8hL9tisUKI&feature=player_embedded Chester reviews]] ''GurrenLagann''.

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8hL9tisUKI&feature=player_embedded Chester reviews]] ''GurrenLagann''. Yes, THAT Gurren Lagann.
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*** "Balls?! YOU GOT BALLS?!"

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*** "Balls?! YOU GOT BALLS?!"BALLS?!"
* "I'm Johnny Depp."
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* His review of [[{{Twilight}} New Moon]]. "I'm going to go with the vampire guy." "Why?!" "He stared at me!"

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* His review of [[{{Twilight}} [[Literature/{{Twilight}} New Moon]]. "I'm going to go with the vampire guy." "Why?!" "He stared at me!"



-->'''Chester''': [sees [[BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Harley Quinn]] and HarryPotter cosplayers pretending to burn a copy of {{Twilight}}] Twilight! That's THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

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-->'''Chester''': [sees [[BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Harley Quinn]] and HarryPotter cosplayers pretending to burn a copy of {{Twilight}}] Literature/{{Twilight}}] Twilight! That's THE GREATEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!



* The {{Twilight}} Eclipse review has this one when he impersonates Inigo Montoya: {{Hello}}. [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My Name Is Victoria]]. [[YouKilledMyFather You Killed My Boyfriend]]. PrepareToDie.

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* The {{Twilight}} Literature/{{Twilight}} Eclipse review has this one when he impersonates Inigo Montoya: {{Hello}}. [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My Name Is Victoria]]. [[YouKilledMyFather You Killed My Boyfriend]]. PrepareToDie.



* From his review of ''[[strike:{{Twilight}} 4]] RedRidingHood'':

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* From his review of ''[[strike:{{Twilight}} ''[[strike:Literature/{{Twilight}} 4]] RedRidingHood'':
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** "''I'' was the moon once!" (pause) "That was a lie."

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** "''I'' was the moon once!" (pause) "That was a lie.""
*** "Balls?! YOU GOT BALLS?!"
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--> "She's taking off his sheep's clothing! He's riding her hood! She's blowing his house down! The better to eat her with! She's taking him to Grandma's house! He's checking under her hood! Holy smoke, I gotta make a book of these!"

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--> "She's taking off his sheep's clothing! He's riding her hood! She's blowing his house down! The better to eat her with! She's taking him to Grandma's house! He's checking under her hood! Holy smoke, I gotta make a book of these!"these!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8hL9tisUKI&feature=player_embedded Chester reviews]] ''GurrenLagann''.
** "''I'' was the moon once!" (pause) "That was a lie."
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** His impersonation of the wealthy twins
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** "And the moral of the story is...BESTIALITY IS OKAY!"

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** "And the moral of the story is...BESTIALITY IS OKAY!"OKAY!"
** And the ending run of LittleRedRidingHood [[DoubleEntendre Double Entendres]].
--> "She's taking off his sheep's clothing! He's riding her hood! She's blowing his house down! The better to eat her with! She's taking him to Grandma's house! He's checking under her hood! Holy smoke, I gotta make a book of these!"
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** "Tween girl porn".

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** "Tween girl porn".porn".
** "And the moral of the story is...BESTIALITY IS OKAY!"
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** Correcting the narrator who thought this was Twilight 4, then arguing with him all throughout the review.

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** Correcting the narrator who thought this was Twilight 4, then arguing with him all throughout the review.review.
** "Tween girl porn".
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* From his review of ''[[strike:{{Twilight}} 4]] RedRidingHood'']]:

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* From his review of ''[[strike:{{Twilight}} 4]] RedRidingHood'']]:RedRidingHood'':
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** "This is Raoul Puke, father of Fozzie journalism, saying..." [looks around, grabs Chester's cup] "I have a cup!" [music plays] "I still have a cup!"

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** "This is Raoul Puke, father of Fozzie journalism, saying..." [looks around, grabs Chester's cup] "I have a cup!" [music plays] "I still have a cup!"cup!"
* From his review of ''[[strike:{{Twilight}} 4]] RedRidingHood'']]:
** Correcting the narrator who thought this was Twilight 4, then arguing with him all throughout the review.
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** "Seriously, wasn't there [[ptitlev72ynpwq a video game]] this movie is based on? And wasn't it made by a guy named... American McCheese?"

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** "Seriously, wasn't there [[ptitlev72ynpwq [[{{ptitlev72ynpwq}} a video game]] this movie is based on? And wasn't it made by a guy named... American McCheese?"[=McCheese=]?"
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** "Seriously, wasn't there [[ptitlev72ynpwq a video game]] this movie is based on? And wasn't it made by a guy named... American McCheese?"

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** The mari-ow-chi band's songs.

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** The mari-ow-chi mari-owl-chi band's songs.


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** "So the moles call upon their most ''fearsome'' weapon...'''bats.'''" *cue [[FearAndLoathingInLasVegas Raoul freaking out.]]*
** "If there's one thing I've learned, it's [[spoiler:never trust a turtle!]] Good advice."
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--> "Aiii-aii-ai-ai! [[spoiler: We ripped you off big time!]]"

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--> "Aiii-aii-ai-ai! [[spoiler: We ripped you off big time!]]"time!]]"
** "This is Raoul Puke, father of Fozzie journalism, saying..." [looks around, grabs Chester's cup] "I have a cup!" [music plays] "I still have a cup!"
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--> "Wait a minute! Iron Man, the Hulk, all the Marvel characters...OH MY GOD, Marvel is putting together a baseball team! Spider-Man can be the shortstop, Wolverine can be the pitcher, and the Hulk will be the umpire, because you do not want to piss off that umpire. He will eat you...I hear Howard the Duck has promise!"

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--> "Wait a minute! Iron Man, the Hulk, all the Marvel characters...OH MY GOD, Marvel is putting together a baseball team! Spider-Man can be the shortstop, Wolverine can be the pitcher, and the Hulk will be the umpire, because you do not want to piss off that umpire. He will eat you...I hear Howard the Duck has promise!"promise!"
* From his ''{{Rango}}'' review:
** The takeover by Raoul Puke.
** The mari-ow-chi band's songs.
--> "Aiii-aii-ai-ai! We're building up to a letdown!"
--> "Aiii-aii-ai-ai! [[spoiler: We ripped you off big time!]]"
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** "...I'm Dolph Lundgren."
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* [[{{Inception}} How do I know I'm not dreaming right now?]]
** [[AllJustADream *poof*]] Dah! Well, how do I know I'm not dreaming right ''now''?
*** *poof* Dah! ...how
**** *poof* Da-ha! ...Okay I'm going to take some drugs to sober up from this movie.
***** COOL!
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** FridgeBrilliance here: His 'review' is a StealthInsult and TakeThat to all the local Chicago reporters who went outside to comment on the obvious...It's. Snowing. HARD. Duh...

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** FridgeBrilliance here: His 'review' is a StealthInsult and TakeThat to all the local Chicago reporters who went outside to comment on the obvious...It's. Snowing. HARD. Duh...Duh...
* From his review of ''Film/TheIncredibleHulk'':
--> "Wait a minute! Iron Man, the Hulk, all the Marvel characters...OH MY GOD, Marvel is putting together a baseball team! Spider-Man can be the shortstop, Wolverine can be the pitcher, and the Hulk will be the umpire, because you do not want to piss off that umpire. He will eat you...I hear Howard the Duck has promise!"

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** FridgeBrilliance here: His 'review' is a StealthInsult and TakeThat to all the local Chicago reporters who went outside to comment on the obvious-
It's. Snowing. HARD. Duh...

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** FridgeBrilliance here: His 'review' is a StealthInsult and TakeThat to all the local Chicago reporters who went outside to comment on the obvious-
obvious...It's. Snowing. HARD. Duh...
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--> You are ''horrible'' people!

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--> You are ''horrible'' people!people!
** FridgeBrilliance here: His 'review' is a StealthInsult and TakeThat to all the local Chicago reporters who went outside to comment on the obvious-
It's. Snowing. HARD. Duh...
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*** And thus Bum does the original Jeff Bridges character as The Dude for the rest of the review.
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* The entirety of his coverage of the 2011 Chicago blizzard.

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* The entirety of his coverage of the 2011 Chicago blizzard.blizzard.
--> You are ''horrible'' people!
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** "Wait a minute...A movie with Jeff Bridges and two mistaken identities? OH MY GOD IT'S {{THE BIG LEBOWSKI}} 2!!!"
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* ''TronLegacy'':
** "''I'' went into a video game once! Mario's actually Scottish!"
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** [[SurprisinglySimilarStories Now let's talk about the evil magic jewelry that turns people into jerks.]]

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** [[SurprisinglySimilarStories Now let's talk about the evil magic jewelry that turns people into jerks.]]]]
* The entirety of his coverage of the 2011 Chicago blizzard.
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** "Let's see if we can find Alan Menkin in this forest! PLEASE find Alan Menkin in this forest!"

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** "Let's see if we can find Alan Menkin Menken in this forest! PLEASE find Alan Menkin Menken in this forest!"
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--> '''Chester!Facilier''': I'll make a deal with you, prince Naveen!
--> '''Chester!Naveen''': Okay!
--> '''Chester!Facilier''': I'm gonna turn you into a frog!
--> '''Chester!Naveen''': Okay! Wait a minute...
--> '''Chester!Facilier''': Too late!
--> '''Chester!Naveen''': [poofs out of existance, a croak is heard]

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--> '''Chester!Facilier''': '''Facilier!Chester''': I'll make a deal with you, prince Naveen!
--> '''Chester!Naveen''': Okay!
--> '''Chester!Facilier''':
Prince Naveen!\\
'''Naveen!Chester''': Okay!\\
'''Facilier!Chester''':
I'm gonna turn you into a frog!
--> '''Chester!Naveen''':
frog!\\
'''Naveen!Chester''':
Okay! Wait a minute...
--> '''Chester!Facilier''':
minute...\\
'''Facilier!Chester''':
Too late!
--> '''Chester!Naveen''':
late!\\
'''Naveen!Chester''':
[poofs out of existance, a croak is heard]



** "And the military is like "[[StuffBlowingUp BLOW STUFF UP! BLOW STUFF UP]]!""
*** "So I ''really'' liked ''{{Ferngully}}''" * BZZZT* "''{{Pocahontas}}?''" * BZZZT!* "''AtlantisTheLostEmpire''?" * BZZZT* "''DancesWithWolves''?" * BZZZT* "''Avatar''?" * Ding!* "[[BlatantLies The most ORIGINAL move I've ever seen in my life!]]"

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** "And the military is like "[[StuffBlowingUp '[[StuffBlowingUp BLOW STUFF UP! BLOW STUFF UP]]!""
UP]]!'"
*** "So I ''really'' liked ''{{Ferngully}}''" * BZZZT* "''{{Pocahontas}}?''" * BZZZT!* "''AtlantisTheLostEmpire''?" * BZZZT* "''DancesWithWolves''?" * BZZZT* "''Avatar''?" * Ding!* "[[BlatantLies The most ORIGINAL move movie I've ever seen in my life!]]"
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* [[TheKarateKid Wait a minute!]] JackieChan [[CaptainObvious is]] [[ShapedLikeItself Jackie]] DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Chan!]]

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* [[TheKarateKid Wait a minute!]] JackieChan [[CaptainObvious is]] [[ShapedLikeItself Jackie]] DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Chan!]]

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