History Funny / BradTries

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* Brad Tries Birds Nest, in which he tries a drink that was given to him by Brian and Sarah who were too afraid to try it themselves. The funniest part about it is that after trying it again, ''he likes it!''

* From ''Brad Tries Beaver'':
--> '''Brad:''' In case you forgot it's Canadian, it has the word "Canadian" on it, and pictures of hockey players... a maple leaf... picture of WebVideo/{{Phelous}} on the side -- wait, ''what?!''
* "If green beans tasted like this, I wouldn't hate them more than the terrorists."
* "Brad Tries Pizza Beer".

** Half an hour of Brad, Doug and Rob trying things and being disgusted and hilarious.
--->'''Rob:''' *downs a glass of something that has left Brad and Doug half-senseless and hysterical* That's not that bad chugged! [beat] *Drops his glass on the floor without changing his expression*

--->'''Rob:''' *choking* It's fine!

--->'''Jillian:''' *downs it without any reaction* You guys are pussies.
* From ''Brad Tries Dick Stick''.
--> '''Brian:''' No, kitty, don't eat that, it's terrible.
* From ''Brad Tries Moxie'', his reaction to Malta Hatuey.
-->'''Brad:''' *Takes sip* Oh... fuck me. Yeah, it tastes like V8 if someone fucked all the vegetables first.
* In "Brad Tries Sperm" Brad's cat sniffs at the bottle.

* Brad's joy of finding a drink that looks and tastes exactly like Crystal Pepsi only dampened by the fact it's called [[ThoseWackyNazis Not See Cola]]
--> '''Brad:''' Well it's better than calling it Kristallnacht.

* From ''Brad Tries Coca Cola Blak'', after a third try of Manhattan Special Espresso Coffee Soda:
--> '''Brad:''' This thing is smushing my face. The taste is giving me unwanted ''plastic surgery'' on my face....I don't like this.
* In Brad and Phelan Try Grass Jelly, Brad and Phelous spend several minutes searching for something to review - from paintings to irons to mp3 players, as well as Phelous's stick figure drawing of [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] [[ContinuityNod from their crossover review of Lockjaw]]. And then this happens:
-->'''Brad and Phelous are lying next to each other in the bed.'''

** Also, "[[spoiler: 8-Bit Mickey]], WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?"

* In Brad Tries the Mc10:35, when analyzing the Trocadero.

* Brad Tries ''Billy Beer''. No, seriously, ''Billy Beer'' It goes down about as well as one can expect a rusty, 30-year-old can of shitty beer can...
* Brad Tries Cola Up:

* Drunk Max Force Tries Cookie Dough Vodka. For some reason he's wearing a penguin suit. You really can't top that.
* Drunk Brian Tries the [[Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom Blood of the Kali]]. "Don drink Framing Brian! Itz bad!"
* The Wizard World edition of Flaming Brian's Kitchen has him trying an (unfortunately weak) canola oil sauce, and then sharing ''shots'' of the stuff with the various con-goers. Brad refers to the stuff as [[CallBack "Not-See hot sauce"]], and later - when he takes a bite out of a pepper - washes it down with the ''original'' Not-See Cola.
** Brad takes a shot of the canola oil, grimaces, and yells, "Shit!" Someone offers him a carton of milk to wash it own with, and he accepts.
--->'''Brad:''' [Looking at the milk] Aw, shit, it's not clear!
** He then grabs another chicken nugget thinking that it didn't have the sauce on it. He's wrong.
* On the Snob's convention exclusive DVD, he and Jerrid recognize the boring nature of DVD introductions, and spice it up with a special Brad Tries...[[spoiler:of perhaps the worst soda ever made. It's known as [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverly_(drink) Beverly soda]], and 5 out of 2000 people like the bitter melon taste. Brad and Jerrid are not in that category.]]

-->'''Jerrid:''' ''[Tastes it, then after a brief delay...]'' '''''...WOAH!'''''
* Brad Tries Mountain Dew Game Fuel gives us Brad and Jillian mocking [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk the guy]] who drank a small bottle of discontinued Crystal Pepsi and then throwing up.
* Drunk Brian Tries Tox Test, which gives us the combined efforts of Brian and Kelley trying to get a bottle of ale open. It takes them a while ([[GoneHorriblyRight and they end up breaking the top of the bottle by accident]]).
** Brian singing. It's... not good.
** Brad talking about the Hipster Ale. "You take one sip and you'll be voting for Ron Paul." "Buy three of these and you get a peek at the new Weezer album." "It's got pieces of tweed in it."
** The RunningGag of Brian being constantly unable to call Kelley by a single name.
* The unfortunately-named [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Cockta]] spawns a myriad of penile puns.
** ...and then there's Mashky yogurt soda. Oh, sweet Sheebus, the yogurt soda. Before he even posted the video, Brad updated his Twitter account to say, "Well...that was one of the worst things I've ever had on a Brad Tries." ''And how.''
---> '''Brad:''' Um, I don't recommend that; I don't recommend smelling that; I don't recommend wasting your money on that; I sure as shit don't recommend putting that in your mouth! I don't even recommend pissing in an empty bottle of it because you'll probably come away with something questionable. It'll seriously fuck up your Cockta, and you'll be scared to put your Cockta in anything else after touching that fucking bottle!

* In the [=McRib=] video, Brad told a bit of history of the [=McRib=], which referred to the fact that he was born the year the product was released to the public (1981) ("making me part [=McRib=]") and that it was discontinued for the first time in 1985, the year Jake was born ("A known [=McRib=] hater").
* ''Brad Tries the State Fair 2013'' has a few funny moments:

** Irving's obvious attempts to get a rise out of Jake by being randomly anti-Semitic. [[BerserkButton Which succeeds]].

-->Brad: (Clears throat.) Sorry,I had a leg in my teeth. And an antennae...probably some eyeballs-! (Retches.)
* "Brad Tries Mountain Dew Cheetos" - It's a pretty basic episode, with Brad liking both the titular Cheetos and the Cajun chips. That is, until he gets into the gummi pirate coins that Jake bought for him...

* From ''Brad Tries the State Fair 2014'' comes a few great laughs:

-->'''Jake:''' Don't eat me señorita! *Lupa bites down* ''Nooooo Buuueeeenooooo'' *everyone breaks down laughing*

** Jake doesn't enjoy coffee, so Brad tries to cheer him up by creating "Mr. Sun," a soft-spoken coffee mascot that pesters Jake in an attempt to get him to wake up in the morning.

-->'''Jake:''' Mr. Sun, it is ''nine o'clock at night,'' okay? You're on ''the other side of the world.'' Why are you- ''stop talking to me.''
-->'''Brad:''' I'mah let you in on a little secret; [[AGodAmI I'm also God.]]

-->'''Jake''': AAAAAAAAH GODAMMIT MR. SUN!

* From ''Brad Tries The State Fair 2015'':
-->'''Brad:''' At least it's not a pickle. *takes a bite* I wish it was a pickle.
* During the Taco Bell Breakfast Part 2 video, he talks about the Taco Bell guys fucking him because they got his order wrong.

* The premiere of ''Flaming Brian's Kitchen'' has Brad and Brian try out ''Buffalo Wild Wings'' hottest sauce. HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Brad:''' Welcome to the spinoff series-cause why not? ''Flaming Brian's Kitchen''! [starts laughing]
--> '''Brian:''' Is that seriously the only reason you're doing this? You don't even give a damn about hot sauce!
--> '''Brad:''' Ha!
* The ''Ass Reaper'' episode...all of it, ''especially'' when [[ButtMonkey Jake]] [[TemptingFate drops by]].
--> '''Brian:''' Is it Halloween Delicious?
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* The unfortunately-named [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Cockta]] spawns [[FreudWasRight a myriad of penile puns.]]

* Drunk Brian Tries the [[IndianaJones Blood of the Kali]]. "Don drink Framing Brian! Itz bad!"

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* Brad Tries Mountain Dew Game Fuel gives us Brad and Jillian mocking the guy who drank a small bottle of discontinued Crystal Pepsi and then throwing up.

* ''Starbucks Frappucino Fan Flavors''

--> '''Brad:''' In case you forgot it's Canadian, it has the word "Canadian" on it, and pictures of hockey players... a maple leaf... picture of {{Phelous}} on the side -- wait, ''what?!''

-->'''Jake:''' God ''damm'' it, Mr. Sun!

* The premiere of ''Flaming Brian's Kitchen'' has Brad and Brian try out ''Buffalo Wild Wings'' hottest sauce. HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Brad:''' Welcome to the spinoff series-cause why not? ''Flaming Brian's Kitchen''! [starts laughing]
--> '''Brian:''' Is that seriously the only reason you're doing this? You don't even give a damn about hot sauce!
--> '''Brad:''' Ha!

* During "Brad Tries Chatterbox Beer", it becomes apparent he's already had a few beforehand. The funniest part is, while tasting the Sake, his impromptu conversation with an imaginary person about their lack of a cloudy drink.

* "Brad Tries Mountain Dew Cheetos" - It's a pretty basic episode, with Brad liking both the titular Cheetos and the Cajun chips. That is, until he gets into the gummi pirate coins that Jake bought for him...

* Brad Tries Birds Nest, in which he tries a drink that was given to him by a couple that were too afraid to try it themselves. The funniest part about it is that after trying it again, ''he likes it!''

* [[http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/05/22/brad-tries-birds-nest.aspx Brad Tries Birds Nest,]] in which he tries a drink that was given to him by a couple that were too afraid to try it themselves. The funniest part about it is that after trying it again, ''he likes it!''

** Half an hour of Brad, Doug and Rob trying things and being disgusted and hilarious. [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/bj/bjtries/28371-brad-tries-pizza-beer Watch for yourself.]]

* From ''[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/bj/bs/26571-coca-cola-blak Brad Tries Coca Cola Blak]]'', after a third try of Manhattan Special Espresso Coffee Soda:

* In [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bj/bjtries/31585-brad-and-phelan-try-grass-jelly Brad and Phelan Try Grass Jelly]], Brad and Phelous spend several minutes searching for something to review - from paintings to irons to mp3 players, as well as Phelous's stick figure drawing of [[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]] [[ContinuityNod from their crossover review of Lockjaw]]. And then this happens:

* In [[http://thecinemasnob.com/2012/01/17/brad-tries-the-mc1035.aspx Brad Tries the Mc10:35]], when analyzing the Trocadero.

* Brad Tries ''Billy Beer''. No, seriously, ''[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bj/bjtries/34522-brad-tries-billy-beer Brad Tries Billy Beer.]]'' It goes down about as well as one can expect a rusty, 30-year-old can of shitty beer can...

* The [[http://thecinemasnob.com/2014/01/28/brad-tries-wild-ophelia-chocolate.aspx Wild Ophelia]] episode where Brad surprises viewers by re-trying [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Crick-ettes]]. He hated them before, and now he does a full ''handful'' of them.

-->Brad: (Clears throat.) Excuse me, I had a leg in my teeth. And some antennae...probably some eyeballs-! (Retches.)

* The [[http://thecinemasnob.com/2014/01/28/brad-tries-wild-ophelia-chocolate.aspx Wild Ophelia]] episode where Brad surprises viewers by re-trying [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Crick-ettes]]. He hated them before, and now he does a full ''handful'' of them.

** Irving's obvious attempts to get a rise out of Jake by being randomly anti-Semitic. [[BerserkButton Which succeeds]].

* In the [=McRib=] video, Brad told a bit of history of the [=McRib=], which referred to the fact that he was born the year th product was released to the public (1981) ("making me part [=McRib=]") and that it was discontinued for the first time in 1985, the year Jake was born ("A known [=McRib=] hater").

* In the [=McRib=] video, Brad told a bit of history of the [=McRib=], which referred to the fact that he was born the year th product was released to the public (1981) ("making me part [=McRib=])and that it was discontinued for the first time in 1985, the year Jake was born ("A known [=McRib=] hater).