History Funny / BoyMeetsWorld

* After the entire gang helps Cory get deal with everything changing in his life Cory starts listing all the things changing and how he's okay with them, before he gets to the last one Eric says it doesn't matter that things change, just how you react to them, queue this:
-->'''Cory''': "...and I even accept Mr. Feeny retiring."
-->'''Eric''': "'''''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAT!?!]]'''''"
* In "Seven the Hard Way," Eric imagines what will happen to the group if they don't settle their current, very bitter disagreements. Eric himself is portrayed as a nutty recluse, having changed his name to "Plays with Squirrels."
-->'''Eric''': I married a moose. ''[To Cory & Topanga, smugly]'' We don't need counseling.
--> ----
-->'''Mr. Feeney:''' Mr. Matthews?
-->'''Eric:''' Mr. Squirrels.
-->'''Cory:''' Eric?
-->'''Eric:''' Plays With.
** And followed up by Feeney's reaction: "All right, everyone. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I'll see you at my funeral]]."
** Topanga gets some good moments when she gets so fed up with Cory and Shawn still getting along despite everyone else fighting and starts calling Shawn "His lovah!"
* Every scene with Eric in the episode where Shawn tries to impress Angela's father is hilarious.
-->'''Eric''': [+++YAKSAI!+++]

* Little Cory gets another crowning moment of funny in a shout out much later on when Shawn is living at university with his brother. Decrying the state of Shawn's bedroom, his brother shouts how even a pig couldn't live in this mess!. Shawn just gives him a knowing look and shifts aside a curtain, revealing said pig happily wallowing in his dirty clothes.

* Cory gets a lot of these later on when he becomes crazier and more neurotic. Most notably his complete breakdown after Shawn kisses Topanga for a college video and when he is unusually excited for he and Topanga's honeymoon:
-->'''Topanga:''' So you're just marrying me so you can consummate our relationship?
-->'''Cory:''' Me and 900 million other guys!
-->'''Topanga:''' Cory, I'm beginning to think you'd be fine if we spent our honeymoon in any old hotel.
-->'''Cory:'''' Or in the road...
-->'''Topanga:''' Cory, that's sick!
-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" I'm sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME '''TOUCH SOMETHING'''!''
* The ''entire'' male cast dancing to "Hot Stuff," And Eric's explanation for it:
-->'''Eric:''' Ladies and Gentlemen, since the dawn of time men have been idiots. This will make up for it.
** Eric gets a '''lot''' of these, there are simply far too many to list.
* The entire "Eric" part of the episode "Eric Hollywood" was hilarious! Some Hollywood people think Eric has acting talent after viewing his Shakespeare play, so they let him come to Hollywood to play a part in a T.V. show! The show happens to be the counterpart of Boy Meets World, with the characters behind the sets acting very different, with different (but similar) names,
-->'''Shawn/Schneider''': (Cory/Ben is yelling at the director) He's yelling again. Stop the yelling. Make it stop! Make it stop!
* Cory disguised as a crusty waitress in "Chick Like Me". "My hosiery is bunching!"
** "Please pay at the register honey, and ''tipping'' is not a city in China!". Ben Savage's delivery of that line was ''perfect''.
** Earlier in that episode when Cory first dresses up as a girl when he says "I knew it, I look fat". It's a simple line but Ben Savage's delivery makes it hilarious.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXFLpND4Q_g UNDAHPANTS!!!]]
* "Hey great, a water gun in December. I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia!"

* In "Cory's Alternative Friends," when Mr. Feeny assigns Shawn and Minkus as partners, both {{facepalm}} in unison.

* Mr. Feeny reading Eric's one-man play: "'The hot wind howled, like a howling... hot... windy thing.'"

* "Only creeps and weirdos are awake now." ''[Door opens]'' "How're you doin'?" Turns out the creeps and weirdos are Shawn, Eric, and Feeny.
* In "The Truth About Honesty", Shawn and Angela attempt to have no strings attached sex but before they can get anywhere Shawn tells her he loves her, which leads to this exchange:
-->'''Shawn:''' Aw man, I [[PersonAsVerb Cory'd]] this up didn't I?
-->'''Angela:''' You had to go and get heavy, Shawn - didn't you?
-->'''Shawn:''' No, I'm not getting heavy, Angela, I just think that an emotional commitment is the proper foundation for OH MY GOD I'M BOTH OF THEM!
* Chet, Shawn and Jack's dad, gets some great lines in the series, especially in ghost form.
--> I got two stupid boys! Y'all embarass me in front of my dead friends!
* [[http://youtu.be/m-BB-Xk9xYY FEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEENAY!]]
* Cory's attempt at writing his own wedding vows in "We'll Have A Good Time Then". "Sometimes, two people who love each other are in love, and because of that love, they love each other."

* As Cory prepares for his wedding with Topanga, Shawn might not end up as the best man, so Eric tries to win Cory over... HilarityEnsues. Watch [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P93GT2Oow_8 here]]:

* Cory being told that [[OverprotectiveDad he will die if anything happens to Topanga on their trip]]. By ''his own father''. Cory's response is an indignant "You like her better than me!" and Alan smiling & nodding.
* Eric declaring that if he can't be the best man at Cory's wedding, ''he's going to be the groom'' & proceeding to propose to Topanga. Once Eric's finished, an exasperated Cory simply says "Get him" & a screaming Topanga lunges at him.
** "There are some people who shall remain nameless...CORY MOMMY AND DADDY! Who believe I'm not Best Man material."
* In Season 5, after Topanga makes a surprising entrance.
--> "*Gasp* Topanga!"

** "You're in a triangle, Feeny! ''[[[WhatAnIdiot Makes a square as he says triangle]]]'' And take it from someone who has been in a triangle before, he who hesitates is lost. RACHEL!"

* The second season episode "Me and Mr. Joad," where Cory attempts to start a seventh grade student union and lead a school walkout. His singing to the tune of an old Garment Workers Union jingle sells it even more. And to go along with that--what does Shawn want with his steak? MACARONI!
** From the same episode, Mr. Turner learning that Feeny lives next door to the Matthews:
--> '''Turner''': Face it guys: Feeny's not going to go away. He's going to be all over your case. You turn around, he's going to be there. ''(looks out Matthews' back door window; sees Feeny tending his garden)'' Now ''that's'' scary. You guys live next door to a principal?
--> '''Amy''': It's not something we brag about.
--> '''Turner''': ''(heading outside)'' George? You live next door to Matthews?
--> '''Feeny''': It's not something I brag about.

* The looks on Shawn and Topanga's faces when the judge offers Cory a balloon dog or hat.
* Cory's dorktastic love poems to Topanga in "Poetic License: An Ode to Holden Caulfield".

* When Jack records Shawn sleeptalking: "I'm going to the market to pick up some eggs." "If you rub two eggs together, you get a spark." "My head's on fire. Somebody please put me out."
* World War II Eric in "No Guts, No Cory". Oh boy...
* When Cory thinks Shawn is having sex before he and Topanga are and asks Eric for advice:
-->'''Cory''': Tell me about your first time.
-->'''Eric''': Remember Mitchell Davis?
-->'''Cory''': Now there's an unexpected twist. Tell me about your second time.
* In the episode tag of the first season finale, Cory and Shawn focus all their energy to make Minkus disappear. Made funnier by the fact that they don't see him again until graduation. Or possibly FridgeHorror.
* In "Raging Cory" after Cory tells Shawn he knocked down his dad, Shawn's response is "Does he have to leave the house in shame? Do you get his woman?"
* Shawn hitting on Topanga in "Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow"
-->'''Shawn''': She's my best friend's girl, she's my best friend's girl. Oh, to heck with it. Marry me! I live in a trailer park and have no education, but my hair does this! (runs hands through hair as audience cheers)
-->'''Cory''': Shawn!
-->'''Shawn''': Shut up, man! I'm going for it!(Cory sprays Shawn with a water bottle) Thanks,thanks. I'm back.
-->'''Cory''': Good. (turns to talk to Topanga as Shawn does a "call me" sign over his shoulder)
* In the sixth season premiere, while Cory and Topanga take off to elope, Feeny relays the story of the time he tried to separate Cory and Topanga's desks in first grade:
--> '''Feeny''': "She kicked me, he bit me, and some little punk kept saying 'Leave them alone. They should get married.'"
--> '''Shawn''': "I was cute then, huh?"
--> '''Feeny''': "Precious"
* After Cory and Topanga and Shawn and Angela have broken up:
--> '''Cory''': I believe in love like I believe in God. You can't see it. You can't touch it, but you know it's there because you can feel its wrath."
-->'''Shawn''': And goodness. You can feel love's goodness.
-->'''Cory''': I wouldn't know.
* Eric and Jack versus Rachel, Topanga and Angela in a wrestling competition for the apartment. With [[Wrestling/MickFoley Mankind]] as the referee.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Csjr5Jz8l4 The Roller Coaster scene]].
* Every part of And Then There Was Shawn.
* Mr. Turner & Mr. Williams pulling apart a fight in the hallway, only to realize ''who'' was fighting.
--> '''Mr. Turner''': ''[Stunned]'' Hunter? Matthews?\\
'''Mr. Williams''': Did you two know you were fighting each other?
* Life's tough, get a helmet.
* Mister Feeney has yanked Cory and Shawn off the school radio for having tossed aside the approved script and instead turning their program into a hook-up show. Later, in his class, he announces what the next day's lesson will be: The Bill of Rights.
--> '''Feeney:''' [[OhCrap Oh boy.]]

-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" I'm sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? ''LET ME TOUCH '''SOMETHING'''!''

-->'''Mr. Feeny:''' (''smirking'') I think we've known each other long enough for me to call you "''[[EmbarrassingFirstName Cornelius]]''".

--> '''Mr. Turner''': ''[Stunned]'' Hunter? Matthews?''\\

** "CHECK! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE BRING ME A CHECK!"

* Cory being told that [[OverprotectiveDad he will die if anything happens to Topanga on their trip]]. By his own father. Cory's response is an indignant "You like her better than me!" and Alan smiling & nodding.

-->'''Eric''': '''''[[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAT!?!]]'''''

-->'''Eric''': '''''[BigWhat WHAAAAAAAAT!?!]]'''''

-->'''Eric''': [+'''WHAAAAAAAAT!?!'''+]

-->'''Cory:''' "That's sick?" I'm sick?! You know what's sick, everyone?! We have been in a relationship for SEVENTEEN YEARS, and you know what I've gotten in all that time? LET ME TOUCH SOMETHING!

* The ''entire'' male cast dancing to "Hot Stuff," And Eric's explaination for it:

* "Shallow Boy"- the whole episode's funny but there's one scene where Eric's trying to let PuritySue songwriter Corinna down easy but she's off in her own world.

** And followed up by Feeney's reaction: "All right, everyone. I'll see you at my funeral."

-->"She kicked me, he bit me and some little punk kept saying 'Leave them alone. They should get married.'"

* Mr. Turner & Mr. Williams pulling apart a fight in the hallway, only to realise ''who'' was fighting.

* "Only creeps and weirdos are awake now." ''[Door opens]'' "How're you doin'?"

* The second season episode "Me and Mr. Joad," where Cory attempts to start a seventh grade student union and lead a school walkout. His singing to the tune of an old Garment Workers Union jingle sells it even more. And to go along with that--what does Shawn want with his steak? MACARONI!

-->'''Eric''': I married a moose. ''[To Corey & Topanga, smugly]'' We don't need counseling.

* In "Corey's Alternative Friends," when Mr. Feeny assigns Shawn and Minkus as partners, both {{facepalm}} in unison.

** "There are some people who shall remain nameless...COREY MOMMY AND DADDY! Who believe I'm not Best Man material."

** Dean Bolander, on Topanga and Angela's suggestion that perhaps she needs to make her interest in Feeny more obvious:

-->'''Eric''': [+++'''WHAAAAAAAAT!?!'''+++]

* After the entire gang helps Cory get deal with everything changing in his life Corey starts listing all the things changing and how he's okay with them, before he gets to the last one Eric says it doesn't matter that things change, just how you react to them, queue this: